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by Phil Reynolds
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:15 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 921
Views: 398449

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Men who spell their name "Aaron" but pronounce it "Arron".
by Phil Reynolds
Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:45 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

I feel personally responsible when people post in this thread, though in this instance (and many others) all I can really do is Google. Top result is this: https://neosmart.net/wiki/0xc0000225/ That seems to have some ideas, including the option to make a boot disc that can perform the repair from ...
by Phil Reynolds
Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:27 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

I have a major problem with my PC, which I recently had upgraded with a new SSD main drive, new memory and Windows 10. It's worked fine for a couple of weeks but suddenly all I get on startup is a BSOD with "Your PC/Device needs to be repaired" and error code 0xc0000225. It says to use rec...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What books have you been reading lately?
Replies: 58
Views: 19614

Re: What books have you been reading lately?

I can't recall ever reading a book more than once I've read all of Armistead Maupin's books multiple times - the earlier Tales of the City ones probably four or five times each. They're like much-loved holiday destinations that you can't resist going back to again and again. I've read the aforement...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:34 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What books have you been reading lately?
Replies: 58
Views: 19614

Re: What books have you been reading lately?

I'm currently nearing the end of Edge of Eternity, the final book in Ken Follett's "Century Trilogy". It's the fifth of his books I've read, after the earlier ones in the trilogy and the two Pillars of the Earth books. I enjoy the epic scale of his books and want to keep turning the pages,...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:37 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 772
Views: 576389

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Broadchurch was the best thing I've watched for a while. Totally missed the boat when it was on telly but binged on it the last couple of weeks. Have you watched both series? The first one was stunningly good, the second patchy - still worth watching, but the first series had set the bar impossibly...
by Phil Reynolds
Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:18 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Only Connect
Replies: 169
Views: 94629

Re: Only Connect

It normally jars when people on OC mispronounce "horned viper", saying "horned" as if it had two syllables. But something about the way Mr Pendleton said "Whore Ned" made me forgive him.
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:05 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless (In General)
Replies: 24
Views: 15268

Re: Pointless (In General)

Ah, clearly it passed me by! I was just happy for a rare contextual opportunity. Here's Jamie's moment of glory . I remember thinking, that's sailing close to the wind for a teatime game show, and then a few minutes later the name of some insect or other came up and Richard looked meaningfully at M...
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:54 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless (In General)
Replies: 24
Views: 15268

Re: Pointless (In General)

Ian Volante wrote:JIZZ
Yes, that's the episode I was referring to. :?
by Phil Reynolds
Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:11 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless (In General)
Replies: 24
Views: 15268

Re: Pointless (In General)

Where's Jamie Karran when you need him?

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by Phil Reynolds
Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:51 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
Replies: 253
Views: 168000

Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes

There was no sign of an arrow during the closing credits but I've carefully watched the whole show again and I think I may have spotted him.

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by Phil Reynolds
Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:14 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
Replies: 253
Views: 168000

Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes

James Robinson wrote:Although, strictly speaking, Hugh hasn't appeared on Countdown...... :roll:
Hasn't he? Oops. :oops: Thought he had for some reason. Dunno why as I haven't watched Countdown for about five years.
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:19 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
Replies: 253
Views: 168000

Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes

Countdowners appearing on other quizzes is pretty humdrum by now. Countdowners featuring in the credits of other quizzes... now that's something else.

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by Phil Reynolds
Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: what3words - mapping the world using three-word phrases
Replies: 10
Views: 2875

Re: what3words - mapping the world using three-word phrases

Mark Deeks wrote:I live at Body Hulk Bared
Nice. What's with the little fence round the lawn though?
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:20 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: what3words - mapping the world using three-word phrases
Replies: 10
Views: 2875

Re: what3words - mapping the world using three-word phrases

Jon O'Neill wrote:Sent from cheek.zones.part
Sitting on the toilet by any chance?
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

