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by Ian Volante
Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:52 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Quiz Setting
Replies: 83
Views: 8300

Re: Quiz Setting

Allan, here are a couple of themed rounds for you. I'll post answers tomorrow. Stuck in the middle 1) In curling, what is the name of the three concentric circles that the player is trying to land their shot in the middle of? 2) Who wrote the novel Middlemarch? George Eliot 3) Which country contain...
by Ian Volante
Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:53 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Quiz Setting
Replies: 83
Views: 8300

Re: Quiz Setting

Bob De Caux wrote: 5) Who is the odd one out - Albert Einstein, Alfred Nobel, Niels Bohr, Isaac Newton, Glenn Seaborg?
This was the only one I got immediately, I thought it was too easy to bother answering, but obviously not. Newton is the only one not to have a chemical element named after him.
by Ian Volante
Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:10 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Quiz Setting
Replies: 83
Views: 8300

Re: Quiz Setting

Here are some questions from a bar quiz I set about five years ago with the same format as Allan's - i.e. themed rounds, 10 questions per round. I think these are mostly fairly easy, but then I set them so I would. I've updated a couple of the topical questions - starting with Round 1, Question 1!....
by Ian Volante
Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:06 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Quiz Setting
Replies: 83
Views: 8300

Re: Quiz Setting

Allan, I've been setting quizzes for years, and have a large stock of quizzes that you might find useful. Swaps would be appreciated as it'll save me work next time I'm on duty! EDIT: My rough scores off the cuff are 6, 7, 9, 5, 9. My quizzes aren't themed by the way, is that okay? Well done Ian - ...
by Ian Volante
Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:58 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Quiz Setting
Replies: 83
Views: 8300

Re: Quiz Setting

Okay then, since we're all chucking out full quizzes, here's one I did earlier (this is my standard format, you'll be pleased to know I've been doing the conundrum question since about 1997): 21st Feb 2008 Round 1 1. Which decimal coin replaced the shilling? 2. What's a fox's tail called? 3. Which p...
by Ian Volante
Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:07 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

Derek Hazell wrote:
Ian Volante, Allan Harmer, Sue Sanders and Phil Reynolds wrote:Kashmir
Today's Countdown discussed:
Kashmir


Someone should start collating all these weird coincidences . . .
http://www.c4countdown.co.uk/viewtopic. ... &sk=t&sd=a
by Ian Volante
Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:05 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

24, 36, 1. Who'd have thought Diana Ross would be so easy?

Damned Osmonds though, I only got Crazy Horses. Sue, that's more your vintage isn't it?
by Ian Volante
Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:03 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Swearing: pseudo-psycho-socio-linguistic analysis
Replies: 44
Views: 5244

Re: Swearing: pseudo-psycho-socio-linguistic analysis

Alec Rivers wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:
Alec Rivers wrote:studying age
:shock:
Yeah, you know, 15-30. That was years ago. Brain too mushed to do A-Levels and Degrees now. :(
Eek, into my thirties now, and I'm actually starting to feel like I could study properly!
by Ian Volante
Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:55 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Quiz Setting
Replies: 83
Views: 8300

Re: Quiz Setting

Allan, I've been setting quizzes for years, and have a large stock of quizzes that you might find useful. Swaps would be appreciated as it'll save me work next time I'm on duty!

EDIT: My rough scores off the cuff are 6, 7, 9, 5, 9.

My quizzes aren't themed by the way, is that okay?
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:09 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

I can hardly bring myself to post today. I didn't say Kashmir. Kashmir is in my TOP THREE favourite songs and I said 'In My Time of Dying'. I was in the bath at the time and considered simply sinking under the water and not resurfacing. 3 in 10 - useless. I pretty much can't differentiate between S...
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:52 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

33, 18, 1. Damn you, Michael Zager Band!
by Ian Volante
Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:43 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Retraction
Replies: 60
Views: 5022

Re: Retraction

Oliver Garner wrote:
Alec Rivers wrote:
Douglas Wilson wrote:Any update on this Jason?
What other Jason is there? ;)
Cullen
Witcher
by Ian Volante
Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:51 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

