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by Mark James
Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:14 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: TENNIS
Replies: 136
Views: 42026

Re: TENNIS

If he can win the US open from Tokyo then he'll be like a wizard or something.
by Mark James
Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Southgate tried to shut up shop after being one nil up. Why bring Henderson on ahead of Grealish? They sat back too much and didn't go for it. If they go 2 up they win that match. I don't think you need to be harsh on Southgate, he did a great job and is the man to take them forward but you can stil...
by Mark James
Sun Jul 11, 2021 10:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

For as much as I've been praising Southgate he cost England tonight. Far too negative. One nil up and never went for that second goal. Even Chielini, a centre half, was on the overlap in the last few minutes of extra time trying to win the game for Italy. Grealish not coming on until as late he did ...
by Mark James
Sun Jul 11, 2021 8:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

I don’t think you’re grasping the concept of a necessary evil here, Mark. Ideally , you wouldn’t need any public services as fires, ill health, crime wouldn’t exist. Yes. That was my point exactly. You were the one who said "ideally, we, on an individual level, would manage the risks and make ...
by Mark James
Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

England definitely the better team on the night and deserved to go through. I'd be more upset at the ref not blowing up for the two balls on the pitch considering he did when it happened again later in the match. I thought the ref should have had a look himself at the screen before making the final ...
by Mark James
Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Shocking decision. Two balls on the pitch and a blatant dive.
by Mark James
Wed Jul 07, 2021 4:52 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

As far as tonight's Euro semi final goes and who to support it's time for the Irish to forget the past and take a more grown up attitude to cheering on our old enemy. Let's face it there's no point in continuing to hold on to these historical grudges nowadays. It's time to let bygones be bygones and...
by Mark James
Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Once again the media have hyped themselves up so much that any sort of loss for England between now and Sunday will be hilarious. Rio Ferdinand in particular is so insufferably convinced I'm especially looking forward to his reaction should they fail.
by Mark James
Mon Jul 05, 2021 12:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Are England that good or are the rest of Europe mediocre? It's all relative. England have a very decent squad but there's been an element of luck in others being affected by injury (Belgium) and in-fighting (France). None of the teams left in the tournament are close to the level of Spain in 2012 o...
by Mark James
Fri Jul 02, 2021 11:13 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Olympics 2020
Replies: 135
Views: 17637

Re: Olympics 2020

The Olympics suck.

https://youtu.be/3SApyzF5DWw
by Mark James
Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:53 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: First impressions of Anne
Replies: 141
Views: 25369

Re: First impressions of Anne

Gavin Chipper wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 8:17 am
Graeme Cole wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 11:30 pm This is the first impression of Anne I can find. It's from 1995. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHoLKd9WrUA#t=18m55s
It was series 24 and when they got rid of Angus. It must be 2002.
They showed a clip on the 2002 episode that was from 1995.
by Mark James
Mon Jun 28, 2021 11:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 9:54 pm Well done Switzerland
France didnt deserve to win but Pogba didnt deserve to be on the losing side
He lost the ball for the equaliser.
by Mark James
Sat Jun 26, 2021 10:58 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

ideally, we, on an individual level, would manage the risks and make our own decisions about what we felt was safe and what was not; people would have started social distancing and staying at home without the need for formal legislation. Well there was so much nonsense you just spouted there it's h...
by Mark James
Thu Jun 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

I was shouting for England at the last World Cup when they had that kind of underdog tag and there was no expectations. I like most of their players and the manager and would like to see them do well but the media and a certain fan element just becomes insufferable as soon as they think England have...
by Mark James
Thu Jun 24, 2021 10:41 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 211040

Re: The C4C Football Thread

It's around this time my Irish heritage wants England to lose in some hilarious fashion. At least you've no one as loathsome as Steven Gerrard in the team where I hope they slip or score an og, and you haven't been drawn against a minnow like Iceland but a peno shoot out loss to the Germans will suf...
by Mark James
Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

I believe in a hand up, not a hand out. What do you mean by this (in particular, what do you mean by a hand up)? Genuinely interested. Social security programs should not just be quote-unquote "free money", they should be helping people back into financial self-sustainability. Therefore, ...
by Mark James
Tue Jun 22, 2021 5:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

Legalised theft is an oxymoron.
by Mark James
Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

Rhys Benjamin wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:58 am Solving any and all inequalities is not going to happen by shouting "you're just privileged" as an excuse.
True. What it will actually take is properly funding education and social programmes through taxation and increasing wealth redistribution. You're for that right?
by Mark James
Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdowners in the news
Replies: 243
Views: 148100

Re: Countdowners in the news

by Mark James
Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Joke Items
Replies: 252
Views: 89175

Re: Joke Items

Radio controlled cars that deliver the football for kick off. Wtf was that all about.
by Mark James
Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Joke Items
Replies: 252
Views: 89175

Re: Joke Items

Laces that are too long. Especially when they're the ones that come with shoe. Surely the people who make the shoe should know how long the laces that come with the shoe should be.
by Mark James
Fri May 28, 2021 2:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 773
Views: 665684

