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by Martin Bishop
Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: American English
Replies: 23
Views: 2849

Re: American English

Also, Peggy's maiden name in Married With Children is Wanker and there's a few episodes featuring her extended family, The Wankers. And her family live in Wanker County. Haha yeah, I'd forgotten that. I used to love the baseness and grotesquerie of Married With Children, is it still on anywhere? It...
by Martin Bishop
Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: American English
Replies: 23
Views: 2849

Re: American English

Slightly off topic, but I was shocked one time watching Neighbours when Marco (Carmella's boyfriend who died in a forest fire) called himself a wog. Apparently, in Australia, it's a term for an Italian or Greek and is not considered offensive. Also, Peggy's maiden name in Married With Children is Wa...
by Martin Bishop
Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:31 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Re: Eurovision 2010

I finally got around to making this map, comparing telephone and jury voting positions. You can even read some inane comments about it on my blog if you like. While the map suggests a link between geography and televote performance is patchy at best, there seems to be a stronger link with the type ...
by Martin Bishop
Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:41 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Mastermind Specialist Subject
Replies: 41
Views: 8385

Re: Mastermind Specialist Subject

Lincoln City FC Babylon 5 Lincoln Cathedral The Life & Career of Shigeru Miyamoto They're the ones I've applied with anyways. Here's hoping I can actually get past the audition this time. Or, indeed, get another audition... Do you have to submit four to them, then? I always assumed it was three...
by Martin Bishop
Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:14 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointles Series 3
Replies: 191
Views: 28214

Re: Pointless Series 3

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Michael Wallace wrote:Can't believe I'd forgotten about this.
Louder version here. I've been listening to it on repeat - it's brilliant. I really should be gay.
That's amazing. Can't believe I've never seen that. Did it get into the charts?
by Martin Bishop
Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:45 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CoLei3 - Saturday 16 October 2010
Replies: 129
Views: 27697

Re: CoLei3 - Saturday 16 October 2010

I'm in.

Am I right to assume that everyone stays at the Stoneycroft hotel, or is there a cheaper place all the cool people go to?
by Martin Bishop
Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Special Spoilers For Monday August 16th 2010
Replies: 24
Views: 4348

Re: Special Spoilers For Monday August 16th 2010

Well done Charles, great game.

You both did very well on the personality front too. I especially liked Junaid requesting a round of applause.
by Martin Bishop
Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:27 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Perfection
Replies: 84
Views: 13790

Re: Perfection

While we're on the topic of Nick Knowles quiz show vehicles, Who Dares Wins is currently the show I would most like to have a crack at. Any ideas on how/when one would go about applying for it?
by Martin Bishop
Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196448

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Back to defend my title.
by Martin Bishop
Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:07 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Which Host Would Be Or Have Been The Best Player?
Replies: 12
Views: 3153

Re: Which Host Would Be Or Have Been The Best Player?

Jeff comes out with more DC beaters than anyone else, so I'll pick him. I'm assuming here that other hosts weren't keeping quiet when they saw bigger words.
by Martin Bishop
Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The real Jon Gaunt surfaces.
Replies: 14
Views: 3453

Re: The real Jon Gaunt surfaces.

What is Jon Gaunt's normal stance on the Human Rights Act? I have a feeling it's not "what a wonderful piece of legislation designed to protect the everyday freedom of all".
by Martin Bishop
Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?
Replies: 62
Views: 13090

Re: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?

Still not sure what the question is about. If it is "who is better at the numbers?" then I pick Rachel. By the end of Carol's run (admittedly not the fairest time to judge her) I could beat carol at the numbers roughly once a week. It definitely doesn't happen as often against Rachel and w...
by Martin Bishop
Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown/Apterous Words Used In Real Life
Replies: 19
Views: 2356

Re: Countdown/Apterous Words Used In Real Life

Wow, I didn't hear about this one before. I only knew the lunula as the crescent bit on the fingernail so despite being right on the show I would have sort of been wrong. Wonder if anything would have been made of it if he actually went with fingernail. Was quite a big deal here at the time especia...
by Martin Bishop
Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Should Technology Be Introduced In Football?
Replies: 121
Views: 9413

Re: Should Technology Be Introduced In Football?

So I'm just nodding the ball into the empty net. You can punch the ball, but that would still be a goal. Or you can punch me in the face, which is only a penalty. That's fairer? You don't improve anything by knee jerk reactions to everything that happens. If you foul a player before they've taken a...
by Martin Bishop
Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Should Technology Be Introduced In Football?
Replies: 121
Views: 9413

Re: Should Technology Be Introduced In Football?

