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M. George Quinn

Jennifer is entitled to her opinion, Jason.

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True. There are some mean sons of bitches out there. Probably because you keep kicking them.

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Jason. That is brilliant.

This topic should be locked as it has nothing to do with either cheese or mushrooms.

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I've got nipples, Charlie, can you milk me?

I'm going to try and find some Yunnan. I don't suppose anywhere local will stock it. Do they post cheese?

Where can I get Chhurpi (Chhurpi) cheap (cheap)?

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Are there any cheeses made from the milk of really weird animals, like wombats or hamsters?

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Is that really Eva Braun?

No wonder she's dating a monkey.

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There's only one l in syphilitic but there's 56 es in "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'll never get to do that again".

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I know you said "famous person" but would I be able to go for a famous monkey?

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David O'Donnell wrote:When did you eat frog crap, big lad?

Oh, you know, these things happen, you're licking their back and you slip.

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Why did the mushroom leave the disco when it got busy?

Because there wasn't fungi in there.

I ate a mushroom once that tasted like frog crap. It was actually a toadstool.

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Carol is 134.

She keeps young looking by detoxing and drinking a pint of unicorn blood before breakfast.

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I think it would be good to ask for three from one of the rows that isn't the top and then three from any other row of your choice. So Carol has to choose between three large or no large. That's a neat idea but you're overcomplicating (that's not a word and I don't care) the request. You could just...

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Bless you, Jason. I get the feeling that you see the world in a different way to most of us and seem to get quite confused about humour in general. I don't think many on these boards get that excited about anything. You're proably best to read all posts in a smug but friendly monotone. The trouble i...

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I don't know what KOL is. I tried the link so don't crucify me (hey, it's that time of year) for not trying. RE. sudoku: I think it has more potential than it seems, even the ones that the Times rates as "super fiendish tricky bollocks" aren't really taking it to the next level. I never ne...

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Umm, (I don't like posting umm on a forum), I tried, but reacting feels more comfortable than beating my head with a breeze block. Umm.

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I kind of win but I think the post above should.

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I was just about to say DOLOMITE then noticed that Charlie got it then forgot it.

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Jason Larsen wrote:I can introduce myself very well, though.

In all sincerity, that's a very good talent to have.

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You'd be able to recognise me because every time I visit the US I write "Are you Jason Larsen?" on my forehead, with a marker.

I wouldn't say hi, though, I'd probably say "hi-dee-doo-dee" to demonstrate how amusing I am.

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He also has a pet cow called Bo.

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I can't remember him in that Fort Boyard thing but I do remember he hosted a very crappy daytime quiz show. He's in that sit-com with Lee Mack which is pretty funny. His stand-up acts pretty unique and often hilarious. Since he does so much wordplay a lot of his jokes get passed around the internet ...

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Ha, jinx , Craig. She has just got it some other way.

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(25*4-10)*7+9=639

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Too late. I like to guess the names of the contestants before the show starts. This has been totally ruined for me now.

George

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I suck so I haven't got a teapot.

The best thing in the goody bag is the countdown sound-maker from the game. Go into shops, ask people awkward questions and set it off while waiting for them to answer (clockesque arm movements optional).

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If proper nouns are allowed then you do have an anagram.

CORBY
BUILDERS

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I've been offline for a couple of days so I've just seen your progress. David has it pretty much spot on. We went for mansion, too. I think the sharing of a letter was just a coincidence. Here's the game on the other forum: http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=246460&forum=101&...

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A good friend of mine and also Australia's leading con man (http://www.conman.com.au/) came up with this puzzle/game over on one of the magic forums I visit. I thought it would be just the kind of thing that might go down well over here. So here it is in his own words: Tricky Nick wrote: What is the...

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Interesting fact for the day.

Moe the bartender from the Simpsons is based on Rich Hall.

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16!

Last clue gave it away, to me.

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Corby wrote:Pictures?

Funniest one word post to a forum ever.

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I agree with the big lad. Merciless trollery that should really be reserved for people who use words like cognoscenti.

