Tea-time Teaser Suggestions

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:30 pm

Post them here, and Damo might use them!

Scramble: RILEY HOT

Clue: "She certainly is - and makes me as hard as this!"

Marc Meakin · Post by **Marc Meakin** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:38 pm

RACHEL IS

Clue : Khoo and Reams perhaps.

D Eadie · Post by **D Eadie** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:24 pm

Well, we're at 100% so far.............

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:31 pm

100% good or bad?

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:34 pm

MARDYIAN

Clue: Dare he risk milking the cows?

Ok, so this is harder than it looks...

D Eadie · Post by **D Eadie** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:46 pm

Jon Corby wrote:100% good or bad? [/quote

Haha.
Michael Wallace wrote:MARDYIAN

Clue: Dare he risk milking the cows?

Ok, so this is harder than it looks...

IAMRANDY - DAIRYMAN

Clue - I'm not actually randy, but i'd love some of his cream.

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:51 pm

D Eadie wrote:IAMRANDY - DAIRYMAN

Clue - I'm not actually randy, but i'd love some of his cream.

Haha, you totally have to use that.

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:03 pm

FUCKALSS

Clue - I've got fuck all, but Santa has these.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:34 pm

HISHOTEL

Clue: At his downgraded hotel he doesn't even have a toilet.

Bob De Caux · Post by **Bob De Caux** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:45 pm

APISSEXIT

Clue: Not urine, but it is a fluid leaving the body

Eoin Monaghan · Post by **Eoin Monaghan** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:47 pm

Bob De Caux wrote:APISSEXIT ?

No, but it is a fluid leaving the body

9 letters?

Bob De Caux · Post by **Bob De Caux** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:50 pm

Eoin Monaghan wrote:9 letters?

Fair point, Eoin. To be quite honest, I didn't realise that they had to have 8.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:02 pm

Bob De Caux wrote: Fair point, Eoin. To be quite honest, I didn't realise that they had to have 8.

Are you sure you're a fan of Countdown?

Bob De Caux · Post by **Bob De Caux** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:09 pm

Are you sure you're a fan of Countdown?

Countdown? I thought this was the Deal or No Deal forum.

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:02 pm

None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:07 pm

Charlie Reams wrote:None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).

Which one? (They're both shit btw)

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:31 pm

Jon Corby wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).
Which one? (They're both shit btw)

The second one. And YOU'RE SHIT OKAY!!!

Mike Brown · Post by **Mike Brown** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:05 pm

Charlie Reams wrote:None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).

Third most, surely? Hasn't Kate Horton set some? I'm still envious, though.

Chris Philpot · Post by **Chris Philpot** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:33 pm

Scramble: ATOYWORM
Clue: Emma Ledden has one named after her.

Scramble: GAGATWIT
Clue: 1.21 at 88 will take you to the future.

Scramble: PUDDINGS
Clue: Move a letter to go weeding.

Scramble: SELECTIT
Clue: If you solve this, you'll have a ball.

Edward McCullagh · Post by **Edward McCullagh** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:53 pm

FISTACHE

Clue: Brazilian pornstars usually end up with one of these!

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:44 am

Edward McCullagh wrote:FISTACHE

Clue: Brazilian pornstars usually end up with one of these!

Hahaha!

D Eadie · Post by **D Eadie** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:53 am

Mike Brown wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).
Third most, surely? Hasn't Kate Horton set some? I'm still envious, though.

Don't think Kate did any, though she might have come up with the odd one or two. Sarah's done about 20 over the last few years, but Charlie is indeed the most prolific setter not on staff, with a grand total of 1.

My most memorable has to be NUDELUMP, which was "it's not a nude lump, but it hangs down and swings both ways", which brought in about a dozen complaints.

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:12 am

D Eadie wrote: My most memorable has to be NUDELUMP, which was "it's not a nude lump, but it hangs down and swings both ways", which brought in about a dozen complaints.

