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by Ian Volante
Mon Sep 23, 2024 12:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1757
Views: 2911703

Re: Politics in General

Maybe but it smacks of a government with a large enough majority to survive at least one more GE and by the time they are at risk we would have got used to it. Basically this parliament they can pretty much get away with any policies not in the manifesto knowing it will get through See Thatcher and...
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 17, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1757
Views: 2911703

Re: Politics in General

If Labour knew how bad the finances were, and decided to NOT CAMPAIGN AROUND THAT, they're mad. It seems more likely that they genuinely didn't know. Maybe but it smacks of a government with a large enough majority to survive at least one more GE and by the time they are at risk we would have got u...
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 11, 2024 11:43 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: 2025 FOCAL calendar
Replies: 17
Views: 29988

Re: 2025 FOCAL calendar

Fiona T wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 1:30 pm Relief rather than disappointment :D
A good point!
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:55 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1797
Views: 1883089

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 11:46 am Do most people talk absolute nonsense with family and close friends, or do most people just stick to speaking English (or another recognised language) in pretty much all situations?
The main difference is I swear more.
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:54 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: 2025 FOCAL calendar
Replies: 17
Views: 29988

Re: 2025 FOCAL calendar

Disappointed this isn't a tasteful nudes-style fundraiser.
by Ian Volante
Mon Sep 09, 2024 11:46 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
Replies: 263
Views: 335195

Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes

Elliott Mellor wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 8:09 am
Philip A wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 10:27 pm Series 77 contestant Alex Smith on Password (Episode 2) on ITV X. (Hilarious btw)
I assume the money he got through scamming people has finally dried up and he needed some more.
Might just be enough to pay everyone back!
by Ian Volante
Mon Sep 02, 2024 11:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1797
Views: 1883089

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

This has reminded me to check that John Tyler, a US president born in the 1790s, still has a living grandson, and he does indeed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Ruffin_Tyler
by Ian Volante
Wed Aug 21, 2024 12:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 716
Views: 626967

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

yeah the one thing I don't like about the app is the confusing menus! But this one is the hamburger top left (next to where it says 'Me') then Leagues. + bottom right to join. (This is android - dunno about ios!) The only menu I have is the settings menu reached from my profile page, and that certa...
by Ian Volante
Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
Replies: 64
Views: 37476

Re: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?

I quite like #6.
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 19, 2024 12:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 495
Views: 594071

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Alien Romulus. Not a sequel but an interquel set between Alien and Aliens it's well made and lots of good practical effects and some iffy AI special effects. The first act is a slow build and only gets good in space and it has all the Alien greatest hits and some clever innovation two. The last 10 ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 19, 2024 12:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Replies: 110
Views: 56078

Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should

There's a community radio station in Dublin that caters for more niche interests that more commercial stations wouldn't cover and they have a show that's basically traffic report then a song, traffic report then a song during peak traffic times in the morning and evening. It's the best show on the ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 19, 2024 12:20 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 716
Views: 626967

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

yeah the one thing I don't like about the app is the confusing menus! But this one is the hamburger top left (next to where it says 'Me') then Leagues. + bottom right to join. (This is android - dunno about ios!) The only menu I have is the settings menu reached from my profile page, and that certa...
by Ian Volante
Fri Aug 16, 2024 11:55 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 716
Views: 626967

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Also, I can't work out how to join the league via the app. Any ideas?
by Ian Volante
Fri Aug 16, 2024 11:42 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 716
Views: 626967

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Gavin Chipper wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:20 pm I've mentioned the league on Apterous, Facebook (Countdowners group) and Strava as well as here. The aim is for it to be general.
I read your post as if it was assuming only Co-runs would count.
by Ian Volante
Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 408
Views: 410383

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Ben Wilson wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 1:16 pm I didn't get a photo (as it would've been weird to ask undet the circumstances) but it was odd to see Ian Volante waiting tables at CoBrum yesterday.
They let me out of the kitchen occasionally.
by Ian Volante
Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 716
Views: 626967

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Also, for those of you who don't know the 5k parkrunner results app (developed by Michael Clayton and on Android and Apple) is quite a good app to keep up with parkrun stuff. It also has some of the naughty stats that parkrun got rid of, like fastest times on each course. But anyway, it allows you ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1797
Views: 1883089

