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- Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
- Replies: 452
- Views: 117527
Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Dear MWM, Have you got enough on your plate, running your own business in this tough economic time without dealing with our inane questions? Thanks, Jon, Farnborough. Well, assuming it won't be considered to be too annoying to mention....this made me A-lol Never ever be afraid to quote a post only ...
- Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:54 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
- Replies: 56
- Views: 5287
Re: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
From other threads, some of you will have gathered that I worked for Bradford Council for 32 years before leaving on a redundancy / managed early retirement package last November. A rest and several unsuccessful job applications later, I started full time with West Yorks Fire & Rescue Service in...
- Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:39 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday September 23rd 2009
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4819
Re: Spoilers For Wednesday September 23rd 2009
I can't see James Robinson. I actually look for James everytime they go to an audience spot. It sort of reminds me of the great days when I used to look for Wally in the Where's Wally books. I seem to recall saying I wasn't there that day. I don't go to the Monday recordings, because it's hard to g...
- Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:59 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: September Daily Duels
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1943
Re: September Daily Duels
I feel really chuffed to have reached the dizzy heights of equal 2nd place with 6 out of 8 maxes in yesterday's duel. It's a shame I didn't go for SPRAYDECK instead of the DECKSPRAY I declared for the conundrum. I really would have had bragging rights then. Alas, I'm back to my usual standard on tod...
- Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:42 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Classic Editions.
- Replies: 73
- Views: 10272
- Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:10 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 16th September 2009
- Replies: 58
- Views: 4768
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 16th September 2009
Well played Jeff
I, too, would have been tempted to go for DELUXE having been a big fan of Be Bop Deluxe in the 1970's.
Best of luck for tomorrow (or is it today now?)
I, too, would have been tempted to go for DELUXE having been a big fan of Be Bop Deluxe in the 1970's.
Best of luck for tomorrow (or is it today now?)
- Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:53 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Naughtiest Names
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1324
Naughtiest Names
I was intrigued to see this article in the Daily Express the other day:
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/125 ... or-teacher
I wonder what Callum, Conor, Jack and Charlie make of it?
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/125 ... or-teacher
I wonder what Callum, Conor, Jack and Charlie make of it?
- Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:47 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Monday September 14th 2009
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2761
Re: Spoilers For Monday September 14th 2009
As per usual, I watched it on Sky+ this morning and managed to get my best score in some time - 127.
Not mentioned so far - got RONDEAU as a DC beater in rd13.
Not mentioned so far - got RONDEAU as a DC beater in rd13.
- Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:07 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How autistic are you?
- Replies: 125
- Views: 18688
Re: How autistic are you?
25 for me - the same as Kirk.
Shame my Apterous scores don't match his as well!!
Shame my Apterous scores don't match his as well!!
- Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:51 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 9th September 2009
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4498
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 9th September 2009
It's good to see 2 normal people playing against each other. The continual stream of "apterous superstars" is a bit wearing. Who are you calling "normal"? :shock: In the "HORNIEST" round, I kept seeing THORNIEST (which I had on my audition) and I couldn't get that out ...
- Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:52 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Monday 7th July
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3743
Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July
Chris Davies He doesn't take the piss Chris Davies He'll seldom ever miss Chris Davies We'll never boo or hiss Chris Davies We all will blow a kiss Chris Davies The man you cannot diss Chris Davies Davies Davies Davies! Philip Jarvis come back, all is forgiven! Thanks for the mention in the quote h...
- Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:32 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tell us something surprising about yourself
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7325
Re: Tell us something surprising about yourself
I'm a Justice of the Peace.
- Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:44 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday September 2nd, 2009
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2934
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday September 2nd, 2009
Audi Quattro
Re: Religion
Wow - this thread has certainly wound up a few people. Although I was christened CofE, I have never considered myself to be religious. I don't want to get involved in a debate about this, but another C4C member made me aware of this site: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ I found the film quite interes...
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:10 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
- Replies: 94
- Views: 8532
Re: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
Maybe not blown away - but IMO still a pretty impressive performance from Chris. Well done.
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:56 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
- Replies: 94
- Views: 8532
Re: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
(75+7) x 8 + 4
or
(7 x 100) - ((4+1) x 8)
or
(7 x 100) - ((4+1) x 8)
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:39 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
- Replies: 94
- Views: 8532
Re: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
Blimey - Chris has got long hair.
Neck and neck in part 1. It's getting tense.
Neck and neck in part 1. It's getting tense.
