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by Rosemary Roberts
Sun May 01, 2011 9:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116970

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

This is only very slightly computer related:
I have a new "energy saver" bulb in my office, right over my head. When I switch it on, the initial power surge wakes up the computer from suspended, which is usually quite convenient.

But is it likely to damage it in the long term?
by Rosemary Roberts
Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Ghosts?
Replies: 157
Views: 18815

Re: Ghosts?

Soph K wrote: it couldn't have been a prank because everyone was in class!
The person who first said they heard it must have been there. And could have been lying.
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Ghosts?
Replies: 157
Views: 18815

Re: Ghosts?

Lesley Hines wrote:I think if anything it's more likely to be a black withcraft curse.
It must be a truly awesome curse if it made them cut out whatever happened in the middle.
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite Platonic Solid
Replies: 42
Views: 4338

Re: Favourite Platonic Solid

Thomas Carey wrote:Stick a load of square based pyramids together.
That might qualify as an engineering solution, but hardly a mathematical model.
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite Platonic Solid
Replies: 42
Views: 4338

Re: Favourite Platonic Solid

Thomas Carey wrote:octahedrons have no purpose.
Not so! How would you make one of these Image without them?
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: When do you get up?
Replies: 24
Views: 3291

Re: When do you get up?

Ryan Taylor wrote:Need to change forum skin to prosilver. Votes don't work on aerogreen.
Is this policy or crap programming?
by Rosemary Roberts
Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 71146

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

Jon O'Neill wrote:No, but I love them.
I missed it as well, but it's being repeated on 19th January.
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:41 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
Replies: 253
Views: 180434

Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes

Ryan Taylor wrote: He didn't win.
That's how you do the "not getting past first round". Actually I was surprised how little he scored.
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:55 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
Replies: 253
Views: 180434

Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes

Joseph Krol wrote:I seem to remember chris wills on pointless a month or two ago. Can anyone verify/debunk this?
I think I remember that too, but I don't remember how well he did.
I also heard him on Radio 4's Brain of Britain some time in December, but he didn't get past the first round.
by Rosemary Roberts
Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Raccoon Boy on Pointless
Replies: 100
Views: 12244

Re: Raccoon Boy on Pointless

FWIW, Michael and CF's first show was repeated last Friday, so their second appearance will be tomorrow.
by Rosemary Roberts
Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 43628

Re: Trade Secrets

Ryan Taylor wrote:Jesus, stop worrying about the law and start tormenting some woodlice.
I think on balance I prefer hiding sausages.
by Rosemary Roberts
Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 43628

Re: Trade Secrets

As far as I can tell, this isn't right. Incest still exists in Scotland: in this country, 'sex with an adult relative' is the new name for this offence, which is contrary to s.64 Sexual Offences Act 2003. In neither case is impotence, castration, lack of fertility etc a valid defence. Sorry, Granny...
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:26 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 43628

Re: Trade Secrets

Ok - this is an Ewwwwwwwwwwww one, but it's quite interesting. (At least if you live in more rural parts of the country, otherwise it's just ew.) Incest is only incest if it can produce offspring. Therefore it's illegal for Grandad to be banging (adult and consenting) granddaughter, but perfectly l...
by Rosemary Roberts
Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 43628

Re: Trade Secrets

To pass the time I like to play a little game involving a woodlouse. So find yourself a woodlouse, a healthy-sized one, and tip it onto it's back then time how long it takes for it to get back onto it's front. Then try and beat that time by adjusting how you position it on it's back. The aim of the...
by Rosemary Roberts
Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 43628

Re: Trade Secrets

Student house. Woodlice are some of the tamer things found on the floor and the game wouldn't really work with slugs. It might be interesting to see how good fleas and bedbugs are at turning over. The problem would be putting them upside down without letting them escape. Sooner you than me on that ...
by Rosemary Roberts
Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 43628

Re: Trade Secrets

To pass the time I like to play a little game involving a woodlouse. So find yourself a woodlouse, a healthy-sized one, and tip it onto it's back then time how long it takes for it to get back onto it's front. Then try and beat that time by adjusting how you position it on it's back. The aim of the...
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:23 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Should I go on the show?
Replies: 5
Views: 2098

Re: Should I go on the show?

