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Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:18 pm
by Matt Morrison
:D

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:21 pm
by Howard Somerset
Ben Hunter wrote:I thought Sophie was Joseph's mum.
So did I, till she told me she's not a teenager yet.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:18 pm
by Ian Volante
Martin Bishop wrote:Sophie Krol: ANYONE WANT TO DO AN ANAGRAM I MADE UP?
Matt Morrison: ON
Matt Morrison left the room.
Please fix likes Charlie!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:54 pm
by Eoin Monaghan
Sophie Krol: CIESPNL
Eoin Monaghan got a bronze pencil for SINKAGES!
Eoin Monaghan: PENCILS
Sophie Krol: YES WD
Eoin Monaghan: How bloody apt!
Sophie Krol: lol

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:04 pm
by Ben Wilson
Tracey Mills: gonna have a but I can't decide who
Kai Laddiman: play oliver, he's rubbish
Oliver Garner left the room.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:08 pm
by Joseph Krol
Just to clarify, me and Sophie are brother and sister.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:42 pm
by Ryan Taylor
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THURSDAY 9TH DECEMBER





Oliver Garner: Thought Jack played alright (although I beat him by 3). SPONDULIX was v impressive as it is of 84% obscurity and not on the Apto-counundrum list. Jack's only ever seen it in an Aegilops game.
Kirk Bevins: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Morrison: FUCKS SAKE
Ryan Taylor: OMG MASSIVE SPOILERS
Hugh Binnie: oh bloody hell Oliver
Kirk Bevins: twat
Matt Morrison: been wiaiting all day to watch that
Kirk Bevins: i forgot about that
Oliver Garner: sorry :(((((
Kirk Bevins: why the fuck did u do that
Marcus Hares: Jack was on today?
Kirk Bevins: there was no need
Matt Morrison: the one thing i've been looking forward to all day for when heather gets back from work :L(
Kirk Bevins left the room.
Oliver Garner: Seriously very sorry
Matt Morrison: it happens
Matt Morrison: at least it was jack
Matt Morrison: and not a game that matters

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:07 am
by Jon O'Neill
amazing!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:27 am
by Ben Hunter
lol @ Kirk Bevins leaving the room in a huff. PS narrowly missed out on some action tonight.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:43 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Ben Hunter wrote:lol @ Kirk Bevins leaving the room in a huff. PS narrowly missed out on some action tonight.
Haha I only have like an hour between coming in from work and going to play darts. This happens most nights so when I was reminded that the QFs had started I left the room to watch it.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:54 pm
by Ryan Taylor
Kirk Bevins wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:lol @ Kirk Bevins leaving the room in a huff. PS narrowly missed out on some action tonight.
Haha I only have like an hour between coming in from work and going to play darts.
Kirk Bevins has a job now. Oh and a life.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:32 pm
by Dinos Sfyris
Ryan Taylor wrote:Kirk Bevins has a job now. Oh and a life.
Damn straight

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:13 pm
by Joseph Krol
2010-12-12 21:10:52 Joseph Krol: lag test
2010-12-12 21:10:53 Gevin Chapwell: about 2
2010-12-12 21:10:56 Adam Gillard: lagtest MK II
2010-12-12 21:10:57 Gevin Chapwell: If that
2010-12-12 21:10:59 Adam Gillard: lag gone now
2010-12-12 21:11:01 Joseph Krol: instant for me! ha ha
2010-12-12 21:11:04 Gevin Chapwell: Good
2010-12-12 21:11:09 Adam Gillard: yeah it's fine now
2010-12-12 21:11:10 Gevin Chapwell: Got worse again
2010-12-12 21:11:13 Adam Gillard: lol yeah
2010-12-12 21:11:14 Gevin Chapwell: And better
2010-12-12 21:11:15 Joseph Krol: test
2010-12-12 21:11:22 Kai Laddiman: STOP WRITING STUFF
2010-12-12 21:11:24 Kai Laddiman: then it won't lag
2010-12-12 21:11:25 Joseph Krol: highly variable lag!
2010-12-12 21:11:28 Adam Gillard: "mute all"
2010-12-12 21:11:34 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:11:36 Joyce Phillips is playing Peter Lee in a 15 Rounder.
2010-12-12 21:11:37 Alfie Johnson left the room.
2010-12-12 21:11:51 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:11:53 Kai Laddiman: /mute everyone
2010-12-12 21:11:53 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:11:54 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:11:55 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:11:57 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:11:57 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:11:58 Innis Carson is playing Adam Gillard in a Hypertouch Letters Attack.
2010-12-12 21:11:58 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:11:59 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:12:00 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:12:01 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:12:02 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:12:03 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:12:03 Gevin Chapwell: OK...
2010-12-12 21:12:04 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:12:05 Joseph Krol: lag
2010-12-12 21:12:06 Joseph Krol: lol

