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by Zarte Siempre
Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How many countries have you been to?
Replies: 172
Views: 101341

Re: How many countries have you been to?

UK (3)

Ireland

Portugal
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:55 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: How many Numbers puzzles are there in total?
Replies: 134
Views: 44099

Re: How many Numbers puzzles are there in total?

Not sure if that was what you were hoping for in terms of being more interesting - the small numbers are fairly predictable in each case, but at least there's a bit of variation with the large ones. Cheers Jon. The 4 large one is interesting (a relative term of course) - it shows once again that 4 ...
by Zarte Siempre
Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: CoC Preliminary 5 Spoilers For Friday January 8th 2016
Replies: 24
Views: 6315

Re: CoC Preliminary 5 Spoilers For Friday January 8th 2016

Remember being confused as to why PERFECT didn't prompt anyone in DC to put the O on the end at the time.
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Leeds 2016 - 30th April
Replies: 13
Views: 8631

Re: Co:Leeds 2016 - 30th April

We looked into that, but it was the same price, and further away.
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:34 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Leeds 2016 - 30th April
Replies: 13
Views: 8631

Re: Co:Leeds 2016 - 30th April

Innis and I have booked our accommodation at the Vicar Lane Travelodge - where's everyone else at?
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:49 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 9-00pm C5 Celebrity Big Brother.
Replies: 35
Views: 6382

Re: 9-00pm C5 Celebrity Big Brother.

Says the Geordie Shore/Hollyoaks guy... I'm aware of the Geordie Shore guy cause some of the cast were on Backchat a while ago - I couldn't tell you any more than that. That's why he's a 1. And whilst I used to watch Hollyoaks, I also know of Stephanie Davis because she was cast off the back of one...
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:41 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 9-00pm C5 Celebrity Big Brother.
Replies: 35
Views: 6382

Re: 9-00pm C5 Celebrity Big Brother.

Clearly not - you're in it, and capable of contributing.
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:33 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 9-00pm C5 Celebrity Big Brother.
Replies: 35
Views: 6382

Re: 9-00pm C5 Celebrity Big Brother.

Jon Corby wrote:
Zarte Siempre wrote:I'd be 21 - cba breaking it down.
Please do.
Urgh, you're a twat.

2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 0, 2, 2, 1, 0, 0, 0
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:41 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 9-00pm C5 Celebrity Big Brother.
Replies: 35
Views: 6382

Re: 9-00pm C5 Celebrity Big Brother.

I'd be 21 - cba breaking it down.
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Records on the wiki
Replies: 19
Views: 6782

Re: Records on the wiki

Jon Corby wrote:I care.
You'd be a bad person either way.
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Records on the wiki
Replies: 19
Views: 6782

Re: Records on the wiki

I don't care.
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:49 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday December 18th 2015
Replies: 22
Views: 6446

Re: Spoilers For Friday December 18th 2015

The main issue for me from this episode was not the fairly clear Hardfording, but the fact that John stole Liam's "Oh I don't know!" quip from 2 days earlier to get his own laugh.

I mean seriously, let's put the crimes into perspective here...
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday December 21st 2015
Replies: 30
Views: 8129

Re: Spoilers For Monday December 21st 2015

Hah, I should point out, I wasn't accusing Thomas of anything. I was more offering a general route to avoid your bitching :P
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday December 22nd 2015
Replies: 12
Views: 3064

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday December 22nd 2015

Jennifer Steadman wrote:R1 IRONHEADS
Was wondering about that, but couldn't be arsed to look it up.
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday December 21st 2015
Replies: 30
Views: 8129

Re: Spoilers For Monday December 21st 2015

Well at least we all now know that if we want to cheat on TV, we just have to look conflicted, rather than like we're still looking, and then Corby won't go on a rant.
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Penn & Teller: Fool Us
Replies: 105
Views: 16399

Re: Penn & Teller: Fool Us

OMG, HOW DID I NOT KNOW THERE WAS A 2ND SERIES OF THIS. *binge watches excitedly*
by Zarte Siempre
Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday December 21st 2015
Replies: 30
Views: 8129

Re: Spoilers For Monday December 21st 2015

PROLATIVE in r5
by Zarte Siempre
Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XII- Countdown in Lincoln, 30-31 January 2016
Replies: 132
Views: 45443

Re: COLIN XII- Countdown in Lincoln, 30-31 January 2016

Ben Wilson wrote:The apterous dictionary will have the final decision on any and all queries, regardless of how updated it is at the time.
Oh cock off, don't let me get complained at - I've got fucktonnes to do for Mole at the moment, and I'm going to get bitched at if some letters are in and some aren't ¬_¬
by Zarte Siempre
Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 4th December 2015
Replies: 7
Views: 2405

Re: Spoilers for Friday 4th December 2015

TAUTOMER in a round I think. But I was only half watching and there wasn't a thread up so I didn't really care.
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 2nd December
Replies: 4
Views: 1255

