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by Matt Morrison
Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 428
Views: 48523

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

I already said that Gevin you prick, don't try and steal my glory.

But yeah - I use this for checking spammy links on emails too Ian. Works on iPHone.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 428
Views: 48523

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

But yeah, if it's some website that requires you to hover to achieve some required functionality then they need to design for mobiles better.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 428
Views: 48523

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

You don't. What are you trying to achieve? Try tapping and then holding on the link without removing your finger?
by Matt Morrison
Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:35 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Thread Of Random (for Marc)
Replies: 143
Views: 11616

Re: Thread Of Random (for Marc)

Same. Also possible to do sex dreams without mess. Also possible to do sex dreams with mess.
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017
Replies: 87
Views: 11570

Re: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017

This is amazing. This is what we COlin for.
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017
Replies: 87
Views: 11570

Re: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017

I agree with Zarte that "cheating" is a bit strong. But then, as ever, I really don't care about the Countdown as much as nearly everybody else does, so my opinion is invalid. It's more just "messing" - it may benefit, it might not, it may be well-intentioned, it might not. Just makes it so much eas...
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:34 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017
Replies: 87
Views: 11570

Re: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017

I would like to see Ben make a stand and force Jono to do a full-audience apology at the start of the day. If he refuses, banned.
by Matt Morrison
Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2017 upgrade!
Replies: 36
Views: 14131

Re: 2017 upgrade!

I don't think so at all. It's always been an enjoyment thing.. some people enjoy getting 7s instead of 5s. It's the same for both players in the game so no benefit there. I reckon the majority of people who do it don't even realise that they're getting an advantage in the standings. If it was true ...
by Matt Morrison
Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017
Replies: 87
Views: 11570

Re: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017

I think that should be announced at the event then. You'd also need to tell people not to defecate on the desks then. I'd say it's pretty obviously underhand if not out-and-out cheating. I don't think so at all. It's always been an enjoyment thing.. some people enjoy getting 7s instead of 5s. It's ...
by Matt Morrison
Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017
Replies: 87
Views: 11570

Re: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017

Gevin has absolutely destroyed you here to be fair Jono.
by Matt Morrison
Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:51 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017
Replies: 87
Views: 11570

Re: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017

Had no idea some cunts were doing this consistently. Pretty typical of Jono to be honest. In all seriousness, surely this is just inflating the scores of games that it happens in. I don't care about this aspect obviously. But part of the fun of these stupid events playing with stupid letters is that...
by Matt Morrison
Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:46 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Only Connect
Replies: 125
Views: 24205

Re: Only Connect

I've watched every episode of OC and that's the hardest missing vowels round ever, I'm sure. And by some distance. Horrid! I got one.
by Matt Morrison
Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 176
Views: 27451

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Have you watched any of the Troma films, Toxic Avenger, Class of Nuke 'Em High, etc.?
by Matt Morrison
Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:30 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2017 upgrade!
Replies: 36
Views: 14131

Re: 2017 upgrade!

I can't believe you just linked w3s you MONSTER.
by Matt Morrison
Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2017 upgrade!
Replies: 36
Views: 14131

Re: 2017 upgrade!

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:58 am
Matt Morrison wrote:
Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:01 pm
New feature:

Textarea extends (but doesn't contract) to fit content of post as you type more.
Textarea? Fucking hell.
WTabsoluteF gevin
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2017 upgrade!
Replies: 36
Views: 14131

Re: 2017 upgrade!

New feature:

Textarea extends (but doesn't contract) to fit content of post as you type more.
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2017 upgrade!
Replies: 36
Views: 14131

Re: 2017 upgrade!

Imagine me doing a LMGTFY link Jen along with a disapproving face. Mac: Hold down the ⇧ Shift and click the Reload button. Or, hold down ⌘ Cmd and ⇧ Shift and then press R. Phone would depend on operating system. On iPhone you go into Settings > Safari > Clear History and Website Data. Apparently An...
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:35 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2017 upgrade!
Replies: 36
Views: 14131

Re: 2017 upgrade!

Matt Morrison wrote:
Fri Nov 07, 1975 11:27 am
Yeah that's good. And timestamped.
Although you can just make up some bullshit.
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2017 upgrade!
Replies: 36
Views: 14131

Re: 2017 upgrade!