While we're at it with rule changes, I think that if a ball is stopped from crossing the goal line by a hand, that shouldn't be a penalty. That should be a goal. What if the ball is moving really slowly? Does it only count if the hand is on the goal-line? What if it's 1cm in front, 1 inch? I don't ...
by Martin Bishop
Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Should Technology Be Introduced In Football?
Replies: 121
Views: 9413

Re: Should Technology Be Introduced In Football?

My main point is - why bother - 99.99% of the time this call is made correctly anyway, and what's the point in knowing the ball has crossed the line when you've missed another infringement seconds earlier anyway. I'm in a weird arguing position here because it sounds odd but I know what I mean - th...
by Martin Bishop
Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The IT Crowd - Channel4- Friday 10pm
Replies: 59
Views: 7707

Re: The IT Crowd - Channel4- Friday 10pm

I was also concerned that in the one proper segment of the game we saw, Moss gave an utter nonsense nine-letter word (how difficult would it have been to find an obscure nine to use instead?) Although we weren't explicitly shown the outcome, the implication from this was that the challenger was bei...
by Martin Bishop
Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wimbledon 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 4578

Re: Wimbledon 2010

You know that Ethiopian tribe who hunt by running after an antelope for miles and miles for days at a time, until the animal finally keels over from exhaustion? I think Mahut's related to them somehow.
by Martin Bishop
Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wimbledon 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 4578

Re: Wimbledon 2010

He is Scottish, but because he is half decent at tennis we class him as British. Rubbish! He's Scottish and nothing else. At least not since he wore that Paraguay shirt. By doing that he forfeited the support of the biggest country within Britain. And he still behaves like a spoilt teenager! P.S. I...
by Martin Bishop
Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wimbledon 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 4578

Re: Wimbledon 2010

I should really start betting money on tennis matches. I told my mum this morning that Schiavone would lose in the first round.
by Martin Bishop
Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wimbledon 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 4578

Re: Wimbledon 2010

Another Brit bites the dust :( I thought Robson played well though, if only she could have taken that 2nd set tie breaker then it would have made Jankovic think. However still good performance from the young lass as was never expected to win that so fair play to her. I was so so impressed by Robson...
by Martin Bishop
Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wimbledon 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 4578

Re: Wimbledon 2010

It's been a bit of a depressing day so far. First my favourite British womens player, Elena Baltacha, loses from a winning position, then I turn over and find Federer losing. By the time I've stopped being upset by Baltacha's loss, I'm feeling sorry for Falla. Will Murray win Wimbledon? I don't thin...
by Martin Bishop
Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wimbledon 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 4578

Re: Wimbledon 2010

2 sets to 1. Roger's back in this.
by Martin Bishop
Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:24 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Re: Eurovision 2010

The saxophone solo in Moldova's song was the catchiest thing in the whole contest. I believe that for UK or Ireland to win they need to send famous acts such as Take That or Westlife or Robbie Williams. Germany and Turkey's acts have had top 10 hits in numerous countries, maNga have won an MTV awar...
by Martin Bishop
Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196448

Re: The C4C Football Thread

If anyone fancies doing a fantasy league for the world cup, there's an official FIFA game here. It seems to work in a similar way to the premier league one. I haven't created any leagues or anything like that yet. Thought I'd gauge interest first.
by Martin Bishop
Sun May 30, 2010 6:34 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Re: Eurovision 2010

So why did Spain do it twice? I was watching in a room where I couldn't really hear the commentary, this puzzled me somewhat. Some randomer out of the audience gone done a stage invasion. It was really well done though, I (and everyone watching with me) thought he was part of the act. Until he was ...
by Martin Bishop
Sat May 29, 2010 10:30 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Re: Eurovision 2010

Thank you Georgia! We thoroughly deserved that last place. I feel sorry for Josh - it wasn't his fault. There was just no polishing that turd. There can be no excuses now about politics and bloc voting when Germany have gone and won it. I liked Germany's song, but didn't think Lena performed it well...
by Martin Bishop
Sat May 29, 2010 8:28 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Re: Eurovision 2010

France just completely overshadowed Ukraine- Winner!
by Martin Bishop
Sat May 29, 2010 5:36 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Re: Eurovision 2010

Two days later and I'm still gutted that Lithuania didn't make it through. For me, it's the biggest semi final travesty since Israel in 2007. If you are a normal person and missed the semi on Thursday, here's a link to them. I'll be surprised if there's a more enjoyable entry in tonight's final. I'l...
by Martin Bishop
Thu May 27, 2010 8:23 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Re: Eurovision 2010

I have six favourites from tonight's second semi: Lithuania, Ukraine, Netherlands, Romania, Ireland and Turkey. They get a vote each. I was disappointed by Azerbaijan. It was one of the few songs I'd seen before tonight and I liked it, mainly for the drip-drop chorus. That bit somehow got underplaye...
by Martin Bishop
Thu May 27, 2010 7:27 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Re: Eurovision 2010