After I stop laughing Corby and Jim disgust me.

Seriously though, I know what you mean, good point.

George

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Ha, Corby and his great big spoon. Thanks for the support, folks, but if it will save a lot of arguing can I just say I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I spoiled the outcome of Tim's susequent games, I didn't do it on purpose just as you didn't spoil the outcome of his first game for anyone on purpose. As I w...

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You only sent him an e-mail? That's where you went wrong. After he won his last game I sent him a bouquet of flowers and a stripper.

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M. George Quinn wrote:DECURION??

That's not a word, stupid.

Sorry, thought it was some kind of ancient Roman but it's not in.

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DECURION??

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DaveC wrote: Hey just think, if this forum was used as part of the corpus we could use start using the non-word OCTOCHAMP as our spoilerspace. Boost it's hit count in no time. Based on Google hits how's about.

In that case, shouldn't we just use freeporn as our spoilerspace?

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Oops, when I said "current champion" I was referring to swimming, again.

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Oops, yes, I meant current champion.

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I do do the occasional grown-up show (when I say adult it sounds dodgy).

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I say go for it Jason.

I tried it once. Unfortunately, halfway across I got too tired so I turned around and swam back.

George

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Current challenger Tim (from the valleys) is very softly spoken which seemed to be causing a few problems. Although, at one point Tim couldn't hear what Carol said, she couldn't handle the irony, got quite stroppy and started shouting letters.

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Cheers, I only just found this. It's quite depressing. I did really lose it in the middle round. I don't know a lot of interesting words like most of the geniuses here but tampers, classier and operate should have been within my grasp even with my limited vocabulary. I'd have still lost, though, the...

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I love the Monty Hall problem. When the puzzle was originally posed there where several eminent mathematicians arguing it was 50/50. It's really quite simple to grasp when explained clearly (such as Mr Bentley did) but I think it throws most at first.

George

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Wahey, we got there eventually.

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post made me laugh.

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Your funny

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Shouldn't we be talking about this on the cheese board?

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No, but it's an it.

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"It's"
That one confuses me. If your cat is neutered can you say "it's tail"?

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Stilton here, too.

I do like roquefort, as well.

There are some nice Irish cheeses, Cashel make a good blue and there are some fine smoked applewood cheeses knocking around.

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Cheers.

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When I was sitting there waiting for it all to begin I saw a little beige gizmo on Des' desk. I don't know if it was a hearing aid or his earpiece but I do remember thinking that it was so tiny it would be really easy to swallow. Then I spent the next few minutes imagining what kind of drama would t...

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David O'Donnell wrote: One away appears to be as close as you can get which is irritating because I have spent 15 minutes trying to get this one when a quick solver check would have saved me the effort!

How do you do a quick solver check?

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Ah yes, the fun we have. I don't bother with h test. I stick a navigators compass into each of the eyeballs of anyone I meet and work it out from there. Like yourself, I just have a bit of craic with the stereotypes and bigotry. I either get a laugh or a slap. Ian's on today. I beat him in the green...

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Oh dear, Reductio ad Hitlerum. Godwin's law broken, argument over.

Whenever I hear the word irony misused I always think of Ed Byrne's set about the Alison Morrisette song. 10,000 spoons, hilarious.

George

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Ha, and you could've picked a more appropriate smiley.

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Oops, I'm lagging. No that wasn't me. I'm based in Belfast. I do get to some backward places in my travels, though:

http://www.omagh.gov.uk/culture_leisure ... .php?id=20

George

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I think it was on QI it was noted that the actual spelling is crack but it didn't sound Irish enough to display in a Paddy pub. For the natives that are still bothered enough to care I showed which foot I kick with by misspelling Begorra and then pronouncing an/a "h" all in one fell swoop....

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Craic?! Isn't that a made up word by the English? Ha, yes, that was me. I was conmanned. I've always known that I'm a loser but was delighted to have it confirmed on national TV. On the plus side, I've just gone and shaved that stupid goatee off. You're right, I completely fell to bits in the middle...

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