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Somewhat ashamed to admit but I enjoyed the Friends reunion. I think Friends gets a bit of unfair stick. The later seasons definitely declined and I watched it from the start recently and the decline set in earlier than I thought but even the weaker episodes are better than a hell of a lot of other...
by Mark James
Fri May 28, 2021 8:26 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 773
Views: 665684

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Somewhat ashamed to admit but I enjoyed the Friends reunion. I think Friends gets a bit of unfair stick. The later seasons definitely declined and I watched it from the start recently and the decline set in earlier than I thought but even the weaker episodes are better than a hell of a lot of other ...
by Mark James
Tue May 25, 2021 8:45 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision Song Contest 2021
Replies: 67
Views: 12134

Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2021

That is the beauty of the contest. It unites. Unlike Countdown, apparently. Ah now Matt! :o How very statistician of you! You just couldn't resist the not so subtle dig about how Paul Anderson is trying to drive a wedge into the already fragile Irish CD fan scene. It's utterly irrelevant to the thr...
by Mark James
Mon May 24, 2021 10:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision Song Contest 2021
Replies: 67
Views: 12134

Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2021

I hope your man tests positive for cocaine and gets extra points. I'd be shocked if that was the case! ;)https://twitter.com/teodora_here/status/1396495125761740802/photo/1 On another note, the band have clearly done well for themselves since forming in 2016. From starting off as buskers to winning...
by Mark James
Sun May 23, 2021 8:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision Song Contest 2021
Replies: 67
Views: 12134

Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2021

I hope your man tests positive for cocaine and gets extra points.
by Mark James
Sun May 23, 2021 12:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 438
Views: 293844

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched the latest interpretation of the Invisible Man which I thought was excellent.
by Mark James
Sun May 23, 2021 12:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35324

Re: Mondegreens

So I just found out today that there is speculation that Yanis Varoufakis' wife is the subject of Pulp's Common People. In finding this out I also came across someone who thought the lyric was "She came from Greece she had a thirst for Norwich".
by Mark James
Thu May 20, 2021 2:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 438
Views: 293844

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched Tenet but kind of with it in the background while I was working from home, which is probably the worst way to watch that movie in particular but you know what, I enjoyed it. Probably will have to give it another watch though. Also watched the Florida Project. Really loved it. Made me laugh o...
by Mark James
Thu May 20, 2021 9:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 921
Views: 475248

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Do you want them say C-h-i-double p-e-r?
by Mark James
Thu May 20, 2021 9:02 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 921
Views: 475248

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Mobile numbers in Ireland are usually xxx xxx xxxx. Although I think my one is easiest if you do xxx xx xx xxx. Basically every mobile number starts 08x with that x determined by your provider. So like all Vodafone numbers start 087 so you'd say 087 xxx xxxx. Wouldn't make sense to say 087x xxx xxx....
by Mark James
Fri May 14, 2021 12:42 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 95
Views: 36396

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

So exciting news today Mark! Season 4.5 update sees Playstation and PC crossplay finally realised. Hit me up most evenings late on if you want to try and get in a lobby together. However, we won't be able to really enjoy it until they support cross-platform parties. Not yet. Absolutely. Probably wo...
by Mark James
Wed May 12, 2021 10:09 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 723373

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Who should be recognised as the last man to walk on the moon? Gene Cernon was the 11th person to step on to the moon and Harrison Schmidt was the 12th but Cernon got back in to the lander module after Schmidt. So Cernon was technically the last person to actually be on the moon but he had walked on ...
by Mark James
Tue May 11, 2021 3:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

Maybe the 2014 referendum was at the end of a generation and the next referendum will be at the start of a new generation.
by Mark James
Sat May 08, 2021 10:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

Following the recent election results Corbyn needs to do the decent thing and step down as the former leader of the Labour Party. Socialism is dead in the water the most famous one was crucified over 2000 years ago and Foot and Kinnock was crucified by the press. To make matters worse we have a gen...
by Mark James
Sat May 08, 2021 7:03 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

Callum Todd wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 6:05 am I would support Shaun Murphy for Mayor of London.
Have you ever seen Shaun Murphy and Count Binface in the same room? Hmm 🤔
by Mark James
Fri May 07, 2021 7:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

Following the recent election results Corbyn needs to do the decent thing and step down as the former leader of the Labour Party.
by Mark James
Sat May 01, 2021 12:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 723373

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

I've always understood it as a response to where babies come from questions without necessarily being prompted by witnessing actual copulation and the bees pollinating flowers is supposed to be an easy to understand explanation of fertilisation with an observable example.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:35 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 723373

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Why is the sex analogy called "the birds and the bees"? Shouldn't it be the bees and the flowers? What have the birds got to do with it?
by Mark James
Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

I don't care whether Boris said he would let the bodies pile up or not. I care that he actually let the bodies pile up.
by Mark James
Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:51 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 438
Views: 293844

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched Promising Young Woman. It was fine I guess. Nothing special. I can see what people like and don't like about it. I read one really spoiler heavy, negative review of it before watching and while I agree with most of the points I still thought it was OK. Didn't like the Bo Burnham character th...
by Mark James
Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Joke Items
Replies: 252
Views: 89175

Re: Joke Items

European Super League. Obviously. As someone who doesn't really follow football, I didn't really pick up exactly what was going on here. So are concise answers to the following questions possible? 1. What was the big draw of this super league in the first place that made the teams sign up? 2. What ...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 16, 2021 6:42 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 438
Views: 293844

Re: What films have you watched lately?

