HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh you weren't joking.Rhys Benjamin wrote:if you compare the Mail now to two years ago then it's come on a long way. It's no longer gay-bashing, Muslim-smearing, and woman-hating...
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- Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:08 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown in the news
- Replies: 217
- Views: 65489
Re: Countdown in the news
- Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:15 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Maths vs. English
- Replies: 26
- Views: 8637
Re: Maths vs. English
The only two Apterites I can think of off the top of my head who did English at uni were me and (I think) Heather? You new school English fucks. I've been bringing down the averages since before you'd even heard of apterous. Oops, sorry MM! (I tend to lump you in with the mathsy/computery people be...
- Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:30 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Maths vs. English
- Replies: 26
- Views: 8637
Re: Maths vs. English
I've always been surprised by this too. The only two Apterites I can think of off the top of my head who did English at uni were me and (I think) Heather?
(To answer your question though; wordsmith. Obvs.)
(To answer your question though; wordsmith. Obvs.)
- Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:15 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday January 10th 2014 (S70 P5)
- Replies: 107
- Views: 17401
Re: Spoilers for Friday January 10th 2014 (S70 P5)
You absolute shaft. I had to ask someone else for a third because I could only think of 2!Jon O'Neill wrote:Jennifer Steadman wrote:Japan, Morocco or PanamaJon O'Neill wrote:japan, china, mali, morocco, brazil, chile, chad, guinea, panama, turkey
- Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:09 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday January 10th 2014 (S70 P5)
- Replies: 107
- Views: 17401
Re: Spoilers for Friday January 10th 2014 (S70 P5)
We are judging her on ONE GAME. The best of any discipline have an off day sometimes - unfortunately, it may be the day that matters most. I'm not suggesting she is usually of Conor's standard, or even of the standard of her opponent, but who are we to start calling her "incompetent" or a ...
- Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:47 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday January 10th 2014 (S70 P5)
- Replies: 107
- Views: 17401
Re: Spoilers for Friday January 10th 2014 (S70 P5)
Most pathetically toxic/narcissistic/snobby thread of the weeeeeeeeeek
(apart from Worsley's post)
(apart from Worsley's post)
- Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:10 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
- Topic: Monday 6th January 2014 (Series 70 prelim 1)
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2551
Re: Monday 6th January 2014 (Series 70 prelim 1)
Jason, I'd really like to see you recap some more games.
- Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:05 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
- Replies: 306
- Views: 99853
Re: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
Sometimes things change and it's either not practical or necessary to repeat things just for the sake of what happened in the past. To flip the viewpoint, how many people are up in arms because contestants in series 67 onwards will never get to take part in the 30th BC, arguably the most prestigious...
- Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:57 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
- Replies: 306
- Views: 99853
Re: - now a spam thread -
If that's the case, why therefore would those not invited to the 30th BC now be considered candidates for a future CoC? I think due to changes in filming procedure by the time of 30th BC, Eoin wasn't allowed to film unless he'd taken his GCSEs? I've heard it was something convoluted like that, anyw...
- Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:58 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
- Replies: 306
- Views: 99853
Re: - now a spam thread -
1. Gev - I don't disagree that Dave has a point in as much as people shouldn't be picked solely for the purpose of fulfilling a quota, even if he's undermined his point with unnecessary embellishments. What I DO disagree with is the suggestion that no 'quota-fulfilling' contestants would qualify on ...
- Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:20 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
- Replies: 417
- Views: 125610
Re: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
Well excited about this #TeamPaulPaul Worsley wrote:I sent my application form in just before Christmas, so should hear in the new year.
- Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:18 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
- Replies: 306
- Views: 99853
Re: - now a spam thread -
I think we'd all like to see Dave's amended list if he takes into account that a CoC would most likely be drawn from series 67 onwards. It would be interesting to see how his argument (that the female players suggested thus far would be arbitrary box-ticking inclusions) stands up to the fact that a ...
- Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:33 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The next Championship of Champions - now back on topic
- Replies: 306
- Views: 99853
Re: The next Champion of Champions
I agree with Andy that 30th BC was basically just an extended CoC, so series 60-66ers wouldn't (/shouldn't) be involved in a future CoC. Innis's idea in the spoiler thread about having contestants who couldn't make the CoC but would have otherwise been invited (Eoin, Oli Garner et al) invited back w...
- Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:42 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 20th 2013
- Replies: 84
- Views: 20954
Re: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 20th 2013
Also, if there is a CoC and I have to play you It would be great to see a rematch, but would you qualify for entry to a CoC tournament? No offence meant, as obviously if it was based on ability alone then you would not only deserve a place, but would be one of the favourites. But if such a competit...
