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Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:51 pm
by Jon O'Neill
Adam Gillard wrote:Some snippets of chat after Innis solved FLATULENT to win AptoSOS.01:

2011-06-16 22:22:46 Liam Tiernan says: looks like James just ran out of puff at the end
2011-06-16 22:23:14 Liam Tiernan says: lost the wind from his sails
2011-06-16 22:23:18 Andy Platt says: he blew out too soon
2011-06-16 22:23:21 Liam Tiernan says: I could go on....
2011-06-16 22:23:36 Andy Platt says: he let himself go at the last minute
2011-06-16 22:24:45 Adam Gillard says: a real tense game
2011-06-16 22:24:54 Adam Gillard says: glad Innis managed to relieve some of it at the end there
2011-06-16 22:24:55 Innis Carson says: Cheers guys, certainly was tense
2011-06-16 22:25:02 James Robinson says: yeah, after missing KAGOULS, i thought i had blown it
2011-06-16 22:25:58 Adam Gillard says: Innis is out of gas as far as punning is concerned
2011-06-16 22:26:13 James Robinson says: just going from the other end now
2011-06-16 22:26:15 Andy Platt says: oh dear you guys crack me up
2011-06-16 22:27:04 Adam Gillard says: think the joke has fallen flat now
2011-06-16 22:27:06 Adam Gillard says: (ulent)
2011-06-16 22:27:13 Andy Platt says: wait my last comment wasnt actually a pun
2011-06-16 22:27:22 James Robinson says: yeah, been blown out of all proportions
2011-06-16 22:27:44 Adam Gillard says: been pushed too far
2011-06-16 22:27:59 Andy Platt says: im in hysterics here stop please

We stopped.
I think you stopped 5 minutes 14 seconds too late.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:16 pm
by Adam Gillard
Jon O'Neill wrote:I think you stopped 5 minutes 14 seconds too late.
More like started 30 years too early. I'm turning into my Dad, who mostly only pipes up if there's a cheesy pun to be had. I think it's brilliant though :)

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:45 pm
by Steve Balog
I am so glad that chat happened after seeing what the conundrum turned out to be. Too bad I missed it, would've been a real toot.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:58 pm
by Graeme Cole
Only on apterous...

2011-07-12 22:50:53 Adam Gillard says: womaniser
2011-07-12 22:50:53 Adam Gillard takes his 60540th point! The 9 from WNAIROESM was WOMANISER!
2011-07-12 22:51:05 Andy Platt says: you'd know all about that adam, right
2011-07-12 22:51:11 Adam Gillard says: yep
2011-07-12 22:51:17 Adam Gillard says: got it as fastest ever conundrum

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:09 pm
by Adam Gillard
Graeme Cole wrote:Only on apterous...

2011-07-12 22:50:53 Adam Gillard says: womaniser
2011-07-12 22:50:53 Adam Gillard takes his 60540th point! The 9 from WNAIROESM was WOMANISER!
2011-07-12 22:51:05 Andy Platt says: you'd know all about that adam, right
2011-07-12 22:51:11 Adam Gillard says: yep
2011-07-12 22:51:17 Adam Gillard says: got it as fastest ever conundrum
:lol:

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:32 pm
by Andy Platt
Donna Wilson says:
are the apterous bots real people playing or is it a computer?

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:05 pm
by Lesley Hines
Andy Platt wrote:Donna Wilson says:
are the apterous bots real people playing or is it a computer?
Awesome. Charlie's passed the Turing test :lol:

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:09 pm
by Gavin Chipper
Lesley Hines wrote:
Andy Platt wrote:Donna Wilson says:
are the apterous bots real people playing or is it a computer?
Awesome. Charlie's passed the Turing test :lol:
Either that or Donna's failed.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:54 am
by Thomas Carey
Great minds think alike?

