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by Mark Deeks
Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:24 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: "APTEROUS" on Countdown
Replies: 2
Views: 1000

Re: "APTEROUS" on Countdown

Nah, it happens.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2017
Replies: 205
Views: 40388

Re: Deathwatch 2017

My personal opinion is that time/date of death should be determined by the time zone that the deathee physically is residing in at the time of their deathage.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Dec 31, 2016 7:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2017
Replies: 205
Views: 40388

Re: Deathwatch 2017

What if someone on one of our lists dies at like 00.30am GMT, but they're in America at the time? How do we call that?
by Mark Deeks
Sat Dec 31, 2016 6:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2017
Replies: 205
Views: 40388

Re: Deathwatch 2017

Robert Mugabe
Ginger Baker
Jake LaMotta
David Attenborough
Paul Gascoigne
Prunella Scales
Peter Sallis
Joost van der Westhuizen
Glen Campbell
Fernando Ricksen
by Mark Deeks
Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: IRC Countdown...in 2016?
Replies: 36
Views: 4742

Re: IRC Countdown...in 2016?

Couldn't help but notice that you didn't solve it. Story doesn't check out, ban him.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: IRC Countdown...in 2016?
Replies: 36
Views: 4742

Re: IRC Countdown...in 2016?

7*8. Go.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2898

Re: Crisps

I like that this thread has a hubbub.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 23, 2016 4:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 47
Views: 2898

Re: Crisps

They've started stocking Corkers at work. I like them.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 23, 2016 4:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Your preferred format for CO-events
Replies: 33
Views: 5174

Re: Your preferred format for CO-events

ADDITIONAL - At said Co:Lins, my favourite round is always the first one, where I'll play players I wouldn't normally. It might be more fair and equitable, if there's a three tiered seeding system, to have only As play As and so on, but it's less fun, and fun really is the point. It's not like there...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 23, 2016 4:00 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Your preferred format for CO-events
Replies: 33
Views: 5174

Re: Your preferred format for CO-events

To confirm much of the above, the threesome style (can we call it that? let's call it that) makes for a better experience socially, which is kind of the point. Also, some events go on for too long. It shouldn't be a full day. It should be a few hours with a lunch in between. I haven't played at a hu...
by Mark Deeks
Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Strange Celebrity Occurences
Replies: 12
Views: 1261

Re: Strange Celebrity Occurences

OK, time for an eye test.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Strange Celebrity Occurences
Replies: 12
Views: 1261

Re: Strange Celebrity Occurences

That's still not a coincidence and I still don't know who he is.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Strange Celebrity Occurences
Replies: 12
Views: 1261

Re: Strange Celebrity Occurences

Euan Slatter wrote:No more needs to be said.

For example, i once had Andy Ford cough in my face while grabbing a sausage roll...
I don't know if that's either a celebrity or a coincidence, so some more might need to be said.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 66240

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who, after racking up a game of pool and lifting the black up to see where the spot is, spin it on the spot when putting it back. Barbaric behaviour. I do this. It's going to be an awkward pool session at the Fox and Hounds in January. I love you for your faults. You might not be perfect, bu...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 66240

Re: People you shouldn't trust

I like you, Mark, but you need to take a long hard look at yourself.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:12 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 66240

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who, after racking up a game of pool and lifting the black up to see where the spot is, spin it on the spot when putting it back. Barbaric behaviour.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 167
Views: 27424

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Taiwan and Chinese Taipei are the same place.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who would be the biggest deaths?
Replies: 236
Views: 15845

Re: Who would be the biggest deaths?

Trump would definitely be the biggest death right now.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:26 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 12110

Re: FOCAL 2016

As you wish. I am the same well-intended straight-talker whose counsel you have sought at the last two Co:Lins, and how you feel about that is up to you. But I remain hopeful that one day you will step back and see that I, and perhaps many others, are not trying to hurt you. They are trying to get y...
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 12110

Re: FOCAL 2016

I didn't tell you what you can and can't do, you martyr. I am strongly encouraging you to let it go. Indeed, I say to you now the same thing I said you six weeks ago, same words etc: "Whatever happened happened. You did some shit, they did some shit, whatever. It's done. Walk it off."
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 12110

Re: FOCAL 2016

Doesn't mean I asked for it nor wanted to hear it. I say to you now the same thing I said you six weeks ago, back when you started a public rift then begged for private acquiescence, back when you didn't get the answer you wanted and decided we were no longer friends - in fact, I'll even use the sam...
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 12110

Re: FOCAL 2016

I told you I wasn't interested in hearing ANY side of the story, you martyr.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 12110

Re: FOCAL 2016

what's the point arguing.
I don't know, but you keep setting up new accounts to do it.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?
Replies: 61
Views: 5367

Re: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Mark Deeks wrote:Speaking to Rachel is much more fun than speaking to Gev, let's be honest.
You do need to build up a rapport for when she's your co-host, I suppose, so it's just as well you think that.
About as much chance of me hosting it as you appearing on it.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?
Replies: 61
Views: 5367

Re: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?

Speaking to Rachel is much more fun than speaking to Gev, let's be honest.
by Mark Deeks
Sun Nov 13, 2016 11:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 592
Views: 126561

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

In last night's dream, I was in a pub, which, this being Dreamland, was also the assembly hall at my former school. It was a long thin rectangular hall, and a load of Countdown players (16 or so) were seated behind tables on the right hand side, all facing the left. It was a Co:Event under the highl...
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?
Replies: 61
Views: 5367

Re: Who is better: Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley?

