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by Mark Deeks
Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:17 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)
Replies: 61
Views: 8330

Re: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)

I just went for a steak with Kirk Bevins in Las Vegas.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 502
Views: 56832

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

RELATED - do vicars/priests/chaplains etc take singing lessons as a part of the gig?
by Mark Deeks
Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 502
Views: 56832

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Churches and vicars. What do they do all day? Do vicars just hang out in open churches and anyone can walk in and get some religion going on? Are they mostly empty? What do vicars do when not in church?
by Mark Deeks
Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:45 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in Cambridge (CoCam) - Saturday 16th June
Replies: 19
Views: 7595

Re: Countdown in Cambridge (CoCam) - Saturday 16th June

Yes but what about the park run?
by Mark Deeks
Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:02 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: NICK HEWER = 8 DIFFERENT LETTERS N,I,C,K,H,E W,R.
Replies: 6
Views: 963

Re: NICK HEWER = 8 DIFFERENT LETTERS N,I,C,K,H,E W,R.

New Nick Hewer kink?
Nick "Chicken'n'Wine" Hewer? Rich...cheekier...winner....nice. I knew.
Wink, cheer; he knew.

Image

There you go, I salvaged it.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: COUNTDOWN = 7 DIFFERENT LETTERS C,O,U,N,T,D,W
Replies: 13
Views: 1299

Re: COUNTDOWN = 7 DIFFERENT LETTERS C,O,U,N,T,D,W

Where'd you hear that?
by Mark Deeks
Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:05 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Series 78 Finals Predictions (Contains Spoilers!)
Replies: 73
Views: 4417

Re: Series 78 Finals Predictions (Contains Spoilers!)

Sharapova was a good get for the show, to be fair. They did well there, can't have been cheap.

Anyway, yes, sorry, I confused the issue with mentioning Montgomerie in there. I was getting facetious towards the end of an otherwise valid question, apologies.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:31 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Series 78 Finals Predictions (Contains Spoilers!)
Replies: 73
Views: 4417

Re: Series 78 Finals Predictions (Contains Spoilers!)

What about Nicholas Parsons, was he there? Maria Sharapova? Colin Montgomerie?
by Mark Deeks
Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 502
Views: 56832

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

When people are videoing something on their phone, why do they invariably hold it upright, in portrait mode, even though that's rarely the optimal framing for the scene being recorded? In fact, people who do this probably belong in the "People you shouldn't trust" topic, with a special circle of he...
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 22, 2018 1:53 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Where are They Now ?
Replies: 44
Views: 3339

Re: Where are They Now ?

He does have the right to post any shit he likes - well, sorta - but they also have a right to not want to be associated with a person who does that.
by Mark Deeks
Fri May 18, 2018 7:58 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)
Replies: 61
Views: 8330

Re: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)

3 gave me a tour of their hometown, which has led to 6 years of subsequent meetings
Would have gone for "meatings", but a strong list nonetheless.
by Mark Deeks
Fri May 18, 2018 7:57 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Where are They Now ?
Replies: 44
Views: 3339

Re: Where are They Now ?

My kind of thread. More names!
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 16, 2018 11:21 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)
Replies: 61
Views: 8330

Re: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)

was for a mutual friend's birthday party
Is that how you describe Heather now?
by Mark Deeks
Thu May 10, 2018 8:53 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: CoSong: A Perfect Song for Every Genre
Replies: 2
Views: 796

Re: CoSong: A Perfect Song for Every Genre

Anyway, while Matt Morrison off of Apterous's obsessive compulsive disorder and love of linearity anchors what could have been a fun discussion with its turgid reliance on structure, let me reassert my authority by kicking things off with a link to the tune that catalysed the whole shaboodle, in dir...
by Mark Deeks
Thu May 10, 2018 8:37 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: CoSong: A Perfect Song for Every Genre
Replies: 2
Views: 796

Re: CoSong: A Perfect Song for Every Genre

At least take me for a drink before you violate my privacy like this.
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 09, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 213
Views: 42638

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

It's far from the best lookalike but NBA player Kosta Koufos always reminds of Adam Dexter. And to be honest, if that is a poor lookalike, call it karma...
by Mark Deeks
Sat May 05, 2018 2:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 93
Views: 14143

Re: Deathwatch 2018

Guy off the street wouldn't have known who Avicii was.
He would of a certain age.
by Mark Deeks
Thu May 03, 2018 12:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why do ?.....
Replies: 6
Views: 1184

Re: Why do ?.....

I guess it's a bit like always wearing a wedding ring.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:35 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mutterings of Matthew Morrison
Replies: 6
Views: 1591

Re: Mutterings of Matthew Morrison

Is he the one from Apterous or the one off of Apterous?
by Mark Deeks
Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Talents and party tricks
Replies: 8
Views: 1405

Re: Talents and party tricks

I can scream like a four year old girl.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People on Countdown or C4C or Apterous or whatever doing awesome things
Replies: 5
Views: 1264

Re: People on Countdown or C4C or Apterous or whatever doing awesome things

Not you, I was talking about Gevin Chapwell. Did you also do it though, Gavin?
by Mark Deeks
Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People on Countdown or C4C or Apterous or whatever doing awesome things
Replies: 5
Views: 1264

People on Countdown or C4C or Apterous or whatever doing awesome things

Gevin Chapwell ran the London Marathon today. He did it in seven million degree weather and glow-in-the-dark running shoes. Absolute hero.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 502
Views: 56832

