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by James S Roper
Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 33672

Re: Mondegreens

In Dead or Alive's 'You Spin me Round', instead of hearing 'All I know is that to me', I kept hearing 'You look like a vasectomy'. I don't know why either.
by James S Roper
Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday March 31st 2014
Replies: 32
Views: 6793

Re: Spoilers For Monday March 31st 2014

Paul Erdunast wrote:I think I got my first ever 13-max that game - unless there was a 7 in the TAIPAN round.
TZARINA?
by James S Roper
Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday March 18th 2014 (S70 P48)
Replies: 15
Views: 4209

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday March 18th 2014 (S70 P48)

Sad to see Ruth beaten in her third game by someone called Cliff as I know the feeeling! Is he the first tie-wearer since Roger Edwards? In the first numbers I saw Rachel's way first, then (100+10-8)x(7-1)+8 as an alt. VOMITED as one of the alts to VENOMED. I stupidly missed the 9, sticking on ATOM...
by James S Roper
Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday March 17th 2014
Replies: 11
Views: 4045

Re: Spoilers For Monday March 17th 2014

Max game. Woop woop :D
by James S Roper
Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:03 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 222
Views: 149072

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Rhys Benjamin wrote:2014-03-08 12:54:09 Jen Steadman says: YOU@RE A LARGE SHIT!!!
2014-03-08 12:54:14 Rhys Benjamin entered the room!
Doesn't really work if you came in the room after.
by James S Roper
Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday March 6th 2014 (S70 P44)
Replies: 8
Views: 1914

Re: Spoilers for Thursday March 6th 2014 (S70 P44)

Joe Hammill's an apterite from back in 2011.
by James S Roper
Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:39 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC FOR ANY OTHER REASON]
Replies: 604
Views: 317569

Re: Is Apterous down?

I think it is, though could just be my computer.
by James S Roper
Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:33 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: The Apterous handicap. Is it just me?
Replies: 23
Views: 7657

Re: The Apterous handicap. Is it just me?

David Barnard wrote:If you do better in front of the TV then you must max game after game as I remember you went through a terrific improvement didn't you? Ay, ay?
Stop feeding the fire. What's happened, happened.
by James S Roper
Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:53 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: aptoSOS.04
Replies: 14
Views: 6936

Re: aptoSOS.04

Any thoughts on switching to the new 15 format? I'm fairly indifferent but I suppose it seems logical. Please do! I dislike Old 15s immensely! Or we could go to the 9 round with 14 finals? Seeming as it's a simulation of more current series, it would seem more apt to just go for the current 15R's. ...
by James S Roper
Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:49 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CoStAl - Countdown in St. Albans - Saturday 12th July 2014
Replies: 104
Views: 39000

Re: CoStAl - Countdown in St. Albans - Saturday 12th July 20

Here's hoping, now I won't be going to Reading....
by James S Roper
Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: They say you learn something new everyday.....
Replies: 8
Views: 3355

Re: They say you learn something new everyday.....

I learnt that the J in Michael J. Fox stands for Andrew...... yup.
by James S Roper
Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday February 19th 2014
Replies: 29
Views: 5431

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday February 19th 2014

Jon Stitcher wrote:but doesn't really use it.
Do you mean that he's never used it or that he's played a couple of games under a pseudonym?
by James S Roper
Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday February 18th 2014 (S70 P32)
Replies: 24
Views: 5354

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday February 18th 2014 (S70 P32)

PISHOGUE and FUNICLE are the only vaguely interesting ones I have to offer, though they've already been said..... awesome game from both today.
by James S Roper
Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown Prize Money?
Replies: 12
Views: 4511

Re: Countdown Prize Money?

Whilst it sounds nice, I'd side with Mark there. Also, I think that it'd probably take the fun out of it slightly. Sure, a couple of apterites take it fairly seriously, but giving people something to compete for which could cause more efforts to cheat or henceforth might make the show slightly more ...
by James S Roper
Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Generous odds on a female?
Replies: 39
Views: 11446

Re: Generous odds on a female?

Steven M. McCann wrote:Ryan Taylor had 3 disallowed words in his first game!-unbelievable Jeff!
Pretty unbelievable to have words found both in the scrabble dictionary AND Oxford Dictionary disallowed (ie ECONOMIST). How does the dictionary work?
by James S Roper
Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:31 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COREA Saturday 19th April 2014
Replies: 39
Views: 15749

Re: COREA Saturday 19th April 2014

Once again proving that my geographical knowledge of the UK is fairly awful, I didn't realise this was fairly close to me.