Yeah that's good. And timestamped.
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2017 upgrade!
Replies: 36
Views: 14131

Re: 2017 upgrade!

guys, all you need to do is refresh. if normal refresh doesn't work then hard refresh (CTRL-F5) - it's just the CSS is cached.
by Matt Morrison
Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 44
Views: 6321

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

Perpetually part way through: Fallout 4, Dying Light, Alan Wake, DiRT Rally, Far Cry 4, Wolfenstein The Old Blood, Crysis 3, Call of Duty Black Ops III.
Perpetually impending: Doom, BioShock Infinite, Firewatch, Dead Space 3, Fez, and a ton of other Steam games.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Thread Of Random (for Marc)
Replies: 143
Views: 11616

Re: Thread Of Random (for Marc)

Try it. Be more like Gevin.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1893
Views: 142690

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

the affair dancer thing
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:35 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Thread Of Random (for Marc)
Replies: 143
Views: 11616

Re: Thread Of Random (for Marc)

Gavin Chipper wrote:when I was younger I used to sometimes it raisins from the freezer
Yeah, this just absolutely isn't a thing. What sort of household offers free range freezer raisins to its young? This explains a lot.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:48 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Jon Corby
Replies: 32
Views: 3354

Re: Jon Corby

Accept it and move on Ryan. He's broken our hearts and he's only going to gloat about that from here on in.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 61735

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Marc Meakin wrote:I am guilty of mixing figs with dates.
Purely on an Ant and Dec basis though.
Try and make sure you always leave your figs on the left.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:46 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Thread Of Random (for Marc)
Replies: 143
Views: 11616

Re: Thread Of Random (for Marc)

Yeah I used to enjoy rice pudding more than I do now. I mean the regularity of enjoyment, not the level. Happy to smash it out of the tin if needs be. But I disagree with Jim SLASH agree with Marc that Ambrosia is much better (creamier) than cheap own brand stuff. Cold custard on hot apple crumble/p...
by Matt Morrison
Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Goody Bags through the ages.
Replies: 22
Views: 3301

Re: Countdown Goody Bags through the ages.

Who on earth stole it Jason?
by Matt Morrison
Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:LON:17 - Countdown in London 2017 (Saturday 6th May)
Replies: 29
Views: 8754

Re: CO:LON:17 - Countdown in London 2017 (Saturday 6th May)

Cool! Yeah, the Countdown venue itself doesn't need any of those things - events themselves always benefit from these things overall, but that's what you go looking for afterwards. It's nice to take in a few different locations. As you say, not so easy in London these days (particularly with the poo...
by Matt Morrison
Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:16 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:LON:17 - Countdown in London 2017 (Saturday 6th May)
Replies: 29
Views: 8754

Re: CO:LON:17 - Countdown in London 2017 (Saturday 6th May)

Have you scouted out any awesome after party pubs?
by Matt Morrison
Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:16 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:LON:17 - Countdown in London 2017 (Saturday 6th May)
Replies: 29
Views: 8754

Re: CO:LON:17 - Countdown in London 2017 (Saturday 6th May)

What does it have out of the usual Co-event joys; quiz machine, pool table, darts board?
by Matt Morrison
Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2716

Re: Crisps

by Matt Morrison
Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 11772

Re: FOCAL 2016

I really don't feel like Focal affects me whatsoever, I don't feel enough about it to have much of an opinion but most people seem to like it so that's nice. I'll try and come up with a few questions though. Is the general feeling that organisers have just put up their prices by £1 to cover the FOCA...
by Matt Morrison
Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017
Replies: 87
Views: 11570

Re: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017

Imagine if it was the biggest and best without Corby.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2716

Re: Crisps

That image makes me very happy! And yes Nice N Spicy are definitely the best, and Nik Naks are definitely excellent. I used to be a one-flavour man for a long time but I have actually come to appreciate the other flavours over time, which I think is testament to the quality construction of the crisp...
by Matt Morrison
Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:21 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who would be the biggest deaths?
Replies: 236
Views: 14094

Re: Who would be the biggest deaths?