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:22 pm
by Ian Volante
This is stretching the definition of "classic" to its limit.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:16 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Ian Volante wrote:This is stretching the definition of "classic" to its limit.
And to post your own joke is pretty childish. What are you? Like 12? Oh...you are.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:11 pm
by Adam Gillard
2010-12-31 12:08:09 Adam Gillard: Thanks for a great year, Charlie
2010-12-31 12:08:38 Charlie Reams: well thank you too
2010-12-31 12:08:43 Charlie Reams: couldn't do it without you lot
2010-12-31 12:08:50 Adam Gillard: awww
2010-12-31 12:08:55 Josh Hurst: haha
2010-12-31 12:09:01 Josh Hurst: you guys....
2010-12-31 12:09:04 Charlie Reams: group hug?
2010-12-31 12:09:09 Adam Gillard: *hug*
2010-12-31 12:09:14 Josh Hurst: *opens arms wide*
2010-12-31 12:09:22 Josh Hurst: *hugs*
2010-12-31 12:09:35 Charlie Reams: touching

:)

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:52 pm
by Ryan Taylor
Adam Gillard wrote:2010-12-31 12:08:09 Adam Gillard: Thanks for a great year, Charlie
2010-12-31 12:08:38 Charlie Reams: well thank you too
2010-12-31 12:08:43 Charlie Reams: couldn't do it without you lot
2010-12-31 12:08:50 Adam Gillard: awww
2010-12-31 12:08:55 Josh Hurst: haha
2010-12-31 12:09:01 Josh Hurst: you guys....
2010-12-31 12:09:04 Charlie Reams: group hug?
2010-12-31 12:09:09 Adam Gillard: *hug*
2010-12-31 12:09:14 Josh Hurst: *opens arms wide*
2010-12-31 12:09:22 Josh Hurst: *hugs*
2010-12-31 12:09:35 Charlie Reams: touching

:)
Classic.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:58 pm
by Ian Dent
A lot of Aptochat is classic.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:18 pm
by Joseph Krol
2011-01-03 14:14:00 Your new teaser is PTROASUE. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2011-01-03 14:14:02 The German 9 from GNUOSLTDE was TUGENDLOS!
2011-01-03 14:14:03 Jonathan Wynn got it first. You have 56.9 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:05 Eoin Monaghan got it too, you have 55.2 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:05 Chris Hare got it too, you have 54.5 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:07 Eoin Monaghan: Yay!
2011-01-03 14:14:08 James Bishop started his 1st Top Dog game of the day.
2011-01-03 14:14:10 Chris Hare is playing today's Daily Duel.
2011-01-03 14:14:11 Jonathan Wynn: lol
2011-01-03 14:14:16 Eoin Monaghan: I expect everyone to get this
2011-01-03 14:14:21 James Martin entered the room!
2011-01-03 14:14:23 Ryan Taylor entered the room!
2011-01-03 14:14:33 Ryan Taylor left the room.
2011-01-03 14:14:38 Joseph Krol got it too, you have 22.2 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:39 Jonathan Wynn: 'outspare'
2011-01-03 14:15:00 Time's up and 4 people got a point; Jonathan Wynn was the fastest on 3.1 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answer to PTROASUE was APTEROUS.

not reallly funny but it is quite cool.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:56 pm
by Jon O'Neill
Joseph Krol wrote:2011-01-03 14:14:00 Your new teaser is PTROASUE. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2011-01-03 14:14:02 The German 9 from GNUOSLTDE was TUGENDLOS!
2011-01-03 14:14:03 Jonathan Wynn got it first. You have 56.9 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:05 Eoin Monaghan got it too, you have 55.2 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:05 Chris Hare got it too, you have 54.5 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:07 Eoin Monaghan: Yay!
2011-01-03 14:14:08 James Bishop started his 1st Top Dog game of the day.
2011-01-03 14:14:10 Chris Hare is playing today's Daily Duel.
2011-01-03 14:14:11 Jonathan Wynn: lol
2011-01-03 14:14:16 Eoin Monaghan: I expect everyone to get this
2011-01-03 14:14:21 James Martin entered the room!
2011-01-03 14:14:23 Ryan Taylor entered the room!
2011-01-03 14:14:33 Ryan Taylor left the room.
2011-01-03 14:14:38 Joseph Krol got it too, you have 22.2 seconds left.
2011-01-03 14:14:39 Jonathan Wynn: 'outspare'
2011-01-03 14:15:00 Time's up and 4 people got a point; Jonathan Wynn was the fastest on 3.1 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answer to PTROASUE was APTEROUS.

not reallly funny but it is quite cool.
Not really classic but it was an Aptochat moment.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:14 pm
by Kai Laddiman
Image

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:31 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
Kai Laddiman wrote:Image
The 3 second gap is well sick.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:07 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
From the bash room:

Your new teaser is DIALLER. You have 30 seconds to answer!
Time's up and no one got it! The answers to DIALLER was DIALLER.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:56 pm
by Joseph Krol
Rhys Benjamin wrote:From the bash room:

Your new teaser is DIALLER. You have 30 seconds to answer!
Time's up and no one got it! The answers to DIALLER was DIALLER.
It seems that with bash room teasers going on 24/7/365 eventually this would happen... seems more likely that it would happen with one of the five-letter ones, what with 120 combinations and all that.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:39 am
by Adam Gillard
2011-01-10 00:34:51 Time's up and Scott Gillies was the only person to get it; he solved it in 18.7 seconds and receives 10 bonus points. The answers to ESTMLESA were MATELESS, MEATLESS.
2011-01-10 00:35:23 Adam Gillard: ha the only person to get mateless
2011-01-10 00:35:27 Adam Gillard: hard luck Scott :p
2011-01-10 00:35:47 Jack Hurst: HAHA
2011-01-10 00:35:55 Adam Gillard got a bronze pencil for UNPOPULAR!
2011-01-10 00:35:59 Adam Gillard: LOLLLLL
2011-01-10 00:36:00 Marcus Hares: lmao
2011-01-10 00:36:41 Dan Mccolm: lol
2011-01-10 00:37:03 Scott Gillies: :)

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:17 pm
by Ian Dent
Adam, your chat is missing a line.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:24 pm
by Adam Gillard
Well you're muted on my account so I reported it as I saw it (excepting announcements about games).

