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by Oliver Garner
Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:32 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 476503

Re: Bug reports

Ben Hunter wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:It's my personal belief you can't be a fucking homophobe when you've kissed men with tongues
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That guy was so jokes on the Richard Dawkins documentary.
by Oliver Garner
Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:25 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for 2nd September 2010 (AND ALSO SEP 1st)
Replies: 17
Views: 3382

Re: Spoilers for 2nd September 2010 (AND ALSO SEP 1st)

The challenger had a dog called Howie. What kind of name is this? I bet its surname's Mandel. Peter was so much better.
by Oliver Garner
Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 1st September 2010 (Ser. 63, Prelim 38)
Replies: 5
Views: 1338

Re: Wednesday 1st September 2010 (Ser. 63, Prelim 38)

James Robinson wrote:
Oliver Garner wrote:Am I supposed to do yesterday's (31st August)
I make it that it's Dinos' turn in the rotation formation.
Ok, thanks
by Oliver Garner
Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:50 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 1st September 2010 (Ser. 63, Prelim 38)
Replies: 5
Views: 1338

Re: Wednesday 1st September 2010 (Ser. 63, Prelim 38)

Am I supposed to do yesterday's (31st August)
by Oliver Garner
Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Junior Championship Mark 2
Replies: 21
Views: 3554

Re: Junior Championship Mark 2

Shame my surname isn't spelt correctly but I'll let you off this time. Don't know where you get your scores and predictions from. A lot of the players there I don't recognise and I never watched Conor apart from in his C of C but I'm sure he would have beaten me every time. Otherwise, its nice to k...
by Oliver Garner
Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much of your life has been spoilt?
Replies: 6
Views: 1222

Re: How much of your life has been spoilt?

49 days 13 hours and 20 minutes (currently) in Innis's case :lol:
by Oliver Garner
Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Sproilers for Wednesday 1st September 2010
Replies: 14
Views: 1841

Re: Sproilers for Wednesday 1st September 2010

Usually hate alternative numbers solutions but I liked (10*4+6)*100/8
by Oliver Garner
Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 31st August
Replies: 8
Views: 1876

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 31st August

I am currently wearing exactly the same shirt as the challenger.
by Oliver Garner
Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Invalid like
Replies: 4
Views: 798

Invalid like

I just tried to like a post and it said the like was invalid. I tried to like the same post seconds later and it was valid. Interesting.
by Oliver Garner
Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Gaelic Football Thread
Replies: 74
Views: 13107

Re: The C4C Gaelic Football Thread

Eoin Monaghan wrote: the All-Ireland Final!
Not surprising really, can't think of any other countries which play Gaelic football.
by Oliver Garner
Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: ABSP Scrabble tournaments
Replies: 59
Views: 4661

Re: ABSP Scrabble tournaments

Cheers everyone - although I played well(ish) for the most part, quite a few of the 8 games I lost were winnable, especially on the first day. Played more sensibly on the next two days and, hey presto, I won more games. I gave my rack details of my final game against Laura Finley to Stewart Holden, ...
by Oliver Garner
Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Poll:Who is your favourite youth on this forum?
Replies: 20
Views: 3231

Re: Poll:Who is your favourite youth on this forum?

I voted for myself and Dinos; I was going to vote for Kai but he just beat me at Scrabble, so out of sheer petulance, I voted for myself.
by Oliver Garner
Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 27th 2010
Replies: 7
Views: 1557

Re: Spoilers For Friday August 27th 2010

R8? DC find CATHOUSE - an American word for a brothel. Cue questions by 5-year-olds to their parents 'Mummy, what's a brothel?'
by Oliver Garner
Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday August 25th 2010
Replies: 16
Views: 2115

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday August 25th 2010

JackHurst wrote: I think he should get another go in series 64, seemed like a decent good looking young man.
Is this Josh's revenge for what happened on Aptochat last night?
by Oliver Garner
Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:50 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday August 25th 2010
Replies: 16
Views: 2115

