Happy Valentines Day!

[Dinos Sfyris]

Happy Valentines day Countdowners. I haven't done a conundrum alphabet in a while but here's a few Valentine's conundrums:

Since its Valentines today IROMANTIC so I'm gonna get off my CUPIDARSE, go into LOVERMODE and make a HOREGROAN.
I feel sorry for all those singles out there but they've always got HANDABUSE!

Dinos

[Jason Larsen]

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone here.

We love Countdown. It is our valentine.

[Ben Pugh]

The MORTICIAN is UNABASHED about the SUPERACID.

[Joseph Bolas]

Happy Valentines day Countdowners. I haven't done a conundrum alphabet in a while but here's a few Valentine's conundrums:

Since its Valentines today IROMANTIC so I'm gonna get off my CUPIDARSE, go into LOVERMODE and make a HOREGROAN.
I feel sorry for all those singles out there but they've always got HANDABUSE!

Dinos

Is the answer to HOREGROAN a variant spelling of gonorrhoea? I know the LOVERMODE is VELODROME.

[Dinos Sfyris]

Is the answer to HOREGROAN a variant spelling of gonorrhoea? I know the LOVERMODE is VELODROME.

Yup well done Joe for getting GONORRHEA

[Joseph Bolas]

Is the answer to HOREGROAN a variant spelling of gonorrhoea? I know the LOVERMODE is VELODROME.

Yup well done Joe for getting GONORRHEA

Yey . I must remember that for COLIVER .

[Kirk Bevins]

Is the answer to HOREGROAN a variant spelling of gonorrhoea? I know the LOVERMODE is VELODROME.

Yup well done Joe for getting GONORRHEA

That is an American spelling of gonorrhoea and is, as such, not valid.

[Dinos Sfyris]

Whoops. That was a conundrum I made a while back and forgot it was invalid, but fun nonetheless.

[Conor]

Tubgirl disagrees.