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by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: EMail for the start of the Show
Replies: 48
Views: 4724

Re: EMail for the start of the Show

If we want to post drafts of our opening e-mails to the Countdown crew, should we post them all in this thread or should I start a new thread? I think you should start a new thread. Plus also one which explained how you were feeling before you wrote it. This question should have probably been in it...
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Best ever contestants
Replies: 551
Views: 433819

Re: Best ever contestants

Ben Pugh wrote:
Craig Beevers wrote:Online games mean fractionally more than nothing.
Because...?
You could cheat easily, presumably.

Lol.
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:48 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Official exams good luck topic
Replies: 24
Views: 3932

Re: Official exams good luck topic

I wish luck to Conor & Paul because I've met them and consider them friends, and Charlie because (as mentioned elsewhere) he is a god in my eyes.

Everybody else I'm fairly indifferent about :)
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:46 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Next online Countdown tournament
Replies: 30
Views: 5193

Re: Next online Countdown tournament

David O'Donnell wrote:Oooh, given the new faces this looks like it could be a good one. I, as always, would like to enter and expect to, yet again, meet my nemesis, Corby.
I haven't entered...
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:39 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: EMail for the start of the Show
Replies: 48
Views: 4724

Re: EMail for the start of the Show

I bet he tapes over his recordings of my shows with this :(
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1962
Views: 1155695

Re: Greetings

I'm getting a bulge in my trousers at the prospect ;)
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Thursday 3rd April 2008 (Series 58, Game 63)
Replies: 4
Views: 1599

Re: Thursday 3rd April 2008 (Series 58, Game 63)

I don't know. My book (edition prior to the current one) offers "BEGAT archaic past of BEGET". Either it was removed for the current edition, or Corby's made a balls-up. The latter case is so preposterous as to surely be wrong, but it seems like an odd candidate for removal. I don't know ...
by Jon Corby
Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday, 10th April
Replies: 19
Views: 3641

Re: Spoilers for Thursday, 10th April

Howard Somerset wrote:David was just six out on the first numbers round, and had a 6 left over. I was surprised that Carol didn't point this out.
Stop nicking observations from my recap :x
by Jon Corby
Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

Kevin Thurlow wrote:Noel hasn't killed any contestants yet, but that might do the trick.
Snidey, love it :D
by Jon Corby
Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:52 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: countdown recaps
Replies: 7
Views: 1529

Re: countdown recaps

(100/25-1)*(75+2) is better anyway ;)
by Jon Corby
Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Thursday 10th April 2008 (Series 58, Game 68)
Replies: 2
Views: 1156

Thursday 10th April 2008 (Series 58, Game 68)

Countdown recap for Thursday 10th April 2008. C1: Champion David Sandbach (1 win, 97 points.) C2: Challenger Julie Gregory. DC: Susie Dent and Dr Phil Hammond. CV: Carol Vorderman. OT: Other words or solutions. R01: F S C O E U D S R R02: N M T I O I E M D R03: Y D R C O I A M E R04: T R G O E I J V...
by Jon Corby
Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:20 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 9 April 2008, Series 58, Episode 67
Replies: 12
Views: 2432

Re: Wednesday 9 April 2008, Series 58, Episode 67

Charlie Reams wrote:As I believe Mr Coulthurst has pointed out before, the maximum should be 116, since there's no way a contestant could actually have scored 126.
Should David's score for % calculations actually be 87 then?
by Jon Corby
Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: FAO Charlie Reams
Replies: 16
Views: 2809

FAO Charlie Reams

Mate, just got to say how much I love this forum. Despite the love I have for it, I would never be arsed to set it up and maintain it, not to mention all the other Countdown gubbins online that I enjoy on pretty much a daily basis. So, cheers. You are an utter legend. If I ever meet you I will buy y...
by Jon Corby
Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:31 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday, 9th April
Replies: 24
Views: 3679

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday, 9th April

Howard Somerset wrote:How about inviting Tony to the board :)
Done :D

:lol:
by Jon Corby
Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:27 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Forum hints & tips
Replies: 65
Views: 11472

Re: Forum hints & tips

Yes, am really looking forward to it. Yes, am really not looking forward to it. .... if you know what I mean. Damian has spoilt nothing, but this is kinda cryptic. Does this mean DD has been usurped as #1 seed? :shock: By the way Damian, if we were to compile a list that was compiled based on good-...
by Jon Corby
Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:11 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Post your MSN address here
Replies: 43
Views: 12077

Re: msn

Mine is on my profile, click the little messenger icon over there --->
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

