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by Mark Deeks
Wed May 22, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Negative picking
Replies: 15
Views: 247

Re: Negative picking

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm
Mark Deeks wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 12:51 pm
So
Unfortunate.
I knew there'd be some form of Gevspergers in response to my post at some point but I thought it'd be you pointing out the "me and Zarte" instead. What a wide range of needlessly pedantic comments you have, a real soldier to your cause.
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 22, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Negative picking
Replies: 15
Views: 247

Re: Negative picking

By the way, Zarte, if I've massively misrepresented what you said here, apologies and correct at will.
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 22, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Negative picking
Replies: 15
Views: 247

Re: Negative picking

It's not the weaker players that boo - it's the ones who have worked out all the stems and really want you to know that about them.
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 22, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Negative picking
Replies: 15
Views: 247

Negative picking

So when me and Zarte were doing the second marathon, we had a conversation about the concept of "negative picking". Essentially - and none of this is a criticism - Zarte thought I was picking negatively because I overwhelmingly picked three-vowel letters rounds. For what it's worth, not for a single...
by Mark Deeks
Wed May 22, 2019 12:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Talented Non-Apterous Contestants
Replies: 46
Views: 8663

Re: Talented Non-Apterous Contestants

OK well I'm not entirely sure you're quoting six year old posts of mine, why the thought "I wonder if I can annoy this man I have barely ever spoken to" was in your head at that moment, but hey, do your thing. I am now going to light myself on fire as that would be a better use of my time.
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 21, 2019 5:18 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 34
Views: 752

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ashton, there are a lot of events already, both online and in person. Take part in some of those, familiarise yourself with what they involve and how they work, ask those who organise them how they do it for advice and help (they're very helpful), and then maybe revisit this idea.
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 21, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Talented Non-Apterous Contestants
Replies: 46
Views: 8663

Re: Talented Non-Apterous Contestants

You're not still bitter about the fact I said your avatar looked like the money shot in robot/human bukkake, are you?
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 21, 2019 5:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 226
Views: 63195

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Mark Deeks wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:54 am
Gevin Chapwell and Phil Alexander, the editor of Kerrang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsBzjwnjdCY
Just re-seen this. Heh. It also works as a sound-a-like and a pedant-o-like.
by Mark Deeks
Tue May 21, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 226
Views: 63195

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

NBA playr Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot looks like he should be standing just over mine and Graeme's shoulders.

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by Mark Deeks
Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 180
Views: 32122

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Paul Worsley wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:42 pm
Mark Deeks wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:40 am
Jimmy Carr looks like Richard Nixon.
I was going to post something along the line of "Bollocks!", but, actually, you have a point.
On the internationally approved Deeks-Dexter Scale of lookalike quality, this is a solid 0.7 Deeker.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:40 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 180
Views: 32122

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Jimmy Carr looks like Richard Nixon.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 605
Views: 154056

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

I was at Matt Morrison and Heather Badcock's house, which, this being dreamland, was a large and relatively isolated cottage. It was a nice cottage, too, or at least the downstairs kitchen area was. The upstairs, where the front door was located (obviously), was pretty squalid. Moreover, it was badl...
by Mark Deeks
Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:25 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 226
Views: 63195

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Here's me off my nut on ecstasy in the 1990s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8TwE8F ... oh6X0GcGXM
by Mark Deeks
Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown
Replies: 21
Views: 3337

Re: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown

Never really struggled to recover. Drove home from the event (I know!), got a good eight hours in, woke up fine, subsequently fine. Tiredness wasn't much of a problem during this thing, actually. Couple of lulls, but never hugely struggled to stay awake.
by Mark Deeks
Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdowners in the news
Replies: 117
Views: 29632

Re: Countdowners in the news

by Mark Deeks
Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:49 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 226
Views: 63195

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Good to see Matt Morrison at the Arsenal game.