I'll hopefully try to be there.
by James S Roper
Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:00 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1740
Views: 693296

Re: Ask Graeme?

0 max games.... Obviously the games where players scored 0 were zero max games I just wondered how many contestants scored 0 maxes in a game, did any player win whilst scoring 0 maxes, what's the fewest number of maxes a winner has scored, any games where neither player hit a max? I'm sure there's ...
by James S Roper
Sun Jan 26, 2014 6:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1740
Views: 693296

Re: Ask Graeme?

0 max games.... Obviously the games where players scored 0 were zero max games I just wondered how many contestants scored 0 maxes in a game, did any player win whilst scoring 0 maxes, what's the fewest number of maxes a winner has scored, any games where neither player hit a max? I'm sure there's ...
by James S Roper
Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
Replies: 417
Views: 116809

Re: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here

If I'm let on I intend on being on this series.
by James S Roper
Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:27 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC FOR ANY OTHER REASON]
Replies: 604
Views: 317569

Re: Is Apterous down?

Seems to be - entire website gone for me.
by James S Roper
Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
Replies: 306
Views: 95412

Re: - now a spam thread -

It'd probably be worth contacting a moderator to lock this now.
by James S Roper
Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Personality Of The Year
Replies: 85
Views: 16366

Re: Countdown Personality Of The Year

Is this still going?

Countdown: Conor Travers.
Apterous: Callum Todd.
C4C: Graeme Cole, how could it be anyone else?
by James S Roper
Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:07 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: The Apterous handicap. Is it just me?
Replies: 23
Views: 7657

Re: The Apterous handicap. Is it just me?

As a glance at my record shows, I'm a pretty useless player. However, I'm much worse on Apterous than I am in front of the television. I can rely on a steady number of 7s and the occasional 8 when watching Countdown, but on Apterous, it's always a relief to find a 6. Is it just me? Over about 150 s...
by James S Roper
Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)
Replies: 34
Views: 11592

Re: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)

Mark Deeks wrote:
James S Roper wrote:((9x8x6)+1+1)/2=167 for R9 - pretty chuffed with that!
That's 217
..... It is, and that's why I hate 6 small.
by James S Roper
Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:18 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)
Replies: 34
Views: 11592

Re: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)

((9x8x6)+1+1)/2=167 for R9 - pretty chuffed with that! Though well done Dylan for ending my 179 show winning streak against the TV :P.

Very well done both today, absolutely insane standard! Shame to see you go Gemma but good luck for 2014 onwards :)
by James S Roper
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday November 14th 2013 (S69 P92)
Replies: 13
Views: 1924

Re: Spoilers for Thursday November 14th 2013 (S69 P92)

PITHOI in R1, ERMINE/NERINE in R2, DEPURATES/DEPASTURE in R5, and ANTEROOM in R12. Good day on my front :D

Interesting to see the standards of non-apto challengers beginning to raise again.
by James S Roper
Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:40 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Replies: 114
Views: 57457

Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...

Julia Hayward wrote:...when you're watching Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. with the kids. Two characters are arguing over whether a mysterious vial contains antiserum or vaccine, and you instinctively side with the one who says ANTISERUM because it's a 9...
RUMINATES
by James S Roper
Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:04 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 222
Views: 149072

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

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by James S Roper
Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1740
Views: 693296

Re: Ask Graeme?

Dave Preece wrote:Soz mate!
Haha, 'tis cool.
by James S Roper
Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Jobs?
Replies: 34
Views: 10590

Re: Jobs?

I'm a vaguely-underachieving student.
by James S Roper
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:21 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1740
Views: 693296

Re: Ask Graeme?

Dave Preece wrote:Is Graeme still playing with us???

He's a busy man, give him all the time he needs.
by James S Roper
Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:49 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 222
Views: 149072

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Andy Platt wrote:Zarte: "To be honest, if you can't average 5 over ten letters rounds, you're gonna struggle with a Countdown audition"
Callum: "Or a book"
Dying xD
by James S Roper
Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday October 30th 2013 (S69 P81)
Replies: 6
Views: 1724

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday October 30th 2013 (S69 P81)

James Robinson wrote:I wonder if today's game is the biggest age gap between 2 contestants :?: :?:

66 years between the two :!: :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :shock: (In case you missed it earlier, Anne was 85 and Joe was 19.)
Must be.
by James S Roper
Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:42 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday October 29th 2013 (S69 P80)
Replies: 21
Views: 6309

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday October 29th 2013 (S69 P80)