Re: Music
not entirely accurate cos I always forget to sync my iPod with LastFM until it's too late and the plays don't count (As a result, it's been skewed towards my Spotify plays lately, which are mostly new songs that I cannae be arsed to buy.)
- Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:09 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 20th 2013
- Replies: 84
- Views: 20954
Re: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 20th 2013
This is more accurate.John Garcia wrote:Maybe it's just me, but I'm visualizing this as Zarte's and Jen's pep-talk:Callum Todd wrote:Thank you for all of that Dylan, and thank you also to Zarte and Jen, for their radically different but equally inspiring pep talks before the final.
http://youtu.be/i0GW0Vnr9Yc
- Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:45 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 20th 2013
- Replies: 84
- Views: 20954
Re: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 20th 2013
Absolutely fantastic game to watch between 2 contestants whose personalities, attitudes to the game and Apto history are very different, but who would both have been worthy winners of an unbelievable series. Obviously I was a bit biased in wanting Callum to win, partly because I wanted to say I'd lo...
- Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:22 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Personality Of The Year
- Replies: 85
- Views: 17041
Re: Countdown Personality Of The Year
I hadn't seen this! BrilliantJack Worsley wrote:C4C: Graeme for his awesome stats, as well as legendary GIF's such as the one at the start of this recap. http://www.c4countdown.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=9875
- Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:43 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Personality Of The Year
- Replies: 85
- Views: 17041
Re: Countdown Personality Of The Year
Fuck it
Countdown: Conor Travers, for owning incredible jumpers
Apterous: Jason Larsen, for encouraging my nan to wear nipple tassels
C4C: Graeme Cole, for being our stats bitch
Countdown: Conor Travers, for owning incredible jumpers
Apterous: Jason Larsen, for encouraging my nan to wear nipple tassels
C4C: Graeme Cole, for being our stats bitch
- Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:15 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Personality Of The Year
- Replies: 85
- Views: 17041
Re: Countdown Personality Of The Year
How about providing some evidence for why your reasoning for segregated awards isn't totally shit, instead of avoiding it by instigating pointless sexist ad hominem barbs?
- Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:40 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Personality Of The Year
- Replies: 85
- Views: 17041
Re: Countdown Personality Of The Year
I feel that the main difference between a potential 'female' category in these awards (which I don't think are a good idea anyway - what's the point? Don't we have enough stats and ranking systems and Countdown-related accolades already?) and gendered awards at the Oscars is that there are so few wo...
- Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:20 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Personality Of The Year
- Replies: 85
- Views: 17041
Re: Countdown Personality Of The Year
Obviously I'm a wee bit biased, but I think gendered Countdown records are worthy of mention if there's a significant disparity between male and female records. Is there a significant disparity between male and female personalities...?
- Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:09 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Who Will Win Series 69? (Spoilers Included)
- Replies: 33
- Views: 5348
Re: Who Will Win Series 69? (Spoilers Included)
Difficult to forget something that didn't happenAnthony Endsor wrote:Don't forget, in Thursday's game, Dylan got a max game.
- Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:53 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.
- Replies: 85
- Views: 25251
Re: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.
I think we'd all rather put you in it. #TeamKrolRhys Benjamin wrote:Quick, someone put her back in the cage!
- Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:31 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1756
- Views: 778126
Re: Ask Graeme?
Had one of the top 8 been unable to play in the Series 65 finals, that would've happened (Phyl Styles would've played instead of Matt Croy, having lost to some no-hoper called Jack Worsley who we never heard of again in the final prelim of the series). Dunno if it's happened properly but it wouldn't...
- Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:53 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)
- Replies: 34
- Views: 12062
Re: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)
Callum Todd wrote:MATE, that was too soon. LOTS too soon.Jennifer Steadman wrote:Well, Dylan did get a MAX GA- oh waitCallum Todd wrote:James-inspired reply.
- Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:19 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Who Will Win Series 69? (Spoilers Included)
- Replies: 33
- Views: 5348
- Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:03 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)
- Replies: 34
- Views: 12062
Re: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)
Well, Dylan did get a MAX GA- oh waitCallum Todd wrote:James-inspired reply.Jennifer Steadman wrote:Callum Todd wrote:Jen-inspired conundrum
- Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:00 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)
- Replies: 34
- Views: 12062
Re: Spoilers for Thursday December 12th 2013 (S69 QF1)
Callum Todd wrote:Jen-inspired conundrum
- Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:34 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COLIN X- Countdown in Lincoln, 25th-26th January 2014
- Replies: 216
- Views: 48211
Re: COLIN X- Countdown in Lincoln, 25th January 2014
They do exist. They're 4th in the table of their league at the moment (the glamorous-sounding Sills and Betteridge Lincolnshire Football League Premier Division), a league that apparently has no fixtures in January - so they'll be well prepared for that game against United.
- Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:25 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Jobs?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 11527
Re: Jobs?
ok not really but it's more interesting than being an insurance underwriting temp Company? Just realised I never responded to this. It's for a small 'niche' motor insurance company (that's how my recruitment agency sold it to me anyway) called Service Underwriting. Basically I just enter data about...
- Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:06 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Who Will Win Series 69? (Spoilers Included)
- Replies: 33
- Views: 5348
Re: Who Will Win Series 69? (Spoilers Included)
Me, obviously!
edit: oops spoilers
edit: oops spoilers
- Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:54 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Playing words you don't know
- Replies: 21
- Views: 7065
Re: Playing words you don't know
I'd be a hypocrite to say that people should know definitions of the words they play, but I think someone who knows the definitions AND spots the best words available is the most impressive player. There's nothing wrong with not knowing them, because it's fun trying to guess what a word means from h...
Re: Records
What Mark said (though I had noticed it before looking it up). Basically the higher a song's bit rate (kbp) is, the higher the sound quality is. Songs purchased on iTunes seem to come standardised at 256 kpbs, whereas some of the lossless ones I've uploaded from CDs are over 1000 kbps - it doesn't m...
Re: Records
I've always got the impression that people who buy vinyl copies of new albums do it as an affectation. Certainly I think quite a few people do that. No problem with people buying old records though, cos they're so cheap in charity shops and there tends to be a larger range of quality vinyl records t...
- Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:39 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1756
- Views: 778126
Re: Ask Graeme?
Dylan got 101 maxes and I got 99.
Any form of ranking people by overall game performance should include conundrums. The fact that you can be beaten on them by anyone Hansfording quick enough doesn't make them irrelevant...
Any form of ranking people by overall game performance should include conundrums. The fact that you can be beaten on them by anyone Hansfording quick enough doesn't make them irrelevant...
- Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:10 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown in the news
- Replies: 217
- Views: 65489
Re: Countdown in the news
It took me about 10 seconds to solve the anagram at the top when I saw this this morning...
Sad news though
Sad news though
- Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:48 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COLIN X- Countdown in Lincoln, 25th-26th January 2014
- Replies: 216
- Views: 48211
Re: COLIN X- Countdown in Lincoln, 25th January 2014
Who's getting the train from London on Friday? And what train are you getting? The 15:08 from King's Cross is ideal for me (read: cheap).
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:59 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday November 8th 2013 (S69 P88)
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3093
Re: Spoilers for Friday November 8th 2013 (S69 P88)
Thank you Andrew.
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:52 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Air dates and guests?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3811
Re: Air dates and guests?
I think this is more Zarte's area of expertise.
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:48 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday November 8th 2013 (S69 P88)
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3093
Re: Spoilers for Friday November 8th 2013 (S69 P88)
I think I'm on the spoilers thread, but there aren't any spoilers. Can someone please direct me to the appropriate forum so I can find out who won? Ta.
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:23 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Air dates and guests?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3811
Re: Air dates and guests?
Start using some lube, perhaps?
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:42 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Air dates and guests?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3811
Re: Air dates and guests?
Airdates Air dates Air-dates Who cares, really? Butthurt Butt hurt Butt-hurt I could be wrong but I didn't even think Corby was taking the piss (admittedly, a rare occurrence) :? Thought it was more to do with AIRDATES^ previously being valid as one word, but is now two. Even if he was - no need to...
- Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:16 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Air dates and guests?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3811
Re: Air dates and guests?
I'm guessing there's only one session on the Monday, and two on the Tues - one for the heats in the morning and one for the first 2 QFs (and maybe the last heat game as well?) in the afternoon, before the 5 as usual on the Weds (2 in the morning for the last 2 QFs, 3 in the afternoon for the SFs and...
- Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:58 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Don't ask Graeme
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3564
Re: Don't ask Graeme
GRAEME!!! Thank you for Ask Graeme (even though I told you this at the weekend) and also for forgiving me for calling you a serial killer that time <3
- Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The best films of all-time?
- Replies: 102
- Views: 22044
Re: The best films of all-time?
Is it the best movie though or just my favorite though? Is there a difference? When it comes to music there's stuff I like that I know is bad but I still like it. Then there's stuff I don't like but I know is good. For me that means that I have a good taste in music insofar as I know the difference...
- Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:34 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Jobs?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 11527
Re: Jobs?
