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by Jon Corby
Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday October 2nd 2015 (S73 P64)
Replies: 27
Views: 9296

Re: Spoilers for Friday October 2nd 2015 (S73 P64)

lee nixon wrote:Anyone else get the feeling that they intentionally kept Le Tiss away from Thomas?!
Shut your fucking horse you bitter cheating twat.
by Jon Corby
Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 779
Views: 701472

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Zarte Siempre wrote:Having not seen the show, I can't tell if that's a typo or not...
Whoops, yes, it should have said unexplained. And there's me criticising the writing of others. :roll:
by Jon Corby
Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 779
Views: 701472

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Broadchurch was the best thing I've watched for a while. Totally missed the boat when it was on telly but binged on it the last couple of weeks. Have you watched both series? The first one was stunningly good, the second patchy - still worth watching, but the first series had set the bar impossibly...
by Jon Corby
Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:31 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What books have you been reading lately?
Replies: 58
Views: 21265

Re: What books have you been reading lately?

Have you read Gev's book Jono?
by Jon Corby
Thu Oct 01, 2015 7:27 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 779
Views: 701472

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Jon O'Neill wrote:Broadchurch was the best thing I've watched for a while. Totally missed the boat when it was on telly but binged on it the last couple of weeks.
It was fucking shit. It literally made no sense whatsoever, it was one of the worst written piles of crap I've seen in ages.
by Jon Corby
Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who posts here?
Replies: 55
Views: 13172

Re: Who posts here?

My personal posting decline I think happened when everyone started getting too tetchy/idiotic in the main forum (Rob Thomas flouncing etc). I switched to pretty much making all my posts in The Sanctum because it avoided people getting upset about the jokes and that, and then that got hacked and some...
by Jon Corby
Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:39 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday September 30th 2015 (S73 P62)
Replies: 7
Views: 4087

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday September 30th 2015 (S73 P62)

Subject: Spoilers for Monday 29th June 2009
Jon Corby wrote:# Le Tiss, Le Tiss,
Matt Le Matt Le Tiss,
When he got TUNNELS
He beat Innis,
Matt Le Matt Le Tiss #
by Jon Corby
Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:20 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown mentions on other shows
Replies: 315
Views: 156321

Re: Countdown mentions on other shows

How did his mother ascertain that he had written down every possible solution? Sounds like a highly dubious claim.
by Jon Corby
Wed Sep 30, 2015 10:07 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday September 29th 2015 (S73 P61)
Replies: 12
Views: 4285

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday September 29th 2015 (S73 P61)

Yep, congratulations Tom on a very impressive run and the conundrum record that we didn't really know existed beforehand but should have done (has anyone even asked that question before?). Let's not sour the moment by bringing up Lee's disgusting attempt to fish for the 8 out of time in the last let...
by Jon Corby
Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:18 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 22nd September 2015 (Series 73, Prelim 57)
Replies: 3
Views: 1547

Re: Tuesday 22nd September 2015 (Series 73, Prelim 57)

Jennifer Steadman wrote:Edit: sentence now finished.
Good. This thread has been linked off digitalSpy by the way (somebody thought there had been a mistake in a numbers round), so it's important to keep up appearances.
by Jon Corby
Wed Sep 23, 2015 8:13 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 22nd September 2015 (Series 73, Prelim 57)
Replies: 3
Views: 1547

Re: Tuesday 22nd September 2015 (Series 73, Prelim 57)

Jen wrote:Another letters round, another darren. Susie shatters my illusions that GEOTAXIS are eco-friendly cabs by
Can you finish this sentence please?

Fuck's sake, at least put some effort in.
by Jon Corby
Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:14 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday 17th September 2015
Replies: 10
Views: 3765

Re: Spoilers For Thursday 17th September 2015

Adam Gillard wrote:"New balls, please!" for badminton?
Exactly, should be new cocks.

Stunning debut Tom, 7 days of opponents being whitewashed coming up...
by Jon Corby
Mon Sep 14, 2015 9:52 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Andrea Corr live now on the BBC Red Button.
Replies: 1
Views: 978

Re: Andrea Corr live now on the BBC Red Button.

