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M. George Quinn

I bet it was the same guy who drinks all the milk and leaves the tv on standby.

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Happy Birthday
Damian, Conor, Dan and Raccoon boy.

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Drew and Carey

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I actually meant Jade Goody and Jenny Powell are twins, Jason. Now you mention it, Bradley Walsh could be related too. Maybe they're triplets? I think in triplets you usually have an even number of each sex. Not sure, ask Corby.

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Cat and Cat too

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Are you sure? They're like twins those two.

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I don't care I'm far too busy going aaaaaaaaaaaaawww woook likkle kittens awww they're so cute. Shoot the vermin. Heh Nah, I've a cat. He smells. Call them cock and balls. I dunno, what you asking us lot for? We're socially defunct. We like letters in orders, that's really sad. See how far you can t...

M. George Quinn

In some threads everyone suffers from it.

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I am hoping it's both and am awaiting the killing spree with much anticipation.

(Are there any other sprees you can go on apart from killing and shopping?)

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The procrastination station
The boy's room (nip in for a wii)
The sweat pit.
The sanity trap
Flagon's den

Going on from the raccoon's wife's idea: The uncommon room

M. George Quinn

Like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?

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Jason, surely the next podcast will be long gone by January.

I don't think they're really only doing 1 per person per year.

So maybe they can do the ducky song next time and the other one in January. Hopefully it will be a video podcast with dressing up and dancing.

M. George Quinn

Chris Corby wrote: I can't believe you don't recognise irony even when it jumps up and bites you on the bum.

I thought it was sarcasm.

The Eiffel Tower is irony.

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I think they should sing that one you wrote to the rubber ducky tune.

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Michael is lieing.

I listened to it with his wife and he didn't like it one bit.

I enjoyed it. it was quite random.

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I'm stuck on 4 & 6

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Jason Larsen wrote: Judy's old slot.

Lovely

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Hermione

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Quite correct, Jason. Farts are invisible and therefore impossible to paint.

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Nah, they're my favourite but I'm no good at either.

I'm more surprised that our paths haven't crossed due to the stupid amount of beer guzzling we both seem to do.

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I graduated from Cambridge with a Double First, finishing 2nd in a class of 81. My much-beleaguered dissertation was in the top 8 for the year and won an "Outstanding Dissertation" prize, despite the best efforts of my supervisor to avoid reading it. Personal highlight was the final paper...

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Chess then scrabble.

I really like Risk, though.

Where are the classics?
Hungry Hippos, Operation, Guess Who, Ker-plunk...

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(1,4,2)

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Ha! I noticed that correction. Was it the one about not having two of the same numbers within the dotted boxes as well as all the usual ways? I remember thinking that it wasn't explained properly then noticing they had sorted it out. Obviously, I don't fall into the uniquely talented section of the ...

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I finally got the answer to wolf yesterday and did a little dance then noticed Joseph had already got it and sunk into a whiskey-fuelled depression. I remember my dad showing me this clue from the Times, as a kid, and I thought it was beezer: _______ the Titanic didn't _______ the Titanic. (7) George

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Because I haven't seen the final yet.

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Yeah,I missed it too. Was too busy looking at alternate definitions of down and thinking about boobies.

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BOUNCY BOOBIES fits better (especially if they're on a bouncy castle)

Hee, hee, I said boobies.

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I was thinking along those lines, too.

helium balloon?

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Damian E wrote: We have tried David Mitchell, but he thought you were all c****, so no joy.

See, my memory isn't that bad. It even has a profanity filter.

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Haooy Birthday Ben and Kirk

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I think I remember Damian saying that they asked him but he thought we were all twits or something like that.

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The hearts was one of the last ones I got which was rather odd since I work with cards on a regular basis.

The nun one is pretty easy. Love has a tennisy definition in crosswords.

I'd never heard of that word for a marble but the clue was very straightforward so I took a shot.

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HaBi, Joseph.

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Ha! I still haven't got any of Michael's clues but have finished David's crossword.

I thought "Grounds for flogging" was quite interesting because it was sort of twice removed from the definition. Does that make sense?

Anyhow, meant to be working. I'll be back later to try again.

George

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I wrote a few cryptic crosswords for my uni newspaper. The first one was a bit of a shambles but I managed to give the next one rotational symmetry and it looked quite good. (No huge expanses of black ink either). I'd like to hear more about MiMaCo's techniques for creating them. I started with the ...

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Was that some kind of jibe?

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Can you do anything with this, JL?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

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Ha! I couldn't work out if he was joking or not either.

Perhaps you should add some kind of code on the rare occasions when you're not taking the piss.

[reallyisawolf]Like this?[/reallyisawolf]

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Thanks JB. I'll look into that.

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I love it!

Is it his theme song? Is it this months offering to the countdown crew?

What tune should it be sung to?

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I didn't want a sodding teapot anyhow.

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Happy Birthday, Tom.
A belated Happy Birthday to David.

Thanks for all your good wishes. You love me, you really love me.

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I was thinking of him more as a metaphorical marionette but let's go with your poignant imagery.

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OK. I give up. That's it.

Congratulations. Jason Larsen is a creation of real comic genius can the puppeteer now step forward.

Corby?

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<3 Is that a heart on its side or a visible fart from an invisible bottom? (Sorry for using the f-word JL) I thought this thread had been deleted. I was kind of glad since my stagename is now on the same page as our collective filth. Prospective customers will no doubt be delighted to come across t...

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I don't think your friend means they literally haven't heard of cereal just that porridge is the proper thing to eat so they deny the existence of Frosties. I reckon if you question her daily on the matter (and perhaps write a few inquisitive poems) the truth will prevail. We do have "Cheerios&...

M. George Quinn

So, do you reckon Des will read these out?

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There was a young fellow from Omagh,
Whose nervousness was a misnomer,
It’s not nerves, if you please,
He’s just had the DTs,
Since he drank himself into a coma.

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There was a young fellow called Jason,
Who for each thought he had he would race on
To the countdown board,
And leave us all floored,
With an enthusiastic explanation.

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Ha, I like how he put in the "..." to suggest he had the good taste to stop there. When we all know it was really just because he can't rhyme Fritzl.

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Corby started it with his Susie poem. I was trying to outcorby, Corby. You can say anything in a limerick. Them's the rules.

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I would love to boink Carol Vorderman,
I just don't think I can afford her, man.
That's quite a bugger,
I'll just have to drug her,
Then smuggle her over the border, man.

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Missing out the answers already given. (Although, I didn't know that many of them). 1. The Peak District 8. There was a couple I thought it might be so I flipped a coin and am going for: Hamlet 9. Celebrity chefs. 16. I think it's a trick question and I'm supposed to go for red but in fact there's m...

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Ginger Baker was better than Keith Moon.

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That's great, Jason. Will you be writing another poem? You know I was reading in the paper today that a collection of poems by the famous poet William McGonagall are being auctioned and are expected to raise from £4,500-£6,500! I think if Des doesn't read them out you should publish. Whenever I want...

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Martin Gardner wrote:
Jason Larsen wrote:No, I like her and I think the reason why she hasn't been responding to me lately is because she has been so busy.
Do you get that response from a lot of women, Jason?

What response?

I agree with Jason, you're all very confusing people.

George

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Some say Des can no longer rock,
But he still gives the ladies a shock,
At 3:25,
They all come alive,
When he shows them his big, shiny clock.

M. George Quinn

Calm down, chief.

Nobody is really going to a kick a puppy, it's a joke.

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