2011-09-25 11:48:19 Your new teaser is SOHIKRWT. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2011-09-25 11:48:27 Andy Platt got it first. You have 52.3 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:28 Thomas Carey got it too, you have 51.6 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:30 Andy Noden got a 9 from MEGIUSRMN; can you spot it?
2011-09-25 11:48:32 Apterous Nude is playing Mark Deeks in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:48:32 Mark Deeks beat Apterous Nude 116-39 in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:48:34 Mark Deeks: summering
2011-09-25 11:48:34 Mark Deeks takes his 6958th point! The 9 from MEGIUSRMN was SUMMERING!
2011-09-25 11:48:35 Andy Platt: omfg i typed that in as a joke
2011-09-25 11:48:39 Thomas Carey: same
2011-09-25 11:48:42 Mark Deeks got it too, you have 38.0 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:44 Andy Platt: ha
2011-09-25 11:48:45 Keith Bennett got it too, you have 35.0 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:47 Dan McColm got it too, you have 32.0 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:53 Keith Bennett: me too
2011-09-25 11:48:55 Andy Noden got it too, you have 24.4 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:58 Andy Noden: and me
2011-09-25 11:49:20 Time's up and 6 people got a point; Andy Platt was the fastest on 7.7 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answer to SOHIKRWT was SHITWORK.
2011-09-25 11:49:55 Keith Bennett: Maybe that's what working for OED etc is
2011-09-25 11:50:19 Andy Platt: lol i should apply there
2011-09-25 11:50:30 Mark Deeks: unpencilled, too
2011-09-25 11:51:27 Andy Noden beat Apterous Caesar 102-60 in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:51:37 Apterous Caesar is playing Andy Noden in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:51:52 Robin McKay entered the room!
2011-09-25 11:51:58 Robin McKay is playing Apterous Prune in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:52:27 Keith Bennett: Doesn't stem either so even with another vowel in the selection it would still be a mx
2011-09-25 11:52:34 Keith Bennett: *max

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:24 am
by Jon O'Neill
Thomas Carey wrote:Great minds think alike?

2011-09-25 11:48:19 Your new teaser is SOHIKRWT. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2011-09-25 11:48:27 Andy Platt got it first. You have 52.3 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:28 Thomas Carey got it too, you have 51.6 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:30 Andy Noden got a 9 from MEGIUSRMN; can you spot it?
2011-09-25 11:48:32 Apterous Nude is playing Mark Deeks in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:48:32 Mark Deeks beat Apterous Nude 116-39 in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:48:34 Mark Deeks: summering
2011-09-25 11:48:34 Mark Deeks takes his 6958th point! The 9 from MEGIUSRMN was SUMMERING!
2011-09-25 11:48:35 Andy Platt: omfg i typed that in as a joke
2011-09-25 11:48:39 Thomas Carey: same
2011-09-25 11:48:42 Mark Deeks got it too, you have 38.0 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:44 Andy Platt: ha
2011-09-25 11:48:45 Keith Bennett got it too, you have 35.0 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:47 Dan McColm got it too, you have 32.0 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:53 Keith Bennett: me too
2011-09-25 11:48:55 Andy Noden got it too, you have 24.4 seconds left.
2011-09-25 11:48:58 Andy Noden: and me
2011-09-25 11:49:20 Time's up and 6 people got a point; Andy Platt was the fastest on 7.7 seconds and gets 2 bonus points. The answer to SOHIKRWT was SHITWORK.
2011-09-25 11:49:55 Keith Bennett: Maybe that's what working for OED etc is
2011-09-25 11:50:19 Andy Platt: lol i should apply there
2011-09-25 11:50:30 Mark Deeks: unpencilled, too
2011-09-25 11:51:27 Andy Noden beat Apterous Caesar 102-60 in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:51:37 Apterous Caesar is playing Andy Noden in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:51:52 Robin McKay entered the room!
2011-09-25 11:51:58 Robin McKay is playing Apterous Prune in a 15 Rounder.
2011-09-25 11:52:27 Keith Bennett: Doesn't stem either so even with another vowel in the selection it would still be a mx
2011-09-25 11:52:34 Keith Bennett: *max
Classic.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:31 pm
by Giles
2011-02-26 15:02:10 Robin McKay and Apterous Prune missed a 9 from NFHSAEOLT; can you spot it?
2011-02-26 15:02:24 Giles Hutchings says: halfstone
2011-02-26 15:02:33 Paul Howe got a bronze pencil for HALFTONE!
2011-02-26 15:02:40 James Nguyen says: halfstone?
2011-02-26 15:02:40 The 9 from NFHSAEOLT was HALFTONES!
2011-02-26 15:02:40 Paul Howe says: theres a clue old boy

2011-11-27 12:17:01 Giles Hutchings got a silver pencil for ROWELS!
2011-11-27 12:17:44 Tom Rowell entered the room!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:20 am
by Adam Gillard
Just been looking back over my first day on apterous (I'm so clueless!) and this line jumped out at me:

2010-02-10 23:45:08 Kirk Bevins says:
fucking hell, you've been playing all day adam

He wasn't exaggerating. Now people are used to it and don't express the same shock.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:19 pm
by Adam Gillard
A bit of context first:

012-03-13 19:47:59 Phyl Styles entered the room!
2012-03-13 19:48:28 Adam Gillard says: Phyl Styles sounds like a rapper name actually
2012-03-13 19:49:09 Kerry Alcock says: what do you reckon to that Phyl?
2012-03-13 19:49:11 Dan McColm says: maybe change it to Stylez
2012-03-13 19:51:28 Andy Platt says: part of me hopes she isnt ignoring you and that she is coming up with a long answer that rhymes
2012-03-13 20:26:51 Phyl Styles left the room.