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:54 pm
by Matt Morrison
Matt Morrison: hi jason!
Matt Morrison: it's 10 minutes til release time!
Jason Larsen: Hi Matt
Marcus Hares: they're letting you out MM?
Jason Larsen: I know what you're talking about but it could be too bad
Matt Morrison: We have a secret from Marcus, Jason.
Jason Larsen: Alan Hutchison?
Matt Morrison: No.
Jason Larsen: Alan Hutchison?
Matt Morrison: No!
Jason Larsen: Earth to Mr. Hutchison?

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:13 am
by Matt Morrison
Jason Larsen: If someone can solve the case of the missing Alan I'll be impressed!
Adam Gillard: he's not at his computer right now
Adam Gillard: solved
Jason Larsen: Thank you Sherlock Gillard!
Adam Gillard: elementary my dear Larsen
Jason Larsen: I thought you preferred women Adam!
Adam Gillard: but Sherlock has a close relationship with Watson
Jason Larsen: Gillard sit!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... no out!
Jason Larsen: I said no out!
Jason Larsen: Good boy Gillard!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... shake!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... smell!
Matt Morrison: You are teaching Gillard well, Jason.
Adam Gillard: Jason I suggest you play with Mr Dog
Adam Gillard: as I'm not actually a dog myself
Jason Larsen: If he doesn't smell he doesn't know anyone else is here!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:16 am
by Charlie Reams
Matt Morrison wrote:Jason Larsen: If someone can solve the case of the missing Alan I'll be impressed!
Adam Gillard: he's not at his computer right now
Adam Gillard: solved
Jason Larsen: Thank you Sherlock Gillard!
Adam Gillard: elementary my dear Larsen
Jason Larsen: I thought you preferred women Adam!
Adam Gillard: but Sherlock has a close relationship with Watson
Jason Larsen: Gillard sit!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... no out!
Jason Larsen: I said no out!
Jason Larsen: Good boy Gillard!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... shake!
Jason Larsen: Gillard... smell!
Matt Morrison: You are teaching Gillard well, Jason.
Adam Gillard: Jason I suggest you play with Mr Dog
Adam Gillard: as I'm not actually a dog myself
Jason Larsen: If he doesn't smell he doesn't know anyone else is here!
First one worthy of the moniker for some time, I'd say.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:28 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
2011-01-11 19:25:11 James Martin entered the room!
2011-01-11 19:25:13 Rhys Benjamin: hi kirk
2011-01-11 19:25:16 Rhys Benjamin: oops
2011-01-11 19:25:16 James Martin is playing today's Daily Duel.

2011-01-11 19:25:20 Rhys Benjamin: wrong person
2011-01-11 19:25:38 Kirk Bevins entered the room!
2011-01-11 19:25:49 Rhys Benjamin: hi kirk

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:08 pm
by Eoin Monaghan
2011-01-06 04:09:57 Ben Hunter and Daniel Pati got a 9 from CANALISED; can you spot it?
...
2011-01-06 04:10:07 Scott Gillies takes his 7515th point! The 9 from CANALISED was CANALISED!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:58 am
by Ben Hunter
Eoin Monaghan wrote:2011-01-06 04:09:57 Ben Hunter and Daniel Pati got a 9 from CANALISED; can you spot it?
...
2011-01-06 04:10:07 Scott Gillies takes his 7515th point! The 9 from CANALISED was CANALISED!
Ah yeah I forgot about that legendary moment.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:12 am
by Adam Gillard
2011-01-28 02:08:55 Chris Davies left the room.
2011-01-28 02:09:02 Chris Davies beat Apterous Prune 193-0 in a Goat Attack.

Chris is so good he can score 193 in a Goat Attack when he's not even in the room. Maybe he lives with Apterous Prune.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:57 am
by Matt Morrison
Adam Gillard wrote:Chris is so good he can score 193 in a Goat Attack when he's not even in the room. Maybe he lives with Apterous Prune.
That's no way to talk about his girlfriend.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:59 pm
by Ian Volante
Ian Volante: bestride
Time's up and no one got it! The answer to SEBRDETI was BESTRIDE.
Jamie French is playing today's Daily Duel.
Ian Volante: whaaaaat
Ian Volante: SCANDAL
Keith Williams beat Poppy Smith 79-75 in a 15 Rounder.
Poppy Smith left the room.
Ian Volante: and nobody cares
Ian Volante: *sob*

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:12 pm
by Matt Morrison
Did someone say something?