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by Mark Deeks
Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:45 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown
Replies: 21
Views: 3337

Re: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown

Yes but to be fair, you do operate on a higher plane than the rest of us. You have gifts.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown
Replies: 21
Views: 3337

Re: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown

FWIW, we played on the main stage (and thus as a part of the main show) three times. The third of these featured Rachel which later turned into an uncomfortable exploration of my failings as a person. So, something for everyone there. They can found at the 07:23:20, 17:29:50 and 20:11:54 marks of th...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:17 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown
Replies: 21
Views: 3337

Re: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown

Also thanks to Patrick, an attendee of the event, who solved the lifelong which-are-the-discard-piles problem that has plagued Co events for more than a decade by suggesting that the discards are left face up. How in God's name none of us thought of this before is frightening to think about.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:11 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown
Replies: 21
Views: 3337

Re: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown

Hot foof was a sleep-induced typo of food but by God I'm leaving it there.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:06 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown
Replies: 21
Views: 3337

Re: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown

Yep, basically. The staff kinda dragged us in. Just woke up, groggy but satisfied. Thank you to everyone who watched and participated, particularly those who donated, and those who came down to join us (Jennifer Steadman,.who brought HOT FOOF like the heroine that she js, as well.as the gentleman an...
by Mark Deeks
Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown
Replies: 21
Views: 3337

Re: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown

Some say that it's easier to raise awareness of your charitable endeavours, and encourage donations thereto, if you actually give them the right link. Maybe they're right, maybe they're not. Either way, meh.

https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundra ... Id=1017190
by Mark Deeks
Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown
Replies: 21
Views: 3337

Mark and Zarte's 26.2 Hour Game Of Countdown

Hello! Nearly six years ago, myself, Innis and Zarte played a 25 hour game of Countdown. We raised a shit ton of money, and it was also a pretty great game, somehow going legitimately to a crucial conundrum after all that time (Innis got it). But we figured we would never do it again, as we couldn't...
by Mark Deeks
Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:55 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Goatdown event 2020 - a survey
Replies: 10
Views: 2199

Re: Goatdown event 2020 - a survey

Callum Todd wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:53 pm
Gavin Chipper wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:49 pm
Survey done.
I gathered. Some of those comments could only have been written by one person.
Honestly one of the best burns in this forum's history.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What could you make Gevin do to run faster?
Replies: 3
Views: 1214

Re: What could you make Gevin do to run faster?

Try and do something about that permanent boner, it's been about 6 years now.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 70
Views: 15736

Re: How much do you weigh?

I'm actually down to 16s 7lbs so Meakin takes the lead.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: A load of old tats
Replies: 17
Views: 3295

Re: A load of old tats

Just piercings. Stretched ears and two pierced nipples though only one remains so. Heather has a tattoo on each arm at the top. Makepeace has a cool tattoo of a Mogwai symbol. That's a start. By means of illustration of nipple, an old pic you've all seen. Chest hair, does that count as body modific...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:30 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason
Replies: 64
Views: 8193

Re: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason

I just wear what I wore the day before. STOOOOOOOOOOOOODENT. More like MAN WITH LITTLE SELF RESPECT LEFT. Actually, same sort of thing I guess. bald people are exempt Wow. I have a comb and a brush. Wow. Yeah but you have a long flowing beard, you probably have a room in your house devoted purely t...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:29 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason
Replies: 64
Views: 8193

Re: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason

I don't have a pizza cutting device in any form despite being a bumper crop but I'm not sure being on the same side as Gevin is on the same side as "normal people" so I'll stay quiet.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason
Replies: 64
Views: 8193

Re: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason

Widen "pyjamas" out to mean anything put on to sleep, then. Even a t-shirt and shorts. I just wear what I wore the day before. Also widen "comb" out to include hairbrushes, and obviously bald people are exempt. I either don't style mine or use my fingers. Will also claim jeans, food processor, dress...
by Mark Deeks
Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you randomly encounter who share names with Countdowners but aren't actually the Countdowner, just a namesake
Replies: 11
Views: 3401