[A bit later...]

2012-03-13 20:48:53 Phyl Styles entered the room!
2012-03-13 20:49:02 Adam Gillard says: gangsta in da house
2012-03-13 20:53:45 Phyl Styles says: That girl is a bad girl yeah That girl is so dangerous do ya wanna play aegilops letters?
2012-03-13 20:53:51 Kerry Alcock says: hahahahaha
2012-03-13 20:53:57 Kerry Alcock says: phyl, i just spat everywhere
2012-03-13 20:54:03 Andy Platt says: lol
2012-03-13 20:54:24 Phyl Styles says: well do ya?
2012-03-13 20:54:25 Chris Butler says: hahaha
2012-03-13 20:54:31 Chris Butler says: im too scared too now
2012-03-13 20:54:44 Phyl Styles says: you've met my type before

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:18 pm
by Philip Jarvis
2012-03-27 16:08:02 Your new teaser is NDEPLIP. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2012-03-27 16:08:17 Andy Platt got it first. You have 45.3 seconds left.
2012-03-27 16:08:17 Matthew Tassier got it too, you have 44.9 seconds left.
2012-03-27 16:08:29 Chris Hare got it too, you have 33.4 seconds left.
2012-03-27 16:08:38 Philip Jarvis entered the room!
2012-03-27 16:08:41 Philip Jarvis is playing today's Daily Duel.
2012-03-27 16:09:02 Time's up and 3 people got a point; Andy Platt was the fastest on 14.7 seconds and gets 11 bonus points. The answer to NDEPLIP was NIPPLED.
2012-03-27 16:09:42 Andy Platt says:
i bet that kerry got the teaser
2012-03-27 16:09:55 Kerry Alcock says:
wtf? have i got a reputation or something?
2012-03-27 16:10:08 Kerry Alcock says:
every vaguely rude word that comes up, someone goes *kerry'll know that*
2012-03-27 16:10:45 Philip Jarvis says:
Nice surname Kerry
2012-03-27 16:10:54 Kerry Alcock says:
shaddap phillip
2012-03-27 16:11:00 Andy Platt says:
lol

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:14 am
by Jason Larsen
I came up with a song called "Take me Out to the Apterous Game" if you're interested

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:47 am
by Matt Morrison
Jason Larsen wrote:I came up with a song called "Take me Out to the Apterous Game" if you're interested
Massively. Get it on YouTube Jase!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:14 pm
by Jason Larsen
I can't get a chat piece on Youtube!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:48 am
by Adam Gillard
Adam Gillard wrote:A bit of context first:

012-03-13 19:47:59 Phyl Styles entered the room!
2012-03-13 19:48:28 Adam Gillard says: Phyl Styles sounds like a rapper name actually
2012-03-13 19:49:09 Kerry Alcock says: what do you reckon to that Phyl?
2012-03-13 19:49:11 Dan McColm says: maybe change it to Stylez
2012-03-13 19:51:28 Andy Platt says: part of me hopes she isnt ignoring you and that she is coming up with a long answer that rhymes
2012-03-13 20:26:51 Phyl Styles left the room.

[A bit later...]

2012-03-13 20:48:53 Phyl Styles entered the room!
2012-03-13 20:49:02 Adam Gillard says: gangsta in da house
2012-03-13 20:53:45 Phyl Styles says: That girl is a bad girl yeah That girl is so dangerous do ya wanna play aegilops letters?
2012-03-13 20:53:51 Kerry Alcock says: hahahahaha
2012-03-13 20:53:57 Kerry Alcock says: phyl, i just spat everywhere
2012-03-13 20:54:03 Andy Platt says: lol
2012-03-13 20:54:24 Phyl Styles says: well do ya?
2012-03-13 20:54:25 Chris Butler says: hahaha
2012-03-13 20:54:31 Chris Butler says: im too scared too now
2012-03-13 20:54:44 Phyl Styles says: you've met my type before
Amazing that this actually resulted in a real-life rap performance from Phyl at Coblivi:Lon!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:26 pm
by Heather Styles
In the early hours of this morning (1.28 am), it took a group of Apterites 2 minutes 12 seconds to get from 'penis' (5 letters) to 'precautions' (11 letters) by taking it in turns to add a letter. I nominate this for Stemming Game of the Week ;)

