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by Philip Jarvis
Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:06 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4Cers in Other Media
Replies: 166
Views: 29954

Re: C4Cers in Other Media

I made a brief appearance on Channel 4's The Hotel last night (Series 2 Episode 4). Go to 38 mins on Sky + or 29 mins on 4OD. Just after the mussels are served, you will see me (bald head) to the right of the 2 Welsh guys the programme is focussing on. ( I would post an image but I don't have the te...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: An open post to Damian Eadie
Replies: 22
Views: 4547

Re: An open post to Damian Eadie

Email now sent - We'll just have to wait and see what happens in the future. Really? What did it say? (If you can't be more specific you might have been better off not saying anything on here!) Can you ask if I can go back on as well please? Jon - I couldn't possibly divulge the contents of a priva...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: An open post to Damian Eadie
Replies: 22
Views: 4547

Re: An open post to Damian Eadie

Anyway Phil, wouldn't you stand a better chance of Damian reading your request if you emailed it to the programme? I think posting on the forum has even less chance of eliciting a response. In my email exchange with Damian about under-16 players (which I actually initiated on Twitter) he said he di...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:49 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: An open post to Damian Eadie
Replies: 22
Views: 4547

Re: An open post to Damian Eadie

Um, no. :oops: Scoring as if he was playing them, rather than flat scoring. This. From memory, I scored 119 against scores of 38 and late 20 something. But the margin of my armchair performance v a studio score is not that important. I just felt motivated to open up discussion on an old chestnut af...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: An open post to Damian Eadie
Replies: 22
Views: 4547

An open post to Damian Eadie

FAO Damian Eadie (if you are still monitoring this site) Dear Damian After being treated to Jack Worsley’s skills over the past 8 episodes, I see the standard of today’s Countdown contestants slumped in comparison. Whilst I’m just a medium ranked player in Apterous terms, I still managed to beat th...
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Brown sauce
Replies: 0
Views: 627

Brown sauce

Here's some CCTV footage of a woman spilling brown sauce whilst walking down a supermarket aisle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5iTL-PxC0

Don't choke on your bacon sandwiches.

This brings a whole new meaning to the term "Taste the Difference!"
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:34 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday December 15th 2011
Replies: 27
Views: 4046

Re: Spoilers For Thursday December 15th 2011

Jack Worsley wrote: I hope Graeme wins tomorrow. As well as the controversy that Carl has caused, he has been nowhere near as good as Graeme during his run. I think I speak for almost every other forum member by saying this.
This.

Well done Graeme. I hope you go on to beat Carl in style tomorrow.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday December 8th 2011
Replies: 49
Views: 4806

Re: Spoilers For Thursday December 8th 2011

Best "I've got a nine" look EVER. http://greem.co.uk/nonsense/gardenias.gif Just got to see the recording. Great entertainment. I rewinded SKY+ at the time to see this look again but it doesn't quite capture the upward motion of the eyes as well as the left and right. Even so, it's still ...
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 8th 2011
Replies: 6
Views: 1718

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 8th 2011

I was shocked when Susie disallowed JOINDERS. Just checked and it's valid on Apterous.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:23 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday October 28th 2011
Replies: 8
Views: 2033

Re: Spoilers For Friday October 28th 2011

Rd 7 - VOIDNESS as a DC beater
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Getting old
Replies: 0
Views: 730

Getting old

For the record, I'm approaching 54 and feeling an increasing number of aches and pains. I've survived all sorts of dodgy meals - Indian, Chinese, Italian etc. This, however, is a bit extreme. I think I'll be staying away from fish and chips from now on! http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/mystery-allergy-...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:22 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday October 14th 2011
Replies: 15
Views: 3113

Spoilers for Friday October 14th 2011

JAMES ROBINSON ON POINTLESS: TODAY 17:15, BBC One :cry: :o :D
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:51 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday October 4th 2011
Replies: 24
Views: 3885

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday October 4th 2011

James Robinson wrote:
James Robinson wrote:H. Too busy thinking how many goals Town will slot past Bradford in the JPT tonight. :lol:
Oh dear...................... :roll: :oops:
A true LOL moment for me. Given our results so far this season, I never expected this. Up the Bantams!

Also - well done Jayne on becoming an Octochamp.
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Do you still watch Countdown?
Replies: 35
Views: 8388

Re: Do you still watch Countdown?

