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by Charlie Reams
Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:41 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Good idea for a variant?
Replies: 277
Views: 38969

Re: Good idea for a variant?

This thread has been superseded by the new ticket system. I'll migrate old variant ideas to the ticket system in the next few days.
by Charlie Reams
Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:40 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

This thread has been superseded by the new ticket system. I'll migrate old feature requests to the ticket system in the next few days.
by Charlie Reams
Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:39 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 486271

Re: Bug reports

This thread has been superseded by the new ticket system. I'll migrate old bugs to the ticket system in the next few days.
by Charlie Reams
Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:51 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 486271

Re: Bug reports

Thomas Carey wrote:How come UNADVERTISED is in and UNADVERTIZED isn't?
If I remember rightly, advertise is a back-formation from advertisement, so there's no advertize etc.
by Charlie Reams
Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Photo Dump
Replies: 343
Views: 55805

Re: C4C Photo Dump

Request for more self-injury and fewer fat people.
by Charlie Reams
Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:35 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Tournament formats
Replies: 36
Views: 8906

Re: Tournament formats

I call the rules CoGood and CoJeff. lol. The problem with the Bristol format IMO is that, while you theoretically get to play more games, the whole thing gets bogged down with the overheads of looking up 30 different phonies every round etc and ends up being slower. And giving everyone the same con...
by Charlie Reams
Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:37 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally
Replies: 89
Views: 17850

Re: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/211602_1222690142_1521120_n.jpg "Charlie Moron you realy need to have a word with yourself, do you honestly think anyone on here or anywhere eles for that matter, actually give two monkeys what comes out of your silly mouth? Maybe 1 day you will be ...
by Charlie Reams
Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: RIP Cecil Korer
Replies: 7
Views: 1489

Re: RIP Cecil Korer

Julie T wrote:
Jon Corby wrote:Shit, who's gonna do the numbers targets now?
Explanation for more recent fans:

Carol used to refer to the numbers target generator as 'Cecil'.
lol
by Charlie Reams
Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:35 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: 2011 World Scrabble Championship
Replies: 15
Views: 4525

Re: 2011 World Scrabble Championship

This brings me back to the athletics discussion - why are people so obsessed with the idea that people have to "represent their country" in individual competitions? It makes some broad sense in this case I think. You need to have some way to decide who gets in and there isn't enough inter...
by Charlie Reams
Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally
Replies: 89
Views: 17850

Re: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally

Brian Moore wrote:Paul Zenon jumps several points in my estimation for his sticking the boot in.
Excellent. This is quite painful to watch.
by Charlie Reams
Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How close to a queue can you still overtake someone?
Replies: 7
Views: 1632

Re: How close to a queue can you still overtake someone?

I've noticed that people here are less concerned about things like this. People will routinely stand right in front of you while you're waiting for a train, for example, or angle their shopping trolley just in front of you at the last moment before a queue. You're expected to hustle a bit. Also peop...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Chapsticks
Replies: 12
Views: 2314

Re: Chapsticks

Matt Morrison wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:I find the hole concept disgusting.
That's why you're still a virgin.
Disgusting literally means "bad-tasting", so...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Chip Stacks
Replies: 4
Views: 1173

Re: Chip Stacks

Image
by Charlie Reams
Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally
Replies: 89
Views: 17850

Re: Paul Zenon vs Psychic Sally

Jon Corby wrote:Could she possibly win any kind of libel case?
Nah. These frauds never take it to court because they don't want to be asked about their "powers" while under oath. Reminds me of the Dawkins astrology interview (good bit starts at about 8 mins).
by Charlie Reams
Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Chapsticks
Replies: 12
Views: 2314

Re: Chapsticks

I find the whole concept disgusting.
by Charlie Reams
Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:47 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 486271

Re: Bug reports

Not necessarily a bug, and I'm not sure whether similar things have been mentioned before, but I find it very strange that someone can jump to 65th in the weekly Pro Ranks [/b] by only playing three games against his mate who is also a trial member. You're right, it's not exactly a bug but it is an...
by Charlie Reams
Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:38 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cake forks
Replies: 24
Views: 2880

Re: Cake forks

If for some reason I had to eat cake, I would eat it with a cake fork.
by Charlie Reams
Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How tired are you today?
Replies: 21
Views: 4632

Re: How tired are you today?

I get awoken at 6.45 sharp every morning by a morbidly obese Ecuadorian woman screaming at her son, and next door's dog who barks incessantly for around 8 hours a day. So I am permanently tired.
by Charlie Reams
Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1767648

Re: Politics in General

Rhys Benjamin wrote: 141 Jail places left. Think. That's my whole village. One hundred and forty one. That's more than many people think.
lol
by Charlie Reams
Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1767648

Re: Politics in General

Children who illegally smoke/do drugs should be heavily punished. Why and how? It's unlikely they'll have the money to pay a fine (you'd have to fine the parents and, although you may argue that parents should keep tabs on what their children are doing, you can't monitor everything they do), the pr...
by Charlie Reams
Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Do you still watch Countdown?
Replies: 35
Views: 8484

Re: Do you still watch Countdown?