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:05 am
by Jon O'Neill
Image

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:56 am
by Adam Gillard
I just saw this pencil on the homepage and hoped someone had seized the opportunity. Conor did! :)
  • 2012-12-25 22:04:56 Mark Deeks got a silver pencil for DOBBY in an English game.
    [...]
    2012-12-25 22:05:37 Conor Travers says:
    Dobby is free!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:35 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
2013-01-23 17:33:44 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!
2013-01-23 17:33:50 David B Barnard says: Maybe it's just his face but I think he's a twat

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:07 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
2013-01-25 19:07:04 Rhys Benjamin completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked 74th of 73 for today and 150th of 202 for January.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:30 pm
by David Barnard
Rhys Benjamin wrote:2013-01-23 17:33:44 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!
2013-01-23 17:33:50 David B Barnard says: Maybe it's just his face but I think he's a twat
Bad timing maybe but certainly not aimed at you if you read the chat logs

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:52 pm
by Jennifer Steadman
To set the scene: troll pretending to be Nick Wainwright enters the room. General discussion is had between 'Nick', James Nguyen, Matt Bayfield and Graeme Cole.

2013-03-03 14:34:51 Graeme Cole says:
Nick, in your fifth game you won on a crucial conundrum
2013-03-03 14:34:55 Graeme Cole says:
What was that conundrum?
...
2013-03-03 14:35:18 James Nguyen says:
you dont need to try graeme
2013-03-03 14:35:25 Jonathan Wynn says:
hang on a sec while he googles it
2013-03-03 14:35:44 Giles Hutchings says:
haha, it's very apt
...
2013-03-03 14:36:43 Graeme Cole says:
No response?
2013-03-03 14:36:48 Nick Wainwright says:
I think it was bellfaced
...
2013-03-03 14:36:53 Graeme Cole says:
hahahhahahaa
2013-03-03 14:37:02 Jonathan Wynn says:
haha-excellent :)
2013-03-03 14:37:06 Graeme Cole says:
No, it was PILFERING, but I edited the wiki to say BELLFACED a few moments ago.
2013-03-03 14:37:10 Graeme Cole says:
Thanks for playing!


Genius. Just another reason why Graeme is Spoon-worthy.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:46 pm
by Andy Platt
That is fucking brilliant. My god. Hahahaha

Image

Could go for the less subtle approach?

2013-03-03 15:45:18 Nick Wainwright* says: Dan want a game
2013-03-03 15:45:30 Dan McColm says: I do actually
2013-03-03 15:45:32 Dan McColm says: how about a game of fuck off

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:16 pm
by Zarte Siempre
Andy Platt wrote:That is fucking brilliant. My god. Hahahaha

Image

Could go for the less subtle approach?

2013-03-03 15:45:18 Nick Wainwright* says: Dan want a game
2013-03-03 15:45:30 Dan McColm says: I do actually
2013-03-03 15:45:32 Dan McColm says: how about a game of fuck off
Dan's not usually that funny... and I missed it :(

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:39 pm
by Adam Gillard

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:59 am
by Adam Gillard
A timely comment from Mark following Innis's new high score for 15 Rounder.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:24 pm
by Thomas Carey
BUMP
Mediocre one to accompany:


Thomas Carey and The Guardian missed a 9 from TERACATOG; can you spot it?
The 9 from TERACATOG was GREATCOAT!
22 seconds later
Andrew Feist and Paul Duxbury missed a 9 from RATOGECAT; can you spot it?
The 9 from RATOGECAT was GREATCOAT!
Andrew Feist says: maybe I should look over here sometimes

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 3:05 pm
by Zarte Siempre
I just came across this which I'd print screened for posterity some time ago. Made me laugh my head off all over again.

Image

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:22 pm
by Andy Platt
Zarte: "To be honest, if you can't average 5 over ten letters rounds, you're gonna struggle with a Countdown audition"
Callum: "Or a book"

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:24 pm
by Zarte Siempre
Andy Platt wrote:Zarte: "To be honest, if you can't average 5 over ten letters rounds, you're gonna struggle with a Countdown audition"
Callum: "Or a book"
Make the laughter stop xD

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:49 pm
by James S Roper
Andy Platt wrote:Zarte: "To be honest, if you can't average 5 over ten letters rounds, you're gonna struggle with a Countdown audition"
Callum: "Or a book"
Dying xD

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:04 pm
by James S Roper
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Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:49 pm
by David Barnard
From just now, had us all in stitches

