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by Philip Jarvis
Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 117527

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Dear MWM, Have you got enough on your plate, running your own business in this tough economic time without dealing with our inane questions? Thanks, Jon, Farnborough. Well, assuming it won't be considered to be too annoying to mention....this made me A-lol Never ever be afraid to quote a post only ...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:54 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
Replies: 56
Views: 5287

Re: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]

From other threads, some of you will have gathered that I worked for Bradford Council for 32 years before leaving on a redundancy / managed early retirement package last November. A rest and several unsuccessful job applications later, I started full time with West Yorks Fire & Rescue Service in...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:39 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday September 23rd 2009
Replies: 50
Views: 4819

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday September 23rd 2009

I can't see James Robinson. I actually look for James everytime they go to an audience spot. It sort of reminds me of the great days when I used to look for Wally in the Where's Wally books. I seem to recall saying I wasn't there that day. I don't go to the Monday recordings, because it's hard to g...
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:59 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: September Daily Duels
Replies: 13
Views: 1943

Re: September Daily Duels

I feel really chuffed to have reached the dizzy heights of equal 2nd place with 6 out of 8 maxes in yesterday's duel. It's a shame I didn't go for SPRAYDECK instead of the DECKSPRAY I declared for the conundrum. I really would have had bragging rights then. Alas, I'm back to my usual standard on tod...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:42 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Classic Editions.
Replies: 73
Views: 10272

Re: Classic Editions.

by Philip Jarvis
Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:10 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 16th September 2009
Replies: 58
Views: 4768

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 16th September 2009

Well played Jeff

I, too, would have been tempted to go for DELUXE having been a big fan of Be Bop Deluxe in the 1970's.

Best of luck for tomorrow (or is it today now?)
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:53 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Naughtiest Names
Replies: 7
Views: 1324

Naughtiest Names

I was intrigued to see this article in the Daily Express the other day:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/125 ... or-teacher

I wonder what Callum, Conor, Jack and Charlie make of it?
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:47 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday September 14th 2009
Replies: 22
Views: 2761

Re: Spoilers For Monday September 14th 2009

As per usual, I watched it on Sky+ this morning and managed to get my best score in some time - 127.

Not mentioned so far - got RONDEAU as a DC beater in rd13.
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How autistic are you?
Replies: 125
Views: 18688

Re: How autistic are you?

25 for me - the same as Kirk.

Shame my Apterous scores don't match his as well!!
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:51 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 9th September 2009
Replies: 34
Views: 4498

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 9th September 2009

It's good to see 2 normal people playing against each other. The continual stream of "apterous superstars" is a bit wearing. Who are you calling "normal"? :shock: In the "HORNIEST" round, I kept seeing THORNIEST (which I had on my audition) and I couldn't get that out ...
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:52 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 7th July
Replies: 62
Views: 3743

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Chris Davies He doesn't take the piss Chris Davies He'll seldom ever miss Chris Davies We'll never boo or hiss Chris Davies We all will blow a kiss Chris Davies The man you cannot diss Chris Davies Davies Davies Davies! Philip Jarvis come back, all is forgiven! Thanks for the mention in the quote h...
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Tell us something surprising about yourself
Replies: 64
Views: 7325

Re: Tell us something surprising about yourself

I'm a Justice of the Peace.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Religion
Replies: 548
Views: 144274

Re: Religion

Wow - this thread has certainly wound up a few people. Although I was christened CofE, I have never considered myself to be religious. I don't want to get involved in a debate about this, but another C4C member made me aware of this site: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ I found the film quite interes...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
Replies: 94
Views: 8532

Re: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009

Maybe not blown away - but IMO still a pretty impressive performance from Chris. Well done.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
Replies: 94
Views: 8532

Re: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009

(75+7) x 8 + 4
or
(7 x 100) - ((4+1) x 8)
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:39 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
Replies: 94
Views: 8532

Re: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009

Blimey - Chris has got long hair.

Neck and neck in part 1. It's getting tense.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: See for see
Replies: 31
Views: 2942

Re: See for see

Didn't really talk to anyone else for long enough but they were all sound as pounds. Ben - Since I'm not mentioned earlier, I guess I must fall into this category? I'm shocked that I didn't qualify as somebody who spent a reasonable amount of time talking to you :cry: If my memory serves me correct...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:40 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Down?
Replies: 60
Views: 6405

Re: Apterous Down?