Ahaha, fantastic. Are you allowed to mention the conundrum shuffle you didn't use in a rare moment of good taste?

D Eadie · Post by **D Eadie** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:16 am

Charlie Reams wrote:
D Eadie wrote: My most memorable has to be NUDELUMP, which was "it's not a nude lump, but it hangs down and swings both ways", which brought in about a dozen complaints.
Ahaha, fantastic. Are you allowed to mention the conundrum shuffle you didn't use in a rare moment of good taste?

Can't remember what you mean, PM it to me first, in the name of better taste.

Ian Volante · Post by **Ian Volante** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:12 am

ARSETITS

Clue: Creates grooves that don't get sweaty?

Actually, this has two reasonably plausible answers depending on minor wording changes.

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:21 am

In all seriousness, RILEYHOT could be used, but without reference in the clue to my corpora cavernosa becoming engorged with blood. Apparently RHYOLITE is some kind of volcanic rock, so you could riff on the "hot" theme a bit. It would rule. Go on. Then I'll equal Charlie at something.

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:28 am

Jon Corby wrote:In all seriousness, RILEYHOT could be used, but without reference in the clue to my corpora cavernosa becoming engorged with blood. Apparently RHYOLITE is some kind of volcanic rock, so you could riff on the "hot" theme a bit. It would rule. Go on. Then I'll equal Charlie at something.

Ahem!

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:30 am

Charlie Reams wrote:
Jon Corby wrote:In all seriousness, RILEYHOT could be used, but without reference in the clue to my corpora cavernosa becoming engorged with blood. Apparently RHYOLITE is some kind of volcanic rock, so you could riff on the "hot" theme a bit. It would rule. Go on. Then I'll equal Charlie at something.
Ahem!

Oh yeah! But if you're only mentioning this because you hugged Junaid at the end of your recently-filmed-but-not-shown-for-a-few-months-still special, I'll fucking kill you.

Marc Meakin · Post by **Marc Meakin** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:59 pm

AINTREES
Clue: could be for novice hurdlers, maybe.

Kai Laddiman · Post by **Kai Laddiman** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:11 pm

Kate did set at least one, she did that POLITICS one a few series back.

SEXILADY "I've got a 9 Jeff!"

Helen Andrews · Post by **Helen Andrews** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:15 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:HISHOTEL

Clue: At his downgraded hotel he doesn't even have a toilet.

Is what I think is the answer to this really valid in Countdown?

(and even if it is, I'm shocked, Kirk!

)

Ciaran Thompson · Post by **Ciaran Thompson** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:50 am

DAMIANE

Clue = You have to come up with a lot of them to be this type of guy

(hint = its actually two words, but I have a feeling Susie will tell us it'll be one word b4 long)

Liam Tiernan · Post by **Liam Tiernan** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:52 am

Kai Laddiman wrote:Kate did set at least one, she did that POLITICS one a few series back.

SEXILADY "I've got a 9 Jeff!"

Brilliant clue.

James Robinson · Post by **James Robinson** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:58 am

Ciaran Thompson wrote:DAMIANE

Clue = You have to come up with a lot of them to be this type of guy

(hint = its actually two words, but I have a feeling Susie will tell us it'll be one word b4 long)

That's only 7 letters, which would've been good a few years ago, but not now.

JackHurst · Post by **JackHurst** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:49 pm

YPOOTHEN

Clue: Why pooh then? Because he spends a lot of time looking for this.

Ciaran Thompson · Post by **Ciaran Thompson** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:13 pm

James Robinson wrote:
Ciaran Thompson wrote:DAMIANE

Clue = You have to come up with a lot of them to be this type of guy

(hint = its actually two words, but I have a feeling Susie will tell us it'll be one word b4 long)
That's only 7 letters, which would've been good a few years ago, but not now.

Yes, I had noticed thanx

Mike Brown · Post by **Mike Brown** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:19 pm

D Eadie wrote:Don't think Kate did any, though she might have come up with the odd one or two.