But that would only apply to Firefox, and you haven't done the same thing (editing, deleting, reposting, closing tab) in IE to cause it to do that there. That's why I suggested it might be an internal flag in Facebook, which is still set (against my account) regardless of which browser I use to acc...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

It must be something that relates to both Firefox and IE, I'm wondering if it's a plugin like Java or something that you could try reinstalling. Funnily enough, Firefox warned me the other day that my Java installation was out of date so I've just installed the latest version. No change. :( Somethi...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Jon O'Neill wrote:Press Escape.
I actually believed you. :oops:
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:58 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Further clarification: having just looked at the various available cursors in Control Panel and what they're called, the one I'm getting (a white arrow with a spinning blue circle next to it) is actually called the "working in background" cursor, not the "busy" cursor which is ju...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Facebook/Firefox is not crashing or hanging, it's working perfectly normally but with the busy cursor? And you change tabs to something else and the cursor goes back to normal? Yep to all that. As well as restarting the browser try ctrl-shift-del to bring up the clear recent history dialog, try cle...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:54 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Dear MM A couple of days ago I got in a slight kerfuffle trying to edit a comment on a Facebook status, which I messed up so badly I ended up deleting the comment and reposting it. It seemed to work, but ever since, whenever I go on Facebook in Firefox, my cursor changes to the "busy" curs...
by Phil Reynolds
Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:26 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Tipping Point
Replies: 26
Views: 13796

Re: Tipping Point

I bought (for £1.49) the app for this game a few days ago, and I'm finding it quite addictive. The simulation of the machine itself is incredibly realistic and makes me wonder - do they actually model all the complicated physics involved, in real time, for every counter in the machine? Or do they us...
by Phil Reynolds
Sun May 24, 2015 2:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision Song Contest 2015
Replies: 32
Views: 4616

Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2015

Graham Norton seems to be under the impression that Conchita is actually a woman rather than a bearded bloke who likes wearing women's clothes. Tom Neuwirth (the performer who plays Conchita) uses the masculine pronoun when referring to himself, and the feminine pronoun when referring to the charac...
by Phil Reynolds
Mon May 18, 2015 10:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision Song Contest 2015
Replies: 32
Views: 4616

Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2015

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:Is this Saturday 23rd? Co:KL I'm afraid.
Countdown in Kuala Lumpur?
I have a friend that lives in Malaysia, so perhaps this could be organised. (But it's King's Lynn until then.)
Seems reasonable. Pronounced "cockle", I trust.
by Phil Reynolds
Sun May 17, 2015 10:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision Song Contest 2015
Replies: 32
Views: 4616

Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2015

Gavin Chipper wrote:Is this Saturday 23rd? Co:KL I'm afraid.
Countdown in Kuala Lumpur?
by Phil Reynolds
Wed May 13, 2015 9:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who are you voting for in the General Election 2015? (Poll)
Replies: 58
Views: 10295

Re: Who are you voting for in the General Election 2015? (Poll)

Marc Meakin wrote:I myself have been a census taker
Where's Hannibal Lecter when you need him?
by Phil Reynolds
Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: (Men) sitting down for a wee
Replies: 101
Views: 23917

Re: (Men) sitting down for a wee

Matt Morrison wrote:ANOTHER RELEVANT KICKSTARTER!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/16 ... ble-urinal
I was interested in this item in the list of benefits:
Designed to adjust to any angle - works great in the “morning” :)
What can they possibly mean?
by Phil Reynolds
Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: (Men) sitting down for a wee
Replies: 101
Views: 23917

Re: (Men) sitting down for a wee

This is a hot topic in Germany.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30937492
by Phil Reynolds
Sun Dec 21, 2014 12:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Thanks for the comments. On further investigation I found that switching to BT's unlimited usage broadband will only cost me £1.42 a month more than I'm paying for the version with the 40Gb limit, so rather than faff around trying to work out where the allowance is going, it seemed less hassle just ...
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

