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I will start with Forrest Gimp and Jurassic Pork
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Zarte Siempre wrote: Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:35 am Dour weddings and a funeral
Pretty much sums up most of the soaps that are on TV.
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*cheating slightly*

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fuck i thought that was only a book.
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Mark Deeks wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:42 pm We Need To Talk About Gevin.
That is actually funny.
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Harry potter and the half flood prince. I know that's not funny but just wanted to be part of the fun. Although that's not a fun name.
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How about a bit of Bond...

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In homage to my Countdown role model:

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Fred Mumford wrote: Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:26 pm A Wank To Remember
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Goodness me I posted this weeks ago and thought it was another turkey.
Ok here's some of mine.
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Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:48 pm Goodness me I posted this weeks ago and thought it was another turkey.
I mean, it was a shit idea but people ran with it so you saved face.
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Gavin Chipper wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:32 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:48 pm Goodness me I posted this weeks ago and thought it was another turkey.
I mean, it was a shit idea but people ran with it so you saved face.
It's not a shit idea, it just tends to be a bit played out as most people will have seen this kind of thing somewhere before. Any non-Countdown suggestions should be shunned. All Countdown-based suggestions should be praised eternally, as that is what makes it relevant and more interesting for C4C.
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One of the more influential among us used to be known as Womb Raider.
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David Williams wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:34 pm One of the more influential among us used to be known as Womb Raider.
I remember it well.
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Porn films are excellent for this sort of thing, there's some genuine creativity in some of the titles. All of these are real:

Gulp Fiction
The Bone Ranger
Oklahomo!
School of Cock
Porn on the 4th of July
King Dong
Fill Bill
The Long Ranger

And slightly cheating:

Saturday Night Beaver
Night Of The Giving Head
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Schindler's Fist was my favourite.
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Fred Mumford wrote: Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:12 pm Sad day for the Cut.
Decent.
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May I offer a reverse one.

There is a book called Schindler's Ark. There is a company called Schindler's that makes lifts. So one day Steven Spielberg gets into a Schindler's lift . . .
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