Zarte Siempre wrote:If anyone can find any record of a Tom Conlon playing for Wimbledon, do let me know... cause I'm not convinced that that's his real name either atm (or backstory)

*X-Files music plays*
*Grabs popcorn*
by James S Roper
Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Appendicitis/'Grumbling' Appendix
Replies: 3
Views: 1189

Appendicitis/'Grumbling' Appendix

I know that I should theoretically be ok, but right now I'm suffering from slow symptoms of a 'grumbling' appendix, which is a milder form of appendicitis, where the appendix becomes slightly inflamed but eventually clears itself up, but pretty much shares the same symptoms. For anyone that's ever h...
by James S Roper
Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:43 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday October 28th 2013
Replies: 12
Views: 2428

Re: Spoilers For Monday October 28th 2013

Peter Mabey wrote:Was there IMPRECATE as a beater - forget which round :?

There was an X in the selection, so no, sadly.
by James S Roper
Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who would you like to see in DC?
Replies: 219
Views: 41439

Re: Who would you like to see in DC?

Dave Preece wrote:Former presenters — Des, Des and Jeff?

Carol Vorderman would defo be interesting!

She wanted to return in the 30th Birthday Championships apparently, but was told no. Personally I'm not going to think too much about which side of the story's true, but I doubt she's coming back.
by James S Roper
Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday October 21st 2013
Replies: 20
Views: 3767

Re: Spoilers For Monday October 21st 2013

Matthew Brockwell wrote:To end the speculation, I can confirm that Matthew Brockwell is my real name, and so is not anyone playing under a pseudonym. I guess not being on Facebook (at the moment) and hard(ish) to Google makes it difficult to track someone down :D .
Heh, sorry! :mrgreen:
by James S Roper
Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 22nd 2013 (S69 P75)
Replies: 13
Views: 1989

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 22nd 2013 (S69 P75)

sean d wrote:If the rumours are true opponent number 8 will be the legend that is Horace Horlicks.
I thought he'd failed his audition, though I may have misread/misheard.
by James S Roper
Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:01 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Replies: 114
Views: 57457

Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...

You get frustrated in Spanish and write n.a.w in your book, much to the confusing of my teachers.
by James S Roper
Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday October 21st 2013
Replies: 20
Views: 3767

Re: Spoilers For Monday October 21st 2013

Jordan F wrote:Is Bradley an apterite under a psuedonym or one of the best non-apterites in recent memory? I'm not sure.
I have an inkling that it's Matthew Brockwell, however correct me if I'm wrong.
by James S Roper
Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Coincidence
Replies: 224
Views: 80067

Re: Coincidence

Matt Morrison wrote:when Indra took me for a walk
by James S Roper
Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday October 14th 2013
Replies: 22
Views: 3992

Re: Spoilers For Monday October 14th 2013

FLORUITS in R1.

Shame to see Abdi 'cheat' again. Does anyone wonder if he knows what he's doing is wrong? Apparently Hansford hadn't a clue but I'm interested to see what people's brief views are on this, without trying to clutter the thread up of solely that.
by James S Roper
Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:58 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday October 11th 2013 (S69 P68)
Replies: 14
Views: 3072

Re: Spoilers for Friday October 11th 2013 (S69 P68)

Dave Preece wrote:Or another attempt at cheating?

Explain?
by James S Roper
Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday October 11th 2013 (S69 P68)
Replies: 14
Views: 3072

Re: Spoilers for Friday October 11th 2013 (S69 P68)

SAGAMORE in R2 and APOLOGY in R7.

Well done to my mother as well for beating everyone (and me, which is rare :P ) in the studio to the conundrum. :D
by James S Roper
Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:21 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday October 8th 2013 (S69 P65)
Replies: 45
Views: 9707

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday October 8th 2013 (S69 P65)

Graeme Cole wrote:Today, many viewers were convinced that Abdi had Hansforded the crucial conundrum TENPACCIG. So much so, they all wrote to their MPs demanding that it be disallowed.

I think they misunderstood.
Haha, great spot.
by James S Roper
Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Calling All Wannabe Recappers!!
Replies: 486
Views: 216022

Re: Calling All Wannabe Recappers!!