Re: People you randomly encounter who share names with Countdowners but aren't actually the Countdowner, just a namesake

Matt Morrison wrote:
Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:21 pm
Now, come on. Have you or have you just been Googling people off of Countdown's names?
I was looking up the veracity of a fact I read about how a disproportionate number of sailors called Richard Parker have died badly over the years. I have a decent amount of time for such things at the moment.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you randomly encounter who share names with Countdowners but aren't actually the Countdowner, just a namesake
Replies: 11
Views: 3401

Re: People you randomly encounter who share names with Countdowners but aren't actually the Countdowner, just a namesake

We are friends having bonded over our mutual crap name. I have the domain name, he has the Twitter handle. I offered to swap. He said no. Sod.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:11 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you randomly encounter who share names with Countdowners but aren't actually the Countdowner, just a namesake
Replies: 11
Views: 3401

People you randomly encounter who share names with Countdowners but aren't actually the Countdowner, just a namesake

Because I have loads going on in my life right now, I was just reading this news story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46044014 The Belgian was an unused sub for the League Two strugglers in Saturday's draw with Newport but feels like he can have a big impact for Jim Bentley's men. Jim Bentley...
by Mark Deeks
Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:30 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Credits - Anagrammy Style
Replies: 3
Views: 1649

Re: Credits - Anagrammy Style

Hehe, I liked that. Rose Cayrou sounds like the lynchpin of the whole operation.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:31 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Scam to watch out for
Replies: 9
Views: 2843

Re: Scam to watch out for

Ok, cool. The important thing is not to overreact.
by Mark Deeks
Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:27 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: the Countdowner's Homes I've Been In game (CHIBIN)
Replies: 28
Views: 14144

Re: the Countdowner's Homes I've Been In game (CHIBIN)

You're welcome any time you like, guys. Clearly you don't want that. OK then. Lauren Hamer Lauren Hamer & Matt Bayfield Jen Steadman Andy Platt (forgot this initially, sorry Andy, it was a lovely night x) Gevin Chapwell Can now add to this - Matt Morrison and Heather Badcock (repeatedly), Graeme Co...
by Mark Deeks
Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Scam to watch out for
Replies: 9
Views: 2843

Re: Scam to watch out for

I got one in a similar vein that wasn't sexplotative, but claimed it had my password and wanted money for their silence. Thing is, the email contained the password they had hacked. And it really was one of mine. Bit disconcerting so I've immediately signed over all my stuff to them. More fool them, ...
by Mark Deeks
Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can
Replies: 80
Views: 18617

Re: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can

I feel the same way. Hats always are either way too small or make me look like I have a receding head.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: C of C Draw......
Replies: 105
Views: 22426

Re: C of C Draw......

I'm enjoying the post/signature synergy there. You're gushing over how wonderful everyone is next to a quote from one particularly wonderful member of the community accusing you of looking like a serial killer. Good times, good times.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:25 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: the Countdowners In My Place game (CIMP)
Replies: 22
Views: 7615

Re: the Countdowners In My Place game (CIMP)

Just received three more, and had Deeks to add to since this hasn't been updated in ages. I might even be forgetting one more... hmm... Michelle Ryan Gevin Jono Bayfield Corby Deeks Laverty Garner Springalicious Phil Makepeace I think puts you back in the lead. It really is a titanic tussle at the ...
by Mark Deeks
Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: How to host an event (for dummies)?
Replies: 28
Views: 8553

Re: How to host an event (for dummies)?

I think a key thing for a Co:Event is keeping the costs down. Event costs keep creeping up to the participant, and while a cost to offset the facility hire is inevitable, a decent proportion of it seems to be spent on the nick-nacks and individuality that I don't really want anyway. By the time tran...
by Mark Deeks
Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How often do you go to the toilet?
Replies: 18
Views: 3536

Re: How often do you go to the toilet?