Sob, bitch.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:35 pm
by Gavin Chipper
2011-02-04 16:33:37 Scott Gillies: what u eating just out of curiosity?
2011-02-04 16:33:47 James Nguyen: pizza
2011-02-04 16:33:51 Gevin Chapwell: Good choice
2011-02-04 16:33:51 Scott Gillies: good choice
2011-02-04 16:33:54 Gevin Chapwell: haha
2011-02-04 16:33:55 Scott Gillies: haha

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:37 pm
by Ryan Taylor
2011-02-08 22:25:59 Jason Larsen: Hi
2011-02-08 22:26:09 Jason Larsen: How is everybody?
2011-02-08 22:26:11 Jim Bentley climbed another 20 m, including 12 correct answers.
2011-02-08 22:26:15 Apterous Prune is playing Ryan Taylor in a 9 Rounder.
2011-02-08 22:26:16 Jim Bentley left the room.
2011-02-08 22:26:34 Edward McCullagh left the room.
2011-02-08 22:26:41 Lloyd Pettet: Ben could you count me in for the qualifiers
2011-02-08 22:26:46 Lloyd Pettet: please
2011-02-08 22:26:50 Jason Larsen: Hello?
2011-02-08 22:26:53 Emily Cox beat Ian Dent 61-54 in a 15 Rounder.
2011-02-08 22:26:54 Ben Wilson: can do Lloyd
2011-02-08 22:26:59 Lloyd Pettet: cheers bud
2011-02-08 22:27:06 Ben Wilson: np
2011-02-08 22:27:09 Jason Larsen: Hello?
2011-02-08 22:27:14 Lloyd Pettet left the room.
2011-02-08 22:27:34 Jason Larsen: Hello?

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:53 pm
by Ben Wilson
Lloyd Pettet has a shot at the high score for Hyper Unlimited Flat 9. He needs 3 points from the last round! [Spectate]
Marcus Hares: gl Lloyd
Lloyd Pettet beat Apterous Prune 88-0 in a Hyper Unlimited Flat 9.
Lloyd Pettet: cheers

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:59 pm
by Charlie Reams
Ben Wilson wrote:Lloyd Pettet has a shot at the high score for Hyper Unlimited Flat 9. He needs 3 points from the last round! [Spectate]
Marcus Hares: gl Lloyd
Lloyd Pettet beat Apterous Prune 88-0 in a Hyper Unlimited Flat 9.
Lloyd Pettet: cheers
:lol:

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:28 am
by Rhys Benjamin
From the Masters Draw;

2011-02-20 19:07:27 Ben Wilson: Game 17
2011-02-20 19:07:28 Marcus Hares: ooh exciting
2011-02-20 19:07:29 Ben Wilson: Scott Gillies
2011-02-20 19:07:31 Ben Wilson: vs
2011-02-20 19:07:32 Joseph Krol: im still to be picked
2011-02-20 19:07:32 Ben Wilson: Joseph Krol

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:10 pm
by Andy McGurn
I think this is quite funny


Dale Levell is playing Scott Gillies in a fifteen rounder
Jordan Leckonby: Dale, do you plan to go on countdown soon
Dale Levell: no
Jordan Leckonby: why not
Dale Levell: Scott won't let me
Jordan Leckonby: why, it could be another Davies/ Carson type match
Scott Gillies: Davies/ Larsen you mean

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:06 pm
by Matt Morrison
Heather Badcock entered the room!
Heather Badcock: Hurry up Matt I want to go out xxx
Matt Morrison: put some fucking clothes on then
Heather Badcock left the room.
Sophie Krol entered the room!

Rhys Benjamin: I'm not going to comment....
Sophie Krol: on what
Sophie Krol: soz ive just come

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:03 pm
by Ian Volante
You are such a bad man.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:29 pm
by Matt Morrison
I must be losing my touch. I A-loled when I saw it.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:17 am
by Rhys Benjamin
Matt Morrison wrote:Heather Badcock entered the room!
Heather Badcock: Hurry up Matt I want to go out xxx
Matt Morrison: put some fucking clothes on then
Heather Badcock left the room.
Sophie Krol entered the room!

Rhys Benjamin: I'm not going to comment....
Sophie Krol: on what
Sophie Krol: soz ive just come
The funniest thing is that I challenged her when she was in the room :oops:

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:22 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
2011-03-18 18:17:32 Rhys Benjamin completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked 1st of 70 for today and 102nd of 171 for March.
2011-03-18 18:17:42 Rhys Benjamin: pinch me
2011-03-18 18:17:53 Joshua Thompson: okay
2011-03-18 18:17:53 Tom Barnes is playing today's Daily Duel.
2011-03-18 18:17:59 Joseph Krol entered the room!
2011-03-18 18:18:02 Rhys Benjamin: Ouch!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:35 am
by Ryan Taylor
Matt Morrison wrote:Heather Badcock entered the room!
Heather Badcock: Hurry up Matt I want to go out xxx
Matt Morrison: put some fucking clothes on then
Heather Badcock left the room.
Sophie Krol entered the room!

Rhys Benjamin: I'm not going to comment....
Sophie Krol: on what
Sophie Krol: soz ive just come
This made me wet (my pants).

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:48 am
by Rhys Benjamin
(translations provided in Green.)

(By the way there's a lot of pointless stuff here.)