There's something about six Lituanian men in front of mic stands that translates into comedy gold.
by Martin Bishop
Mon May 24, 2010 6:24 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 6100

Eurovision 2010

Eurovision is upon us again, with the semis on Tuesday and Thursday, followed by the final on Saturday. As is usual, I'm in a state of girlish excitement about the whole thing. As you may have guessed from the poll, I don't rate the United Kingdom entry. Normally, we can rely on other members of the...
by Martin Bishop
Sun May 23, 2010 3:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Lon 2010 results & final standings - Complete!
Replies: 18
Views: 3408

Re: Co:Lon 2010 results & final standings

Round 3: Table 10 Lucinda Corby vs. Badcock Pettet vs. Lucinda Corby Badcock vs. Pettet This may prove a challenge, as this table appeared to degenerate into angry, tile-throwing, beer-soaked chaos. I do know that Corby and Badcock were tied going into the conundrum. I think Badcock got it, but I'm...
by Martin Bishop
Sun May 23, 2010 2:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Lon 2010 results & final standings - Complete!
Replies: 18
Views: 3408

Re: Co:Lon 2010 results & final standings

Michael Wallace wrote: The scores I'm missing are the following:
...

Table 10
Wilson vs. Bishop (we've worked out Ben should have scored 63 in this)
Bishop vs. CF
I've got
Wilson 62 - 52 Bishop
Bishop 48 - 27 CF
by Martin Bishop
Sun May 23, 2010 11:33 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!
Replies: 245
Views: 31167

Re: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!

Home now @ 4am, monumental cock up with trains bastards at national rai. Well done Michael, superb day, superb event and I'm sure everyone enjoyed it!! Where did you go for food in the end? I'd like to echo the sentiments to Michael & co for organising a great day. Thanks for all the work you p...
by Martin Bishop
Fri May 21, 2010 10:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Olympic Mascots
Replies: 16
Views: 1472

Re: The Olympic Mascots

A one eyed figure of fun.............. Hmm, anyone else thinking Gordon Brown would have been perfect. Or a giant penis? One eyed trouser snake, very good. :) That's my main problem with them. I like the animated characters: they look cool and can transform into different things and make fun pixar-...
by Martin Bishop
Sat May 15, 2010 9:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday May 6th 2010
Replies: 10
Views: 1830

Re: Spoilers For Thursday May 6th 2010

Kirk Bevins wrote:And in round 12 the first 8 letters were SNFOAOZR and I was screaming for a D for SFORZANDO for 9. Sadly he went for a vowel (another O).
Yeah, what an idiot.
by Martin Bishop
Thu May 13, 2010 6:43 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!
Replies: 245
Views: 31167

Re: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!

One of my friends from uni has thoughtlessly scheduled her birthday on the same day, so I'll be leaving early for her party. Thankfully she lives in North London, so I can still stay to 8.30 or 9.
by Martin Bishop
Mon May 10, 2010 6:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196448

Re: The C4C Football Thread

For some reason I feel compelled to share with everyone the final standings of the Fantasy League.

1 Martin Bishop 2160 points
2 Matt Morrison 2156
3 Oliver Garner 2128
4 Andrew Wilson 2007
5 Steve Durney 1912
6 Jim Bentley 1783

... Ah, that's why.
by Martin Bishop
Sat May 08, 2010 11:19 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Electoral Reform
Replies: 58
Views: 6231

Re: Electoral Reform

Votes in safe seats are worth much less than votes in marginal seats. Therefore the principle of "one person one vote" does not hold up at all. Does this seem fair to you? Exactly. I live in the constituency of Reigate, which has elected a Conservative MP at every election since 1910. My ...
by Martin Bishop
Wed May 05, 2010 6:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196448

Re: The C4C Football Thread

With both the lads playing Tevez as their captain, should he have a good night on Wednesday, the boys will close the gap further. I'm also the only one with Johnson and Bale in my team, so if there are a lot of goals I'll be right up there. I'm kicking myself for leaving Robert Huth on the bench, t...
by Martin Bishop
Mon May 03, 2010 11:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who does Google say you are?
Replies: 35
Views: 2805

Re: Who does Google say you are?

Maybe we should all do an image google search on our full name, and change our avi to the first pic that comes up. I remember doing that on another forum a while back, but it was stopped when someone came up with a porn pic. Way ahead of you, Howard; way ahead of you. Done. And I've bought the T-sh...
by Martin Bishop
Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who does Google say you are?
Replies: 35
Views: 2805

Re: Who does Google say you are?

Apparently, I'm a character in a Robert Redford movie. I appear to have fans.