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday August 25th 2010

NEGATION round 8
by Oliver Garner
Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 10th August (Series 63, Prelim 27)
Replies: 5
Views: 1115

Re: Tuesday 10th August (Series 63, Prelim 27)

Round 5: 75, 9, 6, 7, 1, 4. Target: 373. C1: 373. (4+1)*75-9+7 (10) C2: - Score: 38–20 (max 39) Will Margaret's no score on this very doable numbers cost her. You say no score, but I seem to recall that she declared the target, but got her working wrong. You're right, but you're wrong to say she di...
by Oliver Garner
Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who would you like to see in DC?
Replies: 219
Views: 42103

Re: Who would you like to see in DC?

I would like to see former contestants, like Charlie Reams or Jon Corby. Maybe Scott Mearns. http://wiki.apterous.org/Charlie_Reams http://wiki.apterous.org/Jon_Corby http://wiki.apterous.org/Scott_Mearns I think these 3 people, especially the top two, need no introduction to us (or to each other).
by Oliver Garner
Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 10th August (Series 63, Prelim 27)
Replies: 5
Views: 1115

Tuesday 10th August (Series 63, Prelim 27)

Countdown recap for Tuesday 10 August 2010. C1: Champion Tom Rowell (3 wins, 278 points.) C2: Challenger Margaret Alldritt. DC: Susie Dent and William Roache. RR: Rachel Riley. OT: Other words or solutions. R01: N B M O E A D E T R02: F B L I O I G L E R03: N R L H O E O N A R04: Z H S R E A U P C R...
by Oliver Garner
Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:39 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Exam results
Replies: 151
Views: 18352

Re: Exam results

A* in Maths GCSE 1 year early
by Oliver Garner
Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday August 23rd 2010
Replies: 30
Views: 3773

Re: Spoilers For Monday August 23rd 2010

Well done Tom, you and Scott (plus a few others) should make for a good finals.
by Oliver Garner
Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday August 23rd 2010
Replies: 30
Views: 3773

Re: Spoilers For Monday August 23rd 2010

Eoin Monaghan wrote:
Oliver Garner wrote:
Eoin Monaghan wrote:COLOGNES as a beater in round 9.
*hands over paper*
*Let me have this one, I'm a series champion, I have to look good.*
*And smell good*
by Oliver Garner
Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:51 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday August 23rd 2010
Replies: 30
Views: 3773

Re: Spoilers For Monday August 23rd 2010

Eoin Monaghan wrote:COLOGNES as a beater in round 9.
*hands over paper*
by Oliver Garner
Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:57 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Words for 0
Replies: 30
Views: 4968

Re: Words for 0

yet to score/get off the mark
by Oliver Garner
Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 204025

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Eoin Monaghan wrote:Edward is having a brilliant gameweek so far, with 81 points and Evra still to play, as well as bonus points! Surely he'll exceed 100 points. He'll be going from 17th to near the top.
Doesn't matter too much that I'm having a stinker then :(
by Oliver Garner
Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:06 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Another footballer to appear on Countdown
Replies: 28
Views: 6592

Re: Another footballer to appear on Countdown

I watched Neil Mackenzie play for Tamworth against AFC Wimbledon. He got subbed just after half-time. Much better at Countdown that football, for sure, and the mighty Wombles won 3-0 (1-0 when he was replaced).
by Oliver Garner
Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:01 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Goatblitz 2010
Replies: 40
Views: 3973

Re: Goatblitz tourney anyone?