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:40 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: See for see
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2942
Re: See for see
Didn't really talk to anyone else for long enough but they were all sound as pounds. Ben - Since I'm not mentioned earlier, I guess I must fall into this category? I'm shocked that I didn't qualify as somebody who spent a reasonable amount of time talking to you :cry: If my memory serves me correct...
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:40 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Down?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 6405
Re: Apterous Down?
We'll just have to hope he can fix it remotely .......... whilst drinking a nice Chianti.
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:31 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Exam results
- Replies: 151
- Views: 18061
Re: Exam results
A-lol ...meaning " actually laugh/laughed/laughing out loud" - it's a term I invented a year or two ago as a response to the meaningless of "lol" and is very slowly spreading around the internet. I must get round to getting t-shirts printed. Like a positive version of A-hole rea...
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:22 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Down?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 6405
Re: Apterous Down?
Crikey!!
Looking at Chat Archive, it's been down since about 8.00pm last night and is still down.
Where's Charlie? Is he on holiday? If so, when does he come back?
Could we be without Apterous for the next 2 weeks??
Looking at Chat Archive, it's been down since about 8.00pm last night and is still down.
Where's Charlie? Is he on holiday? If so, when does he come back?
Could we be without Apterous for the next 2 weeks??
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:30 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
- Replies: 94
- Views: 8532
Re: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
P.S. Is "Apterees" the correct plural for people who go on Apterous :?: If not, what is :?: I've previously used the term "Apterites" and nobody has corrected me. Best of luck to Chris . Looking at his performances on Apterous, I can't wait to see how he goes on in the studio. E...
- Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:49 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Leftie or Rightie
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2923
Re: Leftie or Rightie
Do you find it's the same when you try tossing with your left hand?Matt Morrison wrote:I am shit at throwing stuff with my left hand.
- Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:28 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Bug reports
- Replies: 2157
- Views: 455754
Re: Bug reports
I haven't played much over the past week or so, but everytime I do, I've got a problem with the conundrum freezing. e.g. On yesterdays duel, I typed in the answer to the conundrum but when I hit enter, it froze. I had to log out and come back in but the game had disappeared. Checking this morning, I...
- Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:34 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: I feel good.........!!
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3062
Re: I feel good.........!!
Derek Hazell wrote:Superb Philip. I am glad you're a happily married man, because you look very masculine.Philip Jarvis wrote:Started my new job on Monday. Having a great time.
I've changed my avatar to a photo taken of me yesterday.
- Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:32 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: I feel good.........!!
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3062
Re: I feel good.........!!
Yes - I'm buzzing with excitement.Phil Reynolds wrote:Haha. You look like a wasp.Philip Jarvis wrote:I've changed my avatar to a photo taken of me yesterday.
- Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:03 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: I feel good.........!!
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3062
Re: I feel good.........!!
Started my new job on Monday. Having a great time.
I've changed my avatar to a photo taken of me yesterday.
I've changed my avatar to a photo taken of me yesterday.
- Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:20 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous stopgap
- Replies: 34
- Views: 5683
Re: apterous stopgap
Unbelievable!
I get 2 9 letter words in the 1st 4 rounds of a game - OUTLINERS & MACAROONS and then the system goes down and I can't get back in.
I'm off to bed
I get 2 9 letter words in the 1st 4 rounds of a game - OUTLINERS & MACAROONS and then the system goes down and I can't get back in.
I'm off to bed
Re: Good deed
That's brilliant John. My faith in human nature has been restored. I wonder if he'll contact his solicitors to re-write his will when he returns to Scotland. I remember when I was in my late teens, I found a diary in a telephone kiosk. There was a name and address (about 5 miles away) inside and so ...
- Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:22 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Where did you go on holiday this year?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3182
Re: Where did you go on holiday this year?
will be back to see the Mighty Terriers give Stockport a good stuffing in the Carling Cup on Tuesday. :) :D Hi James - I see you only live a couple of miles away from me. I've been a Bradford City season ticket holder for about 30 years. I've missed the derbies with Huddersfield over the last coupl...
- Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:11 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Light up and enjoy a fag?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2741
Re: Light up and enjoy a fag?
No - my dad is John Milton Jarvis.Phil Reynolds wrote:You mean your dad isn't Martin Jarvis?Philip Jarvis wrote:My dad (who was named after the poet John Milton)
Martin is my cousin
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:46 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Where did you go on holiday this year?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3182
Where did you go on holiday this year?