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Does anyone else regularly do just one hiccup, on its own? And if so, do you also find that your mouth seems to open especially for the occasion, no matter how shut it was before? Yep, I like to think I've learnt to make sure it's only one. And yes, it's often loud. And I don't drink much at all, n...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 716
Views: 626967

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Also, for those of you who don't know the 5k parkrunner results app (developed by Michael Clayton and on Android and Apple) is quite a good app to keep up with parkrun stuff. It also has some of the naughty stats that parkrun got rid of, like fastest times on each course. But anyway, it allows you ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Jul 29, 2024 12:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Joke Items
Replies: 260
Views: 156952

Re: Joke Items

Fiona T wrote: Sat Jul 27, 2024 10:34 am Butterfly swimming stroke. Why?
A faster evolution from breaststroke which was faster and thus became unfair to those using the traditional style.
by Ian Volante
Tue Jul 23, 2024 12:00 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Two time contestants statistics
Replies: 10
Views: 6149

Re: Two time contestants statistics

Recently selling my house, had no comments whatsoever on the CD teapot. My own fault for not displaying two next to each other.
by Ian Volante
Tue Jul 16, 2024 12:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1303
Views: 399576

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2024 5:19 pm I should have realised the gods were against us as the last 3 Spanish Wimbledon Wins have lead to a football win in the same period (if you count The Nations Cup last year )
This sort of statistical paradoelia gets a lot more discussion than it really deserves.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jul 15, 2024 12:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Replies: 110
Views: 56078

Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should

Also, the crying laughing emoji (multiple times) on memes/posts that are, at best, vaguely mirthful.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jul 15, 2024 12:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Replies: 110
Views: 56078

Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should

Interviews with winning tennis players after matches.
by Ian Volante
Thu Jul 11, 2024 12:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1303
Views: 399576

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2024 10:23 am
Gavin Chipper wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2024 9:59 am It's 8:00 isn't it? Hardly that late.
It could be nearly 11 pm by the time it finishes.
Old people and school children need to go to bed at a reasonable time.
It's not like it's in a different time zone
Germany is definitely in a different time zone.
by Ian Volante
Thu Jun 27, 2024 12:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2024
Replies: 133
Views: 74139

Re: The Dead of 2024

Marc Meakin wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2024 1:48 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2024 12:07 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Tue Jun 25, 2024 5:04 pm Frank Duckworth , dies on the warmest day of the year ironically
Why's it ironic? It's not like he invented a fridge.
No but DL was invented because of poor weather , maybe I'm using Irony in the Alanis Morisette way rather than your way
Ohh, I get it now. I'll let you off.
by Ian Volante
Wed Jun 26, 2024 12:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2024
Replies: 133
Views: 74139

Re: The Dead of 2024

Marc Meakin wrote: Tue Jun 25, 2024 5:04 pm Frank Duckworth , dies on the warmest day of the year ironically
Why's it ironic? It's not like he invented a fridge.
by Ian Volante
Tue Jun 25, 2024 11:49 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 495
Views: 594071

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Mark James wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2024 8:19 pm Don't know why but I felt like sharing my top 5 Steven Spielberg movies.

1. Jaws
2. Minority Report
3. Jurassic Park
5. Schindler's List
4. Catch Me If You Can
Brave choice to put 5 above 4.
by Ian Volante
Thu Jun 06, 2024 11:07 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2024 UK General Election Thread
Replies: 136
Views: 62062

Re: 2024 UK General Election Thread

As usual, I'll support any candidate primarily on the basis of whether they support reform of the voting system. Everything else is secondary. I'm sick of having the choice of voting for someone I'm not that interested in if I want to maximise the utility of that vote, or to go with what I actually ...
by Ian Volante
Wed Jun 05, 2024 11:07 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 716
Views: 626967

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Nice. I'm hoping to get back to parkrun at some point in the next few months once my injuries improve, then I'll be trying to get my times back to anywhere near what they used to be, I'm five minutes and more off my best at this stage.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jun 03, 2024 11:56 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2024 UK General Election Thread
Replies: 136
Views: 62062

