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- Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 921
- Views: 475530
Re: People you shouldn't trust
People who snort when they laugh.
- Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:02 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Grand Final Spoilers for Friday 24th December 2021
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2133
Re: Grand Final Spoilers for Friday 24th December 2021
(utilising my executive veto)
- Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:16 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: OSCAR PISTORIUS............
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4090
Re: OSCAR PISTORIUS............
Homicide just means you killed someone. Doesn't necessarily mean you meant to.Steven M. McCann wrote:So Culpable Homicide isn't murder? I stand corrected.
- Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:40 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: OSCAR PISTORIUS............
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4090
Re: OSCAR PISTORIUS............
He didn't commit murder!Steven M. McCann wrote:5 years, out in 10 months, they certainly make an example of murderers in South Africa!
- Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:43 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 759
- Views: 473913
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
I was on stage in my old school assembly hall with Innis Carson, playing the Countdown board game. When it was his deal, he dealt me [don't ask] a hand full of circular pieces of paper about the size of a road tax disc, most of which had the same floral pattern on, interspersed with some important l...
- Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:24 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Marathon
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3894
- Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:23 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1615
- Views: 723684
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Matt Morrison wrote:my absolutely immediate response was (honestly) to assume it was a chick with a dick.
Not many forums can make that leap within two posts. Good work team.Graeme Cole wrote:n! = (n+1)!/(n+1)
works for all n >= 0.
- Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:01 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1615
- Views: 723684
- Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:01 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Tickets for the finals
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4217
Re: Tickets for the finals
This certainly isn't the first time. If that's any comfort.
- Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:14 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Numbers Game Suggestion
- Replies: 10
- Views: 5029
Re: Countdown Numbers Game Suggestion
I'd prefer just adding an End Round Early feature.
- Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:31 am
- Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
- Topic: Monday 22nd September 2014 (series 71, prelim 50)
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1894
Re: Monday 22nd September 2014 (series 71, prelim 50)
PREPASTE is valid in Scrabble, so it wasn't an outlandish shout if Dolly likes her board games.
- Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:00 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4Cers in Other Media
- Replies: 166
- Views: 30355
Re: C4Cers in Other Media
Xylophone?
- Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:38 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 759
- Views: 473913
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
gayboIan Volante wrote:I was in some random foreign town with my korfball team, but at one point, we were all sat outside a bar, and Mark Deeks was there, and had decided to get the liquid out of a small bottle of gin by making a hole in the bottom of it rather than using the lid. Out of practice I assume.
- Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
- Replies: 390
- Views: 256383
Re: Countdown Lookalikes?
Gavin Chipper wrote:That's high treason. I'm mortally offended.
- Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:06 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
- Replies: 390
- Views: 256383
- Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
- Replies: 390
- Views: 256383
- Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:47 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COLIN XI- Countdown in Lincoln, 24-25 January 2015
- Replies: 133
- Views: 37428
- Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:24 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
- Topic: Monday September 1st 2014 (series 71, prelim 37)
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2491
Re: Monday September 1st 2014 (series 71, prelim 37)
There's no 3 in round 3 yet it's in the solutions twice
- Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:06 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: (Men) sitting down for a wee
- Replies: 101
- Views: 24301
Re: (Men) sitting down for a wee
I mean, really, that's proof right there that the world should sit.I wipe down the toilet rim after every single piss if I'm standing up. Do you?
- Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:23 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday August 26th 2014 (S71 P33)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3031
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday August 26th 2014 (S71 P33)
Good explanation, Conour.
- Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:49 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Judith Keppels £1 million question.....
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1945
Re: Judith Keppels £1 million question.....
I imagine it was very much a coincidence. People food at quizzes tend to be people who go on educational trips.
- Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:25 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
- Replies: 306
- Views: 98700
Re: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
Dude, Oli, don't worry about the unbeaten record. Seriously. You'll always be Oli Garner, Countdown champion. Everything else is profit.
- Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:46 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday August 12th 2014 (S71 P26)
- Replies: 32
- Views: 5403
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday August 12th 2014 (S71 P26)
You two are so CUTE together! *hugs*
- Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:36 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday August 15th 2014 (S71 P29)
- Replies: 23
- Views: 5589
Re: Spoilers for Friday August 15th 2014 (S71 P29)
http://wiki.apterous.org/Episode_589Zarte Siempre wrote:Must question though, is that the worst conundrum scramble in history?
- Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:30 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: (Other men) weeing in your toilet
- Replies: 15
- Views: 4628
Re: (Other men) weeing in your toilet
Hey, if you guys want me to piss all over your bathrooms, I'll do it for you. I'm a giving kind of guy.
- Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:46 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
- Replies: 390
- Views: 256383
Re: Countdown Lookalikes?
Callum Todd looks like a young Ted Bundy.
- Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:22 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 759
- Views: 473913
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
That was pretty much your reaction at the time, too.
- Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:30 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 759
- Views: 473913
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Jim Bentley had a cameo in this dream but I can't remember where.
- Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:25 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 759
- Views: 473913
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Had a really long and complex dream involving many recurring themes I have in my dreams all rolled into one. Those themes include you Countdown weirdos, train tracks (the repeated crossing of which apparently represents crossroads in one's life), and, for some reason, snooker. I really wish I could ...
- Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:30 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday July 25th 2014 (S71 P18)
- Replies: 64
- Views: 13536
Re: Spoilers for Friday July 25th 2014 (S71 P18)
You pretty much did just mention it.
- Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: You Are The Ref
- Replies: 355
- Views: 168940
Re: You Are The Ref
Allow me to be the only dissenting opinion on number 1. I don't have much basis to back this up with. I just would find it a bit unsavoury.
- Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:41 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: (Men) sitting down for a wee
- Replies: 101
- Views: 24301
Re: (Men) sitting down for a wee
Would you be OK with me sitting down to wee as long as I'm reading your book in the process, then?
- Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: (Men) sitting down for a wee
- Replies: 101
- Views: 24301
Re: (Men) sitting down for a wee
No, I'm still fat and lazy. I'll just have to retire from arrowords.
- Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:47 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: (Men) sitting down for a wee
- Replies: 101
- Views: 24301
Re: (Men) sitting down for a wee
Again, you can't miss when you're sitting down. You'd be a ruddy fool to miss when standing up, sure, but the risk is nil when seated. Nil. You can only miss if you do so on purpose. Even if you're drunk or high, as I know you often are. Right, well, time for me to swallow a little pride here. I wa...
- Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:34 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 759
- Views: 473913
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
That's possibly the first Apto dream you've had that didn't have me in it, you creepy stalker you.
- Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:42 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CoStAl - Countdown in St. Albans - Saturday 12th July 2014
- Replies: 104
- Views: 40428
Re: CoStAl - Countdown in St. Albans - Saturday 12th July 20
Maybe not then.
- Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:48 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CoStAl - Countdown in St. Albans - Saturday 12th July 2014
- Replies: 104
- Views: 40428
Re: CoStAl - Countdown in St. Albans - Saturday 12th July 20
I'm actually in Hatfield (next door to Snallbans) that night, so I might stop in for a pint if not the game. What's the approximate end time?
- Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:09 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: 2014 FIFA World Cup
- Replies: 62
- Views: 14768
Re: 2014 FIFA World Cup
Italy and Uruguay should have beaten Costa Rica themselves.
- Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:22 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: 2014 FIFA World Cup
- Replies: 62
- Views: 14768
Re: 2014 FIFA World Cup
How is it disrespectful?
- Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:32 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What are British values?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4714
Re: What are British values?
Eh, they're our national identity. Counts for something. Americas is their military so I'd rather have ours.
- Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:43 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: A kick in the teeth
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5418
Re: A kick in the teeth
Louise Bentley has lived a full life.Detective Sergeant Louise Bentley, from the Child Abuse Investigation Team at Bury, said: [...] “As an experienced former teacher and middle-aged man I find such sentiments to be insulting to the victim and others in the profession.
- Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:02 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What are British values?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4714
Re: What are British values?
My things were all positive, except the roads. Sarcasm, binge drinking, mindless violence and teenage pregnancy are par for the course when Mark Deeks is in town. This competitive anagrammer knows how to have a good time.
- Sun Jun 15, 2014 2:54 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What are British values?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4714
Re: What are British values?