011-03-27 10:15:37 Sophie Krol: have you done dutch to try and get pencils
2011-03-27 10:15:42 Thomas Carey: no
2011-03-27 10:15:49 Sophie Krol: do u know if jo has
2011-03-27 10:16:00 Thomas Carey: german is what i do and jo does italian
2011-03-27 10:16:04 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:16:22 Brendan Chadwick: how could you get pencils or even play if you don't even know Dutch? lol
2011-03-27 10:16:36 Sophie Krol: cos the only words so far in dutch that have been accepted are: moet and
2011-03-27 10:16:38 Sophie Krol: des
2011-03-27 10:16:40 Rhys Benjamin: i treid getting llanfair this morning.
2011-03-27 10:16:48 Sophie Krol: and i am not getting a pencil for it
2011-03-27 10:16:50 Rhys Benjamin: I spelt it right but disallowed it :-O
2011-03-27 10:16:57 Rhys Benjamin: And so I've complained
2011-03-27 10:17:09 Thomas Carey: same with me rhys
2011-03-27 10:17:14 Rhys Benjamin: (llanfairp somethingsomethingsomething)
2011-03-27 10:17:23 Thomas Carey: but i haven't bothered complaining
2011-03-27 10:17:37 Thomas Carey: i even memorised how to spell it
2011-03-27 10:17:46 Rhys Benjamin: "This word is VALID on Apterous in Dutch. [Change]."
2011-03-27 10:17:56 Sophie Krol: and brendan, i guess random words in foreign languages that not many people know then the guessed words might be accepted and probably wont be pencilled because not many people do foreign languages that not many people know. if you know what i mean.
2011-03-27 10:18:01 Rhys Benjamin: ¡odio es!I really don't like this!
2011-03-27 10:18:21 Thomas Carey: LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANDYSILIOGOGOGOCH
2011-03-27 10:18:31 Rhys Benjamin: what she said
2011-03-27 10:18:35 Rhys Benjamin: *he
2011-03-27 10:18:37 Rhys Benjamin: oops
2011-03-27 10:18:44 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:19:36 Sophie Krol: And BES just got accepted but i didnt get a pencil for THAT!!!
2011-03-27 10:19:50 Thomas Carey: WASN'T A MA
2011-03-27 10:19:51 James Nguyen: it needs to be a max
2011-03-27 10:19:55 Thomas Carey: X
2011-03-27 10:19:59 Thomas Carey: fail
2011-03-27 10:20:28 Sophie Krol: OH
2011-03-27 10:24:01 Sophie Krol: Anyone want some sort of foeign language Unlimited game?
2011-03-27 10:24:20 Sophie Krol: preferably italian?
2011-03-27 10:24:44 Sophie Krol: or spanish?
2011-03-27 10:24:56 Rhys Benjamin: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no very much NO!
2011-03-27 10:25:01 Sophie Krol: Ok.
2011-03-27 10:25:02 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:25:35 Rhys Benjamin: Je parle francias un petit.I speak a little french.
2011-03-27 10:25:46 Sophie Krol: you speak a bit of french?
2011-03-27 10:26:02 Rhys Benjamin: Oui, Sophie. Parles-tu francias?Yes, Spohie. You speak French?
2011-03-27 10:26:18 Sophie Krol: a tiny bit
2011-03-27 10:26:26 Rhys Benjamin: (I Can refer to you as tu by the way!)
2011-03-27 10:26:41 Rhys Benjamin: mais Lesley.... Elle est Vous.But Lesley.... she is you.
2011-03-27 10:26:55 Sophie Krol: what does mais and vous meanWhat does but and you mean?
2011-03-27 10:27:06 Rhys Benjamin: But, You (formal)
2011-03-27 10:27:12 Sophie Krol: oh k
2011-03-27 10:27:25 Rhys Benjamin: J'aiI have
2011-03-27 10:27:26 Rhys Benjamin: Tu asYou have
2011-03-27 10:27:27 Rhys Benjamin: Il aHe has
2011-03-27 10:27:29 Rhys Benjamin: Elle aShe has
2011-03-27 10:27:31 Rhys Benjamin: Nous AvonsWe have
2011-03-27 10:27:34 Rhys Benjamin: Vous avezYou have
2011-03-27 10:27:36 Rhys Benjamin: Ils ontThey have
2011-03-27 10:27:39 Rhys Benjamin: Elles OntThey have
2011-03-27 10:27:49 Rhys Benjamin: ^Your avoir verb^Your to have verb.
2011-03-27 10:28:00 Sophie Krol: k
2011-03-27 10:28:07 Rhys Benjamin: Je suisI am
2011-03-27 10:28:08 Rhys Benjamin: Tu esYou are
2011-03-27 10:28:10 Rhys Benjamin: Il estHe is
2011-03-27 10:28:13 Rhys Benjamin: Elle estShe is
2011-03-27 10:28:17 Rhys Benjamin: Nous sommesWe are
2011-03-27 10:28:49 Rhys Benjamin: Vous êtesYou are
2011-03-27 10:28:51 Rhys Benjamin: Ils sontThey are
2011-03-27 10:28:53 Rhys Benjamin: Elles sontThey are
2011-03-27 10:29:03 Sophie Krol: what are u saying?????????????
2011-03-27 10:29:07 Rhys Benjamin: Your être verb^Your to be verb^
2011-03-27 10:29:31 Rhys Benjamin: Your next lesson is Latin :-)
2011-03-27 10:29:42 Sophie Krol: oh. right then/
2011-03-27 10:29:43 Rhys Benjamin: Sophie iratus est.Sophie is angry.
2011-03-27 10:29:53 Sophie Krol: What?
2011-03-27 10:29:55 Sophie Krol: Are?
2011-03-27 10:29:56 Sophie Krol: You?
2011-03-27 10:29:56 Rhys Benjamin: Ego sum Rhys.I am Rhys
2011-03-27 10:29:58 Sophie Krol: Saying?
2011-03-27 10:30:09 Rhys Benjamin: Sophie is angry.
2011-03-27 10:30:11 Rhys Benjamin: I am Rhys.
2011-03-27 10:30:12 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:30:32 Sophie Krol: I'll just er be angry then... IM ANGRY IM ANGRY IM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
2011-03-27 10:30:54 Rhys Benjamin: Olim, liberti cenam laudaverunt.Once, freedmen praised the dinner.
2011-03-27 10:31:05 Sophie Krol: wth r u saying
2011-03-27 10:31:23 Rhys Benjamin: Rex testis erat.Rex was a witness.
2011-03-27 10:31:43 Rhys Benjamin: Once, freedmen praised the dinner. Rex was a witness.
2011-03-27 10:31:51 Sophie Krol: oh.
2011-03-27 10:32:09 Sophie Krol: Tell me how to say :
2011-03-27 10:32:22 Sophie Krol: I GOT SOME HAIRSPRAY FROM HOMEBARGAINS YESTERDAY
2011-03-27 10:32:27 Sophie Krol: in latin
2011-03-27 10:32:44 Rhys Benjamin: I don't know, I only started Latin in Spetember!
2011-03-27 10:32:47 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:33:39 Rhys Benjamin: Google says
2011-03-27 10:34:02 Rhys Benjamin: Hairspary aliquam adveniI got some hairspray
2011-03-27 10:34:08 Sophie Krol: ok
2011-03-27 10:34:08 Rhys Benjamin: Contractibus images hereFrom Homebargains yesterday
2011-03-27 10:34:20 Rhys Benjamin: Eheu!Oh Dear! Oh No!
2011-03-27 10:34:23 Sophie Krol: i gotta go
2011-03-27 10:34:31 Sophie Krol: Eheu to you whatever that meansOh Dear! Oh No! to you whatever that means.
2011-03-27 10:34:33 Rhys Benjamin: Eheu!Oh dear! Oh No!
2011-03-27 10:34:38 Rhys Benjamin: Euge! Hooray!
2011-03-27 10:34:44 Sophie Krol: what does that mean??????????????????????????????????????
2011-03-27 10:35:11 Sophie Krol: whats bye in latin
2011-03-27 10:35:13 Rhys Benjamin: Sophei discessibatSophie was leaving.
2011-03-27 10:35:17 Sophie Krol: what
2011-03-27 10:35:19 Rhys Benjamin: Euge!Hooray!
2011-03-27 10:35:20 Sophie Krol: on
2011-03-27 10:35:24 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:35:27 Sophie Krol: EUGEHOORAY!
2011-03-27 10:35:30 Rhys Benjamin: Straight face.
2011-03-27 10:35:42 Sophie Krol: you should have said:
2011-03-27 10:35:46 Sophie Krol: :|
2011-03-27 10:35:54 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:35:59 Sophie Krol: EUGEHOORAY!
2011-03-27 10:36:01 Sophie Krol: bye
2011-03-27 10:36:03 Sophie Krol: ciaoBye
2011-03-27 10:36:11 Sophie Krol: au revoirBye
2011-03-27 10:36:16 Sophie Krol: adiosBye
2011-03-27 10:36:20 Sophie Krol: BYE!
2011-03-27 10:36:24 Rhys Benjamin: Are you going to go or what?
2011-03-27 10:36:30 Sophie Krol: yes
2011-03-27 10:36:31 Sophie Krol left the room.
2011-03-27 10:36:59 Rhys Benjamin: Walked right into it a-lol

