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Matthew Green

Its alright now Oliver, Ive deleted Lisa's name from the post so you dont know who got evicted.

By the way, Sophie wins on Friday.

Matthew Green

I wouldn't mind having sexual intercourse with that 40+yr old powerlifting champion.

Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

Matthew Green

That sounded about as genuine as **** saying she wasn't bothered about leaving the house last night.

Matthew Green

I started this early just to piss James Robinson off.

Matthew Green

I'm just jealous because I dont have the exact same face as everyone on my school bus.

Matthew Green

Chris Davies wrote:oops

Chris, you look a LOT like that emoticon.

Matthew Green

You conveniently left out the Indian. Racist.

Matthew Green

yes. i murdered his pet minotaur.

Matthew Green

I couldnt give a fuck who any of your characters are.

Matthew Green

I tried to log into apterous at 11:44 last night but instead of letting me play it looked slightly Chinese, had ketchup all down its shirt and had spit dribbling out the side of its mouth. I tried again an hour later but apterous simply shat its pants and then asked me to marry him. I tried one lst ...

Matthew Green

Is it Blanche out of the Golden Girls?

Matthew Green

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Oliver Garner wrote:Phil Robertshaw (who got whupped by James Hurrell)

Matthew Green wrote:Its 'whooped' Oliver. Tut tut.
If you're going to attempt pedantry, at least get it right.

I stand corrected. Does one also open up a can of whupp-ass though? Surely not?

But please dont accuse me of pedantry, I never touched that boy.

Matthew Green

Jimmy Gough wrote:Wow, I don't think I've ever seen somebody so pissed off at losing before

Lee Simmonds springs to mind. As does John Terry.

Matthew Green

Its 'whooped' Oliver. Tut tut.

Matthew Green

Did the challenger offer MINGLED incorrectly in one round or was that just me?

As for the reigning champion, is he some sort of savant? If so, he's not very good. If not, then he's not very cool?

Matthew Green

Michael Jackson?

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Sophia out of The Golden Girls. What do I win?

Matthew Green

Considering the show now has nobody in control... Matthew has just raped Jason (who was fast asleep) both ways to completion whilst singing Ms Jackson in Basque. Sue tried to stop him but Kirk pulled her back saying that, as Wildlife Documentarians, they had no moral right to interfere with such an ...

Matthew Green

I got an F in Erection.

Matthew Green

I'm already naked, watching Jason in the shower whilst eating Kirk's Cornflakes.

Matthew Green

Jason Larsen wrote:I was thinking about people like Outkast, Sue.

I vote Jason to win.

Matthew Green

But finally it could slightly teeter and end up as the reverse side of the title board. Horizon.

Matthew Green

This is great.

Is Charlie the voice of BB? He should be.

Matthew Green

Have we already started then?

Matthew Green

Douglas Wilson wrote:So far we have:

Kirk Bevins
Matthew Green
Jason Larsen
Sue Saunders

Looking for 2-4 more and we'l get this going.

I think its already perfect.

Matthew Green

I'm in, as long as I can pass names around on pieces of paper and say the word 'nigger'.

Matthew Green

I would confidently predict an inverse correlation between levels of Countdown fanaticism and levels of sexual activity accross the board.

Matthew Green

Not even positive stuff about gay people? Because that would be racist.

Matthew Green

I only just saw this thread. To put it simply, 3:25-3:45 sees the climax of the Jeremy Kyle Show which raises the fire within my soul. Then 3:45 to 4:15 sees everybodys secret crush Ricki Lake take to the stage. I generally use JK to rouse my Kundalini and then let it loose with an explosive masturb...

Matthew Green

If anybodys interested, Im looking to host an event in London, Ipswich, Carlislie, Irvine (USA), Ripon, Gatwick, Tiverton, Oxford and Newport (IOW).

Matthew Green

Im very wary of it clashing with other events. I believe CoOnSkInCaP is starting soon, a 4-venue event taking place simultaneously in Ontario, Skelmersdale, Indiana, Canberra and Pontefract. Should be a good un.

Matthew Green

I will be heading out to Chad for a short getaway later this year. If anyone else happens to be in South East Chad around the 22nd November lets get together and organise CoRigRig.

If we get more than 32 participants I will organise some pre-qualifying rounds.

PM me

Matthew Green

abducted an African

Matthew Green

Ben from Lost looks like what DoD would look like if he lived on a desert island for a few years.

Matthew Green

his/her own arse

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mute, hermaphrodite baby

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had a fungal

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whilst fingering the

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and cure AIDS,

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with a Butcher

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particular autistic nuance

Matthew Green

I just had a rather satisfying wank over some posh woman on Come Dine With Me, its not all bad.

Matthew Green

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDEitLuYtcY

See if you can spot Dinos.

Matthew Green

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=96016
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=96045
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=96063

A magnificent 9 in game 1 puts Jeff in front before I grind him down in some low-quality but enjoyable games. Well played JC.

Matthew Green

The guy is a prick, he used to cut out of games if he was losing heavily.

However, if you are genuinely offended by what he wrote, then I think you are the one with the bigger problems.

Matthew Green

Me and Jeff playing the Final (effectively) of the u1200 at around 8pm tonight if anyone wants to watch.

Matthew Green

AIDSCUNTS

CHILDRAPE

WANKSTAIN

ARSEBLEED

FUCKGEESE

Matthew Green

She said at the end that she was just there to make the numbers up. She also made up a load of letters as well.

Matthew Green

And you've also evaded becoming 'Worst quoter of other posts' by finally getting one right!

Matthew Green

Charlie Reams wrote:There seems to be a correlation with contestants who like sudoku and contestants who are not very good.

There seems to be a correlation with working class dinner ladies and contestants who aren't very good. Hideous performance.

Matthew Green

Jason Larsen wrote:I do like the website, though.

If I had not been to that website, I would have assumed that Bob Holness was a weak, ailing man, but he's not and I was so happy to see that.

Marvellous stuff Jason, you've no idea how gifted a comedian you are at times.

Matthew Green

Worst player- the guy the other day who got a 6 from ORIENTALS

Worst spelling of 'series'- Jack Hurst

Matthew Green

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=92667
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=92675

Matt Green 2-0 Andy Kravis

Despite a near hideous collapse in the opener...

Matthew Green

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Michael Wallace wrote:The 6th formers had to raise some money for charity and they decided that this was a good way of doing that. It was great fun - I just wish it lasted longer.

If you were talking about an orgy, this would have been even better.

Matthew Green

Vote away...

Matthew Green · Re: Recap for Friday 29 August 2003 I've been waiting for this.

I've been waiting for this.

Matthew Green

Diego Maradona

Matthew Green

The fact that you posted this must be an omen.

Matthew Green

Thank you Charlie. Yes, if someone with no knowledge of tennis had come into the room while I was wanking over the Williams-Safina match, once theyd got over the initial shock, they might ask which one was Venus. It would be rather silly of me to say that she was 'the taller one with the more powerf...

Matthew Green

Its not easy typing with juust my lef hand you kno

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