Rhys Benjamin wrote:Challenge me and if I can be arsed to play you in a normal 15 please respond.
As well as the ability to play the game I think you need a certain level of bantering skills. And if that is your current standard I would think - not yet.
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:53 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Science is Vital
Replies: 9
Views: 1718

Re: Science is Vital

I agree with every word, Lesley. I would have liked to like it, but that seems to have stopped working.
by Rosemary Roberts
Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Photos and pictures attached to posts
Replies: 12
Views: 2289

Re: Photos and pictures attached to posts

I can still remember taking the wireles accumulater to the sweet shop to be charged up. The cost was sixpence. That's not so long ago, George. My Dad ran the little petrol generator that charged up people's radio batteries. A few years later he had a radio shop (and a few years later still it went ...
by Rosemary Roberts
Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:09 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Last night I dreamt...
Replies: 27
Views: 5151

Re: Last night I dreamt...

Michael Wallace wrote:...that aliens had overrun Earth (I've been playing a lot of Halo), and they'd captured me and were going to kill me, but put it off as long as I kept solving Countdown numbers games.
Variant suggestion?
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:51 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The "new look" WWTBAM
Replies: 56
Views: 8053

Re: The "new look" WWTBAM

I don't think I've ever seen any adults on the show who weren't terminally thick. Are they selected for it? Maybe you are overestimating the intelligence of the general populating... Maybe I am, and I do really know better: The other day I listened to an ancient recording of Much-Binding-in-the-Mar...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:52 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The "new look" WWTBAM
Replies: 56
Views: 8053

Re: The "new look" WWTBAM

The one occasion on which I watched the show, the adult taking part was either terminally thick or just letting the kids win in a patronising dad sort of way. Either way, he came across as being a knob. I don't think I've ever seen any adults on the show who weren't terminally thick. Are they selec...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:15 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The "new look" WWTBAM
Replies: 56
Views: 8053

Re: The "new look" WWTBAM

Ryan Taylor wrote:they did that annoying thing "we'll find out after the break"
That's the main reason why I never watch anything live. I've got very skilled at fast-forwarding exactly 4 minutes 22 seconds.
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:05 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The "new look" WWTBAM
Replies: 56
Views: 8053

Re: The "new look" WWTBAM

Hugh Binnie wrote:They'd end up giving out twice as much money.
Good point!
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:03 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The "new look" WWTBAM
Replies: 56
Views: 8053

Re: The "new look" WWTBAM

For me, it's always only been Tarrant who drags, reiterating the current situation at every conceivable juncture and playing silly buggers with cheques. Somebody ought to tell the producers of quiz shows how stupid and tedious it is. Why can't they assume the viewers understand what is going on, ass...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Carol Vorderman's It All Counts
Replies: 31
Views: 3886

Re: Carol Vorderman's It All Counts

I would guess that her attraction is to people who admire someone who worked their way up from humble beginnings by using their talents and sheer hard work to achieve great success, while still appearing to be normal and grounded. Such people would not admire self-pitying whingers. Most people woul...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:51 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Carol Vorderman's It All Counts
Replies: 31
Views: 3886

Re: Carol Vorderman's It All Counts

I'm quite surprised to see the stack of vicious comments after each extract, all voted up many times over as well. She writes no worse than many other slebs and used to have quite a following, aside from Countdown. Perhaps this forum has more Daily Mail readers than I thought. Do you really think a...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:44 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Carol Vorderman's It All Counts
Replies: 31
Views: 3886

Re: Carol Vorderman's It All Counts

I'm quite surprised to see the stack of vicious comments after each extract, all voted up many times over as well. She writes no worse than many other slebs and used to have quite a following, aside from Countdown.

Perhaps this forum has more Daily Mail readers than I thought.
by Rosemary Roberts
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 71146

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

I haven't been watching any of his recent shows, he seemed to be getting a bit Uri Geller. From what you are all saying I made the right decision.
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 657629

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

This is a new question (to me) but I hoped some of you might be able to shed some light, or think more laterally than I'm doing on it. Some weirdo keeps taking out home insurance policies for my house. It's currently insured for £1.75 million with three different companies (for £1m, £500k and £250k...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116970

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Jon Corby wrote:Are you using Windows? If so, highlight the .pck file in Explorer, and press ALT+F4.
In fact that's a good way to make almost any problem go away.
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 657629

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

I'm guessing, but perhaps to get rid of the static? ... As soon as you try to separate the layers you generate static that makes them cling even harder together - think how clingfilm prefers to cling to itself. But I've never tried wet hands - I usually have the problem in shops where you weigh you...
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:06 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 657629