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:39 am
by Soph K
Howard Somerset wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:I thought Sophie was Joseph's mum.
So did I, till she told me she's not a teenager yet.
OMG!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:15 pm
by Eoin Monaghan
Rhys Benjamin wrote:(translations provided in Green.)

(By the way there's a lot of pointless stuff here.)

011-03-27 10:15:37 Sophie Krol: have you done dutch to try and get pencils
2011-03-27 10:15:42 Thomas Carey: no
2011-03-27 10:15:49 Sophie Krol: do u know if jo has
2011-03-27 10:16:00 Thomas Carey: german is what i do and jo does italian
2011-03-27 10:16:04 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:16:22 Brendan Chadwick: how could you get pencils or even play if you don't even know Dutch? lol
2011-03-27 10:16:36 Sophie Krol: cos the only words so far in dutch that have been accepted are: moet and
2011-03-27 10:16:38 Sophie Krol: des
2011-03-27 10:16:40 Rhys Benjamin: i treid getting llanfair this morning.
2011-03-27 10:16:48 Sophie Krol: and i am not getting a pencil for it
2011-03-27 10:16:50 Rhys Benjamin: I spelt it right but disallowed it :-O
2011-03-27 10:16:57 Rhys Benjamin: And so I've complained
2011-03-27 10:17:09 Thomas Carey: same with me rhys
2011-03-27 10:17:14 Rhys Benjamin: (llanfairp somethingsomethingsomething)
2011-03-27 10:17:23 Thomas Carey: but i haven't bothered complaining
2011-03-27 10:17:37 Thomas Carey: i even memorised how to spell it
2011-03-27 10:17:46 Rhys Benjamin: "This word is VALID on Apterous in Dutch. [Change]."
2011-03-27 10:17:56 Sophie Krol: and brendan, i guess random words in foreign languages that not many people know then the guessed words might be accepted and probably wont be pencilled because not many people do foreign languages that not many people know. if you know what i mean.
2011-03-27 10:18:01 Rhys Benjamin: ¡odio es!I really don't like this!
2011-03-27 10:18:21 Thomas Carey: LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANDYSILIOGOGOGOCH
2011-03-27 10:18:31 Rhys Benjamin: what she said
2011-03-27 10:18:35 Rhys Benjamin: *he
2011-03-27 10:18:37 Rhys Benjamin: oops
2011-03-27 10:18:44 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:19:36 Sophie Krol: And BES just got accepted but i didnt get a pencil for THAT!!!
2011-03-27 10:19:50 Thomas Carey: WASN'T A MA
2011-03-27 10:19:51 James Nguyen: it needs to be a max
2011-03-27 10:19:55 Thomas Carey: X
2011-03-27 10:19:59 Thomas Carey: fail
2011-03-27 10:20:28 Sophie Krol: OH
2011-03-27 10:24:01 Sophie Krol: Anyone want some sort of foeign language Unlimited game?
2011-03-27 10:24:20 Sophie Krol: preferably italian?
2011-03-27 10:24:44 Sophie Krol: or spanish?
2011-03-27 10:24:56 Rhys Benjamin: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no very much NO!
2011-03-27 10:25:01 Sophie Krol: Ok.
2011-03-27 10:25:02 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:25:35 Rhys Benjamin: Je parle francias un petit.I speak a little french.
2011-03-27 10:25:46 Sophie Krol: you speak a bit of french?
2011-03-27 10:26:02 Rhys Benjamin: Oui, Sophie. Parles-tu francias?Yes, Spohie. You speak French?
2011-03-27 10:26:18 Sophie Krol: a tiny bit
2011-03-27 10:26:26 Rhys Benjamin: (I Can refer to you as tu by the way!)
2011-03-27 10:26:41 Rhys Benjamin: mais Lesley.... Elle est Vous.But Lesley.... she is you.
2011-03-27 10:26:55 Sophie Krol: what does mais and vous meanWhat does but and you mean?
2011-03-27 10:27:06 Rhys Benjamin: But, You (formal)
2011-03-27 10:27:12 Sophie Krol: oh k
2011-03-27 10:27:25 Rhys Benjamin: J'aiI have
2011-03-27 10:27:26 Rhys Benjamin: Tu asYou have
2011-03-27 10:27:27 Rhys Benjamin: Il aHe has
2011-03-27 10:27:29 Rhys Benjamin: Elle aShe has
2011-03-27 10:27:31 Rhys Benjamin: Nous AvonsWe have