I'm on BT Infinity broadband at home which gives me up to 40Gb data transfer per month. Until now this has been fine - our average monthly usage has been around half that. But towards the end of last month, for the first time, I had an email warning me that we had gone over 70% of our quota; and now...
by Phil Reynolds
Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Sorry guys! Haha, don't be. Got it working eventually, and even though it was a minor inconvenience having to buy the extra adaptors etc, it still worked out cheaper in the end than any comparable option I've been able to find. Found this neat kit that includes a SCART plug with female phono socket...
by Phil Reynolds
Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

On the bright side, the main thing I'll be using it for is digitising old VHS tapes, and our video machine has all three AV connectors. I spoke too soon. After wasting a couple of hours trying to get the thing working, with the capture software just saying "No video signal detected", I di...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 115670

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

I received the August-VGB100 USB thing today. Installed the software etc. but have had a problem with the connection of the August USB to the Sky+ Box. The problem comes with the fact that the Sky+ Box doesn't have one of the Yellow video cables. Annoyingly it has the Red and White audio slots whic...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:05 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The Chase
Replies: 153
Views: 78274

Re: The Chase

Jon Corby wrote:Some people call me the space cowboy.
Pics please.
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:08 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The Chase
Replies: 153
Views: 78274

Re: The Chase

Jon Corby wrote:I remember you, and I am interested to know that you'll be appearing in The Chase on Tuesday 2nd December.
Sorry, and you are...?
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:53 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The Chase
Replies: 153
Views: 78274

Re: The Chase

I haven't posted here very much over the past few years so there probably aren't that many current forumites who remember me, but anyway those who do might be interested to know that I'll be appearing in The Chase on Tuesday 2nd December.
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 403584

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Jon O'Neill wrote:I think I appear in more than my fair share of people's dreams.
You don't appear in enough of mine. ;)
by Phil Reynolds
Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:56 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Only Connect Series 10
Replies: 21
Views: 13083

Re: Only Connect Series 10

Awesome teams tonight. First up the coders. Coding is sexy and they have a super sexy smoking hot supermodel playing on them. THEN WOW. The gamesmasters. Michael Wallace and Charlie Reams' lovechilds. Plural, one with beard. And someone called James Robinson who is nowhere near as good as the real ...
by Phil Reynolds
Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:53 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The Chase
Replies: 153
Views: 78274

Re: The Chase

Some bald bloke called Matt Morrison is on the repeat on ITV1 right now.
by Phil Reynolds
Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:51 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: THE MILLION POUND DROP
Replies: 27
Views: 11784

Re: THE MILLION POUND DROP

I'd imagine that the wording of the question would tend to sway most ordinary mortals towards the wrong answer because the success of boy bands like JLS and Wand Erection makes people forget that they weren't actually winners of the series. As Chris Tarrant used to say, it's only easy if you know th...
by Phil Reynolds
Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Research For A Play I'm Directing (Please Help?)
Replies: 11
Views: 3612

Re: Research For A Play I'm Directing (Please Help?)

I'm impressed that nobody has been tempted to snigger at Jordan referring to his production as a "mounting". 8-) Slightly OT: Jordan, I read the play about a year ago but I've not seen it produced, and I'd be interested to know how you plan to stage it. The script specifies that the play i...
by Phil Reynolds
Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:46 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: (Other men) weeing in your toilet
Replies: 15
Views: 4587

Re: (Other men) weeing in your toilet

Matt Morrison wrote:
David Barnard wrote:Depends if someone barges in and pisses in the toilet I'm in the middle of using, in that case, yes, I'd be pretty narked
do you always urinate naked?
And surely whether or not one is pretty in that state is for others to judge.
by Phil Reynolds
Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:11 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: University Challenge 2014/15
Replies: 33
Views: 17152

Re: University Challenge 2014/15

OMG SPOILERS
by Phil Reynolds
Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:34 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: University Challenge 2014/15
Replies: 33
Views: 17152

Re: University Challenge 2014/15

Anyone else spot that the scoreboard in front of Paxo's desk started falling apart at one point last night?
by Phil Reynolds
Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:31 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: (Other men) weeing in your toilet
Replies: 15
Views: 4587