It does piss me off that they never accept the early offers because sometimes the offers go down throughout the entire game. I know. I'd walk at £10k+ probably. Very few people ever get offered stuff in the £20k's and above, so why fucking risk it? Another thing that pisses me off is the contestant...
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday, 9th April
Replies: 24
Views: 3679

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday, 9th April

Matt Coates wrote:dunno, but unlike tony im not a miserable cunt, so maybe that should get me thorugh, lol
Really? :)

I'm rooting for you both to stay in now, and Tony to find this board so you can explain this comment to him face to face :D
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1962
Views: 1155695

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Crumbs. Jason's posts are confusing enough without going to those sort of lengths to second-guess their intentions :?
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: FAO Matt Coates
Replies: 12
Views: 2528

Re: FAO Matt Coates

I've PM'd Matthew to bring his attention to this thread.... :?
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1962
Views: 1155695

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Joseph Bolas wrote:How come this post sounds like you already have an idea of how America would do the theme tune, bearing in mind of course, that Countdown will NEVER appear in the US.
It does? How?
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1962
Views: 1155695

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Nob Jockey :D

Rats, even ninth rate is way out of my league, now I have no chance :(

(Incidentally, Katie is actually a little better than Kate for anagrams, but I'll leave it there I think)
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

:|
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1962
Views: 1155695

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Hi Kate.

Dave's told me a lot about you ;)

If Kate is short for Katherine, which I'm guessing it is, your name is an anagram of "ninth rate hooker" :)
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

Jason Larsen wrote:That's what makes the game interesting, though.
What is?
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Best ever contestants
Replies: 551
Views: 433819

Re: Best ever contestants

I am glad someone has finally had the courage to say it: "Travers is well shit." He is. People see him and think "aww, he's really cute" because he's just a little boy, and then they're impressed that he comes out with words like "DAMS" in the series final. You can onl...
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Conundrum alphabet
Replies: 335
Views: 25097

Re: Conundrum alphabet

dinos_the_chemist wrote:The word Corby offered was XERADROME. You just gave us the right answer!
It was obvious that I was what I meant though, it was just a typo.

:?
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:42 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Conundrum alphabet
Replies: 335
Views: 25097

Re: Conundrum alphabet

Germander?

Zocillary?

Echometer?

Is this a bit pointless just making random anagrams until we happen to chance upon the right ones? :?
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:05 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Conundrum alphabet
Replies: 335
Views: 25097

Re: Conundrum alphabet

Yuppiedom I'm pretty sure of.

Xeradrome?
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:45 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Conundrum alphabet
Replies: 335
Views: 25097

Re: Conundrum alphabet

23 is obviously CHROMETTE as well. Maybe.

Man, I'm getting really shit at conundrums. I tried to do the conundrum challenges on the corral last night, and I could barely finish a single sprint let alone any of the harder ones :(
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:47 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Conundrum alphabet
Replies: 335
Views: 25097

Re: Conundrum alphabet

So does MARCHEUSE for the first one.
by Jon Corby
Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday, 8th April (Series 58, Game 66)
Replies: 3
Views: 1288

Re: Tuesday, 8th April (Series 58, Game 66)

David O'Donnell wrote:As a bald old coot who enjoys wanging his welly (don't we all?)
Surprised you didn't also mention that his ambition is to take his wife up the Grand Canyon :)
by Jon Corby
Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

Gevin-Gavin wrote:If the banker offered you a punch in the face, you'd probably take it.
:lol: Excellent :)
by Jon Corby
Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:54 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Conundrum alphabet
Replies: 335
Views: 25097

Re: Conundrum alphabet

14 is VOMITORIA :)
by Jon Corby
Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:54 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: An introspective question
Replies: 41
Views: 3981

Re: An introspective question

Do the celebrity voices in your head ever tell you to do bad things Jason?
by Jon Corby
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:29 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday, 7th April
Replies: 22
Views: 2824

Re: Spoilers for Monday, 7th April

Matthew Green wrote:Surely this sentence is illogical? If you know its vaild then how can it be a risk?
There could be a bomb?
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday, 7th April
Replies: 22
Views: 2824

Re: Spoilers for Monday, 7th April

I reckon you should only risk words when you know they're valid.
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

:)
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: An introspective question
Replies: 41
Views: 3981

Re: An introspective question

Chevy Chase.
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:52 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

Michael Macdonald-Cooper wrote:Thanks for the concerned warning, Corhy. I'm already very afraid, but it's more to do with the Omagh octochamp!
Yeah, that's what I meant. What did you infer? :?
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

Jason Larsen wrote:Also, Michael, good luck in this season. I'm a fan of yours.
Be afraid Michael. Be very afraid.
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Foregone concluding series'?
Replies: 28
Views: 3256

Re: Foregone concluding series'?