2011-03-27 10:27:34 Rhys Benjamin: Vous avezYou have
2011-03-27 10:27:36 Rhys Benjamin: Ils ontThey have
2011-03-27 10:27:39 Rhys Benjamin: Elles OntThey have
2011-03-27 10:27:49 Rhys Benjamin: ^Your avoir verb^Your to have verb.
2011-03-27 10:28:00 Sophie Krol: k
2011-03-27 10:28:07 Rhys Benjamin: Je suisI am
2011-03-27 10:28:08 Rhys Benjamin: Tu esYou are
2011-03-27 10:28:10 Rhys Benjamin: Il estHe is
2011-03-27 10:28:13 Rhys Benjamin: Elle estShe is
2011-03-27 10:28:17 Rhys Benjamin: Nous sommesWe are
2011-03-27 10:28:49 Rhys Benjamin: Vous êtesYou are
2011-03-27 10:28:51 Rhys Benjamin: Ils sontThey are
2011-03-27 10:28:53 Rhys Benjamin: Elles sontThey are
2011-03-27 10:29:03 Sophie Krol: what are u saying?????????????
2011-03-27 10:29:07 Rhys Benjamin: Your être verb^Your to be verb^
2011-03-27 10:29:31 Rhys Benjamin: Your next lesson is Latin :-)
2011-03-27 10:29:42 Sophie Krol: oh. right then/
2011-03-27 10:29:43 Rhys Benjamin: Sophie iratus est.Sophie is angry.
2011-03-27 10:29:53 Sophie Krol: What?
2011-03-27 10:29:55 Sophie Krol: Are?
2011-03-27 10:29:56 Sophie Krol: You?
2011-03-27 10:29:56 Rhys Benjamin: Ego sum Rhys.I am Rhys
2011-03-27 10:29:58 Sophie Krol: Saying?
2011-03-27 10:30:09 Rhys Benjamin: Sophie is angry.
2011-03-27 10:30:11 Rhys Benjamin: I am Rhys.
2011-03-27 10:30:12 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:30:32 Sophie Krol: I'll just er be angry then... IM ANGRY IM ANGRY IM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
2011-03-27 10:30:54 Rhys Benjamin: Olim, liberti cenam laudaverunt.Once, freedmen praised the dinner.
2011-03-27 10:31:05 Sophie Krol: wth r u saying
2011-03-27 10:31:23 Rhys Benjamin: Rex testis erat.Rex was a witness.
2011-03-27 10:31:43 Rhys Benjamin: Once, freedmen praised the dinner. Rex was a witness.
2011-03-27 10:31:51 Sophie Krol: oh.
2011-03-27 10:32:09 Sophie Krol: Tell me how to say :
2011-03-27 10:32:22 Sophie Krol: I GOT SOME HAIRSPRAY FROM HOMEBARGAINS YESTERDAY
2011-03-27 10:32:27 Sophie Krol: in latin
2011-03-27 10:32:44 Rhys Benjamin: I don't know, I only started Latin in Spetember!
2011-03-27 10:32:47 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:33:39 Rhys Benjamin: Google says
2011-03-27 10:34:02 Rhys Benjamin: Hairspary aliquam adveniI got some hairspray
2011-03-27 10:34:08 Sophie Krol: ok
2011-03-27 10:34:08 Rhys Benjamin: Contractibus images hereFrom Homebargains yesterday
2011-03-27 10:34:20 Rhys Benjamin: Eheu!Oh Dear! Oh No!
2011-03-27 10:34:23 Sophie Krol: i gotta go
2011-03-27 10:34:31 Sophie Krol: Eheu to you whatever that meansOh Dear! Oh No! to you whatever that means.
2011-03-27 10:34:33 Rhys Benjamin: Eheu!Oh dear! Oh No!
2011-03-27 10:34:38 Rhys Benjamin: Euge! Hooray!
2011-03-27 10:34:44 Sophie Krol: what does that mean??????????????????????????????????????
2011-03-27 10:35:11 Sophie Krol: whats bye in latin
2011-03-27 10:35:13 Rhys Benjamin: Sophei discessibatSophie was leaving.
2011-03-27 10:35:17 Sophie Krol: what
2011-03-27 10:35:19 Rhys Benjamin: Euge!Hooray!
2011-03-27 10:35:20 Sophie Krol: on
2011-03-27 10:35:24 Sophie Krol: oh
2011-03-27 10:35:27 Sophie Krol: EUGEHOORAY!
2011-03-27 10:35:30 Rhys Benjamin: Straight face.
2011-03-27 10:35:42 Sophie Krol: you should have said:
2011-03-27 10:35:46 Sophie Krol: :|
2011-03-27 10:35:54 Sophie Krol: lol
2011-03-27 10:35:59 Sophie Krol: EUGEHOORAY!
2011-03-27 10:36:01 Sophie Krol: bye
2011-03-27 10:36:03 Sophie Krol: ciaoBye
2011-03-27 10:36:11 Sophie Krol: au revoirBye
2011-03-27 10:36:16 Sophie Krol: adiosBye
2011-03-27 10:36:20 Sophie Krol: BYE!
2011-03-27 10:36:24 Rhys Benjamin: Are you going to go or what?
2011-03-27 10:36:30 Sophie Krol: yes
2011-03-27 10:36:31 Sophie Krol left the room.
2011-03-27 10:36:59 Rhys Benjamin: Walked right into it a-lol
Classic Aptochat moments

