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- Sat Dec 06, 2025 7:50 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 100
- Views: 50166
Re: Stand-up comedy
- Fri Dec 05, 2025 9:04 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 100
- Views: 50166
Re: Stand-up comedy
Good stuff - had me chuckling a lot!
- Tue Dec 02, 2025 10:32 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: The Chase to Overtake 15-1 for most episodes of a quiz show
- Replies: 3
- Views: 219
Re: The Chase to Overtake 15-1 for most episodes of a quiz show
Back in the 80s there was a game show called Ultra Quiz - each episode had 1000 players. The concept was basically multiple choice questions and the players had to go and stand in the area where they thought the right answer was, and were eliminated once they were wrong. https://youtu.be/3fmM7VPj2Ms...
- Thu Nov 27, 2025 10:11 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1823
- Views: 2122408
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Why are you able to buy flight tickets months in advance but, depending on the airline, you are only able to check in and print boarding passes within 48 hours? I know most people just use their phones now but I prefer to print off the boarding pass and I would like to be able to print the return f...
- Wed Nov 26, 2025 11:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdowners in the news
- Replies: 316
- Views: 316804
Re: Countdowners in the news
Delete if not allowed. We shook hands when we met in the green room during the recording of the 2019 Champion of Champions and the first thing said to me was, “Nice to meet you in person.” He was eccentric, but did not seem dangerous in any way shape or form at the time. I wasn’t aware he had schiz...
- Wed Nov 19, 2025 3:36 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football Thread
- Replies: 1309
- Views: 492350
Re: The C4C Football Thread
Lots of Proclaimers stuff is better than 500 miles. If you've not listened to much, try their greatest hits.
- Wed Nov 19, 2025 3:35 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 19th November 2025 - Series 92, Heat 103
- Replies: 7
- Views: 409
Re: Religion
It is a requirement that schools have daily collective worship.
https://humanists.uk/2025/11/19/supreme ... ed-urgent/
https://humanists.uk/2025/11/19/supreme ... ed-urgent/
- Tue Nov 18, 2025 3:05 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 748
- Views: 647360
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
When Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses is misusing French sayings, "Bonnet De Douche" means shower cap. I mean, I've put this in the "obvious" thread, but I'd say it's pretty niche. I'm not sure why anyone would know this without quite good French knowledge or looking it up. Both...
- Sun Nov 16, 2025 4:33 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 4th November 2025 - Series 92, Heat 92
- Replies: 5
- Views: 596
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 4th November 2025 - Series 92, Heat 92
Bit of both I think WAISTED has it's own sub-heading under derivatives, althought the dictionary says "in combination" https://i.ibb.co/4gsKM6Sy/waisted.png Something like formic is only there under a single heading formic acid (similar to mistle thrush). The countdown rules state under NO...
- Wed Nov 12, 2025 6:21 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: WESPAC 2025
- Replies: 12
- Views: 673
Re: WESPAC 2025
You can also follow here https://wespacevent.ghanascrabble.com/ - looks more up-to-date perhaps
- Wed Nov 12, 2025 6:09 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: WESPAC 2025
- Replies: 12
- Views: 673
Re: WESPAC 2025
What happened in round 3 with loads of players playing whatever the scrabble equivalent is of prune? I think the tech is struggling to keep up - scores way behind, so presumably it'll catch up! Editx2: Maus is 4-3 up at the end of day 1, which is an awesome start! (He was ranked 119/128 to any fini...
- Wed Nov 12, 2025 10:34 am
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Only Connect
- Replies: 191
- Views: 191775
Re: Only Connect
I imagine people who want to watch it will have by now. Lots of comments about a difficulty discrepancy between the walls. I might be biased but I'm not seeing it - they got all the connections, but failed to find the groups - that's down to not taking a methodical approach to cycling possibilites (...
- Wed Nov 12, 2025 10:28 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: WESPAC 2025
- Replies: 12
- Views: 673
Re: WESPAC 2025
Progress can be followed here https://wespac.ghanascrabble.com/tsh/wespac2025/html/
- Tue Nov 11, 2025 6:16 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 11th November 2025 - Series 92, Heat 97
- Replies: 2
- Views: 235
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 11th November 2025 - Series 92, Heat 97
Not necessary to swap order, as the declarations were not the same, so no copying would be risked.
All good!
All good!
- Sat Nov 08, 2025 2:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO:MK: Focal Finals/Open - November 29th
- Replies: 13
- Views: 27028
Re: CO:MK: Focal Finals/Open - November 29th
Maus and I tentatively planning trip to Bletchley Park on Sunday after MK if anyone fancies it - you'll need transport though - my car is full!