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

It wasn't dark, just to clarify. Street was lit up.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 502
Views: 56832

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

It's definitely a thing Mark. Ignore Gevin, who only ever leaves the comfort of his bed with running shoes on. It's almost more related to the way you are trying to "creep" with your legs, and that typical learnt-it-from-the-TV exaggerated creep necessarily involves exaggerated arms too. https://vi...
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 502
Views: 56832

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Possibly. Gevin, get to it.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:48 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 181
Views: 42075

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

absolute classic
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 502
Views: 56832

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:34 am
Mark Deeks wrote:
Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:33 am
When you walk on gravel or pavements or something a bit painful in bare feet, why do you move your arms more?
I had no idea that was a thing.
I mean, if I'm alone in this, OK, but I really think it is one. Try and see - crush up some glass, walk on it, and report back.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 16th April 2018 (Series 78, Prelim 70)
Replies: 17
Views: 1875

Re: Spoilers for Monday 16th April 2018 (Series 78, Prelim 70)

Yeah to be fair Gev, that was pretty brutal and you need to close your account now.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:33 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 502
Views: 56832

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

When you walk on gravel or pavements or something a bit painful in bare feet, why do you move your arms more?
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 167
Views: 23042

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

I think this is why we didn't pass the Only Connect audition.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 167
Views: 23042

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

It's quice. Thought this was well known.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:14 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: While y'all wait...
Replies: 168
Views: 9483

Re: While y'all wait...

Ray Wilding wrote:
Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:44 pm

I may as well give the max is RAWENER
That's honestly the one I had in mind.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:28 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: While y'all wait...
Replies: 168
Views: 9483

Re: While y'all wait...

BAOJIA and I think BRAWNER
by Mark Deeks
Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: "First Ever Song" Recollection.
Replies: 13
Views: 1602

Re: "First Ever Song" Recollection.

Also it's a great topic but can we expand it earliest over all memory?
Crawling along the ground, and being pulled back by my mum on those drawstring things some baby rompers have on.

My third ever memory, pleasingly, is of my dad having a poo.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:54 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Big long read on the OED - past, present and future
Replies: 2
Views: 981

Re: Big long read on the OED - past, present and future

Take as long as you need, Gerv.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:38 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Big long read on the OED - past, present and future
Replies: 2
Views: 981

Big long read on the OED - past, present and future

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/f ... e-internet

Good read and important context for whenever online internet word game players get slightly too histrionic in their complaints about "sloppy" entries.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:29 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

What's 1R equal to?
by Mark Deeks
Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

I assumed it was when you clench your buttocks to keep warm on a chilly morning. Guess it wasn't this. A shame.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

Also, what's cold squeezing?
by Mark Deeks
Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

Matt Morrison wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:24 pm
You are still bigger than me Mark? But you are a couple of inches taller. And also I have no muscle whatsoever and a tiny willy so I'm more pure fat.
I'm really heavy without being really fat, it's weird.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

This thread's gone well, I'm glad we did this.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

Actually, at the top there, can I see that it's got two USB ports? Maybe it truly is multipurose after all.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

I'm somewhere between 11 stone (70kg) and 11 stone 7 pounds (73kg), depending on how much I've been eating and drinking. I've been down to about 9 stone at one point (but I did look a bit skeletal and unwell at that point) and up to about 13 stone (when I was really drinking a lot). I think I'm abo...
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

How can a scale be multipurose, anyway? How many puroses could there possibly be?
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

You win! Or lose, depending on which game we're playing.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

Graeme Cole wrote:
Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:39 am
0.068 tonnes.

That just sounds fat, you know?
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

Re: How much do you weigh?

Looks like I'm the unbeaten champion, unless someone can top it. Bet you can't. 8-)
by Mark Deeks
Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4522

How much do you weigh?

Per Gavin Chipper.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can
Replies: 76
Views: 9932

Re: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can

Cartwheel. Never done it, and, at 17-and-that's-all-you-need-to-know stone, I have accepted I never will. No cartwheels and no balloons, wow, my life is a pastiche of misery.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can
Replies: 76
Views: 9932

Re: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can

This has led to me having very few balloons in my life, which is depressing and defeatist.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can
Replies: 76
Views: 9932

Re: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can

Any balloon. I blow and I blow and I blow and all I get out of all this hard work is a slightly soggy uninflated balloon.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can
Replies: 76
Views: 9932

Re: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can

Marc Meakin wrote:
Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:25 pm
Mark Deeks wrote:
Sun Mar 18, 2018 7:33 pm
Blow up balloons.
Are you a smoker or an asthmatic ?
Asthmatic, but that's not why. I just can't seem to get the air to actually go into the balloon.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:LeedsLeedsLeeds - Saturday 21st April 2018
Replies: 22
Views: 6435

Re: Co:LeedsLeedsLeeds - Saturday 21st April 2018

I went to school with a Lincoln Squidring. Very oily fella. Bad skin.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jan 25, 2018 3:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdowners in the news
Replies: 113
Views: 24198

Re: Countdowners in the news

Aye, that's bad. The Venn diagram between Countdowners/Apterites and such struggles contains massive overlap, and is something we should perhaps think about. I'll say this, though. Having until very recently worked in 16-19 welfare, as the person struggling young people would come to, I have had a l...