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by Ian Volante
Thu Mar 06, 2025 1:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1828
Views: 1201537

Re: Ask Graeme?

During my telly run, I declared two words twice - adjoiner (no longer valid :( ) and watering. 3 part question - a) what's the most times someone has declared the same one word in their telly run b) what's the most number of different words that a player has declared more than once c) has anyone de...
by Ian Volante
Tue Mar 04, 2025 1:03 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Game shows that ended too soon
Replies: 9
Views: 2787

Re: Game shows that ended too soon

Turnabout.
by Ian Volante
Fri Feb 28, 2025 12:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 497
Views: 380451

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Nowt like a bit of spicy otter.
by Ian Volante
Mon Feb 24, 2025 1:14 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Chat feed not working
Replies: 10
Views: 2771

Re: Chat feed not working

To add onto this, has anyone been able to play a game / have the site run smoothly? I don't know if it's just my computer or if it's everyone. I had a game with Ian Linton and it took about a minute to move from choosing how many large numbers to the board itself. And we even had a letters round wh...
by Ian Volante
Mon Feb 24, 2025 1:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 454
Views: 161137

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Gavin Chipper wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 6:19 pm Since a recent Windows update, the mouse cursor often appears enormous when I turn my laptop on. So I restart it and it goes back to normal size. Any reason for that?
I'd say that's a big pointer.
by Ian Volante
Mon Feb 24, 2025 1:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Greatest Ever Sportsman?
Replies: 134
Views: 56006

Re: Greatest Ever Sportsman?

He's already known as The Don.
by Ian Volante
Fri Jan 31, 2025 12:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2025
Replies: 41
Views: 16909

Re: The Dead of 2025

Marc Meakin wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 8:13 am
Gavin Chipper wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 10:01 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 7:03 pm Marianne Faithful
Reading her obituary on the BBC, I realised I had no idea what she was famous for. I assumed she was a fashion designer or something.
She was famous for the 'Mars Bar' story when I was growing up
Which wasn't even true.
by Ian Volante
Wed Jan 22, 2025 1:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: How To Better Rule Monosyllabic Adjective Inflections?
Replies: 19
Views: 6848

Re: How To Better Rule Monosyllabic Adjective Inflections?

Andres Sanchez wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 6:39 pm I don't think you can add a superlative to BOUND.
Aye, I'd guess that BOUNDER is a noun only.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jan 20, 2025 12:59 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 721
Views: 508453

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Paul Worsley wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 11:18 am Phil "The Power" Taylor is a play on "Feel the power".
Not convinced!
by Ian Volante
Mon Jan 20, 2025 12:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: “This looks promising” should not be said
Replies: 10
Views: 3277

Re: “This looks promising” should not be said

If an opponent can't recognise a good set of letters, this sort of comment isn't going to save them.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jan 13, 2025 1:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 497
Views: 380451

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Mark Deeks wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 8:04 pm The drink-drive limit should be nil.
I think slightly above zero makes more sense I think, especially to account for these people: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome
by Ian Volante
Mon Jan 13, 2025 1:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 497
Views: 380451

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Marc Meakin wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2025 4:58 pm It wouldn't be fool proof but if you had a breathalyser test as part of the ignition process of starting a car it might be a useful deterrrent
This definitely exists.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jan 06, 2025 1:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 497
Views: 380451

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgj6pqd2v16o This isn't necessarily good news in fact it reinforces my argument that pop or rock bands are a dying breed Well aye, no bands (Beatles excepted) have had a UK #1 since Magic! in 2014, Maroon 5 in 2012 before that. Quite apart from strong changes in ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Jan 06, 2025 1:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Poll: When Did You Start Watching Countdown?
Replies: 29
Views: 23915

Re: Poll: When Did You Start Watching Countdown?