John Lithgow in Cliffhanger is the most underrated movie villain.
by Mark James
Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:59 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 644
Views: 325332

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

When you take a selfie it is a mirror image. Well on my camera at least That's one for joke items. Cameras that do that. I'm sure most cameras have the option to flip it. On my phone it looks mirror imaged while you're taking the picture but I have selected the option that flips it when it saves th...
by Mark James
Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 644
Views: 325332

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Ian Volante wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:01 pm
Mark James wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:24 pm The Blink 182 album title "Take off your Pants and Jacket" is a pun.
Can you explain it to me then?
Let's just say Jacket should be read as two words rather than two syllables.
by Mark James
Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 644
Views: 325332

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

The Blink 182 album title "Take off your Pants and Jacket" is a pun.
by Mark James
Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

No. They made the report to affirm a preordained stance that Britain is not institutionally racist and they did so with cherry picked data as well as a misunderstanding and frankly strawmanning concept of what systemic racism is. The report has been criticised by actual historians and academics who ...
by Mark James
Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:31 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

The fact the report exists is evidence of systemic racism.
by Mark James
Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 723373

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

This is hard to describe but what do you call it when you get a bit off skin off the side of your fingernail? I've asked some friends and everyone seems to have their own colloquial name for it. I've always called it a mitch. One friend calls it a ting and his girlfriend calls it a granny. What do ...
by Mark James
Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 723373

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

This is hard to describe but what do you call it when you get a bit off skin off the side of your fingernail? I've asked some friends and everyone seems to have their own colloquial name for it. I've always called it a mitch. One friend calls it a ting and his girlfriend calls it a granny. What do y...
by Mark James
Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 95
Views: 36396

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

I have no idea how it works on PS, so apologies if this sounds condescending, but yeah, from the main screen on PC you can select which shows you want to take part in. e.g. at the moment you can choose between Main Show, Squads Show, and FG 4041 (Season 4 games only). Main Show is permanent but the...
by Mark James
Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 95
Views: 36396

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

Hex-a-gone which is easily the best event overall. I would play that as a game on its own. You do get to on the PS yeah? This is what I meant by Hex Trials. Not sure I understand the question? If I took you up right, you can't play individual events on PS. I wish you could. What I was saying was if...
by Mark James
Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:54 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 95
Views: 36396

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

Cross play for Fall Guys has been strongly rumoured since the recent takeover (I think the fortnite owners bought it?). S4 is a massive improvement on S3 in my opinion. Pretty much every event category equivalent is superior. Skyline Stumble > Tundra Run (possibly my fav race stage) Short Circuit > ...
by Mark James
Tue Mar 23, 2021 11:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 95
Views: 36396

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

Just wanted to say the season 4 update for Fall Guys is fantastic.

On another note does anyone here play Amomg Us? Would anyone be interested in getting a C4 Countdown group game going?
by Mark James
Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

The fact that you think that is what's really sad. Thanks Mark, you've saved me a lot of what feels like unnecessary effort to say these things. As a family member said when the equal-marriage bill passed, with a slight paraphrasing, "Ireland really grew up today". No worries Ian, your th...
by Mark James
Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

That is similar to asking "Why does feline describe a cat.. can it not be canine if it likes?" No it's not. And feline doesn't just describe cats. It can describe things that are cat-like. Words have can have multiple meanings and their meanings and uses can change. Extending that to incl...
by Mark James
Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:04 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1645
Views: 1790583

Re: Politics in General

L'oisleatch McGraw wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:21 am A bunch of stuff.
https://youtu.be/_n5E7feJHw0
by Mark James
Sat Mar 20, 2021 1:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What super power would you like to have?
Replies: 17
Views: 4088

Re: What super power would you like to have?

Can't believe time travel is that popular. Do people not watch movies? When does it ever work out? All that messing with causality and the dangers of paradoxes. Could almost require another thread but for the people who picked time travel, how would you use it? When in time would you like to go? I ...
by Mark James
Sat Mar 20, 2021 9:00 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What super power would you like to have?
Replies: 17
Views: 4088

Re: What super power would you like to have?

Another problem with time travel is that while you are off gallivanting through time you continue to age while everyone else in the "present" will stay the same. I'm also imagining someone who had a time machine in 2019 who decided to travel forward to find the results of Euro 2020 to bet ...
by Mark James
Fri Mar 19, 2021 11:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 921
Views: 475248

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked right? So Superman starts t...