Binge drinking, casual racism dressed up as jingoism, occasional mindless violence, the unshakable belief that this country is permanently "going to the dogs" yet everywhere else is worse, unnecessarily narrow roads, pessimism, sarcasm, knife crime and teenage pregnancy. Woop! http://farm5...
- Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:05 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: 2014 FIFA World Cup
- Replies: 62
- Views: 14768
Re: 2014 FIFA World Cup
I still absolutely do not understand all those who say that England should save all their fast players for the last 20 minutes. It's their greatest advantage and we want to limit its usage to a fraction of the game? That's like being the world's greatest six small player but only using it once. Stup...
- Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:03 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: 2014 FIFA World Cup
- Replies: 62
- Views: 14768
Re: 2014 FIFA World Cup
Good effort, Mark.
- Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:02 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 921
- Views: 475530
Re: People you shouldn't trust
People who stand up to urinate. Especially women.
- Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:24 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 921
- Views: 475530
Re: People you shouldn't trust
People who say 'no pun intended' when they absofreakinglutely intended it, to the point that they only said what they said so that they could get the pun in. Own your stupidity.
- Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:32 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Jon Corby is in Big Brother
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2868
Re: Jon Corby is in Big Brother
Somebody watch this show and monitor this man's urinatory habits. If he sits down to go, we'll know who it is, and I'll know how much I can respect him.
- Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:11 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Bir Kelime Bir İşlem (Turkish Countdown)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 6254
Re: Bir Kelime Bir İşlem (Turkish Countdown)
I do like the Britney style mikes. They add some showbiz flair. Maybe Countdown could have them. Not so sure about the audience-behind-the-game shots, though.
- Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:10 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Bir Kelime Bir İşlem (Turkish Countdown)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 6254
Re: Bir Kelime Bir İşlem (Turkish Countdown)
Also, Merv Hughes looks different.
- Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:09 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Bir Kelime Bir İşlem (Turkish Countdown)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 6254
Re: Bir Kelime Bir İşlem (Turkish Countdown)
That in-round music is ridiculous.
- Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:26 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 759
- Views: 473913
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
[...] Cut, then, to a hotel lobby in Las Vegas, where seemingly I have flown to drown my sorrows. I am getting increasingly agitated because my luggage has not turned up; it is particularly aggravating as I am in a hurry to get to my room, because I know for a fact that a threesome awaits me there....
- Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:54 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: (Men) sitting down for a wee
- Replies: 101
- Views: 24301
Re: (Men) sitting down for a wee
Presumably you are short enough and/or have such a ginormous whopper of a beast that your junk is pretty close to the toilet at all times. However, for the larger, choaded man *looks around awkwardly* there is quite the gap between lickstick and lavatory. To the naturally risk averse amongst us, you...
- Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:30 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: (Men) sitting down for a wee
- Replies: 101
- Views: 24301
Re: (Men) sitting down for a wee
I read the other day that the best way to keep your continence when you're old is to, when you're young and/or middle aged, consciously stop yourself midstream a few times every time. It toughens up the prostate muscle and gives you a better chance of holding it in down the road. This is way easier ...
- Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:33 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 921
- Views: 475530
Re: People you shouldn't trust
People who eat really really strong cheese. Congratulations, you just ate an inedible substance that smells like badger carcass and mould. Well done on being an idiot.
- Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:59 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: A kick in the teeth
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5418
Re: A kick in the teeth
Can't believe he volunteered like that. Cheers Graeme, you're the best.
- Sat May 24, 2014 9:55 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Guess who...
- Replies: 476
- Views: 55338
Re: Guess who...
Sally Gunnell has been our joke "we can't even think of a guess" joke answer at quizzes for years now. And it SO NEARLY finally paid dividends right here. Amazing coincidence it was even close.
That said....Jessica Ennis?
That said....Jessica Ennis?
- Sat May 24, 2014 6:57 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Guess who...
- Replies: 476
- Views: 55338
Re: Guess who...
Roger Black
- Sat May 24, 2014 3:00 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Guess who...
- Replies: 476
- Views: 55338
Re: Guess who...
Sally Gunnell?
- Sat May 24, 2014 3:07 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 921
- Views: 475530
Re: People you shouldn't trust
You wouldn't say that to my face. Even though you pretty much just did.Mark James wrote:People who go to pubs but don't drink. Would you go to brothel to read a book?