2013-12-14 15:41:04 Sophie Krol says: im proper confused here right
2013-12-14 15:41:07 David Barnard says: looks like Bob is the next one to get the third degree
2013-12-14 15:41:09 Sophie Krol says: is de your middle name
2013-12-14 15:41:14 Graham Harrison says: lol
2013-12-14 15:41:15 Sophie Krol says: because i always thought it was
2013-12-14 15:41:19 Sophie Krol says: but now i think about it
2013-12-14 15:41:22 Barry Bridger beat Oli Moore 105-101 in a 15 Rounder.
2013-12-14 15:41:25 The Russian 9 from ОРИНАБЕСИ was СОБИРАНИЕ!
2013-12-14 15:41:31 Sophie Krol says: you might have added it in to sound french?
2013-12-14 15:41:36 Gerry Tynan left the room.
2013-12-14 15:41:46 Graham Harrison says: Did you add Krol to sound German?
2013-12-14 15:41:59 Florian Gray left the room.
2013-12-14 15:42:05 Sophie Krol says: no but de is just a random little word in between
2013-12-14 15:42:06 David Barnard says: is Sophie your name to sound english?
2013-12-14 15:42:08 Bob De Caux says: Yes, I think my parents meant for my middle name to be Denzil, but just got bored when filling out the form
2013-12-14 15:42:09 Barry Bridger is playing Oli Moore in a 15 Rounder.
2013-12-14 15:42:16 Sophie Krol says: THATS SO COOL
2013-12-14 15:42:18 Graham Harrison says: lol
2013-12-14 15:42:19 David Barnard says: HAHAHAHAHA
2013-12-14 15:42:21 Callum Todd says: :)
2013-12-14 15:42:28 The Siempre says: HAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-12-14 15:42:32 The Siempre says: I love you Bob.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:30 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
Thanks for the vote of confidence, Adam:

2014-01-18 21:28:09 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!
2014-01-18 21:28:10 Adam Gillard says: here come the irony police!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:48 pm
by Adam Gillard
Rhys Benjamin wrote:Thanks for the vote of confidence, Adam:

2014-01-18 21:28:09 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!
2014-01-18 21:28:10 Adam Gillard says: here come the irony police!
Coincidence of timing. I had been referring to something Dennis Taylor had just said on the telly, ironically.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:01 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
Adam Gillard wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:Thanks for the vote of confidence, Adam:

2014-01-18 21:28:09 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!
2014-01-18 21:28:10 Adam Gillard says: here come the irony police!
Coincidence of timing. I had been referring to something Dennis Taylor had just said on the telly, ironically.
I know, I looked up chat logs. Still funny though.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:33 am
by Jon Stitcher
All starts around 2:13am.

Not really a moment but the whole chat was just a bit mental!

http://www.apterous.org/chat.php?base=1 ... ir=earlier

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:39 am
by Matt Morrison
Jon Stitcher wrote:All starts around 2:13am.

Not really a moment but the whole chat was just a bit mental!

http://www.apterous.org/chat.php?base=1 ... ir=earlier
I wouldn't usually bother with a "read this whole thing" link. So glad I did.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:07 pm
by Ian Volante
Ye gods, that's most of my lunch break gone. Worth it for the Crash Bandicoot comment alone :)

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:34 am
by Adam Gillard
Ian Volante wrote:Ye gods, that's most of my lunch break gone. Worth it for the Crash Bandicoot comment alone :)
Ooogabooga!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:55 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
2014-03-08 12:54:09 Jen Steadman says: YOU@RE A LARGE SHIT!!!
2014-03-08 12:54:14 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:23 pm
by Johnny Canuck
Rhys Benjamin wrote:2014-03-08 12:54:09 Jen Steadman says: YOU@RE A LARGE SHIT!!!
2014-03-08 12:54:14 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!
How could you have known about that if you weren't in the room?

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:03 pm
by James S Roper
Rhys Benjamin wrote:2014-03-08 12:54:09 Jen Steadman says: YOU@RE A LARGE SHIT!!!
2014-03-08 12:54:14 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!
Doesn't really work if you came in the room after.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:15 pm
by David Barnard
http://www.apterous.org/chat.php?base=1402435467

I've linked this as it was about a 2 hour conversation, we had some good fun talking about random stuff

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:37 pm
by Julia Hayward
I really hope noone has kept this morning's log. Note to self, DO NOT google words you are not familiar with, especially not when in the office, and even more so when someone in chat says "have you tried googling it?". Apterous deserves a soapy mouth for one of its teasers...