Vince Fernando wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:03 pm
Perhaps, you should see a doctor.
For what? Having phenomenal capacity?
by Mark Deeks
Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How often do you go to the toilet?
Replies: 18
Views: 3536

Re: How often do you go to the toilet?

Marc Meakin wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:47 pm
Just curious, what's the duration of your average piss....I'm guessing your up there with the Donkey from One Foot in the Algarve 😁.
Opening scene from Austin Powers.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How often do you go to the toilet?
Replies: 18
Views: 3536

Re: How often do you go to the toilet?

By the way, we may have just finally stumbled upon the reason why I'm twice your weight.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How often do you go to the toilet?
Replies: 18
Views: 3536

Re: How often do you go to the toilet?

Well, start a tracking sheet.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:30 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How often do you go to the toilet?
Replies: 18
Views: 3536

How often do you go to the toilet?

It has been brought to my attention that I rarely go to the toilet. It began when I went to Los Angeles on a work trip and went the entire way from baggage drop-off to baggage reclaim without going for a wee. (Hopefully one day I get sent to Australia and do the same. The idea of going from London t...
by Mark Deeks
Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:31 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: FOCAL scoring system
Replies: 16
Views: 5387

Re: FOCAL scoring system

I feel that with only very rare exceptions, no matter how deep a field is, the winners always go through the same cycle; random draw round one, then two frigging tough follow-up rounds. So to overly weight the points awarded to large fields seems in error, for you aren't playing the vast majority of...
by Mark Deeks
Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What Degrees do you have
Replies: 28
Views: 8210

Re: What Degrees do you have

It's weird how haughty people get about reading books. Like it's sacrilege if one doesn't do it. It is A way to learn, and A way to think creatively, but by God we have other ways now and that's probably fine. People need to sneer less.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:34 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday 6th August 2018
Replies: 22
Views: 5667

Re: Spoilers for 6th August 2018

Also, it's hardly a fail. If someone out there is willing and able to say RELUCTING, they deserve their ten points.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why don't you like basketball?
Replies: 66
Views: 10167

Re: Why don't you like basketball?

It would appear my number is teenagers only, apologies.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Susie coming to town!
Replies: 6
Views: 2811

Re: Susie coming to town!

Heh, the tone of this post really went on a journey. It started so warm, so positive, and then...

Looked into going to this but there weren't any within 100 miles of my house, so alas.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:15 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why don't you like basketball?
Replies: 66
Views: 10167

Re: Why don't you like basketball?

Most recreational basketball is outdoors for facilities reasons, in all countries. The wind makes such an impact on shooting that the pro game is played inside, though.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:07 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why don't you like basketball?
Replies: 66
Views: 10167

Re: Why don't you like basketball?

I would like to know the percentage of 6 foot 7 plus people living in the UK. I suspect that answer will explain the lack of participation. But never give up as it has taken decades for America to accept soccer as a viable sport and I suspect come 2026 they may come close to winning the darn thing....
by Mark Deeks
Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:05 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why don't you like basketball?
Replies: 66
Views: 10167

Re: Why don't you like basketball?

Mark, I'm not sure what you want acceptance of your opinion to look like. I disagree with your opinion and I'm not going to start agreeing with it. But that doesn't mean I don't accept it. I do seek to challenge it, and the logic behind it; that's what this very thread is from the start. It was an i...
by Mark Deeks
Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:35 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why don't you like basketball?
Replies: 66
Views: 10167

Re: Why don't you like basketball?

Again, I never said it was great. It was however low scoring and not populated by giants. So maybe the answer isn't those things after all.
by Mark Deeks
Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why don't you like basketball?
Replies: 66
Views: 10167

Re: Why don't you like basketball?

Is it big in Japan ? That was a serious question btw and not a pop song reference. Not bad! They are still a baseball-mad nation, but it's on the upswing there. Their professional league had a BDO/PDC thing going on until recently, but it's been fixed, and they get some decent import players throug...