Spoilers for Wednesday 2nd December

Some bloke beat another bloke yesterday. Can he beat some bloke today? Some bloke'll recap it later.
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 47
Views: 15745

Re: Cooking

Desserts are for chicks. "No thanks, I won't have some more meat, I'll save room for some chocolate." Jesus. "Get rid of starters everywhere" shall we Graeme? I give it a month before every Chinese restaurant in the country has been forced out of business. But maybe that's what ...
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 47
Views: 15745

Re: Cooking

ARGH. WHEN I TAKE OVER, PEOPLE WILL BE REQUIRED TO APPRECIATE STARTERS.
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:28 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 47
Views: 15745

Re: Cooking

I made a rather splendid 'Bakewell' tart for my Dad the other day. Instead of making in in a pastry case, I made it in a shortbread biscuit case. It was very delicious, though I say it myself. I have presented 'Bakewell' thusly, because I'm not the Bakewell tart shop in Bakewell so can't call it a ...
by Zarte Siempre
Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 47
Views: 15745

Re: Cooking

*uses bait to catch a fish and slaps you around the face with it*

And I'm thinking, FFS woman. I have to find one with some balance. And that can be adapted should a full-blown veggie decide to turn up. Have you never watched CDWM?!
by Zarte Siempre
Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 47
Views: 15745

Re: Cooking

I watch food programmes to tut at their errors, not to learn...

But yes, I cook a lot. As pretty much everyone knows. But I felt I should point this out anyway.

I'm also pleased to see that you recognised the existence of starters in your post.
by Zarte Siempre
Mon Nov 30, 2015 4:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: If 2015 had been a FOCAL year...
Replies: 1
Views: 1821

If 2015 had been a FOCAL year...

Well, it's 2 months until the first event in the brand new FOCAL calendar. So as a bit of a teaser for those who have any interest, I thought I'd post the top 16 for this year. *Top of the Pops countdown music plays* In 16th place, with 178 points from 5 events - Michelle Nevitt! In 15th place, with...
by Zarte Siempre
Sun Nov 29, 2015 6:55 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 36961

Re: FOCAL 2016

Delighted to announce that Co Dublin will now NOT just be a one-time event. After the success of this month's event, Eddy has decided to turn it into a fixture on the Co-event diary, and furthermore, we're all delighted that he wishes it to be a part of FOCAL. The date for next year's event is provi...
by Zarte Siempre
Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:57 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 604
Views: 399919

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Jon Corby, religious correspondent, the south - back to the studio.
by Zarte Siempre
Sat Nov 14, 2015 11:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 497279

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

So then, last night. I start in a high-speed car chase, only instead of a car chase, it turns out to be a car race (with lap times and distance to the car behind flashing up on screen). And instead of a cars, it turns out we're racing hovercraft like from the old videogame Wipeout, even though ther...
by Zarte Siempre
Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 604
Views: 399919

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

How long does it take an unfit, fat bloke to go 5km in a wheelchair?

Asking for a friend.
by Zarte Siempre
Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 3rd 2015
Replies: 5
Views: 1367

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 3rd 2015

PROSAISM in one round. Lex on Apto suggests you can add the s, but Oxford disagrees.
by Zarte Siempre
Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:03 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The restaurant rule
Replies: 17
Views: 4009

Re: The restaurant rule

Jon Corby wrote:
Heather Styles wrote: conchigliette (small)
That's just sick, frankly Heather.
Conchigliette sounds like you'd describe a hairy one rather than a small one.
by Zarte Siempre
Mon Nov 02, 2015 8:04 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Leeds 2016 - 30th April
Replies: 13
Views: 8631

Re: Co:Leeds 2016 - 30th April

As Callum seems to have wandered off - I'll try and answer for you, Andy.

Unless his plans have altered drastically, the tournament will follow the same path as Lincoln does.
by Zarte Siempre
Fri Oct 30, 2015 7:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 36961

Re: FOCAL 2016

From memory, the sports style progressions ended up giving far too much weighting to people who'd won something and done fuck all for the rest of the year. Whereas yours I think went the other way and ended up giving too much weight to people just turning up all the time and also looked a fucking me...
by Zarte Siempre
Fri Oct 30, 2015 7:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 36961

Re: FOCAL 2016

I see. To be honest I hadn't read the bit about "only a certain number of scores counting", which actually might make me change my mind. I'm not sure. I've got a cold and can't think properly at the moment. Where the cut off point would be for that, based on this year's tournaments, would...
by Zarte Siempre
Fri Oct 30, 2015 6:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 36961

Re: FOCAL 2016

We tested it, we tested others. It worked. Others didn't. If it throws up massive miscarriages of justice in the first year, then we can look again, but for now, it seems to be working :P That's fine but just out of interest can I ask what other systems you checked? I'm thinking of dropping the who...
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:55 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 36961

Re: FOCAL 2016

We tested it, we tested others. It worked. Others didn't.

