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by Mark Deeks
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:59 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday July 25th 2013 (Series 69 Prelim 19)
Replies: 24
Views: 5525

Re: Spoilers for Thursday July 25th 2013 (Series 69 Prelim 1

Let's play ZarteDown!

ZARTEISON
ZARTEISIN
ZARTEISUP
ZARTEQUIT
ZARTEMIKE
ZARTEINNY
I, SHY ZARTE
ZARTE'S OIL
CUSS ZARTE BOGIE
CO:ZARTESHITINACAR (the next Co:event)
CALM ZARTE NOT IN GIMP
CLUE: ZARTE NIPAIDS
REASONING? I LOVE ZARTE
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: T-shirts
Replies: 13
Views: 2697

Re: T-shirts

Turn up about 7 or 8 or whenever the cool people are getting there, then stay and chat for a few hours, and that's it really. It's like the Co:Lin pub bit except considerably closer to where you live. What's not to like! So yeah, you're coming.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: T-shirts
Replies: 13
Views: 2697

Re: T-shirts

You coming to Co:Bliv, or at least the pre-party? Just bring it to that, if you are. And if you're not, come to Co:Bliv!
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: T-shirts
Replies: 13
Views: 2697

Re: T-shirts

Image
by Mark Deeks
Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:26 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: One Hundred Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Replies: 15
Views: 3484

Re: One Hundred Degrees of Kevin Bacon

Way to share toys, James.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Negative numbers... why not?
Replies: 15
Views: 4989

Re: Negative numbers... why not?

I remember Whiteley did that once when the target came up at exactly 100 and there was a 100 in the selection. fwiw.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Getting a UK Countdown ranking
Replies: 14
Views: 4563

Re: Getting a UK Countdown ranking

On the one hand it's definitely a nice idea, in that it would bring an incentive for players to aim higher if they knew they were aiming for some sort of public exposure. However, the down side would be that it might actually put off some people from attending CO events. For example, the 2 ladies w...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:23 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CoBliviLon13 (aka CoKX) - 3rd August 2013
Replies: 36
Views: 12344

Re: CoBliviLon13 (aka CoKX) - 3rd August 2013

Reasonable excuse but please do the decent thing and turn up pass-out drunk at 6am. Ta.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:48 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Fifty Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Replies: 36
Views: 8507

Re: Fifty Degrees of Kevin Bacon

I'll add three: Kevin Bacon … Connection: Meryl Streep … Connection: Uma Thurman … Connection: Dwayne Johnson … Connection: Samuel L Jackson … Connection: Harrison Ford … Connection: Sean Connery … Connection: John Cleese … Connection: Cameron Diaz … Connection: Tom Cruise … Connection: Dustin Hoffm...
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:31 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday July 4th 2013 (Series 69 Prelim 4)
Replies: 9
Views: 3279

Re: Spoilers for Thursday July 4th 2013 (Series 69 Prelim 4)

Distinctly heard Nick mention Steve's first opponent last Tuesday was Mark.... but did not mention a final score. Mauro I reckon it was Mark D and the Countdown Team did not realise until after the recording that it was Mark Deeks who had applied under an alias. ;) Wasn't a very good choice of alia...
by Mark Deeks
Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Recently
Replies: 32
Views: 4959

Re: Recently

Hi Jason! Kate and Sarah are no longer with Countdown, unfortunately.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:47 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: aptoSOS.03
Replies: 16
Views: 6025

Re: aptoSOS.03

Those who I would say don't play much these days are you, Rhys, Charlie, Niall, Joe Harrison, Gevin, Jordan Leckonby, James Hall, Zubair, Ned, Eskay and Danny Pledger. Of that I'm assuming you, Charlie and Gevin are easy enough to notify when the time comes. Joe's banned so discount him. Ned goes th...
by Mark Deeks
Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:46 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: aptoSOS.03
Replies: 16
Views: 6025

Re: aptoSOS.03

Might be a good idea to Aptomail all those who signed up to check they still want to be signed up. The sign-up period has been so long that some of those guys don't come around any more.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:27 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Sports puzzles
Replies: 50
Views: 10391

Re: Sports puzzles

Yes there is. Treble twenty, treble twenty, double nineteen and a half. Or treble twenty, single 49, bull.
by Mark Deeks
Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who would you like to see in DC?
Replies: 219
Views: 41673

Re: Who would you like to see in DC?

At the Comic Relief marathon, Mark Watson said he'd "absolutely love" to be in Dictionary Corner. I assume he meant it. He'd be good at it, too, I reckon.
by Mark Deeks
Fri May 31, 2013 5:48 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Dictionary corner....
Replies: 16
Views: 4185

Re: Dictionary corner....