This subject started as a spin-off to the "Apterous on Tour" thread and I thought it merited a thread in its own right. I started out this year with a week in Las Vegas in late January. Just me and the wife went (we left the kids at home with a friend). We stayed at THEHotel at Mandalay Ba...
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:58 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown ?ing
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1780
Re: Countdown ?ing
Your choice but it might be worthwhile putting it to our Chairman.Phil Reynolds wrote:To whom?Philip Jarvis wrote:Thanks Phil - but I think I'll pass on that offer.
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:46 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown ?ing
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1780
Re: Countdown ?ing
Thanks Phil - but I think I'll pass on that offer.Phil Reynolds wrote:Just wait till you see my inverted T.Philip Jarvis wrote:Does the bloke with the longest dick win the round? It brings a whole new meaning to "I've got a 9!"Phil Reynolds wrote:Strip countdown.
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:32 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown ?ing
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1780
Re: Countdown ?ing
Does the bloke with the longest dick win the round? It brings a whole new meaning to "I've got a 9!"Phil Reynolds wrote:Strip countdown.
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:06 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Light up and enjoy a fag?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2741
Re: Light up and enjoy a fag?
Can this be used as a thread for Smokers Amonymous? If so, I'll just say- Hello - my name is Philip and I'm a smoker. After 33 years of smoking (about 20 a day), I'm now on my 4th day without a cigarette. I'm being helped by a wonderful drug called Champix. I'm determined to give up this time, so wi...
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:14 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous on tour
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4040
Re: apterous on tour
I really don't know where I'm going with this. Oh yeah, I've remembered now. What I meant to say was that, with a bit more forward planning, Matt could have holidayed in Yorkshire, thus completing a pleasing Yorkshire -> Warwickshire -> West Country holiday triangle. I was going to reply last night...
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:55 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous on tour
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4040
Re: apterous on tour
p.s. Me, me wife and me 2 youngest kids went on holiday to Warwickshire last week. On Thursday, all 4 of us went to Oxford for the first time in our lives. We had lived a collective 117 years before our eyes had the pleasure of beholding the many different colleges in the city centre. So ....... to...
- Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:37 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous on tour
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4040
Re: apterous on tour
Then perhaps those of us who were not 'cleverer' enough to go to university (particularly Oxbridge) might have the benefit of further education. Not too sure why you pick out 'cleverer' - it's specified in the NODE... (oh, and I don't think Cambridge ever really cared about my grammar, it's not too...
Re: Breakfast
The Raffles Cafe at the Mandalay Bay hotel in Las Vegas does a great Eggs Benedict.
- Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:07 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous on tour
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4040
Re: apterous on tour
Myself and Emily are still unable to connnect when trying to go to http://www.apterous.org. Do you ever say "Myself is..."? Just wondering. No, I'd say "I am". Thank you all for the lesson in grammar. Seriously though, should this and the following posts be in the thread of tour...
- Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:25 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous on tour
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4040
Re: apterous on tour
Is this server transfer going to take much longer?
Myself and Emily are still unable to connnect when trying to go to http://www.apterous.org.
Our internet service provider is BTInternet. Does this have anything to do with it?
Myself and Emily are still unable to connnect when trying to go to http://www.apterous.org.
Our internet service provider is BTInternet. Does this have anything to do with it?
- Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:25 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which famous people died on your birthday?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1991
Re: Which famous people died on your birthday?
Possibly several members of the "Busby Babes" Manchester Utd football team (See Celebrity Twins post)
- Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:22 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Who's your celebrity twin?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3939
Re: Who's your celebrity twin?
I can't find anyone, but apparently .... the Dutch auto-transmission DAF 600 car was introduced.
Oh ....... and it was the day after the Munich air disaster.
Oh ....... and it was the day after the Munich air disaster.
- Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:02 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 15848
Re: Official Thread of Brag
I assume Eric was a newbie because I wouldn't expect more established players to intentionally clear off part way through a game. As I haven't seen another Eric on apterous, i'm assuming this is a friend of mine, Eric Flynn. Thinking about it, I may have subconsciously opened the chat with "Hi...
- Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:32 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
- Replies: 1961
- Views: 1059654
Re: Welcome! - Post here first
Hi Nick - welcome. Enjoyed the game against you the other day. I'm sure we'll have a few other matches in future.Nick Boldock wrote:Er... hello there then.
First post.
Just discovered Apterous a couple of days ago... the best thing since sliced bread or what?!