The GOATZYGOATMEISTER is in. So am I.
by Oliver Garner
Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:33 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 222
Views: 167234

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

I am! I wanted to play Chuckie Egg but not a PC remake, the actual Commodore 64 version. It was so complicated and then it involved downloading some emulator and it opened in winrar and then I had to extract it to somewhere but I had no idea what this meant so I probably messed it up. Then I had to...
by Oliver Garner
Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:41 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: COLEI guessing game spimlimminees
Replies: 19
Views: 3814

Re: COLEI guessing game spimlimminees

Got 56, guessed Tom Hargreaves for the first one. BTW, KNITWEAR was found by Grace Page against Julian Fell (the last episode I watched before Kai's first game)
by Oliver Garner
Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:10 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Recap: Mini Mischief Madness Mega Mayhem (Aug 2nd)
Replies: 7
Views: 1657

Re: Recap: Mini Mischief Madness Mega Mayhem (Aug 2nd)

will watch forreal when I get back from holiday (I'm in an internet cafe ATM) but this sounds bare awesumsauce, well done to both!
by Oliver Garner
Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:00 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 6B
Replies: 15
Views: 3252

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 6B

I finished on 5-1 +6 in the Open. Aren't I 4th?
by Oliver Garner
Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:59 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open Week 6
Replies: 22
Views: 3680

Re: Apterous Summer Open Week 6

I beat Edward McCullagh 2-1 in 3 good games a while ago on Monday night. GAME 1 http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=280658 Edward GLIDED into an early lead from two nice spots proved unassailable including the 9 TESTATION. My SPANIELS threatened a comeback, but him being a VOMITER over them se...
by Oliver Garner
Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:23 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The real Jon Gaunt surfaces.
Replies: 14
Views: 3466

Re: The real Jon Gaunt surfaces.

Coincidentally, in one of Gaunt's books for subchavs he lists Rolf Harris in his top ten Brits. It would be unfair not to share it, and no, I'm not making it up; The Queen Barbara Windsor Cliff Richard Henry Cooper Bruce Forsyth Joanna Lumley Alan Sugar Richard Branson Lorraine Kelly Rolf Harris No...
by Oliver Garner
Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 6th July (Series 63, Episode 7)
Replies: 0
Views: 573

Tuesday 6th July (Series 63, Episode 7)

Countdown recap for Tuesday 6 July 2010. C1: Champion Ryan Loughborough (4 wins, 337 points.) Ryan, an occasional apterite, is on a 4-game winning streak. He made some nice words yesterday. C2: Challenger Lee Prince. Can Lee stop Ryan today? DC: Susie Dent and Gino d'Acampo. RR: Rachel Riley. OT: Ot...
by Oliver Garner
Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 3
Replies: 56
Views: 8201

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 3

Dinos 2 Ollie 1 Dinos was the better player, but key bottlings^ of words cost me game 2 and a 2-0 win. http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=270714 http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=270720 (WOOLMAN and HURTIER bottled and I had PLACID when I got PLAUDIT^ wrong) http://www.apterous.org/vi...
by Oliver Garner
Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Missile Guidance
Replies: 10
Views: 6304

Re: Missile Guidance

Matt Morrison wrote:Hang on, is this missile guidance stuff a bit like induction?
ask Kirk
by Oliver Garner
Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:38 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What would you have done?
Replies: 38
Views: 4540

Re: What would you have done?

Well stopping the ball going in the goal is probably Suarez's natural reaction, so I would say my response doesn't fit into either category; thus my response is 'Other'.
by Oliver Garner
Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Supreme Championship 2
Replies: 60
Views: 7508

Supreme Championship 2

Someone on the internet has predicted (not particularly accurately IMHO) what would happen in a Supreme Championship (Series 34-61)
http://challonge.com/scc10
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:54 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Good idea for a variant?
Replies: 277
Views: 38683

Re: Good idea for a variant?

No. I think this is better: if your word length is equal to the length of the longest possible word in the dictionary, you get twice the points for that word (a rule which is REALLY used on http://www.wedigtv.com . I played it there many times). I call it The Undefeatable Dictionary. Kirk would get...
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:58 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Good idea for a variant?
Replies: 277
Views: 38683

Re: Good idea for a variant?