- Sun Nov 02, 2025 11:03 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Only Connect
- Replies: 191
- Views: 191775
- Sun Nov 02, 2025 4:23 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: nandgame
- Replies: 1
- Views: 139
nandgame
As Gavin's revisiting puzzles 
Anyone done nandgame?
https://nandgame.com/
Did it years ago, but looks like they added some further steps since I completed it.
Challenging but logical, educational and fun! (YMMV)
Anyone done nandgame?
https://nandgame.com/
Did it years ago, but looks like they added some further steps since I completed it.
Challenging but logical, educational and fun! (YMMV)
- Sun Nov 02, 2025 3:39 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Co:cester (Countdown in Worcester) 2025!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 16168
Re: Co:cester (Countdown in Worcester) 2025!
(I realise some people might not consider c4c to be a relevant place any more but while event threads still exist on it I think they should be followed through on.) Aw, does someone need a hug? I still like c4c, but I think you and I are getting old and have fond memories of lively forums of bygone...
- Sun Nov 02, 2025 3:32 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Co:cester (Countdown in Worcester) 2025!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 16168
- Sat Nov 01, 2025 1:14 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
- Replies: 741
- Views: 3851499
Re: CO:parkrun Recaps
Four of us at Worcester Pitchcroft - me, Sam, Maus and co-event newbie, Stephen Harding
- Wed Oct 29, 2025 11:47 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO:MK: Focal Finals/Open - November 29th
- Replies: 13
- Views: 27028
Re: CO:MK: Focal Finals/Open - November 29th
Think Maus has got his eye on Jubilee Bedford!Bradley Horrocks wrote: ↑Wed Oct 29, 2025 11:43 am I'm planning to do Rushmere parkrun for my R - it's a 20 min drive from the event venue
- Mon Oct 27, 2025 11:40 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Monday 1st September - Series 92, Heat 46
- Replies: 2
- Views: 267
Re: Spoilers for Monday 1st September - Series 92, Heat 46
DadStewart Gordon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 27, 2025 9:18 am So a PUNSTER is someone who frequently makes good puns.
What's someone who frequently makes bad puns (I'm sure many of us remember such a person) called?
- Sat Oct 25, 2025 10:40 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1823
- Views: 2122408
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Bumpers protected cars but damaged things (people) they hit because they don't give.
Better to have dinted bodywork than dinted toddler I guess, depending on your persepctive.
Better to have dinted bodywork than dinted toddler I guess, depending on your persepctive.
- Fri Oct 17, 2025 9:37 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Co:Edinburgh 2025 - Saturday, 18th October
- Replies: 5
- Views: 10130
Re: Co:Edinburgh 2025 - Saturday, 18th October
Sorry I can't be at Edinburgh tomorrow - hope you all have a great time! Just a note that the focal word checker, and by associaton TCC's co-host tool has been updated with the latest ODP update as on this ticket https://www.apterous.org/ticket_view.php?ticket=7316#p104396 This more accurately refle...
- Thu Oct 16, 2025 9:15 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
- Replies: 741
- Views: 3851499
Re: CO:parkrun Recaps
Quite a few parkrun names contain notable* countdowner surnames Ashington Community Woodland (or any other Wood) Ashton Court Bevendean Down Brockenhurst (Sandhurst/Wakehurst) Brockwell Chalkwell Beach (or any other beach) Chilton fields Cleethorpes/Fleetwood promenade (or any other Lee) Corby Dartf...
- Mon Oct 13, 2025 1:39 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 507
- Views: 648455
Re: What films have you watched lately?
I Swear biopic of John Davidson sufferer of Tourettes. One of the best films of the year very sad but also very funny. People of a certain age may remember John from the documentary John's Not Mad If it's that one we greatly enjoyed at school, then yes. Finest entertainment since Joey Deacon, at le...
- Fri Oct 10, 2025 6:46 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 9th October 2025 - Series 92, Heat 74
- Replies: 8
- Views: 656
Re: Spoilers for Thursday 9th October 2025 - Series 92, Heat 74
The current guidelines don't include any examples, but I don't think minerals were included. The last time granites was allowable on apterous was 2013. OPLALINE has a definition that is not milk-glass 1.1. translucent glass of a colour other than white There's nothing to say that these different col...
- Thu Oct 09, 2025 4:50 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 9th October 2025 - Series 92, Heat 74
- Replies: 8
- Views: 656
Re: Spoilers for Thursday 9th October 2025 - Series 92, Heat 74
opaline
Pronunciation: /ˈəʊpəlʌɪn/
adjective
opalescent.
Example sentencesSynonyms
noun
1
another term for milk-glass
1.1
translucent glass of a colour other than white.
Arguably, the 1.1 definition is countable.