I can't see that a few obscure words from Dictionary Corner would alienate anyone. They're not going to impress anyone. Some might, the "nice" words - while it's always subjective as to what makes a nice word, stuff the general public might actually encounter at some point probably counts...
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 28, 2013 12:34 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Teatime teaser clues
Replies: 3
Views: 1257

Re: Teatime teaser clues

There'll be three more tomorrow, hopefully they'll redeem the concept then.
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 28, 2013 12:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Dictionary corner....
Replies: 16
Views: 4185

Re: Dictionary corner....

It's about what Penelope wants. Obscure words you'll never need to know can alienate viewers who aren't too intense about the word knowledge.
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 22, 2013 8:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 22nd May 2013 (Series 68, Prelim 45)
Replies: 11
Views: 3813

Re: Wednesday 22nd May 2013 (Series 68, Prelim 45)

Still, not to worry. It was only in front of about two million people.
Studio must have been packed that day because Countdown hasn't churned out those numbers in about 85 years. Don't you read the Daily Mail?
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 22, 2013 3:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: T-shirts
Replies: 13
Views: 2697

Re: T-shirts

I'm pretty big too, don't forget. *winks, flexes, drapes knackers on work surface, blushes, puts tiny knackers away again*
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 21, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: T-shirts
Replies: 13
Views: 2697

Re: T-shirts

That said, it would be quite fun for some random guy in sub-Saharan Africa to be walking around with Kirk's misspelt name on their chest. Fun thought. But yeah, I will take it off your hands nonetheless.
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 21, 2013 10:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: T-shirts
Replies: 13
Views: 2697

Re: T-shirts

Honestly not kidding about this - I was going through your pictures on Facebook yesterday (I was trying to find the one of Jono dressed as Robin Hood for the Apterous calendar), saw the Kirk Bevans is God one, and thought, I'd like that. And now this. SPOOKY coincidence.

I'll take it!
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 15, 2013 11:17 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Little and large, small and big!
Replies: 9
Views: 2127

Re: Little and large, small and big!

This level of unpredictability, devil-may-careness and wild uncontrollable danger seeking surely helps to brighten everyone's day.
by Mark Deeks
Sun May 12, 2013 10:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Guess who...
Replies: 476
Views: 54039

Re: Guess who...

Richard Blackwood?
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 08, 2013 10:26 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

Oh you you you.
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 08, 2013 2:06 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

So, we had that rematch. http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=993319 It puts the "board game effect" into some context as well as the sleep deprivation one. Things of note: 1) The max on the board game version was 3,550. The max on the Apto version was 3,770. (NB: the more sedate numb...
by Mark Deeks
Mon May 06, 2013 9:47 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in Edinburgh 2 - Sat 2nd November
Replies: 83
Views: 29632

Re: Countdown in Edinburgh 2 - Sat 2nd November

Would like to be. Will know more in 5 months.
by Mark Deeks
Thu May 02, 2013 7:22 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Sports puzzles
Replies: 50
Views: 10391

Re: Sports puzzles

And only a minimum of 13 more frames to go! Thrilling stuff lined up there.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:22 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Sports puzzles
Replies: 50
Views: 10391

Re: Sports puzzles

Why are the high-value colours near the non-baulk end where they're easier to get to after potting reds? After you've potted a red, it's likely to be easier to pot the black or pink than one of the baulk colours, but you get more points for the easier shot than for the harder one. Surely it makes m...
by Mark Deeks
Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:48 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CoBliviLon13 (aka CoKX) - 3rd August 2013
Replies: 36
Views: 12344

Re: CoBliviLon13 (aka CoKX) - 3rd August 2013

Do you need condoms in a bumming situation? Asking for a friend.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.
Replies: 85
Views: 24386

Re: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.

I dunno Rhys. There's something to be said for acting your age.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:46 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Masters 2013
Replies: 13
Views: 5505

Re: Apterous Masters 2013

Well done to Innis! He won 6-5. We managed three max games (including a double) and 11 crucials in 11 games, which is not bad going.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:05 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Masters 2013
Replies: 13
Views: 5505

Re: Apterous Masters 2013

If anyone wishes to spectate the final, it'll start in about 25 minutes.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 24 Hour Scrabble World Record Attempt
Replies: 3
Views: 2030

Re: 24 Hour Scrabble World Record Attempt

FAO Innis Carson :)

Is this an attempt for points scored or for longevity?
by Mark Deeks
Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:25 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

There's the small 19 meg option also at that link, silly goose!
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

Done.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

I'm going to make it easier for you and make a self-aggrandizing Facebook photo album.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

It's a she, and she really has.

