basically you have to make the funniest nickname of countdown players it is ok if someone has already done one that you wanted to do you just do another one yourself it's fine if there's two maybe that person will feel more popular
-Ben Wilson and daughter
-Dan Vanniasingham hire company (although you can hire cars too so hmm
)-DaveC vitamin C! (good for you)
-Dinos Syphilis (sorry dinos but it had to be done but there is a cure!!
)-Stuart Earl of sandwich (don't know if you liek sandwiches sorry stuart)
-Craig beevers eat wood and make dams
-jim rolls royce (instead of bentley or toyota, GOOD ONE JIM)
-captain kirk bevins of the USS COUNTDOWN
-mikey lear jet
-Charlie "shit" reams
-david o'donnell o'wes me money
not really dave old son 
-gavin chipper chipping away at society (i went a bit political with that one gavin but the survey i did says thats the most common political view in all the countdowns so you cant argue with statistics)
-dmitri wayne gretsky
-eddie fox hunting (some of these are too easy)
-richard britta(in) water filter
-charlier reamsisawanker
-john corby grilling machine (i love grillling so thats why)
-nick (bruce) wayneright (is batman)
-stuart holden out for a hero (don't know if you are gay also there seems to be a lot of stuarts is that just a coincidence or what)
-ihatecharlie reams
that's all i've got but im sure some other people have some great ones just waiting to happen cant wait to see what you come up with guys