Taxidermist.
ok not really but it's more interesting than being an insurance underwriting temp
ok not really but it's more interesting than being an insurance underwriting temp
- Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:08 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Monday November 4th 2013
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2241
Re: Spoilers For Monday November 4th 2013
I'm almost certain it's 20th December - there are 6 prelims left to film before the finals (presumably to be broadcast 4th, 5th, 6th, 9th, 10th and 11th December), and then there'll be 7 shows for finals (so QFs would be 12th, 13th, 16th and 17th; SFs on 18th and 19th; the final on the 20th).
- Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:11 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Countdown in Edinburgh 2 - Sat 2nd November
- Replies: 83
- Views: 30528
Re: Countdown in Edinburgh 2 - Sat 2nd November
Her letters/conundrums were absolutely brilliant (hepatica?! whaaaat?). Numbers were self-confessedly crap though.
- Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1756
- Views: 778126
Re: Ask Graeme?
Heh, my implication was that he hadn't seen your post - he was thinking about the thread anyway.
- Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:59 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1756
- Views: 778126
Re: Ask Graeme?
At the time Dave posted his message, Graeme was in the pub discussing this thread and saying how he needed to answer people's questionsJames S Roper wrote:Dave Preece wrote:Is Graeme still playing with us???
He's a busy man, give him all the time he needs.
- Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
- Replies: 452
- Views: 123846
Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Whenever I'm on Youtube on Chrome, it works, but as soon as I try to click off it won't let me close the tab/window or any of the other tabs I have up. The video keeps playing and there isn't a 'Not responding' message - the only way to close and restart is to bring up Task Manager and end it via th...
- Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:00 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Countdown in Edinburgh 2 - Sat 2nd November
- Replies: 83
- Views: 30528
Re: Countdown in Edinburgh 2 - Sat 2nd November
Err, good question. Dunno.Tony Atkins wrote:Where are folk meeting up on Friday?Jennifer Steadman wrote:7pm on Friday night, 'fresh' from a 9 1/2 hour Megabus journey. Who else is arriving on the Friday night? Please keep me company, I don't wanna be third-wheeling the Robinson-McCullagh bromance all night.
- Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:52 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Countdown in Edinburgh 2 - Sat 2nd November
- Replies: 83
- Views: 30528
Re: Countdown in Edinburgh 2 - Sat 2nd November
7pm on Friday night, 'fresh' from a 9 1/2 hour Megabus journey. Who else is arriving on the Friday night? Please keep me company, I don't wanna be third-wheeling the Robinson-McCullagh bromance all night.
- Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:10 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday October 29th 2013 (S69 P80)
- Replies: 21
- Views: 6422
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday October 29th 2013 (S69 P80)
THIS IS EVEN MORE EXCITING THAN FINDING OUT WHO JAMES NGUYEN REALLY IS.
SO EXCITED.
#TeamHorace
SO EXCITED.
#TeamHorace
- Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:59 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Monday October 21st 2013
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3801
Re: Spoilers For Monday October 21st 2013
Is Bradley an apterite under a psuedonym or one of the best non-apterites in recent memory? I'm not sure. I have an inkling that it's Matthew Brockwell, however correct me if I'm wrong. That was who I suspected. But Matthew was playing on Apto while (I believe) Bradley would've been filming on the ...
- Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:27 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Fantasy Football
- Replies: 174
- Views: 81105
Re: C4C Fantasy Football
MIDFIELD: Hazard [15], Mirallas [10], Ramsey [9], Ozil [12] STRIKERS: Sturridge [5], Lukaku [2], Giroud [8] WHO DID I FUCKING CAPTAIN? LUKAKU, OBVIOUSLY :evil: :D I don't know if I have pointed this out to you but you'd probably be top of the league by now if you'd picked Hazard ;) YES, YOU HAVE AL...
- Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:38 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Fantasy Football
- Replies: 174
- Views: 81105
Re: C4C Fantasy Football
MIDFIELD: Hazard [15], Mirallas [10], Ramsey [9], Ozil [12]
STRIKERS: Sturridge [5], Lukaku [2], Giroud [8]
WHO DID I FUCKING CAPTAIN? LUKAKU, OBVIOUSLY
STRIKERS: Sturridge [5], Lukaku [2], Giroud [8]
WHO DID I FUCKING CAPTAIN? LUKAKU, OBVIOUSLY
- Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:04 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Series 70 - 2014 onwards.
- Replies: 175
- Views: 63179
Re: Series 70 - 2014 onwards.
We know.Rhys Benjamin wrote:This forum's been quoted in the Mail article about it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... aptop.html
- Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:43 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Series 70 - 2014 onwards.
- Replies: 175
- Views: 63179
Re: Series 70 - 2014 onwards.
Judging by the comments underneath, it's almost Mail readers like to get righteously indignant about any kind of sensible modernisation/progression and are massively hung up on how things were back in Thatcher's day!! Surely not!
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