Awesome thread. It's mostly been covered, but you clearly need my answers.
Graeme Cole wrote:1. It's a letters round. C1 declares 6, then C2 declares 6. You ask for C1's word, and he says MINUTE, pronouncing it like the unit of time. C2 says MINUTE, pronouncing it like the synonym for tiny. C2 has not written his word down, but insists he doesn't have to show his paper to C1 because he had a different word. C1 says this is silly because it's obviously the same word. Do you allow C2's offering?
I wouldn't allow it. He should have declared not written down anyway, and it would just be sheer luck on his part if his word was different. But on Countdown a "word" is basically a valid sequence of letters, so MINUTE and MINUTE are the same. Even if he had a completely different word and got away with it, he wouldn't have been doing things the right way, so you shouldn't have too much sympathy.
2. Early in a game, C1 offers UPVOTE. DC looks it up on ODO and it's not in, so it's disallowed. Later on in the same game, C2 also offers UPVOTE. To everyone's surprise, the word is now valid on ODO. After some investigation, it transpires that ODO's three-monthly update happened in the middle of this game, and UPVOTE, being a common word all over the internet nowadays, was one of the new words added. C2 insists that it should now be allowed, but that the earlier ruling against C1's offering should stand because the word wasn't valid at the time. C1 says this is crazy. Do you allow it for one player and not for the other? Disallow both? Allow both?
I wondered whether DC had an offline version of the dictionary anyway, because otherwise they are relying on the website not going down during recording. How reliable is it? It would be far more satisfactory this way since the words would be set in stone before the game started. It might even be that C1 and C2 both knew that the dictionary was going to be updated during the recording, but it got delayed by five minutes from the scheduled time, causing C1 to lose out by pure bad luck! He'd done his research, done everything right, but got let down by a lazy data inputter.
But rather than avoiding the question - I'd probably say allow for C2 and not C1 because of consistency reasons. It might be that C1 has a word disallowed early on in the game that becomes valid later in the show, and that C2 has a completely different word allowed that wouldn't have been allowed earlier in the show. What would you do in these cases? Nothing, because you wouldn't know. Graeme's example is just a very specific case where we would happen to find out the reasons behind the decisions, but by giving a different ruling, it would open up the game to inconsistency. But clearly the ideal solution is to have a "frozen" dictionary if possible.
3. In a letters round, C1 declares 7, then C2 declares 8. You ask for C1's seven, and he says DEFINING. Obviously he's misdeclared. You ask for C2's eight, and he says he also had DEFINING, but he didn't write it down. C2 explains that he didn't bother to say "not written down" because when C1 declared 7, he thought there was no chance of C1's word being the same as his 8. C1 says this is irrelevant, and C2's word should be disallowed. What do you do?
Clearly, as everyone has said, you allow it. However, what do you do if C2 declares that he has an 8 first and then C1 says he has a 7, both of which turn out to be DEFINING? I'd probably disallow it because he should have said "not written down".
4. C2 is 15 points behind going into the last numbers round. He asks for 6 small in the hope of getting a difficult round on which he can beat C1. The round is difficult, but C1 gets it spot on and C2 doesn't. C2 is now 25 behind. Then, just before you go into the conundrum, DC informs you that a mistake has been discovered in an earlier round in which C1 offered an eight and C2 offered a nine. C2's nine was disallowed, but on closer inspection of the dictionary the word has been found to be acceptable. The scores are corrected: C1 has 8 points taken away, and C2 is given 18 points. C2 is now one point ahead. C2 now complains that had he known he was 11 ahead going into the last numbers, he would have picked 1 large, not 6 small, and claims the numbers round should be replayed. C1, who is now behind going into a conundrum when he thought he was unassailably ahead, says C2 is pushing his luck. What do you do?
I think I'm with Graeme here. Clearly people make numbers choices risk/don't risk words etc. based on the position in the game at the time. So of course it's unfair and ideally they should replay the game from when the error took place. There is obviously the question of studio timing etc., but I'd at least do the numbers again. It would be weird to want to set a precedent where you automatically go back to where an error was made in every case. Sometimes it clearly wouldn't have affected anything, but where do you draw the line?