Adding to Dmitry's idea, I've thought of a variation for letters. You could have 9 letters, and you can use one of the letters unlimitedly. You 2x, 3x, 4x etc your score the number of times you use it. However, if you use the E 3 times eg STEEPER and your opponent uses it twice eg PEDERAST, your opp...
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:49 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: FIFA World Cup 2010
Replies: 328
Views: 29310

Re: FIFA World Cup 2010

Just for fun, here are my round of 16 predictons Uruguay 1 South Korea 1 AET South Korea to win on pens. USA 3 Ghana 2 Germany 1 England 2 AET Argentina 2 Mexico 2 AET Mexico to win on pens. Holland 3 Slovakia 1 Brazil 1 Chile 0 Paraguay 2 Japan 3 AET Spain 1 Portugal 1 AET Spain to win on pens. An...
by Oliver Garner
Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:34 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday June 18th 2010 (Grand Final)
Replies: 36
Views: 4841

Re: Spoilers For Friday June 18th 2010 (Grand Final)

Kirk Bevins wrote:
:(

I haven't seen 3 episodes but decided I was safe to read the Grand Final thread as I'd already seen it. Oh well. Might just read the reviews now.
Sorry, didn't mean to spoil your enjoyment :(
by Oliver Garner
Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday June 18th 2010 (Grand Final)
Replies: 36
Views: 4841

Re: Spoilers For Friday June 18th 2010 (Grand Final)

Sorry for not saying so earlier, but thanks very much for all the nice comments. I had a brilliant time up there and really enjoyed meeting my fellow finalists (and Kevin!) as well as some of the other forumites. Also congrats to Scott on his well-deserved octochampdom. Thanks to Charlie because wit...
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:36 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday June 11th 2010
Replies: 20
Views: 3078

Re: Spoilers For Friday June 11th 2010

Chris Davies wrote:Did the conundrum really beat everyone in the audience?
Lee Graham (no 6 seed) got it after a couple of seconds but was not allowed to answer.
by Oliver Garner
Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:48 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday June 10th 2010
Replies: 16
Views: 2706

Re: Spoilers For Thursday June 10th 2010

Lol just read this. Just being honest, I know yourself you will have been disappointed by OUTLANDER. With all that said I really can't see anyone beating you. Craig is the only one who IMO will come close. I did see OUTLANDER, but didn't think it was in. None of the contestants/forumites present we...
by Oliver Garner
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday June 10th 2010
Replies: 16
Views: 2706

Re: Spoilers For Thursday June 10th 2010

Ryan Taylor wrote:Ryan Taylor 123 - 105 Oliver Garner

Thankfully you weren't against a better opponent as you may have been finished by some misses. That said, it was still a good performance with a 9 and a nice 123 score, so well done!
JUST RUIN MY EVENING WON'T YOU :x
Kidding mate, well done.
by Oliver Garner
Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:37 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous World Cup.
Replies: 85
Views: 11244

Re: Apterous World Cup.

Yes please!
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday June 4th 2010
Replies: 30
Views: 2694

Re: Spoilers For Friday June 4th 2010

Jon Gaunt - 'It must be one of those Americanisms - I have no idea where it came from' A-LOL
by Oliver Garner
Sat May 29, 2010 12:40 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bash Room 5 min Aptochallenge
Replies: 4
Views: 1597

Bash Room 5 min Aptochallenge

No one seems to be using the bash room any more so I gave myself 5 minutes to get as many as possible (if you are the only one in the room and you get it, it gives you another one immediately). I got 18/24, which I'm sure can be beaten easily so I shall set the challenge out to you. Obviously, since...
by Oliver Garner
Sat May 29, 2010 11:57 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Friday 28 May 2010 (Series 62, Prelim 95)
Replies: 2
Views: 635

Re: Friday 28 May 2010 (Series 62, Prelim 95)

More New Malden awesomeness :D
by Oliver Garner
Wed May 26, 2010 6:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!
Replies: 245
Views: 31385

Re: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!

May I take this opportunity to thank Michael and CF for organising a fantastic tournament and to those whose drinking meant I actually had a chance of beating them. Here's hoping for a CO:LON 2011!!!
by Oliver Garner
Wed May 26, 2010 4:16 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
Replies: 253
Views: 206988

Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes

Wendy Trigg (my 6th game opponent) is on the Chase at the moment.