Yes.
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Foregone concluding series'?
Replies: 28
Views: 3256

Re: Foregone concluding series'?

Yes.
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: New-look Countdown Wiki
Replies: 9
Views: 1467

Re: New-look Countdown Wiki

Hmmm... re the 'News' segment - do people really want spoilers on the homepage of the wiki?
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why was the "fun" thread locked?
Replies: 41
Views: 4137

Re: Why was the "fun" thread locked?

Jason Larsen wrote:Whatever part of England it was snowing in, it must have been very rare especially around this time of year!

Unbelievable!
Are you calling me a liar?
by Jon Corby
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

But my question is why did she keep going on, saying that she was sure that she didn't have the £20,000, but instantaneously decided not to swap?. If you thought you only had the £10, you would swap, surely? Maybe she had an epiphany and realised that actually both she & the banker were talking...
by Jon Corby
Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wild Fungi
Replies: 39
Views: 3752

Re: Wild Fungi

Ginger Jono wrote:I think it looks like my mother's vagina.
I'll just lol at that, rather than posting some obvious "yeah I thought that too" gag...
by Jon Corby
Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why was the "fun" thread locked?
Replies: 41
Views: 4137

Re: Why was the "fun" thread locked?

I spent the morning having a huge snowball fight with all the kids from my street. Magic :)
by Jon Corby
Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Thursday 3rd April 2008 (Series 58, Game 63)
Replies: 4
Views: 1599

Thursday 3rd April 2008 (Series 58, Game 63)

Countdown recap for Thursday 3rd April 2008. C1: Champion Nigel Davies (2 wins, 173 points.) C2: Challenger Mary Dickson. DC: Susie Dent and Lynda Baron. CV: Carol Vorderman. OT: Other words or solutions. R01: S T Z I A O L M I R02: N R R A O H E D R R03: W S F A E O P S L R04: F B G A E O T M A R05...
by Jon Corby
Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why was the "fun" thread locked?
Replies: 41
Views: 4137

Re: Why was the "fun" thread locked?

A Maltese man stood on my corns.
by Jon Corby
Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:34 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deal or no deal
Replies: 120
Views: 13302

Re: Deal or no deal

I hate a lot about the show, but I get enormous pleasure from watching greedy (idiotic) contestants crashing and burning. I'm quite risk-averse, so as soon as there is a possibility of utterly wrecking your offers, I would bail. Occasionally this would mean you miss out on really big money, but not ...
by Jon Corby
Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:18 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why was the "fun" thread locked?
Replies: 41
Views: 4137

Re: Why was the "fun" thread locked?

:x
by Jon Corby
Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:13 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Hyperconundrum alphabet 2
Replies: 131
Views: 9990

Re: Hyperconundrum alphabet 2

I did 1 QUINTESSENCE and 2 CHEMOTHERAPY and then got bored. Sorry.
by Jon Corby
Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:12 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wild Fungi
Replies: 39
Views: 3752

Re: Wild Fungi

Why did the fungi go the disco?


Because he was a mushroom.
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:44 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why was the "fun" thread locked?
Replies: 41
Views: 4137

Re: Why was the "fun" thread locked?

Win.
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:38 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: New-look Countdown Wiki
Replies: 9
Views: 1467

Re: New-look Countdown Wiki

I'll do whatever it is that you're asking somebody to do. :?
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:36 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1962
Views: 1155695

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Ross Allatt wrote:I'm married with three kids (8,6 & 2).
Unusual names.

Welcome Ross :toppa: ;)
by Jon Corby
Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:35 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Friday 4th April 2008
Replies: 22
Views: 3813

Re: Friday 4th April 2008

I hope you all crash and burn in the most humiliating manner possible.

:twisted:
by Jon Corby
Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 1st April, 2008 (Series 58, Game 61)
Replies: 2
Views: 992

Re: Tuesday 1st April, 2008 (Series 58, Game 61)

David O'Donnell wrote:Round 5: 1, 2, 9, 5, 8, 100. Target: 885.
C1: 885.9*100-([8/4+1]*5) (10)
C2: 885.9*100-8-5-2 (10)
Score: 37–24 (max 38)
Not sure what happened here fella as I don't pay attention to their answers on easy ones, but there's no 4 in the selection for C1's formula. There is a 2 though :?
by Jon Corby
Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 1st April 2008
Replies: 20
Views: 2468

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 1st April 2008

I wasn't really paying attention during Susie's "origin of words" piece today (sorry Suse) but naturally my ears pricked up when I caught her saying "it's either swallowed or smeared on the body" :D

Please nobody spoil this for me by saying what it was really about :)