You're not allowed to say 'stunning' anymore, don't you read the news?
by Jon Corby
Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Post a picture of your fridge
Replies: 28
Views: 3182

Re: Post a picture of your fridge

Incredible, didn't even notice the second (or is it the first?) picture of Betty (real name Alison Clarkson) on there. You're so rubbish I bet you can't even name the female Gladiators in the picture (if you can, then name the odd two out). You're right, I can't. I believe that's Jet top left. Beyo...
by Jon Corby
Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:31 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday September 2nd 2015 (S73 P44)
Replies: 19
Views: 6263

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday September 2nd 2015 (S73 P44)

Jonathan Wynn wrote: safe to say I checked every con twice after that.
Wondered why you took so long on most of them.

Congrats on a very impressive octorun!
by Jon Corby
Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:58 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Matt Le Tissier to appear on Countdown
Replies: 24
Views: 6119

Re: Matt Le Tissier to appear on Countdown

James Laverty wrote:Don't think Le Tiss and Le Saux were ever at Southampton at the same time. Were definitely England team mates (briefly) though.
You are correct.

If anyone does go to see this filmed, NO SPOILERS PLEASE :evil:
by Jon Corby
Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Post a picture of your fridge
Replies: 28
Views: 3182

Re: Post a picture of your fridge

Is that Betty Boo on your fridge? Of course. There are two pictures of Betty Boo, one in her catsuit and long green moustache and the one to the left, where she is dressed as a scientician, in a white coat and with a clipboard. The two pictures contrast the two distinct sides of Betty Boo. Breaking...
by Jon Corby
Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:18 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Post a picture of your fridge
Replies: 28
Views: 3182

Re: Post a picture of your fridge

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Jon Corby wrote:Is that Betty Boo on your fridge?
Don't you mean Betty Boop?

Oh, you mean the guy on the pizza thing. Yeah, that is Betty Boo.
I should have been much clearer, this is all my fault. I meant on Jim's fridge in the OP.
by Jon Corby
Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Post a picture of your fridge
Replies: 28
Views: 3182

Re: Post a picture of your fridge

Is that Betty Boo on your fridge?
by Jon Corby
Fri Aug 21, 2015 3:20 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: New puzzle
Replies: 32
Views: 15028

Re: New puzzle

My great-granny's dead so I had to use a medium. She said not to worry about the money, and that I should do that thing that I'm not sure about doing at the moment. If anything that has just confused me even more.
by Jon Corby
Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 497223

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Mark James is the anti-Martin Luthor King? :o
by Jon Corby
Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:09 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you earn?
Replies: 12
Views: 3215

Re: How much do you earn?

Restructuring apterous pricing?
by Jon Corby
Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally
Replies: 121
Views: 45595

Re: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally

Basically, "anyone who suddenly got good must be cheating" seems to be the logic.

Well, it's true on apterous, so why not?
by Jon Corby
Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:42 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: New puzzle
Replies: 32
Views: 15028

Re: New puzzle

I want to know if Graeme has been in yet.
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:22 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday August 18th 2015 (S73 P37)
Replies: 9
Views: 2666

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday August 18th 2015 (S73 P37)

Tony Atkins wrote:The correct style in third numbers is 75+50 to make the 125 and not 100+25 as you don't have two numbers
that divide left over.
Good tip that, it often gets overlooked. I also regularly catch myself doing 100+75-50 to make 125 :facepalm:
by Jon Corby
Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:23 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown mentions on other shows
Replies: 315
Views: 156321

Re: Countdown mentions on other shows

Mark Deeks wrote:Might've been the teatime teaser, especially since it was 8 letters.
Nope, was the full 30 seconds. I was literally shaking with rage.
by Jon Corby
Fri Aug 14, 2015 5:55 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown mentions on other shows
Replies: 315
Views: 156321

Re: Countdown mentions on other shows

Hollyoaks is on, and a bloke just wandered into a room where a girl is watching Countdown - you can hear the music playing but not see the screen. "INTIMACY" he says - she looks confused - he points at the screen. "INTIMACY, come on, you usually get all the good words before me."...
by Jon Corby
Fri Aug 14, 2015 5:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday August 14th 2015 (S73 P35)
Replies: 12
Views: 4370