What utter bastards they were today. I got 30 first time up, but only because I somehow guessed all of the bonus questions right. Second time I was on 12 with two questions to go, my mojo obviously shot, and someone interceded and saved me from more misery by making me think about my job. One on Dio...
by Ian Volante
Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:44 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Nice One
Replies: 28
Views: 2575

Re: Nice One

Jason Larsen wrote:Thank you for the clarification, Sue.
Nice one.
by Ian Volante
Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:25 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 520609

Re: Bug reports

Ben Wilson wrote:'Hyper Unlimited flat 9' on the drop-down doesn't relate to the hyper unlimited flat 9 on the records page- namely, the former gives 45s rounds and the latter has 30s rounds.
Shush! It's the only record I can see myself getting any time soon!
by Ian Volante
Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1625
Views: 766950

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Sue Sanders wrote:I disagree - there a huge nostalgia for white dogshit and I think it's the right time for a relaunch.
I saw some earlier this year. I think it's mainly that people don't feed their dogs bones any more.
by Ian Volante
Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:46 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 498046

Re: Feature requests

Following recent events, how about a facility enabling players to boot a troublemaker? Say, three or four people's 'boot' required within a minute or two, only available to paid-up players. Sounds interesting, have I missed some controversy? Not really, just some 15 year old kid trying to "be&...
by Ian Volante
Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:39 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 498046

Re: Feature requests

Alec Rivers wrote:Following recent events, how about a facility enabling players to boot a troublemaker? Say, three or four people's 'boot' required within a minute or two, only available to paid-up players.
Sounds interesting, have I missed some controversy?
by Ian Volante
Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:55 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

Allan Harmer wrote:
Bob De Caux wrote:
Ian Volante wrote:That's my moral victory then today eh Sue?
It's a fair cop, especially if you got Pseudo Echo!
Never heard of them either, so I too bend a knee in awe :)
It was the first version of Funky Town that I knew :?
by Ian Volante
Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:54 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

Bob De Caux wrote:36, 27 and 2/3 today. I don't think I've ever heard of Yvonne Elliman. :(
That's my moral victory then today eh Sue?
by Ian Volante
Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:52 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Week: The Return
Replies: 35
Views: 4006

Re: Game of the Week: The Return

Derek Hazell wrote:Since I never have any good games, can I submit things such as Venison a la jus de cassis as my Game of the Week?
*dies*
by Ian Volante
Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:51 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Week: The Return
Replies: 35
Views: 4006

Re: Game of the Week: The Return

Matt Morrison wrote:I sixthed someone once, and that definitely wasn't conducted under a proper election process.
I did that once too. We were both very drunk and regretted it later.
by Ian Volante
Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:45 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

33, 30, 2/3. Annoyed at not getting XTC and the Yvonne Elliman song from Saturday Night Fever!
by Ian Volante
Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1962
Views: 1156117

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Jon Corby wrote:Our newest member would be useful in a dark crypt.
Not if potatoes were kept there though.
by Ian Volante
Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1625
Views: 766950

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Chris Corby wrote:Kirk should be dumped if he has used the "I would like two from the top and one from the bottom" line on you
Surely that's better than "I would like two from the top and two from the bottom"?
by Ian Volante
Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:03 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

Sue Sanders wrote:
Ian Volante wrote:24, 27, lots. Awful bonus questions today, only got three out of six!
Bentley and De Caux are snapping at your heels, Volante!!
They may be, but I get the impression we cover three different eras, so there should beating mutual beating rather often with luck :mrgreen:
by Ian Volante
Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:47 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN

24, 27, lots. Awful bonus questions today, only got three out of six!
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:46 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

Not bad today, 30, 22, lots in ten.
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:37 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

Due to my Monday scores being too dreadful to mention, I shall instead ask....has anyone else managed to get a suggestion on Radcliffe & Maconi's 'The Chain'? Mine was in the first 200 and I linked Bowie's 'Life on Mars' to my suggestion of Ian Dury's 'Sweet Gene Vincent'. Anyone care to have a...
by Ian Volante
Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:09 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 2
Replies: 105
Views: 9702

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 2

Edwin Mead wrote:I can't see the new tournament page, the link above isn't working.