We'll just have to hope he can fix it remotely .......... whilst drinking a nice Chianti.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Exam results
Replies: 151
Views: 18061

Re: Exam results

A-lol ...meaning " actually laugh/laughed/laughing out loud" - it's a term I invented a year or two ago as a response to the meaningless of "lol" and is very slowly spreading around the internet. I must get round to getting t-shirts printed. Like a positive version of A-hole rea...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:22 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Down?
Replies: 60
Views: 6405

Re: Apterous Down?

Crikey!!

Looking at Chat Archive, it's been down since about 8.00pm last night and is still down.

Where's Charlie? Is he on holiday? If so, when does he come back?

Could we be without Apterous for the next 2 weeks??
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:30 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009
Replies: 94
Views: 8532

Re: Spoilers For Friday August 28th 2009

P.S. Is "Apterees" the correct plural for people who go on Apterous :?: If not, what is :?: I've previously used the term "Apterites" and nobody has corrected me. Best of luck to Chris . Looking at his performances on Apterous, I can't wait to see how he goes on in the studio. E...
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:49 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Leftie or Rightie
Replies: 46
Views: 2923

Re: Leftie or Rightie

Matt Morrison wrote:I am shit at throwing stuff with my left hand.
Do you find it's the same when you try tossing with your left hand?
by Philip Jarvis
Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:28 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 455754

Re: Bug reports

I haven't played much over the past week or so, but everytime I do, I've got a problem with the conundrum freezing. e.g. On yesterdays duel, I typed in the answer to the conundrum but when I hit enter, it froze. I had to log out and come back in but the game had disappeared. Checking this morning, I...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:34 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: I feel good.........!!
Replies: 32
Views: 3062

Re: I feel good.........!!

Derek Hazell wrote:
Philip Jarvis wrote:Started my new job on Monday. Having a great time.

I've changed my avatar to a photo taken of me yesterday.
Superb Philip. I am glad you're a happily married man, because you look very masculine.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: I feel good.........!!
Replies: 32
Views: 3062

Re: I feel good.........!!

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Philip Jarvis wrote:I've changed my avatar to a photo taken of me yesterday.
Haha. You look like a wasp.
Yes - I'm buzzing with excitement.
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: I feel good.........!!
Replies: 32
Views: 3062

Re: I feel good.........!!

Started my new job on Monday. Having a great time.

I've changed my avatar to a photo taken of me yesterday.
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:20 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: apterous stopgap
Replies: 34
Views: 5683

Re: apterous stopgap

Unbelievable!

I get 2 9 letter words in the 1st 4 rounds of a game - OUTLINERS & MACAROONS and then the system goes down and I can't get back in.

I'm off to bed
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Good deed
Replies: 39
Views: 3596

Re: Good deed

That's brilliant John. My faith in human nature has been restored. I wonder if he'll contact his solicitors to re-write his will when he returns to Scotland. I remember when I was in my late teens, I found a diary in a telephone kiosk. There was a name and address (about 5 miles away) inside and so ...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:22 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where did you go on holiday this year?
Replies: 29
Views: 3182

Re: Where did you go on holiday this year?

will be back to see the Mighty Terriers give Stockport a good stuffing in the Carling Cup on Tuesday. :) :D Hi James - I see you only live a couple of miles away from me. I've been a Bradford City season ticket holder for about 30 years. I've missed the derbies with Huddersfield over the last coupl...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:11 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Light up and enjoy a fag?
Replies: 25
Views: 2741

Re: Light up and enjoy a fag?

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Philip Jarvis wrote:My dad (who was named after the poet John Milton)
You mean your dad isn't Martin Jarvis? :?
:lol: No - my dad is John Milton Jarvis.

Martin is my cousin ;)
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where did you go on holiday this year?
Replies: 29
Views: 3182

Where did you go on holiday this year?