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:21 pm
by James Laverty
2014-11-06 23:24:12 Tracey Mills says:
NO making fake accounts for Ginge Mills
2014-11-06 23:24:14 Miriam Nussbaum says:
mastering
2014-11-06 23:24:14 Miriam Nussbaum takes her 22565th point! The 9s from ISATREGNM were EMIGRANTS, STREAMING, MASTERING!
2014-11-06 23:24:15 David Barnard says:
haha
2014-11-06 23:24:16 Tracey Mills says:
mastering
2014-11-06 23:24:40 Tracey Mills says:
I am not naming my cat after an apterite
2014-11-06 23:24:40 Apterous Prune is playing Miriam Nussbaum in a Goat Attack.
2014-11-06 23:24:42 Time's up and Miriam Nussbaum was the only person to get it, solving it in 13.0 seconds and receiving 24 bonus points. The answer to BEYSAAL was SAYABLE.
2014-11-06 23:24:42 David Barnard says:
Adding to my word I played at co:edi it had to be against Jono lol
2014-11-06 23:24:52 Matt Bayfield got a pencil for MALENDE in a German game.
2014-11-06 23:25:13 Tracey Mills says:
somebody had to play him lol !
2014-11-06 23:25:14 Matt Bayfield says:
We named our koi after apterites.
2014-11-06 23:25:16 Torti Mills entered the room!
2014-11-06 23:25:28 James Laverty says:
HEY TORTI!!!!!!!!!
2014-11-06 23:25:30 Torti Mills says:
me-fucking-ow bitches
2014-11-06 23:25:30 Tracey Mills says:
One called Andy
2014-11-06 23:25:33 Matt Bayfield says:
It must be horrible having to share your pad with Ginge, Torti.
2014-11-06 23:25:35 Tracey Mills says:
Hi Torti
2014-11-06 23:25:38 Torti Mills says:
i know rite m8
2014-11-06 23:25:41 David Barnard says:
TORTI WE LOVE YOU
2014-11-06 23:25:43 Jen Steadman left the room.
2014-11-06 23:25:50 Torti Mills says:
hi david, we tolerate you
2014-11-06 23:25:50 Ginge Mills entered the room!
2014-11-06 23:25:51 Jyothisree Sandeepani climbed another 20 m, including 7 correct answers. Jyothisree posted a new personal best!
2014-11-06 23:25:53 Ginge Mills says:
miaow
2014-11-06 23:25:58 Tracey Mills says:
oh FFS
2014-11-06 23:25:59 Jyothisree Sandeepani is ascending Mt Conundrum.
2014-11-06 23:26:01 Jack Worsley beat Paul Transude 122-71 in a custom 20-round Instant game.
2014-11-06 23:26:01 James Laverty says:
Miaow
2014-11-06 23:26:04 Conor Travers says:
MIAOW
2014-11-06 23:26:06 Tracey Mills says:
Miaow
2014-11-06 23:26:07 Torti Mills says:
alright ginge you little shit wats crackin
2014-11-06 23:26:11 Ginge Mills says:
miaow
2014-11-06 23:26:11 David Barnard says:
BRING ON THE CATS
2014-11-06 23:26:21 Tracey Mills says:
stop being catty
2014-11-06 23:26:29 David Barnard says:
mi-fucking-ow
2014-11-06 23:26:33 Ginge Mills says:
miaow
2014-11-06 23:26:35 Tracey Mills says:
Miaow
2014-11-06 23:26:38 Tracey Mills says:
hiss
2014-11-06 23:26:39 Andy Platt says:
Mr Mistofellees entered the room!
2014-11-06 23:26:41 Jack Worsley says:
*Claws carpet*
2014-11-06 23:26:46 James Laverty says:
stop licking yourself
2014-11-06 23:26:49 Tracey Mills says:
Claws towels
2014-11-06 23:26:49 Andy Platt says:
little Lloyd-Webber musical joke for you there
2014-11-06 23:26:53 David Barnard says:
That's what mine are doing now
2014-11-06 23:26:59 Matt Bayfield got a pencil for KUNDIG in a German game.
2014-11-06 23:27:11 Matt Bayfield says:
Lloyd-Webber is a musical joke
2014-11-06 23:27:17 Ginge Mills says:
miaow is cat for 'feed me' you bellends. STOP IMPERSONATING CATS AND MAKE ME SOME DAMN DINNER
2014-11-06 23:27:21 Richard Freeland entered the room!
2014-11-06 23:27:22 Andy Platt says:
touché
2014-11-06 23:27:24 Apterous Prune and Richard Freeland resumed their game.
2014-11-06 23:27:26 Tracey Mills says:
Ginge has come for afuss
2014-11-06 23:27:33 Torti Mills left the room.
2014-11-06 23:27:35 Tracey Mills says:
a fuss*
2014-11-06 23:27:40 James Laverty says:
I'm hungry as well ginge
2014-11-06 23:27:50 Tracey Mills says:
I want some scran
2014-11-06 23:27:54 Ginge Mills says:
wanna split a kebab, Lav?
2014-11-06 23:28:27 Ginge Mills says:
probably tastier than this shit cat food I've got. you need to change brands Tracey.
2014-11-06 23:28:38 James Laverty says:
haven't had a kebab for ages
2014-11-06 23:28:48 Paul Transude says:
can someone make an account called Minge Gills?