On page 165 is a picture of me and Innis hitting a man in the face with a Victoria Sponge.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

Matt Morrison wrote:Also who are these girls in the background that Mark keeps flirting with? What are they doing there, and are they hot as fuck?

Page 498.

Would.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

Note on page 161, proof of the time at 7am in the morning when the whole crowd came to visit us, and left coats and cake. No one saw this, I don't think, so finally there's some proof it actually happened. Possibly my favourite moment of the whole thing.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46629

Re: Countdown for Comic Relief

One of the members of the audience for this show minuted the entire thing. And while it's taken them six weeks to do it, they have finally finished writing up those minutes. All 94,000 words of them. The Countdowning features heavily - there is a round by round recap that even includes definitions. ...
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:25 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Conundrum non-solutions
Replies: 3
Views: 1347

Re: Conundrum non-solutions

Jimmy Gough did it by mistake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94MpV0OGPo
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Coincidence
Replies: 224
Views: 82735

Re: Coincidence

It was something to do.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Coincidence
Replies: 224
Views: 82735

Re: Coincidence

In the crush around the Houses of Parliament at the Queen's jubilee celebrations, with 1.5 million people in attendance, Ryan SWEARS he saw me. I didn't see him back, but I do honestly remember thinking at the time that I heard someone shout "MAAHHHHK!!!", so I believe him.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:16 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1740
Views: 710809

Re: Ask Graeme?

Has there ever been a show where there has been two or three numbers games which have only required a single working (for instance, 106 - 100,6 and any other four)? Also, full kudos to Graeme and everyone for this thread. It's an amazing font of information. I'm pretty sure there was once a numbers...
by Mark Deeks
Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:34 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March '13
Replies: 20
Views: 4924

Re: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March

Well then I think we should claim it. 6 points and an extra max onto the total please 8-)
by Mark Deeks
Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:59 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March '13
Replies: 20
Views: 4924

Re: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March

MEETER is valid on Apterous and always has been. CONTROVERSY.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Rhys Benjamin on Suicide Watch
Replies: 19
Views: 5076

Re: Rhys Benjamin on Suicide Watch

No one spoke ill of her. No one rejoiced.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Rhys Benjamin on Suicide Watch
Replies: 19
Views: 5076

Re: Rhys Benjamin on Suicide Watch

Be strong, brother.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:13 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Celebrity pairs
Replies: 17
Views: 2395

Re: Celebrity pairs

When I was a young, idiotic boy, I was convinced that the BBC Six o Clock News reader Nicholas Witchell was actually the first man on the moon Neil Armstrong, and that the actor Peter Sellars was actually Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, based solely off of this stamp. (Collected stamps as a boy and r...
by Mark Deeks
Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March '13
Replies: 20
Views: 4924

Re: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March

Maybe if we have something similar in 2 years time for the 27th anniversary, maybe we should get another 2 players to do 27 hours of Countdown, as it's fair to say that this has proved to be a fantastic idea, and I think it definitely needs to be repeated in the future. Well, we would do it again, ...
by Mark Deeks
Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March '13
Replies: 20
Views: 4924

Re: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March

Reading back those last rounds gave me a nice warm feeling. They were pretty amped. I hope Innis won't mind me mentioning that he was as into is as I've ever seen him into anything - the surrealness of the whole thing (especially with Rachel dealing), the closeness of the score, the intensity. And a...
by Mark Deeks
Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March '13
Replies: 20
Views: 4924

Re: Countdown Marathon - Thursday 28 February/Friday 1 March

FWIW, I didn't really guess SIDEBOOB in that round. I declared first and only have 7 (BOOBIES), then AFTER innis outscored me I asked him to put my declaration is as that.

Great effort, James!
by Mark Deeks
Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:41 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday March 26th 2013 (Series 68 Prelim 13)
Replies: 34
Views: 7076

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday March 26th 2013 (Series 68 Prelim 1

It is freaking ridiculous, to be fair. But yeah.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:32 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday March 26th 2013 (Series 68 Prelim 13)
Replies: 34
Views: 7076

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday March 26th 2013 (Series 68 Prelim 1

LOSINGEST is a word actually used in American sport.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday March 26th 2013 (Series 68 Prelim 13)
Replies: 34
Views: 7076

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday March 26th 2013 (Series 68 Prelim 1

If today's challenger (haven't see the show so apologies for not knowing the name) Googles his/her own name some day soon, finds this thread, and sees a discussion about quite when and to whom they should have been served up as mere fodder, they're prolly going to be disrespected.