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by Mark James
Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
Replies: 417
Views: 117427

Re: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here

Jason Larsen wrote:Good luck Mark!

What do you think of Holly?
It makes a great Christmas decoration.
by Mark James
Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
Replies: 417
Views: 117427

Re: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here

Stick 15th Oct in your diary to watch me on Countdown. Big thanks to the Countdown Team too if they are reading this. I had a blast.
by Mark James
Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:32 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Take On The Twisters
Replies: 9
Views: 5043

Re: Take On The Twisters

That was a bit of a silly comment from Mark. Pretty much every game show format looks complicated when written down Maybe so but when I started to read it it just reminded me of that episode of Friends where Joey was to be a game show host and it took ages to explain the rules and then they decided...
by Mark James
Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:08 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Take On The Twisters
Replies: 9
Views: 5043

Re: Take On The Twisters

I couldn't be arsed reading all that. If the game takes that long to explain it aint worth watching.
by Mark James
Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:16 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Fifty Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Replies: 36
Views: 8438

Re: Fifty Degrees of Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon . . . . . . . . . . . Connection: The River Wild Meryl Streep . . . . . . . . . . . Connection: Uma Thurman . . . . . . . . . . . Connection: Be Cool Dwayne Johnson . . . . . . . . . . . Connection: Samuel L Jackson . . . . . . . . . . . Connection: Harrison Ford . . . . . . . . . . . Co...
by Mark James
Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:45 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Fifty Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Replies: 36
Views: 8438

Re: Fifty Degrees of Kevin Bacon

I know the Diaz Cruise one but can't remember the name properly. I'm assuming we're not allowed to google. It's a real cheesy name, Knight and Day or something like that.
by Mark James
Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:59 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Fifty Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Replies: 36
Views: 8438

Re: Fifty Degrees of Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon . . . . . . . . . . . Connection:  Meryl Streep . . . . . . . . . . . Connection:  Uma Thurman . . . . . . . . . . . Connection: Be Cool Dwayne Johnson . . . . . . . . . . . Connection:  Samuel L Jackson . . . . . . . . . . . Connection:  Harrison Ford . . . . . . . . . . . Connection: I...
by Mark James
Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:11 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 5
Replies: 216
Views: 41978

Re: Pointless Series 5

[Incidentally, Monday's episode was a new one from series 9, so technically this is the wrong thread.] I don't mind using this one, it's the one nearest the top of the page so it'll do me. Anyway. Top joke on today's show about Mr Messy going on to play for Argentina and Barcelona. Richard is a leg...
by Mark James
Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:39 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday June 3rd 2013
Replies: 20
Views: 4447

Re: Spoilers For Monday June 3rd 2013

Lexplorer says Bleatings is in. Thought it was a poor call from Susie. If it doesn't expressly say mass noun it should surely be allowed.
by Mark James
Mon May 27, 2013 4:22 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 5
Replies: 216
Views: 41978

Re: Pointless Series 5

It's a round world. Surely every capital city in the world is west of London if you keep going west enough. I missed the start. Did they specify a cut off point of where west ends?
by Mark James
Sun May 26, 2013 6:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.
Replies: 85
Views: 24310

Re: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.

I just imagine this is what it's like in Sophie's head.
by Mark James
Thu May 16, 2013 9:11 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Sports puzzles
Replies: 50
Views: 10375

Re: Sports puzzles

However, the LAST black potted legally or not, is the end of the game, unless scores are tied! Nope. The black can be respotted no matter what the scores are. People only don't play on when just the black is left because they don't reckon you can get a snooker but you could feasibly (well, as feasi...
by Mark James
Thu May 16, 2013 9:03 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Sports puzzles
Replies: 50
Views: 10375

Re: Sports puzzles

However, the LAST black potted legally or not, is the end of the game, unless scores are tied! Nope. The black can be respotted no matter what the scores are. People only don't play on when just the black is left because they don't reckon you can get a snooker but you could feasibly (well, as feasi...
by Mark James
Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:28 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Official Thread of Brag
Replies: 1176
Views: 168439

Re: Official Thread of Brag

Ok so it's not apterous related but I finally "ran" (hobbled on my knees) 100 meters on QWOP.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:39 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Calculating one's own score
Replies: 19
Views: 4826