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

I'm guessing, but perhaps to get rid of the static? Possibly, but you'd hope repellant forces would help, not hinder, and it's not like plastic's polarised to start with. Certainly not if it's PE, it's a straight hydrocarbon chain. As soon as you try to separate the layers you generate static that ...
by Rosemary Roberts
Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 657629

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

*bump* How come you need wet (or at least damp) hands to open things like plastic bags? Usually water decreases friction and makes stuff slippier, but it's almost impossible to open plastic bags with dry hands, but they conveniently stick to wet fingers. Why?? It should surely be the other way roun...
by Rosemary Roberts
Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Truly Dumb Designs.
Replies: 35
Views: 14948

Re: Truly Dumb Designs.

Tins of food that provide a pull on one end (which is relatively difficult to use for opening compared to a can opener), and a thickened based that precludes use of the opener on that end too. Disadvantages: 1) The pull leaves behind a lip which makes it more difficult to get all the liquid content...
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:13 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?
Replies: 62
Views: 13138

Re: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley

Lesley Hines wrote:I recommend his whole book, "Bad Science" by Ben Goldacre. It's informative, eye-opening, packed with thoughtful insights and in places lough-out-loud funny.

My kinda reading ;)
Mine too. I had heard of it, but never got round to buying it. Which I have now remedied.
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:06 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?
Replies: 62
Views: 13138

Re: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley

spurious nutrionalist pseudoscience Citation needed Let me help... Thanks for that, Leslie. I particularly liked most corrosive is the way they misrepresent, from their position of dominance in the mainstream media, what scientific evidence for a clinical assertion would actually look like. which i...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:57 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Deal Or No Deal
Replies: 97
Views: 11309

Re: Deal Or No Deal

Kirk Bevins wrote:... it would make the programme quite boring ...
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Straplines
Replies: 16
Views: 2915

Re: Straplines

Matt Morrison wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:I walked for miles looking for proper shops and pubs, particularly ones with dartboards or people in that didn't look like they were on drugs.
Alcohol is a drug!
Not to mention all that seawater - a well-agitated preparation of every conceivable homoeopathic remedy.
by Rosemary Roberts
Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:13 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday July 9th 2010
Replies: 13
Views: 2372

Re: Spoilers For Friday July 9th 2010

We spent half the show failing to read Gino's T-shirt. Can anybody tell me what it said? Not sure about the rest of it, but the main words were 'Divine Mantra'. Whether it was a reference to Buddhism or not, I cannot say. Thanks, Mike. We had half a dozen possibles for the words individually, but n...
by Rosemary Roberts
Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116970

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Matt, do you know how to persuade Microsoft to transfer a license from a dead machine to a live one? This is a package I bought separately (Visio 2003), not one that came bundled with the machine. Is there any way of submitting a query that will be read by a human? Absolutely no idea, sorry. Never ...
by Rosemary Roberts
Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116970

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Matt, do you know how to persuade Microsoft to transfer a license from a dead machine to a live one? This is a package I bought separately (Visio 2003), not one that came bundled with the machine. Is there any way of submitting a query that will be read by a human?
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday July 9th 2010
Replies: 13
Views: 2372

Re: Spoilers For Friday July 9th 2010

We spent half the show failing to read Gino's T-shirt. Can anybody tell me what it said?
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:06 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Sleeping Beauty Problem
Replies: 53
Views: 7864

Re: Sleeping Beauty Problem

Charlie Reams wrote:FWIW all tosses are included, it's just that some of them (the tails) are effectively counted twice.
Oh bugger. Not my day. Not my week.
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:23 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Sleeping Beauty Problem
Replies: 53
Views: 7864

Re: Sleeping Beauty Problem

Just to humour you, here's a simulation I wrote . The princess is awoken 904 times and the coin was heads 296 of those, which is 32.7%. I ran another for 1,000,000 iterations and that was 33.3% (can't be arsed uploading that one). I think you get the idea. I'm impressed, and of course surprised. Ho...
by Rosemary Roberts
Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:34 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Sleeping Beauty Problem
Replies: 53
Views: 7864

Re: Sleeping Beauty Problem

When you toss a fair coin it comes up 50:50 - no question, no argument. This is the definition of "fair". What you afterwards do with the decision is entirely irrelevant. If Gavin seriously claims otherwise I'm guessing that he worded the question a trifle more loosely than he intended. Is...
by Rosemary Roberts
Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:40 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Musings on Homosexuality
Replies: 66
Views: 7562