I would like to see more responses to this poll, it's really quite interesting.
by Charlie Reams
Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1767648

Re: Politics in General

Rhys Benjamin wrote:Economic Left/Right: 4.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.69
I always find this combination particularly baffling. You want the government to be small and stay out of business but also micromanage the lives of every citizen? What does that even mean?
by Charlie Reams
Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:51 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: General feedback
Replies: 284
Views: 53235

Re: General feedback

Cool. So if it is updating they *are* still clicking on pages. THat's useful to know, thanks! Or they may have left the page open in some tab and forgotten about it (do normal people do this?). Oh right. So it isn't just a page load that is monitored but a constant update that they are still viewin...
by Charlie Reams
Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:42 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: General feedback
Replies: 284
Views: 53235

Re: General feedback

Matt Morrison wrote:Cool. So if it is updating they *are* still clicking on pages. THat's useful to know, thanks!
Or they may have left the page open in some tab and forgotten about it (do normal people do this?).
by Charlie Reams
Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:46 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: General feedback
Replies: 284
Views: 53235

Re: General feedback

Charlie, how does "last seen" work on the website? I'm really well behaved when it comes to trying to play tourney games to the point where I monitor people's profiles for periods, but several times when I've got excited about constantly-updating "last seen" dates nothing happen...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:20 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

Just posting some things that have been emailed to me so I can have them all in the same place. Not necessarily implying that I advocate these. I was wondering whether you could do something about the bronze, silver and normal pencils, because on the Items page all three of these link to the same UR...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:32 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: University Challenge 2011/12
Replies: 89
Views: 19654

Re: University Challenge 2011/12

YESSSSSSSSS!
by Charlie Reams
Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:40 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

Nick Deller wrote:The variants help page is a bit behind the times and quite a few of the newer variants aren't described. Is an update planned at some point?
MATTHEW! *shakes fist*
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: 10 ways to improve Countdown Viewing Figures
Replies: 61
Views: 10875

Re: 10 ways to improve Countdown Viewing Figures

Also, replace Jeff with Idris Elba and Rachel with Angelina Jolie, then change it from a game show into an action movie set in the mean streets of Boston in the 1980s. Danny Elfman to remix the theme tune. Tag line: "Countdown... to destruction!!"

Viewing figures would skyrocket.
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:23 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

Request for an addition to the already jam-packed Statland: I'd be curious to see a leaderboard of the top 30 players who've declared the most valid 9s in Normal variant, ODE play, listing how many 9s they've declared. I have a feeling Innis will be top, but behind him, I'm not sure. Possible exten...
by Charlie Reams
Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:48 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 5
Replies: 216
Views: 42702

Re: Pointless Series 5

Hey guys, this thread is pretty... POINTLESS!!!
by Charlie Reams
Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Classic posts
Replies: 152
Views: 24390

Re: Classic posts

by Charlie Reams
Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday September 23rd 2011
Replies: 49
Views: 5514

Re: Spoilers For Friday September 23rd 2011

Jon Corby wrote:(see Charlie in the last CoC for an example of a really shit player suddenly coming good for one game)
I know right! You got within 40 points of me, way above your normal standard. Very well done.

BTW this thread is gold.
by Charlie Reams
Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Bar Billiards
Replies: 6
Views: 1315

Re: Bar Billiards

Was he watching from home when he beat you?
by Charlie Reams
Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Lowest possible max in a letters round
Replies: 15
Views: 5165

Re: Lowest possible max in a letters round

Hmm. For the record the apterous tileset has 2 Ws.
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 295
Views: 98071

Re: Music

Not liking chart music isn't that unusual. It sounds like you just haven't found your niche yet. Who says I have to have a niche? It could be that I like performing music (playing/singing) but dislike listening to music. Listening to performance music probably falls somewhere in the middle. I thoug...
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 295
Views: 98071

Re: Music

Then again, I'm thinking of 'music' here mostly in the narrow sense of the stuff that's released into the charts. People singing / playing musical instruments can be OK as long as it's not too loud. Here's the big controversial no-no though: (I think) I could live without it (sorry ABBA). Not likin...
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 295
Views: 98071

Re: Music

I don't know if it holds true for music, but on the recent QI Stephen Fry said that, during experiments of pain tolerance, people could endure more pain in rooms that had works of art on the wall, as though the works of art had pain killing properties. It wouldn't surprise me if listening to music ...
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 295
Views: 98071

Re: Music

That sounds quite plausible. I know this isn't music-related, but I had a theory about ironing today, which is to all intents and purposes, a completely fucking retarded social convention. OR IS IT? Perhaps it is the case that ironed clothes simulate young, taut, fertile skin, whilst wrinkled cloth...
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:17 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Variant Ideas - a compendium
Replies: 13
Views: 2624

Re: Variant Ideas - a compendium

Charlie Reams wrote: My preference would be for people only to post in here if they want to clarify an idea above. New ideas or new riffs on the above belong in here still.
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 295
Views: 98071

Re: Music

It confers no genetic selection advantage on any level I can think of, unless it's just a really obtuse social construct. There is a bunch of theories about this, I don't know which one is currently popular, but my guess is that you have a pattern-recognition system in the brain, which obviously do...
by Charlie Reams
Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:42 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Variant Ideas - a compendium
Replies: 13
Views: 2624

Re: Variant Ideas - a compendium

Wow, this is somewhere between really cool and totally overwhelming. Good work Matthew.