Re: Calculating one's own score

Jennifer Steadman wrote:I don't specifically play anyone or keep track of my own score. /brag?
I was just gonna say, does anyone else just watch it?
by Mark James
Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:40 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116653

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

http://i46.tinypic.com/1zbcg38.png http://i45.tinypic.com/10gaa3a.png When I watch youtube on my home computer it looks blurry like the bottom picture. Sometimes it rights itself like the top picture, and also improves the sound but most of the time it is blurry and the sound quality is poor. Do yo...
by Mark James
Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:50 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown's new format
Replies: 14
Views: 6515

Re: Countdown's new format

I liked it more on tv than I do on apterous. It made me watch the guest's bit even though I had no idea who it was.
by Mark James
Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:21 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: The Mystery of Time and Space
Replies: 8
Views: 4113

Re: The Mystery of Time and Space

The music works for me. It's irritating, you're better off without it. Works for me too. I agree it is kind of annoying. The game is ok but some of the puzzles don't make any sense to me even though I now know the answers. That key pad with the smiley faces. How are you supposed to work that out wi...
by Mark James
Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:54 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Jacintha Saldanha
Replies: 54
Views: 9942

Re: Jacintha Saldanha

The vast majority of studies of people who survive suicide attempts show that their mental state clouds their judgement and that most who fail at killing themselves are glad that they weren't successful. That second point is an interesting claim - source(s)? Not trying to be a smart-arse, I'd just ...
by Mark James
Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Jacintha Saldanha
Replies: 54
Views: 9942

Re: Jacintha Saldanha

I was trying to point out that she was very selfish – in my opinion – in taking her own life over such a silly prank (think of her kids FFS). Are you her doctor? Did you know her? How do you know that was the whole reason? How do you know she didn't have an underlying mental illness? The idea that ...
by Mark James
Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:05 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: A Puzzle Series
Replies: 18
Views: 6186

Re: A Puzzle Series

Chris Philpot wrote:They're all series finals, Mark. :)
Gotcha. Cheers Chris.
by Mark James
Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:46 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: A Puzzle Series
Replies: 18
Views: 6186

Re: A Puzzle Series

I've gotten that but I don't get the relationship with the numbers. I knew the answer to the one Ryan linked to but I don't know how [22b] is supposed to lead me to that. Conundrum scrambles [series, letter if more than 1 conundrum was used] Yeah, I kind of figured that would be it but how am I sup...
by Mark James
Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who would you like to see in DC?
Replies: 219
Views: 41536

Re: Who would you like to see in DC?

Mark Ivey wrote:Charlie Brooker would be my pick! He already works for Channel 4, and he's one of the most intelligent men on TV at the moment so it would be a treat if he went on.
That's more like it.
by Mark James
Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who would you like to see in DC?
Replies: 219
Views: 41536

Re: Who would you like to see in DC?

The Top Gear presenters would be good with lots of interesting things to talk about not just cars etc, probably James May suits the stereotypical viewer best? That would be horrible. They are all gits. I can tolerate Clarkson cause he can be funny but I can't stand the other two. Smug wankers the p...
by Mark James
Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:01 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: A Puzzle Series
Replies: 18
Views: 6186

Re: A Puzzle Series

Andy Platt wrote:Conundrum scrambles
I've gotten that but I don't get the relationship with the numbers. I knew the answer to the one Ryan linked to but I don't know how [22b] is supposed to lead me to that.
by Mark James
Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:35 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: A Puzzle Series
Replies: 18
Views: 6186

Re: A Puzzle Series

Ryan Taylor wrote:
Mark James wrote:No, can we have the answer please. Or at least spoiler hide the answer.
- [22b] starred in Rain Man, Top Gun and Mission: Impossible.

Example answer
That hasn't really helped.
by Mark James
Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:43 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: A Puzzle Series
Replies: 18
Views: 6186

Re: A Puzzle Series

Johnny Canuck wrote: Now, does anyone else wish to try to crack the puzzle?
No, can we have the answer please. Or at least spoiler hide the answer.
by Mark James
Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 414672

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

I had a slightly prophetic Countdown related dream last night. In the dream the guy from Countdown was ringing me to let me know if I had passed the audition but he started asking me weird questions about how I think they could improve viewing figures. He was saying they were annoyed with the image ...
by Mark James
Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:25 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown in the news
Replies: 217
Views: 63756

Re: Countdown in the news

I just got a message on facebook about a trending article about how Countdown is fake. The article was from Feb 1999. How is that trending?
by Mark James
Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:20 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Last night I was at a quiz and...
Replies: 41
Views: 10376

Re: Last night I was at a quiz and...

