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Yep. But you also only like one song. Entertainment is not for you.

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Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Fri Nov 16, 2018 4:18 pmI wear what my partner lovingly calls 'Night Knickers

This is wonderful. Gevin would like a photo for clarification.

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Maybe the tattoo question should have its own thread because in the last twenty years or so it's becoming quite common Agree with Gevin it's not a good suggestion for this thread. Hang your head in shame. But then raise your head again because this is a great new thread. I bet there are some intere...

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Mark Deeks wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:42 pmI just wear what I wore the day before.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOODENT.

Mark Deeks wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:42 pmbald people are exempt

Wow. I have a comb and a brush. Wow.

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Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:57 amNo wallet , although I do keep my credit / debit cards etc in a tin.

This made me chuckle since the word "although" doesn't work at all here.

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Pizza cutter? Ridiculous suggestion. I think this was a really good suggestion, and I daresay nearly everyone here has a pizza wheel or a dedicated pizza cutter in a different geometric shape. You're the dick here. Not got a microwave though. Not a bad shout. Though I still think not as ubiquitous ...

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A food processor (this will separate the grown ups and the children).

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Can highly recommend slippers, even though I only ever seem to wear mine when I go for a sleepover (cute) at my mate's house who has a dirty "outside-y" floor. They are super cool. I usually sleep with my tits and bits on display but I do have a pair of loungewear-type shorts and (separate...

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Thought you meant Ashwin Shah for a minute.

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Now, come on. Have you or have you just been Googling people off of Countdown's names?

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The Dripping Pan is a fucking horrible name for anything other than things I don't like.

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Ian Volante wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:56 pm No, but I'd call it tig.

Raised in the mean streets of Jo'burg.

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Also managed to spot the fuck up I made adding the fixtures on apterous before Zarte spotted it for me, so that's good.

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Group of death?

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Previously: Announcement | Qualifying Player/Team Assignations Sorry for the fact that this is taking fucking ages, but hey, at least what with starting way after the World Cup Proper finished it doesn't feel like we're working to a particular deadline (other than 2022, perhaps)... We finally have ...

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Haha that's a great story.

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See, Mark's a good guy. And yes Gevin I guess it's fair to differentiate "swimming" and "being in the water", which I think both Mark and I have alluded to. I like them both but being in and around water is the best part for sure. I understand why you didn't get this at first as ...

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I just cannot agree with you at all Gevin. That's all I have time to say right now, but I'm hoping to find modern C4C-ers agree with me more than with you and do the work for me.

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Seems to be this: viewtopic.php?p=2 (IDs 0 and 1 no longer exist)

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Any update here?

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Criminal Prosecution. It means Jason is posting to us from prison. Consider it a trial run for the next lot of posts from Richard Brittain. Wow. I like swimming by the way. I used to be pretty good (I remember doing 50 lengths for a BHF sponsored swim when I was young enough that 50 lengths was dec...

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Yeah Graeme at his best.

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Great shout. Forgot to update this. I've hit 11 then! Truly wonderful.

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Haha, not necessarily the response I expected, but that's for the best.
This thread is already a car crash, no need to rubberneck.

Glad to hear it's going well (as obviously it would).

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You know you done fucked up when you make Graeme swear.

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Totally agree you cannot have more than one group per table. I'm far from the most ADD around, but I found that really distracting/annoying/frustrating at Colon.

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Basically, no-one wants to play more than six games I do. Irritates me how long people give for lunch breaks. Less wandering around, more Countdown. Or make the whole event shorter. The pub's for chilling, the Countdown tournament is for playing Countdown. I'm up for making events shorter. I don't ...

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Great tips. Great idea for a thread too. I think there's a small part of all of us that is tempted to host an event, though I imagine that is almost exclusively due to either "I know this cool venue/place to go afterwards that everyone would love" or "I would love to proudly show Coun...