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:38 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
It is

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:12 pm
by Ryan Taylor
Rhys Benjamin wrote:It is
It fucking well isn't. I'm guessing no one has bothered (or even wants) to read that.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:05 pm
by Ian Volante
Ryan Taylor wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:It is
It fucking well isn't. I'm guessing no one has bothered (or even wants) to read that.
I read it, but misonceptions and french verb forms aren't really classic in any sense. Classical maybe.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:21 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
Lee Kelly: did the final last year get much views?
Eoin Monaghan: 8

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:00 pm
by Ryan Taylor

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:09 pm
by Kai Laddiman
If you can't be bothered to read the whole thing, skip to 22:24 to get the gist.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:28 pm
by Liam Tiernan
Wanted to see what Richard's been up to lately. Seems he's just been playing with himself.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:34 pm
by Adam Gillard
Some snippets of chat after Innis solved FLATULENT to win AptoSOS.01:

2011-06-16 22:22:46 Liam Tiernan says: looks like James just ran out of puff at the end
2011-06-16 22:23:14 Liam Tiernan says: lost the wind from his sails
2011-06-16 22:23:18 Andy Platt says: he blew out too soon
2011-06-16 22:23:21 Liam Tiernan says: I could go on....
2011-06-16 22:23:36 Andy Platt says: he let himself go at the last minute
2011-06-16 22:24:45 Adam Gillard says: a real tense game
2011-06-16 22:24:54 Adam Gillard says: glad Innis managed to relieve some of it at the end there
2011-06-16 22:24:55 Innis Carson says: Cheers guys, certainly was tense
2011-06-16 22:25:02 James Robinson says: yeah, after missing KAGOULS, i thought i had blown it
2011-06-16 22:25:58 Adam Gillard says: Innis is out of gas as far as punning is concerned
2011-06-16 22:26:13 James Robinson says: just going from the other end now
2011-06-16 22:26:15 Andy Platt says: oh dear you guys crack me up
2011-06-16 22:27:04 Adam Gillard says: think the joke has fallen flat now
2011-06-16 22:27:06 Adam Gillard says: (ulent)
2011-06-16 22:27:13 Andy Platt says: wait my last comment wasnt actually a pun
2011-06-16 22:27:22 James Robinson says: yeah, been blown out of all proportions
2011-06-16 22:27:44 Adam Gillard says: been pushed too far
2011-06-16 22:27:59 Andy Platt says: im in hysterics here stop please

We stopped.