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:00 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 15848
Re: Apterous Etiquette
I'm not quite sure why some people seem to have got the idea that Emily was annoyed or offended at Chris's aptochat outburst. There is nothing in the posts I have made that suggests this. On the contrary, as I've already stated, Emily found it hilarious at the time and (rightly or wrongly) tried to ...
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:15 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The fantastic Jeff Stelling
- Replies: 91
- Views: 11042
Re: The fantastic Jeff Stelling
Aaah! I missed that one from Jon.Charlie Reams wrote:Are you Jon Corby in disguise? (If so, it's quite a good disguise.)Philip Jarvis wrote:"I've got a duffle coat at home and it's great. It's got nine buttons, but I can only fascinate."
Anyway - Jon's coat has got 10 buttons and mine's got 9!
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:05 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The fantastic Jeff Stelling
- Replies: 91
- Views: 11042
Re: The fantastic Jeff Stelling
A primary school teacher asked her class to make up a sentence using the same word twice, but attached to different words. That reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago. It went something like this - Paddy applied for a job as a roadsweeper. There were that many applicants, they had an aptitude ...
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:49 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 15848
Re: Official Thread of Brag
So you try and wind someone up, but also get annoyed at their being wound up? Seems a little odd. Not sure where you get the "annoyed" bit from Matt. Having said that, Emily was probably annoyed when Chris abandoned the game after round 14. However, to his credit, Chris came straight back...
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:25 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Maspoiler for Monday 20 July 2009
- Replies: 89
- Views: 7617
Re: Maspoiler for Monday 20 July 2009
Congratulations Andrew
Great set of performances. Can't wait for the finals. There should be some fantastic matches.
Great set of performances. Can't wait for the finals. There should be some fantastic matches.
- Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:30 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 15848
Re: Official Thread of Brag
But srsly why is this is in the thread of brag? I'm not too familiar with the Apterous part of the forum. When Emily told me about her win, she was really chuffed and wanted to brag about it. This seemed the logical place. I didn't think it was appropriate to start a new thread. Although a bit shoc...
- Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:46 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 15848
Re: Official Thread of Brag
Chris didn't actually declare GANDISEEG. That was Emily's joke afterwards.Matt Morrison wrote:Also, you should never, ever question someone playing GANDISEEG.
Good brag though, well played Emily.
- Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:23 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 15848
Apterous Etiquette
My daughter Emily played this game earlier today against Chris Maudsley: http://apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=95365 The following interchange occurred on Aptochat after he left the game at round 14: 2009-07-20 15:58:57 Chris Maudsley: I HATE THIS GAME. I NEVER WIN, AND I WISH THAT I'D NEVER DISCOVE...
- Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:50 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 9th July (Andrew Hulme)
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3525
Re: Spoilers for Thursday 9th July (Andrew Hulme)
Just watched the recording. Fantastic debut Andrew.
You looked really cool and relaxed in the chair. On that form, I think you'll be going on a long run.
You looked really cool and relaxed in the chair. On that form, I think you'll be going on a long run.
- Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:32 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Reappearances
- Replies: 94
- Views: 10034
Re: Reappearances
It seems to me that Damian had simply had enough of the ongoing discussions on this subject and decided to put a stop to it. I'm sure that's exactly what happened, and I'm sure you're feeling frustrated and you want to blame someone, but you can hardly get annoyed with people for discussing somethi...
- Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Reappearances
- Replies: 94
- Views: 10034
Re: Reappearances
Nice one - No they're Agoutis. The clue is in my signature.Derek Hazell wrote: .. the avatar is cute. Are they the same squirrels that you fished out of that woman's cleavage earlier?
- Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:45 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Reappearances
- Replies: 94
- Views: 10034
Re: Reappearances
Thanks for the sympathy votes. There is some discussion on the "2nd chance" thread about inadequate checks and "slipping through the net". Just to clarify, I feel I need to state that I have been up front right from the start. When I emailed my application in March, I clearly sta...
- Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:10 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Reappearances
- Replies: 94
- Views: 10034
Re: Reappearances
Thought I'd change my avatar and add a signature - several reasons: 1. Achieved Acolyte status 2. Received letter dated 2 July confirming my audition in Manchester on 17 July. 3. Noted thread dated 3 July re contestants who deserve a 2nd chance - didn't feel the need to respond and ignored it therea...
- Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:13 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
- Replies: 257
- Views: 207395
Re: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
I don't exactly know what is wrong with my PC, but I'd tried unsuccessfully on several occasions to play Apterous since about last December. My problem was that everytime a new letter appeared on the board, all previous letters would change to the latest letter (i.e. if the last letter was "C&q...