I believe COILSPIT ("No crosses for Sukey's pal, but lots of parties.") was one of hers.

My most memorable has to be NUDELUMP, which was "it's not a nude lump, but it hangs down and swings both ways", which brought in about a dozen complaints.

Oh yeah, I remember that one, can't remember whether DesO kept a straight face or not. Doing a quick search, I see it was also used back in December 03 with the same scramble, don't know what the clue was, though.

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:25 pm

Chris Philpot wrote:Scramble: GAGATWIT
Clue: 1.21 at 88 will take you to the future.

I like this one

For the film's 25th anniversary later this year perhaps Jeff could do a Back To The Future themed introduction with DELOREAN as the other teaser and WRONGYEAR as the conundrum?

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:02 pm

JackHurst wrote:YPOOTHEN

Clue: Why pooh then? Because he spends a lot of time looking for this.

n1

David O'Donnell · Post by **David O'Donnell** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:10 pm

Dinos Sfyris wrote:
Chris Philpot wrote:Scramble: GAGATWIT
Clue: 1.21 at 88 will take you to the future.
I like this one For the film's 25th anniversary later this year perhaps Jeff could do a Back To The Future themed introduction with DELOREAN as the other teaser and WRONGYEAR as the conundrum?

GARRYOWEN! I scrambled this in a game on msn.

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:31 pm

GREATSCOT would make a good conundrum too but it's a plural.

D Eadie · Post by **D Eadie** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:55 pm

JackHurst wrote:YPOOTHEN

Clue: Why pooh then? Because he spends a lot of time looking for this.

Excellent stuff.

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:23 pm

David O'Donnell · Post by **David O'Donnell** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:17 pm

HATEAMAN

Hate a man? Damian doesn't know the meaning of the word.

Ryan Taylor · Post by **Ryan Taylor** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:15 pm

THERECAT

For some people, their pussy will have seen one of these.

D Eadie · Post by **D Eadie** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:30 pm

David O'Donnell wrote:HATEAMAN

Hate a man? Damian doesn't know the meaning of the word.

Ahhhhhh. Took me a while to get the connection, but its genius matey.
Love it. Hope the poor fucker who used the word in the first place is reading this

Oliver Garner · Post by **Oliver Garner** » Sun Apr 18, 2010 3:02 pm

DGBIEBER
Clue - Her singing was both fooling and inarticulate.

Kevin Davis · Post by **Kevin Davis** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:33 pm

Here's some election-themed ones. Alas, too late to have them for May 6...

DCAMERON - "Not a landslide, but still swept away."

ISGBROWN - "Is G Brown buying? No, just looking."

SOLIBDEM - "Nick's the brave type...sort of."

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Mon May 03, 2010 1:25 pm

Good effort

David O'Donnell · Post by **David O'Donnell** » Wed May 12, 2010 12:05 am

CRIESOFF

They are not on the rink, they have rank

Andy Wilson · Post by **Andy Wilson** » Wed May 12, 2010 2:31 am

Savage clue David.

Oliver Garner · Post by **Oliver Garner** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:39 pm

CANTRITE - he can't write, or spell, so he finds it hard to do this

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:56 pm

Oliver Garner wrote:CANTRITE - he can't write, or spell, so he finds it hard to do this

That's surely against DDA rules but good clue.

Joseph Krol · Post by **Joseph Krol** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:41 am

TTT: SINKMORE

Clue: Gabriella's twin doesn't like being called names.

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:00 am

TTT: BADSLIDE - Don't have a bad slide and end up like this!
TTT: REBELCAR - A kind of palsy.

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:01 am

Dinos Sfyris wrote:TTT: BADSLIDE - Don't have a bad slide and end up like this!
TTT: REBELCAR - A kind of palsy.

Reported for racism.

Joseph Krol · Post by **Joseph Krol** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:19 pm

ABICYCLE

Halfness of a man perhaps?

Andy McGurn · Post by **Andy McGurn** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:10 pm

U STINC OV

"Ben takes the biscuit"