Pronunciation: /ˈəʊpəlʌɪn/
adjective
opalescent.
Example sentencesSynonyms
noun
1
another term for milk-glass
1.1
translucent glass of a colour other than white.
Arguably, the 1.1 definition is countable.
- Thu Sep 25, 2025 9:12 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1823
- Views: 2122408
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Pretty sure heating sparkling water removes the sparkle. You'd be better to eat large quantities of beans for the jacuzzi (not valid in countdown) effect
- Mon Sep 15, 2025 8:38 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1823
- Views: 2122408
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Why don't lions get scurvy? It's a great question! Google says... Lions do not need vitamin C in their diet because, like most mammals, they can synthesize their own vitamin C in their bodies, unlike humans and other primates who require it from food. A lion's diet of whole, fresh prey, which inclu...
- Mon Sep 15, 2025 4:35 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
- Replies: 1968
- Views: 1762376
Re: Welcome! - Post here first
Not even close!Rowland Reeves wrote: ↑Fri Sep 12, 2025 9:38 pm I am also the most socially awkward person you will ever meet![]()
- Thu Sep 11, 2025 6:19 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdowners in the news
- Replies: 316
- Views: 316804
Re: Countdowners in the news
It's all done. Not a trial as such. BBC article here https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj072jg59m0o "Judge Guy Mathieson said he had ruled Cowen unfit to stand trial and told jurors to instead determine the facts of what had happened. They found he had committed assault and had been in posses...
- Thu Sep 04, 2025 5:29 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 817
- Views: 796948
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
FTFYBen Wilson wrote: ↑Thu Sep 04, 2025 4:40 pm A very brief one a few nigh*s ago where Fiona * banned *he res* of *he world from using *he le**er '*.'
- Wed Sep 03, 2025 5:49 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
- Replies: 111
- Views: 228297
Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
Looks like Charlie logged in at lunchtime, so hopefully is now aware of the issue if he wasn't before.
- Tue Sep 02, 2025 1:21 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
- Replies: 111
- Views: 228297
Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
A discussion of what Charlie should do with Apterous probably won't be that fruitful without Charlie's involvement. But since we're here, I don't think higher prices will help. It's unlikely to be a money thing. It's just down to priorities people have at different stages of their life, and Apterou...
- Mon Sep 01, 2025 1:41 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
- Replies: 111
- Views: 228297
Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
CDB seems to be having problems when I am doing recaps and you use the other words option ,it gives the message Oops, it broke. So when you enter other words by copying and pasting off other games it is laborious and very time conusuming, I am wondering if Charlie is updating CDB ? CDB uses the apt...
- Sun Aug 31, 2025 10:48 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Supernundrums
- Replies: 15
- Views: 10081
Re: Supernundrums
We used a supernundrum for the CO:REA 2025 grand final!
T-Cap solved it in around 20 seconds
See how you get on

Solution at https://ibb.co/6cvZfY4B
T-Cap solved it in around 20 seconds
See how you get on

Solution at https://ibb.co/6cvZfY4B
- Sun Aug 31, 2025 8:47 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
- Replies: 16
- Views: 56022
Re: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
Full results from CO:REA 2025 Christ Church Woodley 30 August 2025 PODIUM 1st place: Thomas Cappleman (Won final 151 - 126 against Matthew Brockwell) 2nd place: Matthew Brockwell (Lost final) 3rd place: Ronan Higginson STANDINGS Players are ranked by number of wins then total points scored. P W Pts ...
- Sun Aug 31, 2025 8:18 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
- Replies: 741
- Views: 3851499
Re: CO:parkrun Recaps
For co:Rea, Maus and I ran at Woodley, Mike ran at Reigate Priory and Sam ran at Wycombe Rye. Think that was it!
- Sat Aug 30, 2025 9:56 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
- Replies: 16
- Views: 56022
Re: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
Thanks so much Tony - venue and facilities were spot on! Delighted that we raised £320 for the leprosy mission, and DAPSONE even came up as a max in game 1 :) Thanks to everyone who came along to make the day a success, and many congratulations to T-Cap on a very impressive winning score, and for ma...
- Wed Aug 27, 2025 11:19 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
- Replies: 16
- Views: 56022
Re: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
Just three days till co:Rea and we're up to 30 players! Looking forward to seeing you all on Saturday!
- Mon Aug 25, 2025 7:42 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO MSO Sunday 24th August 2025
- Replies: 6
- Views: 8529
Re: CO MSO Sunday 24th August 2025
Fun event, thank you Tony!
- Fri Aug 22, 2025 5:16 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
- Replies: 111
- Views: 228297
Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
Apterous been pretty good last couple of days - fingers crossed! (And thanks Charlie if it's something you did!)