Re: 2024 UK General Election Thread

Keir Starmer isn't the best by a long shot, however...I was eight when the Conservatives came to power. Having seen what they've done, ranging from education, to austerity, to Brexit, to the pandemic, I just want them gone. Thrown out, humiliated, numbers ground into the dust whilst we all stand ar...
by Ian Volante
Thu May 30, 2024 12:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2024 UK General Election Thread
Replies: 136
Views: 62062

Re: 2024 UK General Election Thread

Keir Starmer isn't the best by a long shot, however...I was eight when the Conservatives came to power. Having seen what they've done, ranging from education, to austerity, to Brexit, to the pandemic, I just want them gone. Thrown out, humiliated, numbers ground into the dust whilst we all stand ar...
by Ian Volante
Tue May 28, 2024 12:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 733
Views: 565511

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Marc Meakin wrote: Fri May 24, 2024 9:49 am Bashing the Bishop relates to the chess piece
In my experience, it usually doesn't.
by Ian Volante
Tue May 21, 2024 12:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 733
Views: 565511

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Marc Meakin wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 5:31 pm A chicken drumstick doesn't in anyway resemble a drumstick
It looks more like a drumstick than it does a chicken.
by Ian Volante
Tue May 21, 2024 12:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 527
Views: 475736

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Bond could have instead murdered her - sorry killed with his licence to kill - and it would have been fine of course. My point is not about the morality of the actions in the film, but about depicting rape as a pleasant comical form of seduction. And even by mid 60s moral/legal standards, these are...
by Ian Volante
Wed May 01, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 527
Views: 475736

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Fawlty Towers (mostly) isn't funny I think you're part of a silent majority here. I've watched Fawlty Towers and, for what it's held up to be, it really didn't meet expectations. There isn't really much story in the episodes, and some things that are supposed to be funny actually have quite the opp...
by Ian Volante
Sat Apr 27, 2024 7:35 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1757
Views: 2911703

Re: Politics in General

Mark James wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 12:34 pm https://x.com/CountBinface/status/1783807825182884270

You know what to do.
And here's his presence in a less toxic environment. https://mastodon.online/@CountBinface@mastodon.world
by Ian Volante
Fri Apr 26, 2024 11:59 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: No More FA Cup Replays
Replies: 19
Views: 13475

Re: No More FA Cup Replays

I'm still pissed off that they got rid of multiple replays. Trying and failing to remember whether a second replay was played at a neutral venue or not. I know it was in the Rugby League Cup.
by Ian Volante
Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 733
Views: 565511

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

And nothing about dalmatians as it turns out.
by Ian Volante
Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Words you often Misspell
Replies: 7
Views: 6454

Re: Words you often Misspell

Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:30 am Just occurred to me that it's probably not off-topic but anyway.
Ignoring fat fingers and other typos I always struggle with spelling HYGIENE and DIARRHOEA and ASTHMA
I'd suggest washing more often and seeing a doctor.
by Ian Volante
Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:34 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1757
Views: 2911703

Re: Politics in General

I think come December or whenever Sunak decides to go to the country they will lose so many seats that they may try and get a groundswell going for in the future AV, the fib dems will back it too The Lib Dems would be idiots to support AV (like they were last time) as they've supported PR forever, ...
by Ian Volante
Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:49 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1757
Views: 2911703

Re: Politics in General

I think come December or whenever Sunak decides to go to the country they will lose so many seats that they may try and get a groundswell going for in the future AV, the fib dems will back it too The Lib Dems would be idiots to support AV (like they were last time) as they've supported PR forever, ...
by Ian Volante
Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 527
Views: 475736

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Good tribute bands are better to see live than the original band if that band was from the 70s or early 80s Better in what way though? If it's just about sound quality you might as well just listen to a recording and not see anyone live. I meant if you want see a live band then a tribute version of...
by Ian Volante
Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1757
Views: 2911703

Re: Politics in General

Marc Meakin wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:12 am Amirite that all the 4 leaders of the home nations and also the Republic of Ireland were not elected by the people?
Well yes, that's how our systems work. We elect a local rep who then choose an overall leader from within their ranks.
by Ian Volante
Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 821
Views: 1042120

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Tal Lessner wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:42 am Larry David at his weakest is still better and funnier than anybody else.
Wow, there's no accounting for taste! I've felt like the small bits of this and Seinfeld I've seen were arse-clenchingly boring to watch.
by Ian Volante
Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is TV making a comeback?
Replies: 3
Views: 4731

Re: Is TV making a comeback?