My preference would be for people only to post in here if they want to clarify an idea above. New ideas or new riffs on the above belong in here still. But I expect the boundary to get blurred a little bit.
by Charlie Reams
Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:05 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Hypothetical music question
Replies: 21
Views: 1702

Re: Hypothetical music question

I mean it.
by Charlie Reams
Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:24 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Hypothetical music question
Replies: 21
Views: 1702

Re: Hypothetical music question

No more new topics this month please, Jason.
by Charlie Reams
Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:23 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Bruce Forsyth albums?
Replies: 18
Views: 3055

Re: Bruce Forsyth albums?

I'd rather take a flight from the UK to Switzerland.
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:50 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 486271

Re: Bug reports

Actually, in Goatdown duels, I think the goatletter is picked Rex style (i.e. picked to give the longest possible max word, but if several goatletters give the same max length, a goatletter which gives as few as possible alternatives, preferably a darren, will be picked). Prune's picking is differe...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:14 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 486271

Re: Bug reports

Just realised I'm ignoring my own advice against posting casual chat in here. Maybe time this topic got a reboot too.
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:59 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Autumn Tournament
Replies: 186
Views: 36088

Re: Apterous Autumn Tournament

Ben, PM me when the tourney games are done and I'll retrofit the ones that have already been played.
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:47 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

A Numbers Interface plea. Please, for my sanity, can the Numbers Rounds be changed so that you automatically declare the exact target (and thus get a chance to enter your solution via the number-clicking) if you have otherwise made no declaration. (In other worse, you should automatically start in ...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:02 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

It would be interesting for someone to go through this topic and pick out everything which was suggested but didn't happen (except for things I explictly said no to). I might do it myself if no one else feels like it. I've thought about doing that a couple of times, half to be useful and half to de...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:51 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 486271

Re: Bug reports

Matt Morrison wrote: the max for that round (or at least one of the maxes) will invariably always (I believe) use the final, computer picked, letter.
Huh, I'd never thought about this bit of emergent behaviour. Neat!
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:55 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 486271

Re: Bug reports

Same problem as Mark - my pencil-fest only shows the first 830 rounds I played, so four of my pencils have disappeared (PAPPARDELLE, AVADAVATS, UTILITIES and GOOEYNESSES). The pencils have been added to my display case, but the Lexplorer entries for them still say they're unpencilled. Is there any ...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:41 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Good idea for a variant?
Replies: 277
Views: 38969

Re: Good idea for a variant?

Oh, and incidentally, if anyone could explain to me what YAKBV means (since it appears five times in this thread, and I'm still none the wiser), that would be appreciated. Yet Another Kirk Bevins Variant? Originally it was Yet Another Kirk Bevins Vehicle, but yours works too. I coined it to denote ...
by Charlie Reams
Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:37 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

It would be interesting for someone to go through this topic and pick out everything which was suggested but didn't happen (except for things I explictly said no to). I might do it myself if no one else feels like it.
by Charlie Reams
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:41 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

Innis's idea for Nasty Letters was to work in the No E's idea that I mentioned a few posts back. I think it's a good idea, as, as of right now, nasty letters are no different. The problem with that is that it would make the current high scores for any Nasty format with letters basically invincible....
by Charlie Reams
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:29 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Autumn Tournament
Replies: 186
Views: 36088

Re: Apterous Autumn Tournament

Adam Gillard wrote:
Ben Wilson wrote:...in need of a good name
Would you welcome suggestions at this late stage?
Falldown?

Don't panic guys, it's not technically an American spelling.
by Charlie Reams
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:12 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Good idea for a variant?
Replies: 277
Views: 38969

Re: Good idea for a variant?

Will apterous ever incorporate team games into the interface (whether it be 2v2, 3v3 etc, or even an 'expert challenge' style system where several low rated players would team up to take on a single high rated player)? Probably a bitch to program, like, and there would be lots of things to consider...
by Charlie Reams
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:07 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 471550

Re: Feature requests

Mark Deeks wrote:Innis's idea for Nasty Letters was to work in the No E's idea that I mentioned a few posts back. I think it's a good idea, as, as of right now, nasty letters are no different.
The problem with that is that it would make the current high scores for any Nasty format with letters basically invincible.
by Charlie Reams
Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:58 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: A load of old tats
Replies: 17
Views: 9613

A load of old tats

Do any of you nerds have a tattoo or other interesting body mod? If so, pix plz.