This subject started as a spin-off to the "Apterous on Tour" thread and I thought it merited a thread in its own right. I started out this year with a week in Las Vegas in late January. Just me and the wife went (we left the kids at home with a friend). We stayed at THEHotel at Mandalay Ba...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown ?ing
Replies: 22
Views: 1780

Re: Countdown ?ing

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Philip Jarvis wrote:Thanks Phil - but I think I'll pass on that offer.
To whom?
Your choice but it might be worthwhile putting it to our Chairman.
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown ?ing
Replies: 22
Views: 1780

Re: Countdown ?ing

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Philip Jarvis wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:Strip countdown.
Does the bloke with the longest dick win the round? It brings a whole new meaning to "I've got a 9!"
Just wait till you see my inverted T.
Thanks Phil - but I think I'll pass on that offer.
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown ?ing
Replies: 22
Views: 1780

Re: Countdown ?ing

Phil Reynolds wrote:Strip countdown.
Does the bloke with the longest dick win the round? It brings a whole new meaning to "I've got a 9!"
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Light up and enjoy a fag?
Replies: 25
Views: 2741

Re: Light up and enjoy a fag?

Can this be used as a thread for Smokers Amonymous? If so, I'll just say- Hello - my name is Philip and I'm a smoker. After 33 years of smoking (about 20 a day), I'm now on my 4th day without a cigarette. I'm being helped by a wonderful drug called Champix. I'm determined to give up this time, so wi...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:14 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: apterous on tour
Replies: 44
Views: 4040

Re: apterous on tour

I really don't know where I'm going with this. Oh yeah, I've remembered now. What I meant to say was that, with a bit more forward planning, Matt could have holidayed in Yorkshire, thus completing a pleasing Yorkshire -> Warwickshire -> West Country holiday triangle. I was going to reply last night...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:55 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: apterous on tour
Replies: 44
Views: 4040

Re: apterous on tour

p.s. Me, me wife and me 2 youngest kids went on holiday to Warwickshire last week. On Thursday, all 4 of us went to Oxford for the first time in our lives. We had lived a collective 117 years before our eyes had the pleasure of beholding the many different colleges in the city centre. So ....... to...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:37 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: apterous on tour
Replies: 44
Views: 4040

Re: apterous on tour

Then perhaps those of us who were not 'cleverer' enough to go to university (particularly Oxbridge) might have the benefit of further education. Not too sure why you pick out 'cleverer' - it's specified in the NODE... (oh, and I don't think Cambridge ever really cared about my grammar, it's not too...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Breakfast
Replies: 57
Views: 13959

Re: Breakfast

The Raffles Cafe at the Mandalay Bay hotel in Las Vegas does a great Eggs Benedict.
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:07 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: apterous on tour
Replies: 44
Views: 4040

Re: apterous on tour

Myself and Emily are still unable to connnect when trying to go to http://www.apterous.org. Do you ever say "Myself is..."? Just wondering. No, I'd say "I am". Thank you all for the lesson in grammar. Seriously though, should this and the following posts be in the thread of tour...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:25 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: apterous on tour
Replies: 44
Views: 4040

Re: apterous on tour

Is this server transfer going to take much longer?

Myself and Emily are still unable to connnect when trying to go to http://www.apterous.org.

Our internet service provider is BTInternet. Does this have anything to do with it?
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Which famous people died on your birthday?
Replies: 14
Views: 1991

Re: Which famous people died on your birthday?

Possibly several members of the "Busby Babes" Manchester Utd football team (See Celebrity Twins post)
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who's your celebrity twin?
Replies: 26
Views: 3939

Re: Who's your celebrity twin?

I can't find anyone, but apparently .... the Dutch auto-transmission DAF 600 car was introduced.

Oh ....... and it was the day after the Munich air disaster.
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:02 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Etiquette
Replies: 155
Views: 15848

Re: Official Thread of Brag

I assume Eric was a newbie because I wouldn't expect more established players to intentionally clear off part way through a game. As I haven't seen another Eric on apterous, i'm assuming this is a friend of mine, Eric Flynn. Thinking about it, I may have subconsciously opened the chat with "Hi...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1961
Views: 1059654

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Nick Boldock wrote:Er... hello there then.

First post.

Just discovered Apterous a couple of days ago... the best thing since sliced bread or what?!
Hi Nick - welcome. Enjoyed the game against you the other day. I'm sure we'll have a few other matches in future.
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:00 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Etiquette
Replies: 155
Views: 15848

Re: Apterous Etiquette

I'm not quite sure why some people seem to have got the idea that Emily was annoyed or offended at Chris's aptochat outburst. There is nothing in the posts I have made that suggests this. On the contrary, as I've already stated, Emily found it hilarious at the time and (rightly or wrongly) tried to ...
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The fantastic Jeff Stelling
Replies: 91
Views: 11042

Re: The fantastic Jeff Stelling

Charlie Reams wrote:
Philip Jarvis wrote:"I've got a duffle coat at home and it's great. It's got nine buttons, but I can only fascinate."
Are you Jon Corby in disguise? (If so, it's quite a good disguise.)
Aaah! I missed that one from Jon.