I found Carol quite annoying, so I prefer Rachel, even though I also find her a bit annoying. Rachel's obviously very intelligent having done maths at Oxford and she's very good at the numbers, but listening to all her conversations with Nick (and previous host(s)), she comes across as really dull....
by Mark Deeks
Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown words spotted in real life
Replies: 113
Views: 20731

Re: Countdown words spotted in real life

Last night on the Apprentice, the contestants were challenged to buy some rambutans, a tagine and a lengha.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:41 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterites who have yet to appear on Countdown
Replies: 46
Views: 10330

Re: Apterites who have yet to appear on Countdown

Matt Bayfield wrote:**I did say a few years ago I'd apply if former contestants Mark Deeks or Ned Pendleton ever became hosts of the show. I wasn't being entirely serious, but I'd probably keep my word.
Oh, I didn't know Ned was interested too. Is it on, Ned? Cos we're boys and all, but if it's on, it's on.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:59 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 66240

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who put read receipts on emails.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 66240

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Before Anything Else is a backronym, not to be trusted.
People you shouldn't trust
People who use backronyms.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 66240

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Graeme Cole wrote:People who say "reading" rather than "studying" in their University Challenge introduction.
YES.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Organised Religion
Replies: 42
Views: 2446

Re: Organised Religion

I'm agnostic, but one thing I do struggle with is incredibly staunch atheism. I get the whole bit about there being no evidence of a deity, and that religion was invented by people who didn't understand science, and I agree with it. But.....well, wouldn't it be nice if it WAS true? I don't think I w...
by Mark Deeks
Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:49 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Greatest ever Apterites
Replies: 26
Views: 7002

Re: Greatest ever Apterites

In terms of Apterous history, they are definitely the four "yardsticks", I'd say.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1279
Views: 144736

Re: Ask Graeme?

I always feel that if you don't want to find out what happened on Countdown then you should stay off a Countdown forum.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Oct 26, 2016 9:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 26th October 2016
Replies: 6
Views: 762

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 26th October 2016

What's wrong with rigidly sticking with three vowels?
by Mark Deeks
Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 66240

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who have stuff like "Husband. Father." in their Twitter bios, especially when it's before their profession or claim to fame. Yes because I'm definitely following you for your family updates ever.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Guinness World Record Attempt....
Replies: 18
Views: 3281

Re: Guinness World Record Attempt....

You can send video evidence, but it has to be uninterrupted and can take many a week to be verified. We looked into it once for a potential Longest Ever Board Game attempt.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 167
Views: 27424

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Check your Snapchat.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 511
Views: 68125

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Quite a few adverts show customer data at the bottom of the screen such as "84% of 189 women agree" and so forth. This can easily (if you're stupid or not paying attention) be misread or misinterpreted as "84 out of 189", which isn't exactly a ringing endorsement. Why don't they restrict the sample...
by Mark Deeks
Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 378
Views: 60595

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

It spoke to his use of blackmail and manipulation quite palpably, and the fact that he had a plan and method for getting away with stuff, be it violence or rape. The whole thing was very sad.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 378
Views: 60595

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

The only bit of the documentary that I didn't really like was when they had the candid footage of him saying he tied troublemakers up and kept them in a basement somewhere, and acted as if that was an insight into his evil side. I just don't buy that it's on the same scale of evil as rape, child ab...
by Mark Deeks
Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 167
Views: 27424

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

You're both clearly too manly. Have a delicate female touch like mine and you'll understand.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Sep 20, 2016 12:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 167
Views: 27424

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

If you peel Post-Its from the side and not the front, they don't curl up all weird.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Do you have any unusual habits?
Replies: 39
Views: 2906

Re: Do you have any unusual habits?

Totally buying that, thank you.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Do you have any unusual habits?
Replies: 39
Views: 2906

Re: Do you have any unusual habits?

You know how when you walk, the right arm goes forward with the left leg, and vice versa? I've noticed I tend to do the opposite when going down stairs.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Favourite/least favourite new dictionary words
Replies: 3
Views: 818

Re: Favourite/least favourite new dictionary words

I like the fact that you can just make stuff up for a laugh and it's actually in now. And thus I enjoyed the other day the surprising validity of the word PREPUBES.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdowny people you have most mutual friends with on Facebook
Replies: 28
Views: 3690

Re: Countdowny people you have most mutual friends with on Facebook

I like looking at the lowest. Who out there hates Countdown and Countdowners, but inexplicably likes me. That's always fun.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 592
Views: 126561

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Was he eight foot tall?
by Mark Deeks
Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Do you have any unusual habits?
Replies: 39
Views: 2906

Re: Do you have any unusual habits?

I once heard that this could be good for you in some way, but I don't think anyone else in the world does this.
Everyone should do it. Toughens the prostate, less getting up to wee in your old age.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 167
Views: 27424

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

I'm perfectly prepared for you to call Zarte a bellend but I will NOT tolerate him being called PC.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:55 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 167
Views: 27424

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

The alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, and Baa Baa Black Sheep basically is too.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Sep 08, 2016 7:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 592
Views: 126561

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Dreamt I was the guest analyst at an international basketball Q&A forum held in the Industrial Zone on the original Crystal Maze. I was asked whether Alan Williams would be able to shore up Panathinaikos's weak interior defense, and gave such a long winded answer that the crowd walked out bored, to ...
by Mark Deeks
Wed Sep 07, 2016 6:39 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Twitter: Is it just a load of crap?
Replies: 11
Views: 1333

Re: Twitter: Is it just a load of crap?

It's invaluable if you a) have something to promote, b) are funny/like jokes, or c) write news/like news. I have a Facebook and a Twitter like most trendsetters, and with only rare overlap, I use Facebook for personal stuff and Twitter for professional (basketball). The former is ideal for keeping u...