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Mark Deeks

Nah, this is me at home in bed, on my laptop, putting on a song I've heard a million times from the same place I always put it on, and it's just faster this time. Surely others have experienced this? Not necessarily in my bed, but at some point in their lives?

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Why does music sometimes sound distinctly higher and faster than you remember it being? Gotta be a tiredness thing, right?

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He's got a point, it didn't. I vote for those two.

Mark Deeks

Ways to save further time: - Save on the time spent turning the letters board into the numbers board by having it rotate like on Numberwang and make that rotation part of the run time of the show. That's probably, what, another hour saved per filming day right there. - No DC guests. This will also s...

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Scrap the make-up, let these ugly bastards suffer for their sins. Make a standard uniform to give it that schoolyard feel, save some time there. Get whoever does the calendar to set the teasers, outsource that. Take out conundrums cos no one likes those. There you go, that's time saved already.

Mark Deeks

David might be the fastest-speaking contestant we've ever seen.

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Why won't the oven work unless the clock is set?

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I always thought it was short for Sushmita. Good to know.

Mark Deeks

No, wait, sorry, that's Fifty Shades of Grey, my bad.

Mark Deeks

My heart is beating in time with the pulsing need in my sex as I root through the box for the lacy bits I seek. Christian is always seductive, sensual but today he’s gone out of his way to tease and hike up my desire – I’m ravenously ready. For a moment I wonder what to do about the panties, Christ...

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Shit happens, don't worry about it. We've all got receipts out there on the internet.

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I don't know you at all, Marc, but I like the way you stand by your past. No wriggling out of it, you own it without being proud of it. Nicely done.

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"In and of itself". Just a thing people say without them knowing why.

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Turns out Conor Travers was in Veruca Salt.

Mark Deeks

Mark Deeks wrote: ↑
Tue May 05, 2020 10:48 am
Grammar and spelling pedants. Basically a game of one-upmanship, of intelligent/pseudo-intellectual/people who for some reason think that they are intelligent trying to prove they are more intelligent than you. Good for you, big man, but it really doesn't matter.

Mark Deeks

As someone who cares about your welfare, it's kinda upsetting watching you fall apart in real time like that.

Mark Deeks

And while we're here - why is it that people think it's hilarious that I tend to wear the same two or three colours of sweatshirt all the time when most of these cunts spend their entire existence in blue jeans? There really is no fucking difference. It's not in the hilarious in the you're-wrong ki...

Mark Deeks

What is Pinterest for?

Mark Deeks

I can't be in the same room as a boiling kettle. You spend my childhood telling me not to mix water and electricity, then spend my adulthood telling me to put them together? No sir, not going to happen.

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No, it was before the pandemic happened. The newspaper report said he had undetected cancer.

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Phil died, Jason.

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Well Boris has made it clear he's prepared to increase lockdown back to where it was if things get worse again. The theories are that the virus doesn't like hot weather which is why third-world countries have been largely spared, and so what we really need is a huge, 40-degree heatwave across Europ...

Mark Deeks

45 conundrums? I think you'd stalled for enough time already.

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I'm fine with this.

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Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑
Tue May 26, 2020 3:42 pm

Adam Gillard wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:50 pm
You heard it, me and Neil are going to take over :p
Er, Mark Deeks?

Start a poll, it's the only way we'll know for sure and Damian will be bound by its results.

Mark Deeks

You're using that to rebut a different situation. See what David wrote again.

Mark Deeks

If his eight is fine, then even if your eight is fine, you've lost anyway. Whereas if his eight is not fine, but neither is yours, you've also lost anyway. Might as well take the possibility of the sure points to potentially cut it to 14 and hope he's wrong about his.

Mark Deeks

It was actually much more reminiscent of Stevenage bowling alley, but either way, thanks for the top-tier wingmanning.

Mark Deeks

In these social distancing times, and the need to space out, that's not as impressive of a brag as I would have hoped.

Mark Deeks

Last night, I dreamt that myself and Graeme Cole were playing pool in a dimly lit bar on a pool table that didn't have any edges [basically this all the way around]. Every single ex girlfriend I have ever had was in attendance, lining the edges of the place, watching. I said to Graeme "please make m...