If it throws up massive miscarriages of justice in the first year, then we can look again, but for now, it seems to be working :P
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday October 29th 2015 (S73 P82)
Replies: 25
Views: 6978

Re: Spoilers for Thursday October 29th 2015 (S73 P82)

Jennifer Steadman wrote:Apparently she's the first female winner of an ep in 2 months :(
Did one win that recently? Women must be less shit than I thought...

*throws line, waits for bite*
by Zarte Siempre
Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:13 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 497279

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Johnny Canuck wrote:Admit it, a couple of you were at least mildly freaked out.
No.
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 15, 2015 2:18 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday October 15th 2015 (S73 P72)
Replies: 11
Views: 3694

Re: Spoilers for Thursday October 15th 2015 (S73 P72)

Watching the +1

991 = (100+25+5)*7+75+6
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: It has officially been a year...
Replies: 20
Views: 5864

Re: It has officially been a year...

Ben Wilson wrote:I still have all of them, might be able to upload them somewhere. I still say new ones are needed. I nominate zarte and Graeme to host them. :p
Having never heard the original ones, I don't know exactly what it is that you're trying to commit me to...
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN XII- Countdown in Lincoln, 30-31 January 2016
Replies: 132
Views: 45443

Re: COLIN XII- Countdown in Lincoln, 30-31 January 2016

Jack Worsley wrote:If you mean me, I'd better not. There are enough mugs in the Worsley household as it is.
That's no way to talk about your Dad.
by Zarte Siempre
Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday October 7th 2015 (S73 P67)
Replies: 9
Views: 4267

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday October 7th 2015 (S73 P67)

PERGANA r7.

(Though I must confess I did have to check after the round that I wasn't making it up)
by Zarte Siempre
Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:26 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday October 5th 2015
Replies: 8
Views: 3394

Re: Spoilers For Monday October 5th 2015

HORNERO and WOONERF as beaters in R5
by Zarte Siempre
Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday October 2nd 2015 (S73 P64)
Replies: 27
Views: 9296

Re: Spoilers for Friday October 2nd 2015 (S73 P64)

Being completely blunt about it, even though we have no real definitive proof that at this point in time the production team do anything but draw lots, even if they DO - ultimately, they're running a business. If they decide to keep people apart/put people together etc. etc. that's their prerogative...
by Zarte Siempre
Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:49 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 36961

Re: FOCAL 2016

Gavin Chipper wrote:Good stuff. I've heard that quite a lot of work has gone into this so congratulations on getting it all sorted out. I'm looking forward to see how this plays out.
Cheers btw Gev - hope to see you at a few of them :)
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 36961

Re: FOCAL 2016

Gavin Chipper wrote:
JimBentley wrote:
Zarte Siempre wrote:...Jeff Clayton is treasurer...
Well, that rules a few people out of the running for starters.
I'd heard that this no longer applied. Hatchets buried etc.
Yeah, if the implication was that people are banned by Jeff, that's long over :)
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:38 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL 2016
Replies: 114
Views: 36961

FOCAL 2016

Hello ladies and gents. It's been a while since we've said anything about the year-round Co-event league idea that was mooted earlier in the year, and so it may have seemed that nothing was happening with it, but it's with great pleasure that I can announce with at least a fair amount more detail, t...
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 779
Views: 701564

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Broadchurch was the best thing I've watched for a while. Totally missed the boat when it was on telly but binged on it the last couple of weeks. Have you watched both series? The first one was stunningly good, the second patchy - still worth watching, but the first series had set the bar impossibly...
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:40 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What books have you been reading lately?
Replies: 58
Views: 21269

Re: What books have you been reading lately?

Love it! :D
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:29 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What books have you been reading lately?
Replies: 58
Views: 21269

Re: What books have you been reading lately?

Jon O'Neill wrote:I also read Richard Brittain's entire literary output which was enjoyable.
Does that include the transcript of his defence?

Anyway, I'm a massive Linwood Barclay fan and think everyone should read his books if they like suspensey-detectivey-thrillery type stuff.
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:20 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 779
Views: 701564

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Ben Wilson wrote:My house is quickly turning into a box set museum. Last one I polished off was season 2 of the Blacklist (highly recommended), I'm currently on season 3 of Elementary and will start season 3 of Person of Interest once that's done.
No spoilers for POI3 if you start it before me please :P
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:20 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 779
Views: 701564

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Just started a 'cinema club' at work today, we started watching the new David Simon miniseries, Show Me a Hero. Good start. Feels quite The Wire-esque after the first hour. Other than that currently half way through a variety of series; Louis, Catfish, The Strain, Silicon Valley. Just on the verge ...
by Zarte Siempre
Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:00 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who posts here?
Replies: 55
Views: 13175

Re: Who posts here?

I can begin posting more often and trying to find my way onto one of your lists... however I am, fundamentally, quite dull.