Image
by Martin Bishop
Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday April 14th 2010
Replies: 22
Views: 2645

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday April 14th 2010

All that and just one round missed. That's pretty good going. Thank God for breaks. I got rid of her as when we went downstairs, I went first so when I got to the bottom I opened the door and kind of looked outside to give her a hint. It was at this point she started ranting and walking away rapidl...
by Martin Bishop
Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196448

Re: The C4C Football Thread

We are top the league. We are top the league! First time this season - I may be timing it just right. I feel I should say something related to real world football to make my post seem less smug and gloaty. Anyone else fancy Everton to nab the last European spot? It would be hilarious if Liverpool d...
by Martin Bishop
Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196448

Re: The C4C Football Thread

We are top the league. We are top the league! First time this season - I may be timing it just right. I feel I should say something related to real world football to make my post seem less smug and gloaty. Anyone else fancy Everton to nab the last European spot? It would be hilarious if Liverpool d...
by Martin Bishop
Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: c4countdown: Quick Survey
Replies: 12
Views: 3071

Re: c4countdown: Quick Survey

I say "C four countdown," because that's what Damian Eadie says and when he told me about this site in the countdown green room, he was speaking out loud and not writing it down. I have called it "C four countdown" ever since. True story, that.
by Martin Bishop
Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:16 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who Would You Like To See Back In DC?
Replies: 9
Views: 2414

Re: Who Would You Like To See Back In DC?

This is based on something that Clive & I were mentioning in Monday's spoilers about past guests and people returning after long spells off. http://www.c4countdown.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3470&start=4 So, I've created a list of everyone who hasn't been in DC since Richard Whiteley's d...
by Martin Bishop
Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: POLL: CV PR fail on QT?
Replies: 42
Views: 4161

Re: POLL: CV PR fail on QT?

I helped in a school when I was doing my maths degree and I found the type of teaching varied from teacher to teacher. One taught her top set almost entirely with puzzle games and fun whiteboard things. Another taught her third set mostly by textbook examples. None of them had a cane, though. I'm go...
by Martin Bishop
Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:17 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Simulation Of An Entire Series
Replies: 94
Views: 12508

Re: Apterous Simulation Of An Entire Series

I'll give this a go.
by Martin Bishop
Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: POLL: CV PR fail on QT?
Replies: 42
Views: 4161

Re: POLL: CV PR fail on QT?

She was following a Conservative line though I'd say it was of a 'bread and butter' nature. Actually it was a little BNP to be honest. I think that's going a bit too far, but I understand your point. She was definitely leaning to the more reactionary, right-wing, Jon Gauntish side of the Conservati...
by Martin Bishop
Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday March 2nd 2010
Replies: 52
Views: 4955

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday March 2nd 2010

I'd rather read what you didn't get. This sounds even more tedious. The last four shows I've gone 14 maxes, 12 maxes, 14 maxes, 14 maxes. DC beaters and RR beaters are great -- DC equallers are OK (particularly if they're nice words) but if I was to say "I found 15 sevens in this round" a...
by Martin Bishop
Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Most Attractive Female Contestent of S62 So Far
Replies: 37
Views: 4833

Re: Most Attractive Female Contestent of S62 So Far

Charlie Reams wrote:Really?
I know; it's clearly Catherine Jackson. What kind of ridiculous poll is this?
by Martin Bishop
Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Old people
Replies: 14
Views: 2234

Re: Old people

A lot of 70 year olds will have gone on when they were 42 though - most contestants probably go on after 2/3 years of regular viewing, which most older people have already had from a show that's been running 28 years. I think the trend towards serious study, serious analysis of games and online pla...
by Martin Bishop
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday February 16th 2010
Replies: 29
Views: 2903

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday February 16th 2010

I got SALIENCE in round 4. I was disappointed to find that ONANISED isn't allowable, though.
by Martin Bishop
Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:49 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown mentions on other shows
Replies: 315
Views: 139474

Re: Countdown mentions on other shows

Interesting Countdown mention on last night's QI . It gave a list of the top 10 ten play-off tunes for people who die, and the Countdown theme tune was No.1 :!: :shock: :o It seemed to good to be true, but there you go. The rest of the top 10 wasn't mentioned by the way. Alan Davies clearly doesn't...
by Martin Bishop
Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Old people
Replies: 14
Views: 2234

Old people

This is something I've been thinking about since Big Brother's care home countdown task. Countdown contestants seem to be getting younger. I haven't noticed too many old people on the show recently. By "old people" I mean 60+ retirees. I came up against three such ladies on my octorun, but...
by Martin Bishop
Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in London - Vote on a date here!
Replies: 44
Views: 7043

Re: Countdown in London - Vote on a date here!

Ah, crap. I've just been reminded that I'm busy on April 24th. It's either March 20th or May for me. I need to get a diary.