remember gevin's awkward boner from colin? yes, we all do.
by Matt Morrison
Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 61735

Re: People you shouldn't trust

I'm trying to think of anyone I've ever heard fart at a Countdown event. I'm not sure there are any examples, yet I've definitely smelt some absolutely rotten things at Colin for sure.
by Matt Morrison
Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 323
Views: 49864

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

new year's day is in this year?
by Matt Morrison
Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 61735

Re: People you shouldn't trust

I don't think I've ever heard you fart Gevin.
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2716

Re: Crisps

man i luh dem crips
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 6:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2716

Re: Crisps

Smokey bacon is listed here, you needn't have gone further than Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Munch
(though no pic)
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 6:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2716

Re: Crisps

I really like hula hoops, one of those ones that never excite me that much beforehand but always please me. another topic is meat in crisps - something walkers have become guilty of re-introducing over the last couple of years, so that now you actually have to check the meat flavour crisps to see if...
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Your preferred format for CO-events
Replies: 33
Views: 4416

Re: Your preferred format for CO-events

I'm not sure I've ever got back from a lunch break with more than -10 seconds to spare.
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:54 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2716

Re: Crisps

so it's the Kettle Chips Chef's Signature range I think I was talking about with the flavours - they also do Gressingham Duck, Plum Sauce & Spring Onion. Wensleydale Cheese and Cox Apple Chutney. And some more "crisp materials" I didn't cover too - Walkers do those Sensations Poppadoms (Chilli and L...
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:35 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2716

Re: Crisps

Favourite crisps Hard. There are lots. I really really like crisps. May come back to this. crisps that used to exist but don't any more There are lots that I realise are gone, but I can't say that I miss them loads. I think I've moved with the crisp times and always been able to adapt to the changi...
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:18 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2716

Crisps

there really needs to be a thread devoted to crisps on here. Favourite crisps crisps that used to exist but don't any more unusually-flavoured crisps posh crisps cheap crisps whether maize and corn snacks count as crisps the blatant disregard that Walkers have for the traditional colours of crisp p...
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How would you rank the celebratory days of the year?
Replies: 17
Views: 1759

Re: How would you rank the celebratory days of the year?

Fireworks are cool whereas Halloween and Easter don't do much for me. Christmas is way better than a birthday, not just because getting old sucks but I am more into giving than receiving (oo er) and like to see celebrations shared out more equally rather than anything to do with me. I used to love e...
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:13 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How would you rank the celebratory days of the year?
Replies: 17
Views: 1759

Re: How would you rank the celebratory days of the year?

Not even acknowledging Colin, brutal.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017
Replies: 87
Views: 11570

Re: COLIN XIII- Countdown in Lincoln, 28-29 January 2017

Corby doesn't even understand how big a mistake he is making.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Your preferred format for CO-events
Replies: 33
Views: 4416

Re: Your preferred format for CO-events

Wow. That poll is brutal.
by Matt Morrison
Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Leeds 2... This Time It's Psoralen (Saturday 1st April 2017)
Replies: 11
Views: 4636

Re: Co:Leeds 2... This Time It's Psoralen (Saturday 1st April 2017)

me too gev, just too lazy to ask (but apparently not to post this)
by Matt Morrison
Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 61735

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Another of Gevin's legendary sexual moves revealed.
by Matt Morrison
Thu Dec 01, 2016 5:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: New fivers not meat-free
Replies: 15
Views: 1413

Re: New fivers not meat-free

WHat's the screenshot about? Do we know Charlie Grosvenor or something?
by Matt Morrison
Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:56 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: University Challenge and Only Connect 2016/17
Replies: 81
Views: 18740

Re: University Challenge and Only Connect 2016/17

As rare you fart his pale ear as beat a well done tiger. Human do his time on anal eye icon cutting hate.
by Matt Morrison
Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:05 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 25th November 2016
Replies: 5
Views: 649

Re: Spoilers for Friday 25th November 2016

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:Robbo's going to beat you up
He doesn't do these any more.
I'll get a couple of Stellas inside him at Colin and see if I can persuade him.
by Matt Morrison
Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 25th November 2016
Replies: 5
Views: 649

Re: Spoilers for Friday 25th November 2016

Robbo's going to beat you up