Re: Musings on Homosexuality

More money attracts more people, so you get more applicants and hence you pick the best of them. I know it's appealing to think that well-paid people are a bunch of useless toffs but fairly basic economics tells you that they can't all be. That might work if that were the way it was done, but so fa...
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Musings on Homosexuality
Replies: 66
Views: 7562

Re: Musings on Homosexuality

The distinction I am trying to draw is between people who chase jobs with interesting and challenging work that they feel capable of and those who chase only the numbers. There is the added factor that many "management" jobs are advertised in terms that are entirely meaningless, which mean...
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Musings on Homosexuality
Replies: 66
Views: 7562

Re: Musings on Homosexuality

Incidentally, I have always thought that this principle (i.e. public body pay = taxpayers' money) ought to mean that nobody in a publicly-owned enterprise should ever, under any circumstances, be paid a bonus. Bonuses should only come out of "spare money", and public services, by definiti...
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Musings on Homosexuality
Replies: 66
Views: 7562

Re: Musings on Homosexuality

People like him would be unable to pass up the chance to make some easy money That is not a crime in itself - I much prefer to make money easily, the more, the merrier. But MPs and other public figures, including people who work for bodies such as the NHS and the BBC (which has its own body of taxp...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed May 12, 2010 12:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116970

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Apologies, then. I think the problem in your question, as I understand it, arises from the difference between 'want' and 'need'. Essentially, it doesn't NEED to know it's the default - as the control over web page files and URLs being associated with whichever is the default browser is handled by t...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed May 12, 2010 11:25 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116970

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

What is the point of "Always check to see if <...> is the default browser on startup"? All the browsers I have tried have such a setting, but why? Who benefits from the browser I have chosen to run knowing whether or not it is the default? You do. For what I thought should be obvious reas...
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed May 12, 2010 9:56 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116970

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

What is the point of "Always check to see if <...> is the default browser on startup"? All the browsers I have tried have such a setting, but why? Who benefits from the browser I have chosen to run knowing whether or not it is the default?
by Rosemary Roberts
Sun May 02, 2010 4:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who does Google say you are?
Replies: 35
Views: 2805

Re: Who does Google say you are?

Image

I've aged badly but got a lot thinner.
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:50 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Give Us A Clue will be back!
Replies: 21
Views: 5028

Re: Give Us A Clue will be back!

Lionel Blair should host it - he's plenty old enough to qualify for a desk job.

Danny John-Jules could take his place in a team.
by Rosemary Roberts
Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:00 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Not just a word (it's a sentence)
Replies: 25
Views: 2953

Re: Not just a word (it's a sentence)

The fact that 50% of people on a Countdown forum are in or have been in any sort of relationship with another human being greatly surprises me. There are over a thousand registered members, so it's more like 2% that admit to a relationship. And most of the rest aren't saying. Do you feel more at ho...
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:06 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 2
Replies: 82
Views: 9217

Re: Pointless Series 2

Charlie Reams wrote: {{citation-needed}}
I wasn't planning to field a formal proof or carry out a survey of my own, but it's my contention - based on my observations of myself and others - that most people don't know most facts (and many of those who do cannot remember stuff under pressure).
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:34 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 2
Replies: 82
Views: 9217

Re: Pointless Series 2

In a real-life situation a really obscure question is quite likely to score 7 Pointlesses out of ten and nothing scoring more than 20, but I haven't seen it happen yet. And is it the same 100 people every time? Or 100 people cherry-picked out of a few thousand?
by Rosemary Roberts
Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:01 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: University Challenge Final
Replies: 11
Views: 3519

Re: University Challenge Final

I was surprised that they included Dido's Lament in the music round featuring arias composed for castrati, given that it was actually composed for a girls' school. Oops. It's a pity that Alex Guttenplan didn't point out the mistake to Jeremy Paxman. Perhaps it was a girls' school that placed unusua...
by Rosemary Roberts
Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:25 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday March 26th 2010 - Edition 5000
Replies: 45
Views: 5306

Re: Spoilers For Friday March 26th 2010 - Edition

I know I'm hours too late to surprise anybody, but I did get it within the time:

Second numbers game: (75 * 8 + 9) / 3 = 203

I particularly like solutions that use the much neglected divide operator.