Still a regular viewer. Sky+ it and then watch it when I can.
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:03 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Autumn Tournament
Replies: 186
Views: 35735

Re: Apterous Autumn Tournament

Karen Pearson wrote:I have PMd Tracey Mills to get in touch with Mark but not heard anything back yet.
I'm due to play Tracey in week 1 and PM'd her on Mon 12 Sept. I haven't had a reply but she must be around because she's been playing duel on a daily basis.
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:38 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday September 15th 2011
Replies: 20
Views: 3793

Re: Spoilers For Thursday September 15th 2011

And of course, that also means that Carl is the 6th octochamp in a row to start his run on a Tuesday. 8-) :geek: :ugeek: Eureka!! Now I realise why I lost nearly 10 years ago. My game was on a Friday. Oh .... but wait a minute ...... I think it was actually filmed on a Tuesday. I'm now confused. :?...
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:35 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday September 9th 2011
Replies: 4
Views: 1508

Re: Spoilers For Friday September 9th 2011

I'm surprised Carl didn't get BARBELL in round 9.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:59 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 452235

Re: Feature requests

Landmark - most players haven't managed to get a total max game in the normal 15 rounder (myself included). How about landmarks for 1st 10, 11, 12, 13 and 14 max games?
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:37 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Autumn Tournament
Replies: 186
Views: 35735

Re: Apterous Autumn Tournament

Count me in
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:45 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday August 23rd 2011
Replies: 6
Views: 1577

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday August 23rd 2011

It's good to see an oldie playing a very good game.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:28 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Duel conundrums
Replies: 17
Views: 4427

Re: Duel conundrums

I'm pretty useless at conundrums (whether against duel; bot or human) so it makes no difference to me.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday July 22nd 2011
Replies: 13
Views: 3429

Re: Spoilers For Friday July 22nd 2011

EMULSION for a DC beater in the IMPULSE round.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:26 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday June 24th 2011
Replies: 32
Views: 4986

Re: Spoilers For Friday June 24th 2011

What a finish. Did anyone else shout the conundrum answer at the screen in a very loud and inappropriate manner? Yes. Nothing against Matt but I was rooting for Andrew in this game. I was shouting the answer and yelling at Andrew to press the buzzer. I was gobsmacked when he finally did press and c...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday June 16th 2011
Replies: 16
Views: 4419

Re: Spoilers For Thursday June 16th 2011

From Tue 7 June 2011:
Philip Jarvis wrote:Excellent first game Graeme. Maintain that standard and I expect you'll become the first Octochamp of the new series.
Well done Graeme ........... and the winning numbers for Fridays EuroMillions are unlikely to be guessed quite as easily
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:51 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday June 14th 2011
Replies: 16
Views: 3986

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday June 14th 2011

Ryan Taylor wrote:
James Robinson wrote: :geek:
Please go on Mastermind and choo[s]e Countdown as your specialist subject.
Yes - and just think ...... If you happen to lose, their rules allow you to go back on again at a later date. LOL
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:13 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday June 13th 2011
Replies: 25
Views: 5088

Re: Spoilers For Monday June 13th 2011

Loved the Jools Holland impression.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:39 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who Do You Want In The COC?
Replies: 24
Views: 4389

Re: Who Do You Want In The COC?

Andy McGurn wrote:doesn't anyone want me in the cock?
Is that the Game Cock Inn at Bramley, Leeds? Mine's a pint!
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Rear Of The Year 2011
Replies: 1
Views: 566

Re: Rear Of The Year 2011

As Jim Royle would say - "My arse!!"
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Oh my (holi)daysssssssss 2011
Replies: 53
Views: 6524

Re: Oh my (holi)daysssssssss 2011

Staying in this country again for the summers hols. Me, Julie (the wife) plus Georgina and Gabriella (2 youngest daughters) are looking forward to getting away the 1st 2 weeks in August. 1 night in Bristol (to break the trip to Cornwall). 4 nights in Porth (a short walk for Newquay); 4 nights in Tor...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:13 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday June 10th 2011
Replies: 28
Views: 5579

Re: Spoilers For Friday June 10th 2011

Keith Bennett wrote:It looks as though there's a deliberate policy of trying to ensure anyone returning loses "legitimately" second time around. It seems rather rough that the consequence of a decision being challeneged is to be shafted in this way.
... or it could be just "tough" luck.
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday June 7th 2011
Replies: 24
Views: 4471