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Am I the only one who can take a shit and then after I have wiped and washed my hands, can then immediately take a piss. This was discussed a while back I believe. In the "men who sit down to wee" thread possibly, or one of the other similar threads at the time. I do this from time to tim...

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says The Most Photogenic Man In The World.

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Didn't think you were gonna accept the faceless :( I won't. They signed up agreeing to the rules, so I'll give them a chance to provide a picture. They don't have to have one on apterous (as I can't grab them from apterous anyway). But yeah, I expect I'll have to do some shitty eliminating and rein...

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Did something change in Pro Ranks by the way Gevin?

Checked last year's and Heather had a pro rank of 545th.
This year there are 8 people unranked entirely (lowest ranked player is 183rd).

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Previously: Announcement The 16 top-ranked entrants are in the main competition. The rest of us lowly 32 will qualify or return to local competition by way of double elimination action. The first round of randomly-drawn 16 fixtures is now in the system, so play away! https://www.apterous.org/to_tou...

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I've just done the top 16 via Pro Ranks, like we did last time. As before, it has thrown up some ridiculousness with massive names like Ben, Graeme, Ryan and Gevin not currently ranked due to inactivity. This crudely formatted list shows the top 16 entrants based on pro ranks, numbers at the end bei...

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Ok, got my 48 signups. Even though I'm pretty sceptical about some of the faceless amongst them. Let's hope they all get knocked out in qualifying.

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Apropos of not much, has Colin ever been held in Lincoln rather than Hykeham?

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Ah, Wimborne.

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Mark James wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 1:00 pm[...]it requires a basket to play. There's no jumpers for goalposts equivalent for basketball.

One of the most important and biggest differences. Especially when we're talking about impressionable young kids.

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I can tell you why I love football. It's the goals. There's no feeling like when your team scores a great goal, or winning goal. Every football fan can relate to this. For me the greatest goal was Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's last minute winner in the 1999 Champions League final. Other goals that stand o...

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Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:59 am What are the two words?

fuck you

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One of mine would have had her 30th birthday today, good timing Gevin!

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Three for me. All of them taken way too young and in three different but consistently sad circumstances.

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Qualifying will be set up, announced and begin around 14th/15th August kind of time.
Only 35 signups so far, so hoping we can get closer to the 48 of last time... come on!

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Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:34 pm I had a couple last night I think actually. All a bit vague, but I seem to remember Moose winning a game at a CO-event to much applause and over-reaction, including Moose shouting out his own name.

If I understand correctly, it's people like you who ruined CoC.

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Noel Mc wrote: ↑Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:54 pm
Peter Mabey wrote: ↑Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:04 pm BA (pass only) Maths - subsequently paid fee to register as MA.
Oxford/Cambridge? Or does anywhere else do this?

I don't know anything about this, but it reads like "I got a BA and then I paid to upgrade it to an MA without doing any work". Is that what is meant? Is this common?

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Owen Carroll wrote: ↑Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:08 pm You should jack

rude

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Goodness me I posted this weeks ago and thought it was another turkey. I mean, it was a shit idea but people ran with it so you saved face. It's not a shit idea, it just tends to be a bit played out as most people will have seen this kind of thing somewhere before. Any non-Countdown suggestions sho...

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It's later than the real World Cup this time, but this is still fucking happening! 32 players. Obviously. One per team in the real thing. However, the tournament is most definitely open to all - we'll just run a qualifying round as before to whittle down to 32. Last time we had 48 entrants, of whic...

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This just made me think of "One-handed apterous".

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Thanks Jen!

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fuck i thought that was only a book.

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Men of Conor

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Children of the Corb

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Gevin & Perry Go Large

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Toby Dick

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Mr. Deeks

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9½ Deeks

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we have a vicar friend and my only-lightly-informed opinion would proffer: - more sermons and services than you'd expect - community work, varied levels of involvement from "attending" to "actively hosting" - a surprising amount of meetings, both at Vicar of Dibley-style parish l...

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difficult butt to crack

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