I suppose one counter argument is that by choosing certain numbers selections, risking certain words etc., you are implicitly factoring in the probabilities of certain outcomes from this, so you should also factor in all probabilities such as the probability of a previous DC error coming back to haunt you. But that still doesn't really make it any fairer because the vast majority of contestants wouldn't factor this in anyway and wouldn't be affected by it.
So in conclusion, I'd definitely want that numbers game replayed, but in the general case, it's a bit of a thorny issue.
5. Going into the final letters round, seven-time-winner C1 is 25 points behind. The first eight letters are VLGIIAME. He picks a final consonant, fishing for an S for VIGESIMAL, and gets a second V. Incensed, C1 points out that another V appeared in an earlier round, which it did. He goes on to argue that this means they're playing with three Vs, which makes it an illegal distribution, and it's ruined his chances of making a big comeback. He asks for the game to be replayed, or at least a new final consonant to be picked. Upon investigation it is found that before the day's recording started, an extra V was indeed accidentally introduced into the pack in addition to the normal two, and you've been playing with three Vs all day, including in the three games that have already been recorded. Do you play on regardless? Substitute the letter? Replay the round? The game? The last three games?
As others have said, the letters distribution isn't a rule of the game, so you'd play on. I did have the same thought as Graeme - what if a load of Qs came out? Well, even then while they might stop recording to sort out the error, it's not necessarily that it's unfair. C1 is 25 points behind because of having played worse in the rest of the game. The last letters round might have turned out to be completely flat anyway. Unless the Qs were planted as sabotage on the basis that he needed a 9, then it's not foul play and it's within the rules. It's no different from rain at the end of an F1 qualifying session.
6. C1 and C2 are seated with the game about to start. C1 writes the 75 times table, from memory, on one of the provided sheets of paper. C2 spots this and complains to you, saying C1 isn't allowed to use a times table list. Should C1 be allowed to keep the list?
This has
come up before and I think it's generally considered not to be cheating. Unless contestants have to throw away all pieces of paper between rounds then you have to allow it. What if I keep a list of declared words, and then spot my opponent's word from an earlier round? I see that as the same.
7. You are the organiser of a Lincoln-style CO-event. The host of a match between the top two seeds comes up to you and asks for a conundrum, which is a crucial. You pick a conundrum at random from a hat, which is how you've selected all the conundrums so far that day, and give it to the host. However, the host points out that the conundrum scramble is exactly the same as one used in a Countdown series final several years ago, and furthermore, that final featured one of the players involved in this game. The host argues that this gives the player a huge unfair advantage. Do you change the conundrum?
I think it comes down to whether you value the show over the pure competition. It would be unfair to go through someone's lifetime conundrum list to find one that they hadn't had before. Someone who does hundreds of conundrums a day should not have their training efforts used against them. Conundrums should be chosen by "objective" criteria, which do not involve known facts about the specific contestants and should be the same for whoever makes the final.
8.
Harry Peters is controversially given a return appearance on the show, wins eight games with a record-breaking octototototal of 980, and qualifies for the quarter-finals. He beats the #8 seed in the quarter-final, and beats the #4 seed in the semi-final. In the final he faces the #2 seed Gary Goodfellow. Up until now the unsportsmanlike conduct for which Harry Peters is infamous has been mild at worst, but just before the final starts, the two finalists have a disagreement which results in Harry punching Gary. Harry is disqualified and ejected from the studio. Gary is innocent of any wrongdoing, is not badly hurt, and is happy to continue.
All the losing quarter-finalists and semi-finalists, as well as the standby #9 seed, are available in the studio. Who should Gary's opponent be in the final? Which matches, if any, should be replayed?
Objectively speaking, I think Gary should be declared the champion there and then. Harry beat his side of the draw and then "beat" himself by, er, beating Gary. If, for the show, you still need a final, then it's a bit tricky. You might give the other final place to #4 seed because he was his last defeated opponent, but he hasn't earned* the right to make the final by defeating the rest of that side of the draw, directly or indirectly. #8 seed is still unbeaten by non-Harry opponents (this is why third-place play-offs are nonsense in knockouts and why it's also wrong to call the beaten finalist second place). If we count Harry as disqualified all the way through, then #8 has beaten #1, and #4 has beaten #5 anyway, so the new semi-final is #4 v #8. There you go.
*earnt