Ryan Taylor wrote:What does the 'C' in CBS stand for?
In Ireland it stands for Christian Brothers School.
by Mark James
Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:06 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Thursday February 7th 2013
Replies: 33
Views: 8646

Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Thursday February 7th 20

szodiac wrote:
Zarte Siempre wrote:congue's not even a word in CSW...
Darryl was probably thinking of CANGUE - again not in OED3.
Or even Congou. It's a black tea from China. Still wouldn't be allowed on Apterous though.
by Mark James
Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Same Sex Marriage
Replies: 25
Views: 6490

Re: Same Sex Marriage

I wholeheartedly agree with Gev. UK law is becoming less defined by religion. If your ideas were the case, go and live in a Muslim country. There one can have as many wives as one wants simultaneously. This country does not legally accept polygamy because the government think that it is not feasible...
by Mark James
Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally
Replies: 89
Views: 17610

Re: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally

I'm in two minds. People have gone to her shows with the intention of catching her out but even when they do successfully her fans seem to take no notice of it. I'd be tempted to do it purely for my own entertainment though, especially if it's on your company's buck but, having said that, I still wo...
by Mark James
Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:45 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Aptochallenge 6: Polish Your Skills
Replies: 22
Views: 5636

Re: Aptochallenge 6: Polish Your Skills

When I first read the title I thought this thread was about Charlie adding Polish as another language on apterous.
by Mark James
Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:39 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Only Connect
Replies: 169
Views: 96860

Re: Only Connect

I made one of these little wall thingys myself: http://www.puzzgrid.com/grid.php?id=1971 Have a look. Medium was just an educated guess, you'll have to see for yourself. Cool stuff. I got 10/10 but I'm a bit confused why. I knew three groups so could solve the grid, and solve their clues, but then ...
by Mark James
Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196577

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Any of our resident maths geniuses want to work out the odds of the Champions League draw coming up with the same pairings as the rehearsal? Sky Sports said 5000-1 but it seems like it would be a bit more than that to me. The equation is complicated by the seedings and the fact you can't get drawn a...
by Mark James
Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:20 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
Replies: 417
Views: 117427

Re: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here

Woop. Got an audition for Feb. Never expected to hear from them. Must have sent the application about two years ago.
by Mark James
Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Jacintha Saldanha
Replies: 54
Views: 9942

Re: Jacintha Saldanha

I'm just waiting for the conspiracy theory nuts who follow David Icke and the like to suggest she was actually bumped off by the reptilian Queen for divulging intimate details of the Royal family and the suicide is just a cover up.
by Mark James
Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Asperger Syndrome
Replies: 81
Views: 19529

Re: Asperger Syndrome

Steve Balog wrote: no matter how many times I'm asked where I'll see myself in 5 years, I'll still find a way to screw it up)
I like to use Mitch Hedberg's response which was "Celebrating the 5th anniversary of you asking me this question".
by Mark James
Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Richard Osman
Replies: 11
Views: 5397

Re: Richard Osman

Lets hope so.
by Mark James
Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:45 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointles Series 6
Replies: 76
Views: 21740

Re: Pointles Series 6

I got four of the six pointless answers so I was well chuffed.
by Mark James
Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:27 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Coincidence
Replies: 224
Views: 80991

Re: Coincidence

****WARNING***** *****WARNING******* ******WARNING****** THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS SPOILERS OF BREAKING BAD Don't highlight if you haven't seen the end of season two and most of season three. Anyway, In my college earlier today there was an annoying fly buzzing around one of the classrooms and a simila...
by Mark James
Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 71136

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

Nice one Jon. Enjoyed that. There's a quote from one of the participants where he says "I didn't feel hypnotised but I went along with it". Here's the thing: That is being hypnotised. There is no feeling. People expect it to be like a drug induced trance or something. It's not. All it is i...
by Mark James
Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown in the news
Replies: 217
Views: 63756

Re: Countdown in the news

Not exactly "In the news" but there is a feature in this months Reader's Digest about Countdown.
by Mark James
Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally
Replies: 89
Views: 17610

Re: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally

Michael Wallace wrote:Fun. I enjoyed "Psychic energy" was not likely to work in the setting created for the experiment
Why didn't someone ask her why she agreed to take part in it then?
by Mark James
Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Greatest Ever Sportsman?
Replies: 126
Views: 31932

Re: Greatest Ever Sportsman?