I'm most likely to have watched in 1982 after school. Don't remember specifics until the likes of Gino Corr. I certainly outscored both grand finalists at some point in the late 80s or early 90s.
by Ian Volante
Thu Dec 19, 2024 12:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Replies: 94
Views: 33468

Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should

And another thing (it must be the wrong time of the year) When you go to concert venue they are very specific about doors opening time by very vague on the time the main act comes on. At the O2 Paul McCartney Concert the doors open at 6.30. There is no support as he does nearly a 3 hour set (I've d...
by Ian Volante
Thu Dec 12, 2024 1:07 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The 1% Club
Replies: 99
Views: 106271

Re: The 1% Club

What was the answer then? 512. Actually it was incubate. The answer is ‘incubate’. “In-cube eight”. Basically a dingbat. I wonder if they would have taken ‘captivate’? “Captive eight” That would really have pissed me off, especially given that I don't pronouce "eight" the same as I do &qu...
by Ian Volante
Wed Dec 11, 2024 12:51 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The 1% Club
Replies: 99
Views: 106271

Re: The 1% Club

What was the answer then?
by Ian Volante
Mon Dec 09, 2024 1:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdowners in the news
Replies: 301
Views: 239488

Re: Countdowners in the news

https://dartsnews.com/pdc/just-gets-worse-when-referees-address-the-crowd-kirk-bevins-fires-back-after-criticism-from-de-decker-over-whistle-controversy-at-grand-slam-of-darts Kirk Bevins involved in a minor spat at the darts. Not sure he will be entirely happy with that photo! What, with someone e...
by Ian Volante
Tue Dec 03, 2024 12:38 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Big Disappointments
Replies: 37
Views: 11365

Re: Big Disappointments

The new version of the Champions League , Europa League etc 32 teams in some sort of league format and 24 teams go through. No home and away matches against the same opponents like previously Wake me up at the quarter final stage. If I didn't know better it's UEFAs version of a European League The ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Big Disappointments
Replies: 37
Views: 11365

Re: Big Disappointments

The new version of the Champions League , Europa League etc 32 teams in some sort of league format and 24 teams go through. No home and away matches against the same opponents like previously Wake me up at the quarter final stage. If I didn't know better it's UEFAs version of a European League The ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Dec 02, 2024 1:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Replies: 282
Views: 148414

Re: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics

Why the fuck does that article have the winner's time in words and everyone else's in digits? I thought the same. At first I wondered why they didn't mention the time and then I noticed it. Good to have you back for the pressing issues. Good to set out the units at first mention, then abbreviate fo...
by Ian Volante
Mon Dec 02, 2024 12:55 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 686
Views: 535663

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

So new challenge idea (inspired by Maus finishing 10th at Vingis 10th event) - simple version - finish in the position of the event number - advanced version - finish in position of event number, 1 away, 2 away - how far can you go? (treat difference as absolute, so -1 and 1 are both 1 away). Call ...
by Ian Volante
Thu Nov 21, 2024 12:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 822
Views: 909496

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Last night I watched an episode of Doomwatch from the 1970s. The episode I watched was Tomorrow, The Rat available on Dailymotion . Quite interesting and very strange. Doomwatch was great iirc Kit Pedlar made this either during his stint on Dr Who or after it It's a shame Pedler went into TV rather...
by Ian Volante
Tue Nov 19, 2024 1:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 721
Views: 508453

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Not heard of Zenyada.
by Ian Volante
Tue Nov 12, 2024 12:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Replies: 282
Views: 148414

Re: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics

I guess there is some Kudos for holding the record but I'm sure somewhere in the British Isles there is a park run that's most suited for breaking records There is a list of parkruns by fastness . Pegwell Bay at the top is thought to be short, although they may have changed the course since the lis...
by Ian Volante
Tue Nov 12, 2024 12:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 721
Views: 508453

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 11:48 am
Mark Deeks wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 10:49 am Right, so, Gev, when a man and a woman love each other very much, or at least want to borrow some friction off each other....
I generally find if there's friction involved in lovemaking then theres something wrong.
To my mind, it's the best bit.
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 15, 2024 12:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 721
Views: 508453

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2024 6:07 pm
Callum Todd wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2024 12:40 pm I used to think All The Young Dudes wasn't by David Bowie.
There is recording of him singing it
Are you sure it wasn't Mott the Hoople?
by Ian Volante
Mon Oct 14, 2024 12:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 721
Views: 508453

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

There are a few from yesteryear that I had wrong. Here Comes the Night Is by Them and Not The Rolling Stones. The Pushbike Song is by The Mixture and not Mungo Jerry. More recently the song by Gotiye - Someone that I used to know sounds uncannily like Peter Gabriel Probably the biggest one for me w...
by Ian Volante
Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 105
Views: 63258