Streaming is certainly useful if I've missed a regular quiz or sporting fixture. I'll watch more slow telly then I ever did, and otherwise I'll likely watch old films versus most of the other crap that's available. More generally, I don't enjoy watching or listening to stuff that isn't live. Not sur...
by Ian Volante
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 495
Views: 594071

Re: What films have you watched lately?

I saw the Last Stand the other day. Sort of good fun, but struggled to tread the right line between enjoyable action and taking the piss out of itself, not necessarily getting it right.
by Ian Volante
Mon Mar 25, 2024 2:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 527
Views: 475736

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Mark James wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:50 am The Marchioness of Cholmondeley is better looking than Kate Middleton.
I like my women with more chin.
by Ian Volante
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1797
Views: 1883089

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Marc Meakin wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:01 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 1:34 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:13 pm Maybe in the future AI will stop cars going too closs
Why use AI when a simple distance sensor would do the job?
That's what I meant, and if it cut the accelerator when activated it might encourage safer driving
That's not AI, is the point I'm making.
by Ian Volante
Tue Mar 19, 2024 1:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1797
Views: 1883089

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:13 pm Maybe in the future AI will stop cars going too closs
Why use AI when a simple distance sensor would do the job?
by Ian Volante
Mon Mar 18, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1797
Views: 1883089

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

I understand it to maintain the distance which is the same as the distance between two chevrons. This seems beyond many drivers in any case.
by Ian Volante
Thu Mar 07, 2024 12:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Should I be worried?
Replies: 11
Views: 16789

Re: Should I be worried?

Might be something to do with the lack of https. I'm unable to visit a different forum from my work machine which doesn't have this feature; I presume I can only use this place because it's either set up better, or it's locally hosted.
by Ian Volante
Mon Mar 04, 2024 1:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 733
Views: 565511

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Jon O'Neill wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 10:05 pm Sun King is a blatant rip off of Albatross and these are two totally separate and distinct songs.
Inspired by I'd say. I doubt they set out to copy it.
by Ian Volante
Thu Feb 29, 2024 1:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1857
Views: 1494253

Re: Ask Graeme?

Philip A wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:09 pm How many people have won a Countdown teapot and a Mastermind glass bowl?
Isabelle Heward is the one I'm aware of. May well be others. Geoff Thomas marginally missed doing the double, arguably failing at the easier task.
by Ian Volante
Tue Feb 27, 2024 12:38 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Words You Would Have Thought...
Replies: 481
Views: 322611

Re: Words You Would Have Thought...

Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 2:22 pmLimbic.
Not just me then.
by Ian Volante
Thu Feb 22, 2024 1:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Replies: 283
Views: 175826

Re: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics

I can fully understand why existing athletes are whinging about this idea, as they've practised for a long time to perfect the take-off. If it becomes just a long jump event rather than a long jump from as close to an arbitary line as possible, then it simply renders a lot of their work obsolete. D...
by Ian Volante
Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Replies: 283
Views: 175826

Re: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics

I can fully understand why existing athletes are whinging about this idea, as they've practised for a long time to perfect the take-off. If it becomes just a long jump event rather than a long jump from as close to an arbitary line as possible, then it simply renders a lot of their work obsolete. Do...
by Ian Volante
Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Replies: 283
Views: 175826

Re: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics

I reckon if the enhanced games happen then sub 2 hours will happen If you're happy to count that then why not count Kipchoge's sub-2? Why wasn't it official then? He had pacemakers, and if I remember right, was shielded from air resistance by a vehicle in front of him too, not to mention shoes that...
by Ian Volante
Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1797
Views: 1883089

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

What's that whole thing about when your ear goes PING and then you're deaf for a few seconds? Ive never experienced this but my step daughter (in her early thirties) says it happens whenever she hears a cat scarer I hate those bloody things. I thought they were supposed to be inaudible to humans? D...
by Ian Volante
Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1797
Views: 1883089

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Enfield council do it for free, seemingly based on concerns about fly tipping (source: https://www.enfield.gov.uk/news-and-events/2022/10/councils-free-bulky-waste-collection-service-goes-from-strength-to-strength). But a brief Google search suggests that's rare even among London boroughs. You can ...