Anyway - Jon's coat has got 10 buttons and mine's got 9!
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The fantastic Jeff Stelling
Replies: 91
Views: 11042

Re: The fantastic Jeff Stelling

A primary school teacher asked her class to make up a sentence using the same word twice, but attached to different words. That reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago. It went something like this - Paddy applied for a job as a roadsweeper. There were that many applicants, they had an aptitude ...
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:49 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Etiquette
Replies: 155
Views: 15848

Re: Official Thread of Brag

So you try and wind someone up, but also get annoyed at their being wound up? Seems a little odd. Not sure where you get the "annoyed" bit from Matt. Having said that, Emily was probably annoyed when Chris abandoned the game after round 14. However, to his credit, Chris came straight back...
by Philip Jarvis
Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:25 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Maspoiler for Monday 20 July 2009
Replies: 89
Views: 7617

Re: Maspoiler for Monday 20 July 2009

Congratulations Andrew

Great set of performances. Can't wait for the finals. There should be some fantastic matches.
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:30 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Etiquette
Replies: 155
Views: 15848

Re: Official Thread of Brag

But srsly why is this is in the thread of brag? I'm not too familiar with the Apterous part of the forum. When Emily told me about her win, she was really chuffed and wanted to brag about it. This seemed the logical place. I didn't think it was appropriate to start a new thread. Although a bit shoc...
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:46 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Etiquette
Replies: 155
Views: 15848

Re: Official Thread of Brag

Matt Morrison wrote:Also, you should never, ever question someone playing GANDISEEG.

Good brag though, well played Emily.
Chris didn't actually declare GANDISEEG. That was Emily's joke afterwards.
by Philip Jarvis
Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:23 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Etiquette
Replies: 155
Views: 15848

Apterous Etiquette

My daughter Emily played this game earlier today against Chris Maudsley: http://apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=95365 The following interchange occurred on Aptochat after he left the game at round 14: 2009-07-20 15:58:57 Chris Maudsley: I HATE THIS GAME. I NEVER WIN, AND I WISH THAT I'D NEVER DISCOVE...
by Philip Jarvis
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:50 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 9th July (Andrew Hulme)
Replies: 36
Views: 3525

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 9th July (Andrew Hulme)

Just watched the recording. Fantastic debut Andrew.

You looked really cool and relaxed in the chair. On that form, I think you'll be going on a long run.
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Reappearances
Replies: 94
Views: 10034

Re: Reappearances

It seems to me that Damian had simply had enough of the ongoing discussions on this subject and decided to put a stop to it. I'm sure that's exactly what happened, and I'm sure you're feeling frustrated and you want to blame someone, but you can hardly get annoyed with people for discussing somethi...
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Reappearances
Replies: 94
Views: 10034

Re: Reappearances

Derek Hazell wrote: .. the avatar is cute. Are they the same squirrels that you fished out of that woman's cleavage earlier? ;)
Nice one - No they're Agoutis. The clue is in my signature.
by Philip Jarvis
Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:45 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Reappearances
Replies: 94
Views: 10034

Re: Reappearances

Thanks for the sympathy votes. There is some discussion on the "2nd chance" thread about inadequate checks and "slipping through the net". Just to clarify, I feel I need to state that I have been up front right from the start. When I emailed my application in March, I clearly sta...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Reappearances
Replies: 94
Views: 10034

Re: Reappearances

Thought I'd change my avatar and add a signature - several reasons: 1. Achieved Acolyte status 2. Received letter dated 2 July confirming my audition in Manchester on 17 July. 3. Noted thread dated 3 July re contestants who deserve a 2nd chance - didn't feel the need to respond and ignored it therea...
by Philip Jarvis
Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:13 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
Replies: 257
Views: 207395

Re: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it

I don't exactly know what is wrong with my PC, but I'd tried unsuccessfully on several occasions to play Apterous since about last December. My problem was that everytime a new letter appeared on the board, all previous letters would change to the latest letter (i.e. if the last letter was "C&q...