I wonder how the three people who picked Lance Armstrong feel now.
by Mark James
Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 71136

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

Imagine for a second that somebody approaches you with a view to playing a prank on a family member, somebody you love dearly and care about. What they want to do is pretend for weeks in advance that there's some kind of party where loads of their friends and family are present. However, on the day...
by Mark James
Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 71136

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

(That's not to say I'm going as far as you in saying that all hypnotism is acting though.) I wouldn't say all of it is. There is therapeutic hypnosis but stage hypnosis essentially is just getting people to play along. There is a hypnotic state that the hypnotist puts you in to make you more sugges...
by Mark James
Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:23 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 71136

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

Didn't see all of it but what I did see I didn't like. And when I say I didn't like it I don't mean in a it's not a good tv show way, it does make me wanna see what happens in the end but I'm getting sick of the premise of these types of shows he's doing where he's going to change someone's life. I ...
by Mark James
Sat Oct 20, 2012 1:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Format Change?
Replies: 57
Views: 8503

Re: Countdown Format Change?

I think the particular skills of the contestants can make a difference to whether the extra choice is decisive. If you have two players that are quite evenly matched overall, but one is strong on the numbers and the other quite weak, then it will increase the chance of it being decisive. It will st...
by Mark James
Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:59 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Format Change?
Replies: 57
Views: 8503

Re: Countdown Format Change?

I think the particular skills of the contestants can make a difference to whether the extra choice is decisive. If you have two players that are quite evenly matched overall, but one is strong on the numbers and the other quite weak, then it will increase the chance of it being decisive. It will st...
by Mark James
Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Format Change?
Replies: 57
Views: 8503

Re: Countdown Format Change?

Why not just leave it the way it is? I think it's grand. If you're going to win you should be good at all the disciplines.
by Mark James
Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Photo Dump
Replies: 343
Views: 55220

Re: C4C Photo Dump

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by Mark James
Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How do you become the greatest human in history?
Replies: 14
Views: 4522

Re: How do you become the greatest human in history?

Cure cancer? Good answer. It might seem obvious, but none of the other 1260 members of this forum could think of it or anything better in the amount of time it took you to come up with it. It would still be tough though. A lot of people would still vote for people like Jesus and Mohammed, If someon...
by Mark James
Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How do you become the greatest human in history?
Replies: 14
Views: 4522

Re: How do you become the greatest human in history?

The very act of wanting to be should exclude you from ever becoming the greatest human in history. Oh, you already qualified that. I obviously haven't read the whole post which excludes me immediately.
by Mark James
Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 116653

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Not just for Matt but has anyone else noticed Google Chrome is really slow starting up? I can type an address in the address bar while I'm waiting for it to load and that works fine but Google itself is taking ages to appear.
by Mark James
Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:35 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC FOR ANY OTHER REASON]
Replies: 604
Views: 324400

Re: Is Apterous down?

Same here. It won't log in to the game screen.
by Mark James
Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally
Replies: 121
Views: 37963

Re: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally

I think they're all on drugs and I don't care. I think we just just allow people to take performance enhancing drugs and work on making them safer so people who don't want to risk the dangers can still compete.
by Mark James
Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: TV
Replies: 41
Views: 9153

Re: TV

There really is some great stuff on tv these days. It's kicking the cinemas ass. Movies just suck compared to what's on the box. I was pleasantly surprised with Don't Trust the B___ in Apartment 23. It's quite funny. I'm also thoroughly enjoying The Newsroom. It's really good. But top of the pile is...
by Mark James
Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 414672

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Oh I see, you're not actually dreaming. I still don't think I could fall asleep while still typing though.