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday June 7th 2011

Excellent first game Graeme. Maintain that standard and I expect you'll become the first Octochamp of the new series.
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:03 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday June 3rd 2011
Replies: 35
Views: 8070

Re: Spoilers for Friday June 3rd 2011

Just got to watch it. Excellent game. Adam and Edward were clearly the best 2 players of the series. Well done Edward on becoming champ.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:24 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Advert
Replies: 10
Views: 2413

Re: Advert

Hi Phil. It's a bit too far for me but it sounds great. Hope all goes well.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri May 27, 2011 10:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mentos Gum advert
Replies: 4
Views: 492

Mentos Gum advert

I did a double take when I saw this advert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW-zz3KYSno

Is that Jack Hirst eating the hot dog?
by Philip Jarvis
Fri May 27, 2011 3:06 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Nick Hewer, YOU'RE HIRED!!!
Replies: 204
Views: 38753

Re: STELLING TO GO!!!!!!!!

I hear Cheryl Cole has a bit more time on her hands than she expected.
by Philip Jarvis
Mon May 23, 2011 6:39 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Frustration
Replies: 157
Views: 23630

Re: Frustration

I've equalled my highest score of 127 a couple of times, but haven't come close for ages. Then this happens 2 days running: http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=454443 http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=455019 On for 135 and 136 resepctively, but bottled it on the conundrum both times.
by Philip Jarvis
Tue May 10, 2011 3:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday May 10th 2011
Replies: 11
Views: 2903

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday May 10th 2011

Well played Tom. A good, solid, confident performance.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri May 06, 2011 7:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday May 6th 2011
Replies: 30
Views: 4951

Re: Spoilers For Friday May 6th 2011

Did Keith Bennett get an answer to his question yesterday?

No word of a lie, my wife Julie watched today's episode whilst doing the ironing and asked if Tony is a carpet salesman. I was bit nonplussed until she said "He's got a nice line in rugs."

I remain au naturelle.
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday March 11th 2011
Replies: 14
Views: 2792

Re: Spoilers For Friday March 11th 2011

Whilst watching Andy McGurn this week, I've been racking my brain as to who he reminds me of. Now I remember -

http://www.dccomics.com/mad/media/downl ... 00x600.jpg
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday February 28th 2011
Replies: 11
Views: 1697

Re: Spoilers For Monday February 28th 2011

GUNBOATS in rd 1
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:42 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday January 28th 2011
Replies: 9
Views: 1736

Re: Spoilers For Friday January 28th 2011

I think I also sensed what Ryan is getting at. I got the impression he went into the game full of confidence but it all started to go wrong after the 1st round. In next to no time he was losing by 20 odd points and showed his annoyance by throwing his pen down when he declared "ADVISE" but...
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:34 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Poetry Corner
Replies: 184
Views: 18751

Re: Poetry Corner

There once was a desire to start a new thread, I posted it from a good idea in my head. Jarvis killed it double quick, With his thunderous dick, And now I often wake up sweating in bed. There once was a guy called Matt, Who sometimes comes across like a bit of a tw*t, But that's really not the case...
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What do you permit in front of your partner?
Replies: 10
Views: 1208

Re: What do you permit in front of your partner?

Matt - Pretty disgusting mate.

My honest answer though is circa 8 inches!!
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Vagner or Wagner?
Replies: 12
Views: 2032

Vagner or Wagner?

Just watched X Factor but couldn't find a recent thread on the subject.

VOV. Vhat is Vagner still doing in the competition?

My Wote goes for either Vatt or Webecca!!
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:33 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What are your best and worst posts?
Replies: 16
Views: 1788

Re: What are your best and worst posts?

All of mine are equally bad.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:03 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday November 3rd 2010
Replies: 17
Views: 3110

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday November 3rd 2010

I'm not trying to shit stir as despite his awful taste in football teams, Marcus is coming across as a great guy and is always a friendly player on apterous; but what is the official reason for him getting another go after the previous hoo-ha about players (particularly teapot owners coming back? P...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What's the best car you've ever had?
Replies: 31
Views: 6439

Re: What's the best car you've ever had?

I'm trading in the beamer, giving my wife the Audi and I'm driving down to Cambridge today to buy this: http://www.cambridgecarcompany.co.uk/stock_item/111 Put the kettle on Charlie - I'll be popping in for a cuppa about lunchtime :lol: I'd be happy to host you but I'm about 5000 miles away so mayb...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:06 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What's the best car you've ever had?
Replies: 31
Views: 6439

Re: What's the best car you've ever had?