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

Andres Sanchez wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:10 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 11:43 am
Andres Sanchez wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2024 7:35 am Just wanna see who else here plays Balatro, as I'm chronically addicted
Never played it, but it's already started coming up in quizzes, so I need to be aware of it.
It's worth the hype, it became available on mobile recently too.
It came up in a quiz last night. Told you.
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 08, 2024 11:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 105
Views: 63258

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

Andres Sanchez wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2024 7:35 am Just wanna see who else here plays Balatro, as I'm chronically addicted
Never played it, but it's already started coming up in quizzes, so I need to be aware of it.
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 01, 2024 12:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1798
Views: 1105967

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Marc Meakin wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2024 8:10 am Is there an expression or word that describes things like shopaholic that derives from alcoholic but has no etymology of its own.
See also party gate derived from a hotel called Watergate.
Just portmanteaus I think.
by Ian Volante
Fri Sep 27, 2024 12:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: cohost tool
Replies: 16
Views: 7823

Re: cohost tool

Fiona T wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 12:24 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2024 12:19 pm
Fiona T wrote: Sun Sep 22, 2024 8:25 am

If anyone thought this was a bluff, the system has flagged the first cheater. If it's you, expect your apto-ban shortly.
Ooh cool, any more info?
They got deactivated.
I wondered if it was the new player that beat me recently. Seems it probably was! They seemed slightly too good.
by Ian Volante
Thu Sep 26, 2024 12:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: cohost tool
Replies: 16
Views: 7823

Re: cohost tool

The possibility of it being used to cheat was at the forefront of our minds - detection has been put in place and you will be caught. Don't do it peeps. If anyone thought this was a bluff, the system has flagged the first cheater. If it's you, expect your apto-ban shortly. Ooh cool, any more info?
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 24, 2024 11:56 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co-Event Suggestion Box
Replies: 432
Views: 243552

Re: Co-Event Suggestion Box

*Elo.
by Ian Volante
Mon Sep 23, 2024 12:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1745
Views: 2457749

Re: Politics in General

Maybe but it smacks of a government with a large enough majority to survive at least one more GE and by the time they are at risk we would have got used to it. Basically this parliament they can pretty much get away with any policies not in the manifesto knowing it will get through See Thatcher and...
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 17, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1745
Views: 2457749

Re: Politics in General

If Labour knew how bad the finances were, and decided to NOT CAMPAIGN AROUND THAT, they're mad. It seems more likely that they genuinely didn't know. Maybe but it smacks of a government with a large enough majority to survive at least one more GE and by the time they are at risk we would have got u...
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 11, 2024 11:43 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: 2025 FOCAL calendar
Replies: 17
Views: 23624

Re: 2025 FOCAL calendar

Fiona T wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 1:30 pm Relief rather than disappointment :D
A good point!
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:55 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1798
Views: 1105967

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 11:46 am Do most people talk absolute nonsense with family and close friends, or do most people just stick to speaking English (or another recognised language) in pretty much all situations?
The main difference is I swear more.
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:54 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: 2025 FOCAL calendar
Replies: 17
Views: 23624

Re: 2025 FOCAL calendar

Disappointed this isn't a tasteful nudes-style fundraiser.
by Ian Volante
Mon Sep 09, 2024 11:46 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
Replies: 264
Views: 299733

Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes

Elliott Mellor wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 8:09 am
Philip A wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 10:27 pm Series 77 contestant Alex Smith on Password (Episode 2) on ITV X. (Hilarious btw)
I assume the money he got through scamming people has finally dried up and he needed some more.
Might just be enough to pay everyone back!
by Ian Volante
Mon Sep 02, 2024 11:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1798
Views: 1105967

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

This has reminded me to check that John Tyler, a US president born in the 1790s, still has a living grandson, and he does indeed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Ruffin_Tyler
by Ian Volante
Wed Aug 21, 2024 12:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 686
Views: 535663

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

yeah the one thing I don't like about the app is the confusing menus! But this one is the hamburger top left (next to where it says 'Me') then Leagues. + bottom right to join. (This is android - dunno about ios!) The only menu I have is the settings menu reached from my profile page, and that certa...
by Ian Volante
Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
Replies: 64
Views: 32623

Re: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?