Re: (Other men) weeing in your toilet

Matt Morrison wrote:is it one rule for people whose willies you can comfortably think about
Gavin Chipper wrote:I think I'd rather they stood up.
Amen to that.
by Phil Reynolds
Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:09 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Only Connect Series 8
Replies: 22
Views: 12821

Re: Only Connect Series 8

Haha. The Radio Times 'Choice' blurb for tonight's show describes the Board Gamers as "captained by Zaphod Beeblebrox".
by Phil Reynolds
Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:41 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Thursday February 28th 2013
Replies: 49
Views: 11690

Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Thursday February 28th 2

Just caught up with this game (even though it had already been spoilered to death on Facebook) and couldn't resist dropping in here to see if anyone had remarked on Jono's "Fucking brilliant" - surprised that made it past the edit as it's so clearly audible but it did make me smile. Well d...
by Phil Reynolds
Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Same Sex Marriage
Replies: 25
Views: 6474

Re: Same Sex Marriage

Lesley Hines wrote:the civil-partnershipped* couple

*There's a reason for marriage right there :lol:
The preferred adjectival form is "civilised".
by Phil Reynolds
Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:25 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: COUNTDOWN 30TH CHAMPIONSHIP
Replies: 243
Views: 55994

Re: COUNTDOWN 30TH CHAMPIONSHIP

I see Robert Richland has made it onto Pointless.
by Phil Reynolds
Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:45 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Same Sex Marriage
Replies: 25
Views: 6474

Re: Same Sex Marriage

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:What if they were gay footballers?
There was one ever but he died.
Two.
by Phil Reynolds
Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Pancake Day
Replies: 18
Views: 3389

Re: Pancake Day

Nick's in for a shock if he's ever invited to eat sweetbread.
by Phil Reynolds
Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:02 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Only Connect
Replies: 169
Views: 94629

Re: Only Connect

I trust you were all singing the Neil Zussman anthem at every opportunity during that programme.
by Phil Reynolds
Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:34 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Joseph Krol
Replies: 8
Views: 4689

Re: Joseph Krol

Charlie Reams wrote:My computer is currently in a box
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...
by Phil Reynolds
Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Inner thigh bald spots...
Replies: 5
Views: 2425

Re: Inner thigh bald spots...

Photographic evidence of all of these statements please.
by Phil Reynolds
Wed May 16, 2012 10:23 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The Weakest Link
Replies: 204
Views: 29064

Re: The Weakest Link

Yes Jason.
by Phil Reynolds
Wed May 16, 2012 4:16 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The Weakest Link
Replies: 204
Views: 29064

Re: The Weakest Link

Just been playing about with AVS video editing software and put this little amuse-bouche together.
by Phil Reynolds
Sat May 12, 2012 4:04 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointles Series 6
Replies: 76
Views: 21619

Re: Pointles Series 6

Martin Long wrote:The question was "Name an actor who has appeared in more than one Bond film", I would have had to pick from a load of options, some of which would have been pointless and some would have been low scoring:
The first one on your list would have scored 100.
by Phil Reynolds
Thu May 10, 2012 8:03 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Phones and networks
Replies: 36
Views: 5037

Re: Phones and networks

Charlie Reams wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:Why are people happy to spend this much or more every month on phone contracts? It's like they've been brainwashed or something.
Or maybe they want something you don't want, and are prepared to pay for it accordingly.
Damn, that makes sense. Curse you Reams.
by Phil Reynolds
Tue May 08, 2012 8:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Phones and networks
Replies: 36
Views: 5037

Re: Phones and networks

Ryan Taylor wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:
David Williams wrote:I probably top up less than £10 a year.
This. Why are people happy to spend this much or more every month on phone contracts? It's like they've been brainwashed or something.
Because it's cheaper? Thought that was pretty obvious. :roll:
How is £10 or more a month cheaper than £10 a year? :?