- Wed Aug 20, 2025 3:11 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 20th August 2025 - Series 92, Heat 38
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2466
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 20th August 2025 - Series 92, Heat 38
Weird that FAIRED got away with no explanation. I'm also not sure if the contestants (one or both) really knew if it was a word or just got lucky. The normal word is FARED and Colin said something about how the contestant fa(i)red well after the round, which would have been incorrect usage. I don't...
- Fri Aug 15, 2025 4:38 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday 15th August 2025 - Series 92, Heat 35
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3017
Re: Spoilers for Friday 15th August 2025 - Series 92, Heat 35
gorsiest as offered by DC does not appear to be valid either. No comparative/superlative specified for gorsy.
- Thu Aug 14, 2025 9:44 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Only Connect
- Replies: 191
- Views: 191775
Re: Only Connect
Well I'd suggest watching sooner rather than later!
- Thu Aug 14, 2025 8:49 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Only Connect
- Replies: 191
- Views: 191775
- Thu Aug 14, 2025 3:23 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 14th August 2025 - Series 92, Heat 34
- Replies: 6
- Views: 6578
Re: Spoilers for Thursday 14th August 2025 - Series 92, Heat 34
Rachel put bologne x on the board instead of BOLOGNA in R14 too.
- Tue Aug 12, 2025 12:23 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
- Replies: 16
- Views: 56022
Re: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
Thanks - yes, that's the intention!
- Mon Aug 11, 2025 9:02 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
- Replies: 741
- Views: 3851499
Re: CO:parkrun Recaps
Are you suggesting we fibbed?Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Mon Aug 11, 2025 7:46 pm Having watched Only Connect - does James Haughton do parkrun?
- Sun Aug 10, 2025 10:57 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO MSO Sunday 24th August 2025
- Replies: 6
- Views: 8529
Re: CO MSO Sunday 24th August 2025
Have entered 
- Sat Aug 09, 2025 1:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
- Replies: 16
- Views: 56022
Re: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
Three weeks to go! Currently on 22 signups - optimistic we can make 30! Any questions at all, please give me a shout!
- Tue Aug 05, 2025 4:14 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
- Replies: 741
- Views: 3851499
Re: CO:parkrun Recaps
Maus and I did Cannon Hill
Samuel did Edgbaston
Samuel did Edgbaston
- Wed Jul 30, 2025 8:20 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 30th July 2025 (Series 92, Heat 23)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4748
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 30th July 2025 (Series 92, Heat 23)
Wow. I had absolutely no idea in the studio a max was on, no-one mentioned it, and even watching it today it was only when we got to about R12 I started to think “hang on- I don’t think I’ve missed one yet” I was shaking by R14 watching along even though I knew how the last two rounds went. The las...
- Mon Jul 28, 2025 8:20 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Monday 28th July 2025 - Series 92, Heat 21
- Replies: 8
- Views: 7540
Re: Spoilers for Monday 28th July 2025 - Series 92, Heat 21
Might have happened in the 9 round era, losing a game with no points dropped in non-numbers rounds. Not sure about 15. Also I believe (and am reliably informed) this is the first consecutive double-century game in prelims. I think Angus has the second highest average for a non-octochamp (106.25) af...
- Sat Jul 26, 2025 9:49 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 23rd July 2025 - Series 92, Heat 18
- Replies: 7
- Views: 14146
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 23rd July 2025 - Series 92, Heat 18
Congrats! Look forward to seeing you on telly soonJon Stammers wrote: ↑Sat Jul 26, 2025 8:09 am I got through mine the week before so should get on some time.
- Wed Jul 23, 2025 8:05 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 23rd July 2025 - Series 92, Heat 18
- Replies: 7
- Views: 14146
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 23rd July 2025 - Series 92, Heat 18
They've been doing zoom auditions for a little while now, which must reduce the likelihood of cheating, as well as perhaps coming closer to studio pressure, so will be interesting to see if the standard generally improves and there's fewer of the "how did they pass" type contestants.
- Sun Jul 20, 2025 5:25 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
- Replies: 16
- Views: 56022
Re: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
Six weeks to go and we're up to 17 - I'll order some trophies when we get to 20, so get your entries in!
- Sat Jul 19, 2025 3:52 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday 18th July 2025 - Series 92, Heat 15
- Replies: 6
- Views: 13448
Re: Spoilers for Friday 18th July 2025 - Series 92, Heat 15
Would have been amusing if they'd come up in the same round!David Williams wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 11:12 am I don't think it would have been an easy decision if it it had come up in a programme where BIGAMIES had been disallowed. As with most of these, no criticism of the Countdown team. It's the dictionary that's the problem.