On my travels through the forum, I couldn't help but notice last Friday's recap has not yet been done. I know Andy Platt is the regular Friday recapper these days, but due to holidays, Co:Leam etc, couldn't do September. Just wondering Andy if you are back on duty yet? :roll: Jordan F seems to thin...
by James S Roper
Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday October 8th 2013 (S69 P65)
Replies: 45
Views: 9707

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday October 8th 2013 (S69 P65)

Jon Corby wrote:the monitor should shut off on buzzing
That's a seriously good suggestion, apterous follows similarly. I'd suggest emailing Damian about that one.
by James S Roper
Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday October 7th 2013
Replies: 10
Views: 2076

Re: Spoilers For Monday October 7th 2013

SEAMOUNT in R8 and CAJEPUT in R13.

Am I the only one who's vaguely amused that today's opponent is C.Allum, which reads as Callum, which is also the name of the person she's playing :P
Nah, just me? Oh, ok then.
by James S Roper
Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Thursday October 3rd 2013 (Series 69, Prelim 62)
Replies: 6
Views: 1466

Thursday October 3rd 2013 (Series 69, Prelim 62)

Really sorry guys, I had to rush some of this. Good Evening, I'm here in place of your favourite James R today to instead write today's recap. :mrgreen: Countdown recap for Thursday 3 October 2013. C1: Champion Callum Todd (4 wins, 333 points.) C2: Challenger Ben Hendry. From Scotland, but I can't ...
by James S Roper
Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday September 30th 2013
Replies: 5
Views: 1174

Re: Spoilers For Monday September 30th 2013

Ask Graeme: When was the last time a teaser answer came up later in the same game? It was a bit like Sunday's Daily Duel where a conundrum came up as a words round later. Today I got one of the alt 8s though (stumpier) and didn't spot the numpties again. Jon Stitcher had one in the round after when...
by James S Roper
Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Friday 27th September 2013 (Series 69, Prelim 58)
Replies: 1
Views: 967

Friday 27th September 2013 (Series 69, Prelim 58)

Good Evening :) Sorry that your usual poster Andy Platt can't make it today, I instead will stand in and upload my second recap. Countdown recap for Friday 27 September 2013. C1: Champion Ritch Greenwood (2 wins, 150 points.) From Blackpool, in the Manchester Fire Service. C2: Challenger Callum Todd...
by James S Roper
Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday September 27th 2013
Replies: 6
Views: 1695

Re: Spoilers for Friday September 27th 2013

Jordan F wrote:Join...Andy if he's back, for the recap later.
As far as I know I'm doing it today, but not watching the show until around 4.30ish so expect the recap any time between 5 and 6.30 BST.
by James S Roper
Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Octochamp Conundrum Difficulty (The Unauthorized Sequel)
Replies: 10
Views: 3839

Re: Octochamp Conundrum Difficulty (The Unauthorized Sequel)

Andy Platt wrote:lol, who the fuck voted me

Yeah, my bad, I read it as hardest.
by James S Roper
Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Calling All Wannabe Recappers!!
Replies: 486
Views: 216022

Re: Calling All Wannabe Recappers!!

James Robinson wrote:I'm out next Thursday (October 3), so that recap is up for grabs. Does anyone want to swap shifts or just take it up :?:

All enquiries welcome. 8-)
I'll take it. :)
by James S Roper
Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:13 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Best ever contestants
Replies: 509
Views: 359722

Re: Best ever contestants

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Dave Preece wrote:Any suggestions to make this more accurate are more than welcome...
You can start by telling us how this one was compiled.
Like
by James S Roper
Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday September 11th 2013 (S69 P46)
Replies: 14
Views: 3331

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday September 11th 2013 (S69 P46)

Isn't Natalie Corriette an apterite, so the record run of apterites continues?
by James S Roper
Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Eight prelim wins?
Replies: 3
Views: 1319

Re: Eight prelim wins?

What Johnny said ^ plus 'octochamp' suits as it has 9 letters, pentachamp has 10 so it would look slightly more out of place. :)
by James S Roper
Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:21 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday September 9th 2013
Replies: 21
Views: 5151

Re: Spoilers For Monday September 9th 2013

STOMPIEST in R13

R6 Numbers alternative (100+25+3+2)x4, that's providing Jen did it differently as I missed that.... well played! Great score, is gonna be a treat to see you, Zarte, Dylan and Gemma in the semi's :D
by James S Roper
Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:39 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday September 5th 2013 (S69 P42)
Replies: 11
Views: 3394

Re: Spoilers for Thursday September 5th 2013 (S69 P42)

Isn't it happening more and more due to fewer good applicants? This is why I don't see a problem in you re-appearing Dan — but you do? 5 series isn't that long a gap plus he's seemingly travelling the world currently so it's likely he's too busy. This also taking into account that he may just not w...