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Change one letter of a film title to make a funny one

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Zarte Siempre wrote:
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Pretty much sums up most of the soaps that are on TV.

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*cheating slightly*

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Harry potter and the half flood prince. I know that's not funny but just wanted to be part of the fun. Although that's not a fun name.

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How about a bit of Bond...

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Post by Marc Meakin » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:48 pm

Goodness me I posted this weeks ago and thought it was another turkey.
Ok here's some of mine.
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Marc Meakin wrote:
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Goodness me I posted this weeks ago and thought it was another turkey.
I mean, it was a shit idea but people ran with it so you saved face.

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Gavin Chipper wrote:
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Marc Meakin wrote:
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Goodness me I posted this weeks ago and thought it was another turkey.
I mean, it was a shit idea but people ran with it so you saved face.
It's not a shit idea, it just tends to be a bit played out as most people will have seen this kind of thing somewhere before. Any non-Countdown suggestions should be shunned. All Countdown-based suggestions should be praised eternally, as that is what makes it relevant and more interesting for C4C.

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One of the more influential among us used to be known as Womb Raider.
I remember it well.

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Post by JimBentley » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:43 pm

Porn films are excellent for this sort of thing, there's some genuine creativity in some of the titles. All of these are real:

Gulp Fiction
The Bone Ranger
Oklahomo!
School of Cock
Porn on the 4th of July
King Dong
Fill Bill
The Long Ranger

And slightly cheating:

Saturday Night Beaver
Night Of The Giving Head

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Post by Mark James » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:28 pm

Schindler's Fist was my favourite.

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Post by Fred Mumford » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:12 pm

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Fred Mumford wrote:
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Sad day for the Cut.
Decent.

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Re: Change one letter of a film title to make a funny one

Post by David Williams » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:14 am

May I offer a reverse one.

There is a book called Schindler's Ark. There is a company called Schindler's that makes lifts. So one day Steven Spielberg gets into a Schindler's lift . . .

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