2014-11-06 23:28:51 Tracey Mills says:
My cat is fed on Go Cat
2014-11-06 23:28:57 James Laverty says:
remember Tracey, 8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas
2014-11-06 23:29:09 Ginge Mills says:
more like No Cat if you keep feeding me this rubbish. i'll starve
2014-11-06 23:29:15 Tracey Mills says:
My kitty does not like whiskas
2014-11-06 23:29:19 David Barnard says:
2 out of 10 prefer boston pancakes
2014-11-06 23:29:20 Tracey Mills says:
Kitties
2014-11-06 23:29:23 Shaun Hogg beat Apterous Prune 116-0 in a 15 Rounder.
2014-11-06 23:29:28 Shaun Hogg is playing Apterous Prune in a 15 Rounder.
2014-11-06 23:29:36 Ginge Mills says:
brb pissing on the carpet. laters
2014-11-06 23:29:39 Ginge Mills left the room.
2014-11-06 23:29:44 Chas Maxwell left the room.
2014-11-06 23:29:47 David Barnard says:
or to make a boston pancake
2014-11-06 23:29:54 Matt Bayfield says:
Can we have a slide show in Powerpoint of all your cats at COLIN please, Tracey? ta.
2014-11-06 23:29:55 Richard Freeland beat Apterous Prune 47-0 in a 9 Rounder.
2014-11-06 23:30:08 David Barnard says:
I dare you to look it up in urban dictionary I DARE YOU
2014-11-06 23:30:13 Richard Freeland left the room.
2014-11-06 23:30:14 Tracey Mills is playing Ian Linton in a 15 Rounder.
2014-11-06 23:30:23 Conor Travers says:
bet it's to do with poo
2014-11-06 23:30:35 Apterous Soap beat Matt Bayfield 85-37 in a German Letters Attack.
2014-11-06 23:30:36 David Barnard says:
Yes
2014-11-06 23:30:37 Macey Trills entered the room!
2014-11-06 23:30:38 Tracey Mills says:
That is shit Conor
2014-11-06 23:30:45 David Barnard says:
and other stuff too
2014-11-06 23:30:45 David Barnard says:
and other stuff too
2014-11-06 23:30:45 Macey Trills says:
Where's Matt Croy ?
2014-11-06 23:30:47 James Laverty says:
Oh Macey's back
2014-11-06 23:30:56 David Barnard left the room.
2014-11-06 23:30:59 Tracey Mills says:
Who is Matt Croy ?
2014-11-06 23:31:06 Macey Trills says:
He is My favourite apterite Tracey !
2014-11-06 23:31:16 Eliza Langham beat Lorrie Bronsema 71-66 in a 15 Rounder.
2014-11-06 23:31:17 Macey Trills says:
Looks nice in a uniform ...
2014-11-06 23:31:22 James Laverty says:
I thought your favourite was Robin McKay
2014-11-06 23:31:23 Conor Travers says:
David off to think about a Boston Pancake in private
2014-11-06 23:31:30 Macey Trills says:
I am Not that desperate !
2014-11-06 23:31:36 Tracey Mills says:
He is my favourite...Hands off
2014-11-06 23:31:49 Macey Trills says:
No he is My favourite !
2014-11-06 23:31:57 Tracey Mills says:
I saw him first
2014-11-06 23:32:05 Lorrie Bronsema left the room.
2014-11-06 23:32:06 Macey Trills says:
Andy Platt can be your Favourite !
2014-11-06 23:32:17 Matt Bayfield says:
My favourite animal dung-related idiom is in Dutch, where KOEIENVLAAI translates as a cow-pat. Literally, it means "cow flan".
2014-11-06 23:32:22 Shaun Hogg and Apterous Prune missed a 9 from NTFOAURTE; can you spot it?
2014-11-06 23:32:27 Matt Bayfield says:
fortunate
2014-11-06 23:32:27 Matt Bayfield takes his 67929th point! The 9 from NTFOAURTE was FORTUNATE!
2014-11-06 23:32:34 Mick Cockcroft beat Laurence Killen 89-45 in a 15 Rounder.
2014-11-06 23:32:41 Macey Trills says:
I saw him Just now with my Binoculars
2014-11-06 23:32:59 Tracey Mills says:
Bet you have
2014-11-06 23:33:11 Macey Trills says:
Sorry Laurence I am Busy thinking about Matt Croy
2014-11-06 23:33:12 Tracey Mills says:
Andy Platt is joint favourite with Matt
2014-11-06 23:33:18 Macey Trills says:
Only One of my hands is free for Typing
2014-11-06 23:33:22 Paul Transude left the room.
2014-11-06 23:33:42 Your new teaser is LOPIYPLS. You have 60 seconds to answer!
2014-11-06 23:33:45 Shaun Hogg left the room.
2014-11-06 23:33:50 James Laverty got it first. You have 52.3 seconds left.
2014-11-06 23:33:52 Greg Holloway got it too, you have 50.8 seconds left.
2014-11-06 23:34:01 Jack Worsley got it too, you have 41.1 seconds left.
2014-11-06 23:34:17 Macey Trills says:
Oh No he has seen me on his front lawn Better go before the police arrive again !
2014-11-06 23:34:22 Macey Trills left the room.