Re: Spoilers for Friday August 14th 2015 (S73 P35)

NIce game today, I like Kevin and Bill was a dude.
by Jon Corby
Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XII- Countdown in Lincoln, 30-31 January 2016
Replies: 132
Views: 45436

Re: COLIN XII- Countdown in Lincoln, 30-31 January 2016

In first and Travelodge booked at £54 for both nights. I've won all the important stuff.
by Jon Corby
Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:31 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: New puzzle
Replies: 32
Views: 15028

Re: New puzzle

Too soon for a cloo?
by Jon Corby
Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally
Replies: 121
Views: 45595

Re: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally

Jim not taking any prisoners up in here. Liking it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IWl77o3l50
by Jon Corby
Thu Aug 13, 2015 12:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally
Replies: 121
Views: 45595

Re: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally

JimBentley wrote:And I think we all know who that this.
Is this another example of how language is used today? :?
by Jon Corby
Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:58 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally
Replies: 121
Views: 45595

Re: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally

And we were meant to get all that from "Lord Coe"?
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:20 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 390
Views: 266899

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Fucking hell I feel awful posting that, but it made me laugh so much.

Susie, if you see this I genuinely apologise and would love the opportunity to prove how attractive I still find you :mrgreen:
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 390
Views: 266899

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

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by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday August 10th 2015
Replies: 13
Views: 2084

Re: Spoilers For Monday August 10th 2015

Because politicians are all nonces.
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Series 4 Champion Brian Hudson
Replies: 14
Views: 6453

Re: Series 4 Champion Brian Hudson

Yeah, he was a "finalist" in the new weird meaning where getting to the quarter finals makes you a finalist. Shit. I'm going to hang around the same supermarket waiting for her to come back now so I can point this out. She's changed supermarkets, hasn't she? :( Edit: Also lol@Jim :D
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 12:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 180202

Re: You Are The Ref

None that I can recall. Oh come on, people are often going back a step ("7 x 100 is.... no wait, add the 5 to the 100 first" kind of thing) and provided they're pretty brisk in doing so, Rachel will allow them to continue. Draw it out as if you're clearly making it up on the fly, and she ...
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 12:18 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 180202

Re: You Are The Ref

(Not rules so much but just a general judgment question): If a nine came up in the letters round that you had planned to set as the conundrum, would you change it? Would it matter if either/both/neither contestant had got the nine? ATROPHIES was missed by both players in this game (but offered by D...
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:57 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 180202

Re: You Are The Ref

Also, this . From the main body of the email sent to series finalists: "Just a reminder that when we get to the Conundrum round you MUST have the answer to say straight away when you buzz in. If you delay in saying your answer then the clock will be restarted and the rest of the time will be gi...
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:16 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday August 11th 2015 (S73 P32)
Replies: 19
Views: 3194

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday August 11th 2015 (S73 P32)

Does it mildly bother anyone else at all when a contestant says "I've got a risky 8... DESPOTIC" and then Susie says "yes, not risky at all" because it's valid? :?
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:53 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 180202

Re: You Are The Ref

Occasionally, however, a contestant has changed their length declaration in a letters game, or the number they reached, immediately after declaring it, and the change has been accepted. If someone declares "6- no, sorry, 7", they'd accept 7. If they wanted to be strict about accepting onl...
by Jon Corby
Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday August 11th 2015 (S73 P32)
Replies: 19
Views: 3194

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday August 11th 2015 (S73 P32)

Steven M. McCann wrote:Crazy, If Nathan hadn't missed that "open goal" i.e. the last numbers game, he would have won.
Yeah, I was stunned when he didn't get it too Image
by Jon Corby
Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:25 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 180202

Re: You Are The Ref

I agree with Graeme. The "take the first answer" rule is so ubiquitous that it's often not even stated, so (since some rule has to be taken as the default) it makes sense to use that one. Then fix the rules for next time. If you clearly state "I have to take your first answer" t...
by Jon Corby
Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 180202