I quite like #6.
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 19, 2024 12:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 473
Views: 403287

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Alien Romulus. Not a sequel but an interquel set between Alien and Aliens it's well made and lots of good practical effects and some iffy AI special effects. The first act is a slow build and only gets good in space and it has all the Alien greatest hits and some clever innovation two. The last 10 ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 19, 2024 12:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Replies: 94
Views: 33468

Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should

There's a community radio station in Dublin that caters for more niche interests that more commercial stations wouldn't cover and they have a show that's basically traffic report then a song, traffic report then a song during peak traffic times in the morning and evening. It's the best show on the ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 19, 2024 12:20 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 686
Views: 535663

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

yeah the one thing I don't like about the app is the confusing menus! But this one is the hamburger top left (next to where it says 'Me') then Leagues. + bottom right to join. (This is android - dunno about ios!) The only menu I have is the settings menu reached from my profile page, and that certa...
by Ian Volante
Fri Aug 16, 2024 11:55 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 686
Views: 535663

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Also, I can't work out how to join the league via the app. Any ideas?
by Ian Volante
Fri Aug 16, 2024 11:42 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 686
Views: 535663

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Gavin Chipper wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:20 pm I've mentioned the league on Apterous, Facebook (Countdowners group) and Strava as well as here. The aim is for it to be general.
I read your post as if it was assuming only Co-runs would count.
by Ian Volante
Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 408
Views: 373530

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Ben Wilson wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 1:16 pm I didn't get a photo (as it would've been weird to ask undet the circumstances) but it was odd to see Ian Volante waiting tables at CoBrum yesterday.
They let me out of the kitchen occasionally.
by Ian Volante
Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 686
Views: 535663

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Also, for those of you who don't know the 5k parkrunner results app (developed by Michael Clayton and on Android and Apple) is quite a good app to keep up with parkrun stuff. It also has some of the naughty stats that parkrun got rid of, like fastest times on each course. But anyway, it allows you ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1798
Views: 1105967

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Does anyone else regularly do just one hiccup, on its own? And if so, do you also find that your mouth seems to open especially for the occasion, no matter how shut it was before? Yep, I like to think I've learnt to make sure it's only one. And yes, it's often loud. And I don't drink much at all, n...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 686
Views: 535663

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

Also, for those of you who don't know the 5k parkrunner results app (developed by Michael Clayton and on Android and Apple) is quite a good app to keep up with parkrun stuff. It also has some of the naughty stats that parkrun got rid of, like fastest times on each course. But anyway, it allows you ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Jul 29, 2024 12:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Joke Items
Replies: 260
Views: 147332

Re: Joke Items

Fiona T wrote: Sat Jul 27, 2024 10:34 am Butterfly swimming stroke. Why?
A faster evolution from breaststroke which was faster and thus became unfair to those using the traditional style.
by Ian Volante
Tue Jul 23, 2024 12:00 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Two time contestants statistics
Replies: 10
Views: 5472

Re: Two time contestants statistics

Recently selling my house, had no comments whatsoever on the CD teapot. My own fault for not displaying two next to each other.
by Ian Volante
Tue Jul 16, 2024 12:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1303
Views: 347041

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2024 5:19 pm I should have realised the gods were against us as the last 3 Spanish Wimbledon Wins have lead to a football win in the same period (if you count The Nations Cup last year )
This sort of statistical paradoelia gets a lot more discussion than it really deserves.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jul 15, 2024 12:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Replies: 94
Views: 33468

Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should

Also, the crying laughing emoji (multiple times) on memes/posts that are, at best, vaguely mirthful.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jul 15, 2024 12:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Replies: 94
Views: 33468

Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should

Interviews with winning tennis players after matches.
by Ian Volante
Thu Jul 11, 2024 12:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1303
Views: 347041

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2024 10:23 am
Gavin Chipper wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2024 9:59 am It's 8:00 isn't it? Hardly that late.
It could be nearly 11 pm by the time it finishes.
Old people and school children need to go to bed at a reasonable time.
It's not like it's in a different time zone
Germany is definitely in a different time zone.
by Ian Volante
Thu Jun 27, 2024 12:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2024
Replies: 133
Views: 65329

Re: The Dead of 2024

Marc Meakin wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2024 1:48 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Wed Jun 26, 2024 12:07 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Tue Jun 25, 2024 5:04 pm Frank Duckworth , dies on the warmest day of the year ironically
Why's it ironic? It's not like he invented a fridge.
No but DL was invented because of poor weather , maybe I'm using Irony in the Alanis Morisette way rather than your way
Ohh, I get it now. I'll let you off.