I'm trading in the beamer, giving my wife the Audi and I'm driving down to Cambridge today to buy this:

http://www.cambridgecarcompany.co.uk/stock_item/111

Put the kettle on Charlie - I'll be popping in for a cuppa about lunchtime :lol:
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:31 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday November 1st 2010
Replies: 10
Views: 2177

Re: Spoilers For Monday November 1st 2010

His challenger is also a 2 times champion, albeit it from 14 years ago, our very own Marcus Hares, who won 2 shows in Series 32, back in 1996. http://wiki.apterous.org/Marcus_Hares 8-) Well played Marcus - good game. However, I feel I must query whether Damian has changed his policy again? I'm pret...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:39 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 27th 2010
Replies: 7
Views: 1555

Re: Spoilers For Friday August 27th 2010

R8? DC find CATHOUSE - an American word for a brothel. Cue questions by 5-year-olds to their parents 'Mummy, what's a brothel?' Cue answer, "Ask Peter Crouch." Cue the chant of opposition supporters playing Spurs over the next few weeks "... come in a taxi! ... You must have come in ...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:59 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday August 25th 2010
Replies: 16
Views: 2101

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday August 25th 2010

I see the challenger Bruce Lambert had previously been on before and won. I'm now confused. Why was he allowed another go? Does this mean that Damian has once again changed the reappearance rule he last changed in July last year (see link below) http://www.c4countdown.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2...
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:17 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 461268

Re: Bug reports

I ending up aborting on the duel I was that annoyed about not scoring on numbers. I then tested in a game against Prune and it seems to vary when the commit attempt froze - on one attempt the 2nd commit froze whereas I got to the 3rd commit on the next game before it froze and timed out. Charlie - p...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:07 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What's your ringtone?
Replies: 15
Views: 2701

Re: What's your ringtone?

The beginning of "Whisky in the Jar" by Thin Lizzy. One of the all time great guitar riffs.
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:26 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 222
Views: 160122

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

I was distracted by a tricky numbers game when this teaser came up. 2010-07-15 07:18:11 Your new teaser is EEEXTCRS. You have 60 seconds to answer! 2010-07-15 07:19:11 Time's up and no one got it! The answer to EEEXTCRS was EXCRETES. 2010-07-15 07:19:12 Philip Jarvis: excretes 2010-07-15 07:19:18 Ph...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:53 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 2
Replies: 43
Views: 6807

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 2

U1400 Round 2 - Josh Hurst 82 - 94 Philip Jarvis http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=270713 Another one C/fwd from last week. I had the edge on letters and Josh on the numbers. I took a 2 point lead into the final round before I got the conundrum (which had 3 U's) late on. A very close game wh...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spimliminees for Thursday 1st July 2010
Replies: 65
Views: 6787

Re: Spimliminees for Thursday 1st July 2010

Game over, it's Jon Wynn I wonder if Jon will Wynn on Thursday. Hope so as his twin is playing on friday, making it a Wynn double. :) On the subject of doubles, is Jonathan related to Steve Wynn? Steve is a massive name in Las Vegas. After running several famous Vegas hotels, he spent a fortune on ...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spimliminees for Thursday 1st July 2010
Replies: 65
Views: 6787

Re: Spimliminees for Thursday 1st July 2010

This Ryan guy is octochamp good. Wow Ben. Due to work commitments, I was just skimming through last weeks spoilers for the first time. Love the new avatar. Crikey, what a likeness (unless you've shaved recently). Shame you weren't on today's episode, but looking forward to seeing you on the prog in...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:48 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 1
Replies: 69
Views: 9714

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 1

Result for open, http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?key=1522636562780253546 http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?key=-4678595783733934911 Scott Gillies 2-0 Phillip Jarvis close game the first one with myself winning 98-96. got off to a flier in the second and that thankfully sealed the victory. C...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:53 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 1
Replies: 69
Views: 9714

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 1

U1400 - Philip Jarvis 87 v 84 Liam Tiernan

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=262072

A very close game where Liam came back strongly in the latter part of the game, only for me to nick it on the conundrum.
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:22 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 1
Replies: 69
Views: 9714

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 1

Philip Jarvis 109 v 94 Michael Wallace

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=261024

I surprised myself - especially getting the conundrum. Close game. Well played Michael