Mark Deeks

Rather than piss on it, the fact that you yourself just described this imaginary person as a "freak" kinda lends support to my theory that it is unconventional to be attracted to someone much older than you.

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"I like to search by active topics", says Gev while dragging up yet another thread from a decade ago.

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She's also 25 years older than me, which isn't conventionally attractive. But here we are.

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Maybe Jill Bright has killed like eight people before and it has only come to light over the last few years.

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Lorraine Kelly.

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We definitely shouted some things but it wasn't that. I remember then running home to tell my mum the story, not with fear, but almost with glee. She....saw it differently.

Mark Deeks

Also, around the same time, me and a couple of friends (I KNOW RIGHT!!!) were playing football up the park, having a knockaround at one of the portable five-a-side goals. A man (absolute Dave type) and his young lad of about our age started doing the same at the other goal. Conversation struck up, a...

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One Wednesday nght, about 23 years ago, I needed to get to football practice in Buntingford, during my fabled stint as the finest ginger related-to-Barbara-Windsor centre back that the Cougars have ever seen. However, my dad's car was on the fritz, so we went by taxi. As I practiced for an hour, my ...

Mark Deeks

Atta boy. I'mma get you a massive clock neckless and a loudhaler; head up my bandwagon. Drive the Deeks Train to Host Town. Choo - and I cannot stress this enough - choo.

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Aw, you guys. (But yeah I'd do it, initial backlash be damned.)

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Are you hyping me up, or announcing yourself as competition for this opportunity that isn't available?

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I'm under 70, let's do this.

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Rhys Benjamin wrote: ↑
Thu May 14, 2020 1:50 pm
Surprised the ISOLATED round wasn't excised from the repeat given the public's utter hatred of anything remotely connected to Covid.

Is this a snipe at someone? If so, who? And why? And if it wasn't, then......what the hell was it? I am confused by your post.

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But not unexpected.

Mark Deeks

Grammar and spelling pedants. Basically a game of one-upmanship, of intelligent/pseudo-intellectual/people who for some reason think that they are intelligent trying to prove they are more intelligent than you. Good for you, big man, but it really doesn't matter.

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Rose Boyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKY9fSCWWU

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Sandra Bullock is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

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Gents, Mark, hi. So, I appreciate the intent, and the video element helps. It is however really too long. Tighten everything up to an hour - if you can't think of anything to say, don't feel as though you have to - be strict in the edits, and you can turn this around in a quick hour. You have a nich...

Mark Deeks

When the electric toothbrush stops spinning temporarily every 30 seconds or so, it isn't constantly suffering from a duff battery - it's telling you to change area.

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https://twitter.com/RachelRileyRR/statu ... 3392990211

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People who decline LinkedIn connection requests. The hell are you using it for if it's not for that?

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Grammar pedants, people obsessed with language's "rules" and people who think online copy should all be "sentences of ten words or less". It just doesn't make sense why you want them all like that. Surely it is the mixing up of lengths that makes the punchier ones punchy; surely it is the individual...

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People who can't be arsed to put the shopping trolley back. Awful people, should be prosecuted. This happened yesterday as I sat in a Tescos car park eating a giant pot of salad and doing some work with my [Graeme's] laptop on my knees at 8.25 am on a Saturday morning. (My life is dope.) This total...

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On Christmas Day, too.

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My partner's friend's sister is going out with the son of the lead singer from Baby D.

Mark Deeks

100% was cancelled by a commissioner called Kevin Lygo. Wonder if there was some family loyalty act of revenge going on there.

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The Weakest Link, but without Robinson. A good format was ruined by her preening and body shaming. Would have been one thing if she was funny. She was not.

Oh, and another vote for 100%. That show ruled.

Mark Deeks

My brain is literally nothing but my own voice saying things and I can't imagine a life without it.

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Admittedly, many of them have also heard of Lamar Odom for Kardashian-related reasons.

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I've asked every girl I have ever dated which NBA players they have heard of, and about 742 of them have heard of Kobe. So yes I take your point, but, on the global stage and in this country, Kobe is up there in the Jordan/LeBron/Shaq tier. There is a gap to the rest of the field unless you are over...

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