Re: You Are The Ref

You could have simply said "I agree 100% with Corby, he's always right" and saved some keypresses there Gev.
by Jon Corby
Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday August 10th 2015
Replies: 13
Views: 2084

Re: Spoilers For Monday August 10th 2015

Windmilling wildly with personal insults now Image
by Jon Corby
Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:56 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday August 10th 2015
Replies: 13
Views: 2084

Re: Spoilers For Monday August 10th 2015

Seething at not getting a simple numbers game Image
by Jon Corby
Tue Aug 11, 2015 9:52 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday August 10th 2015
Replies: 13
Views: 2084

Re: Spoilers For Monday August 10th 2015

Mark Deeks wrote:I didn't get 451 either.
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by Jon Corby
Tue Aug 11, 2015 9:23 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 180202

Re: You Are The Ref

Hmm... that's interesting about the contestant guidelines, but since it doesn't specifically mention the conundrum I think I would just rule their answer as wrong and give the rest of the time to C2. Since the rule isn't formally stated, the contestant on the wrong end of the decision would possibly...
by Jon Corby
Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:59 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 180202

Re: You Are The Ref

Hmm, quite possibly for the first time I don't really like your answer Graeme. You seem to be suggesting that if they had said "it's either [correct answer] or [wrong answer]" that you would accept their first answer and award them the points? If not, it seems a little harsh. I think I wou...
by Jon Corby
Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:06 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Series 4 Champion Brian Hudson
Replies: 14
Views: 6453

Re: Series 4 Champion Brian Hudson

I had also heard that Joyce Cansfield once had Stewart Gordon's balls bouncing off her face. It's annoying when you bump into a hot girl you haven't seen for ages in the supermarket, and in amongst general chat to impress her you drop in that you're a Countdown semi-finalist and instead of being all...
by Jon Corby
Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:14 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday August 6th 2015 (S73 P29)
Replies: 15
Views: 3915

Re: Spoilers for Thursday August 6th 2015 (S73 P29)

And what if he did have PEATIER and spotted it in the interim? PEATIER is also fine (it was my word) so it doesn't matter too much ;) I would declare "peatier" as dodgy on the show even though I know it's in, just because it's not a word you use everyday, and to declare it forthright make...
by Jon Corby
Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday August 6th 2015 (S73 P29)
Replies: 15
Views: 3915

Re: Spoilers for Thursday August 6th 2015 (S73 P29)

Did anyone think it odd in R5 when Stephen said "risky 7", challenger went with 6, obv declared first, then Stephen says "Oh it wasn't risky, PRIMATE". Made me wonder if it was a dummy. Like he said "risky" to ward challenger off declaring 7, to stop challenger getting...
by Jon Corby
Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:42 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Codebreaker
Replies: 10
Views: 3682

Re: Codebreaker

http://kcollins.io/codebreaker/ This unfortunately has killed a lunch hour. I win most times, somehow? It doesn't seem to be very well programmed IMO, I've played twice and won both times, and it's (seemingly) made some very poor choices (e.g. establishing that the word ends in -ME and then trying ...
by Jon Corby
Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 604
Views: 399867

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying.
by Jon Corby
Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:15 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 604
Views: 399867

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

So I ran 5k today and it took almost 30 minutes. I'm out. You should actually be quite encouraged by that as your first attempt - the first jog I attempted I gave up after 2.5km (I think having already stopped once or twice on the way). A few days later I did my first parkrun just with the aim of f...
by Jon Corby
Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Penn & Teller: Fool Us
Replies: 105
Views: 16389

Re: Penn & Teller: Fool Us

Cheers Mark, will watch these at some point (probably this week in my usual Countdown slot).
by Jon Corby
Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 604
Views: 399867

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Saturday, 9am. How can you sign up and not know this stuff? I've now been on the Lincoln parkrun website. I've done a virtual walkthrough of the course via Google maps and have committed it to memory. I'm catching the 48/49 bus service from just outside of Pennell's Garden Centre to get there. And ...
by Jon Corby
Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 604
Views: 399867

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Saturday, 9am. How can you sign up and not know this stuff?