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:09 am
by Jack Worsley
I'm better at quizzes than I thought.

2014-12-30 02:58:22 Marcus Hares says:
Won by Britons Tommy Simpson in March 1967 and Bradley Wiggins in 2012, which week-long cycling classic is known as the Race to the Sun?
2014-12-30 02:58:34 Jason Larsen says:
There's more culture shock for me there
2014-12-30 02:58:42 Jamie M says:
Vuelta Espana
2014-12-30 02:58:46 Jamie M says:
(sp/gr)
2014-12-30 02:58:49 Marcus Hares says:
no
2014-12-30 02:58:49 Peter Fenton says:
ok
2014-12-30 02:59:10 Marcus Hares says:
just need two place names here
2014-12-30 02:59:21 Jamie M says:
Lands End to John O Groats
2014-12-30 02:59:29 Marcus Hares says:
sun?
2014-12-30 02:59:30 Simpatico Jones says:
paris dakar
2014-12-30 02:59:34 Dave Noble says:
costa del sol
2014-12-30 02:59:40 Jamie M says:
...is the least logical answer I'll give all night
2014-12-30 02:59:41 Simpatico Jones says:
dakar dhaka
2014-12-30 02:59:45 Marcus Hares says:
Paris is right for the first part
2014-12-30 02:59:49 Simpatico Jones says:
paris milan
2014-12-30 02:59:50 Jack Worsley and Apterous Prune missed a 9 from IRAJDANBO; can you spot it?
2014-12-30 02:59:50 Jack Worsley beat Apterous Prune 125-0 in a custom 20-round Instant game.
2014-12-30 02:59:54 Jamie M says:
Paris/Berlin
2014-12-30 02:59:58 Jack Worsley says:
wtf?
2014-12-30 02:59:58 Marcus Hares says:
the other is a place also in France
2014-12-30 03:00:01 Simpatico Jones says:
jaborandi
2014-12-30 03:00:01 Simpatico Jones takes his 9609th point! The 9 from IRAJDANBO was JABORANDI!
2014-12-30 03:00:12 Simpatico Jones says:
marseille
2014-12-30 03:00:14 Jack Worsley says:
Nice
2014-12-30 03:00:15 Simpatico Jones says:
montpellier
2014-12-30 03:00:16 Jason Larsen left the room.
2014-12-30 03:00:16 Simpatico Jones says:
nice
2014-12-30 03:00:21 Simpatico Jones says:
heh
2014-12-30 03:00:24 Marcus Hares says:
yep Paris-Nice
2014-12-30 03:00:28 Jamie M says:
ah
2014-12-30 03:00:29 Marcus Hares says:
Simp/Jack 0.5 each :P
2014-12-30 03:00:33 Jamie M says:
haha
2014-12-30 03:00:33 Simpatico Jones says:
point to jack, possibly accidentally
2014-12-30 03:00:42 Jack Worsley says:
Haha

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:21 am
by Jack Worsley
Magnificent foresight from Tracey.

2015-10-01 00:35:54 Tracey Mills says:
yo Conor
2015-10-01 00:35:54 Conor Travers entered the room!
2015-10-01 00:36:09 Thomas Carey says:
...how?
2015-10-01 00:36:18 Thomas Carey says:
you typed that before he entered the room?
2015-10-01 00:36:19 Jack Worsley says:
Tracey "Psychic" Mills

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Posted: Fri May 26, 2017 5:33 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
2017-05-26 18:29:56 [...] The answer to DMTOOTBE was BOTTOMED.
2017-05-26 18:29:57 Chris Hare is playing Apterous Nude in a Letters Attack.