Am I being stupid or is there a problem?
It worked fine for me, although it's not clickable. Have you tried copying it into the address bar?
by Ian Volante
Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:16 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

Sue Sanders wrote:Ian, do you see what Bob's doing here?
You're gonna have to reassert your authority.
I wasn't far off those scores on Friday, but I didn't record them as I was out of the office. Shall return later in the week when I get access to a radio again in the morning, probably Thursday :)
by Ian Volante
Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:12 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How autistic are you?
Replies: 125
Views: 19565

Re: How autistic are you?

A thought that's just occurred to me: how come arses are smart, but dicks are merely clever? Indeed. Some arses are even persuaded to permit wrong-way traffic, but you wouldn't see a dick doing that. ;) Well, other than those that have had things surgically removed, such as flower stems - which go ...
by Ian Volante
Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:28 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: October Daily Duels
Replies: 6
Views: 1133

October Daily Duels

Had to create this thread given that I trounced everyone yesterday! Clearly my best duel ever, and probably one of the best games I've ever played at all. Maybe desperately charging through the rounds because I was late to set off for England helped me unclutter my mind! As for today's, well it's no...
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: I have too much time on my hands
Replies: 12
Views: 3061

Re: I have too much time on my hands

Works on mine, and I'm on Windoze. I want those five seconds of my life back.
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:00 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

Allan Harmer wrote:Today was much much harder, the same as for you guys - 12 and 15 with zero on the Blue songs. Luckily I can remember the 50's and Guy Mitchell got me out of trouble in Round 2 :)
I might have got Guy Mitchell if they'd have mentioned his number ones!
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:43 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

Sue Sanders wrote:
Ian Volante wrote:Rubbish today, 18, 24, 0.



Rubbisher than you (though you have set yourself a higher standard for defining 'rubbish')
9, 15 and an 'oh for fuck sake' at the reveal of Blue.
Glad it's not just me with a great dislike of naming songs by bands of the last ten years or so...
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:42 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

Rubbish today, 18, 24, 0.
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:30 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1
Replies: 76
Views: 9247

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1

Phil Makepeace wrote:On another day, this game was Ian's. As it was, I scraped through 160 - 144.
Well played - I think we both deserve to be kicking ourselves!
by Ian Volante
Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:28 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

30 and 36, 2.5 on Miss Quatro - a bit before my time! 74 Crash might have been a follow-up to '48 Crash... Not too bad, but I thought the requests were pretty easy, easier than I expected anyway.
by Ian Volante
Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:55 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

I was in a meeting. Boo!
by Ian Volante
Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: More Sportsmen On Countdown
Replies: 40
Views: 4842

Re: More Sportsmen On Countdown

Jason Larsen wrote:Derek, Rick Wakeman is nice too!
That's only because he's blond and is having all the fun.
by Ian Volante
Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:18 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 22nd September 2009 (Series 61, Prelim 47)
Replies: 52
Views: 7392

Re: Tuesday 22nd September 2009 (Series 61, Prelim 47)

Dinos, in Scots Gaelic, "mh" is pronounced like a V, so Mhairi is effectively anglicised as "Varry".
by Ian Volante
Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Boring or Sporting?
Replies: 42
Views: 3382

Re: Boring or Sporting?

EDIT: I've always been interested in the concept of MMA, but in practice it seems disappointing. My bro was into it for a while and I thought it was absolutely disgusting, I'm a completely non-violent person, and still am. Random street violence sends shivers down my spine, and I've never been in a...
by Ian Volante
Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Boring or Sporting?
Replies: 42
Views: 3382

Re: Boring or Sporting?

I think boxing really, really sucks (for excitement and health reasons), but I'm really into MMA. Which some people think is contradictory, but it isn't. From what I've seen of that stuff, it either ends with someone getting sparked in ten seconds flat or with a cuddling match for ten minutes... ED...
by Ian Volante
Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Do you like Derek Hazell?
Replies: 19
Views: 2122

Re: Do you like Derek Hazell?

Derek Hazell wrote:
The result would probably be similar though, as surprisingly there are some people who don't like dogs. . . even ones who have sadly died.
Some dead people don't like dogs? Are they worried about being gnawed?

As for the vote, I've never met the chap.
by Ian Volante
Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:05 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: New Duels - what do you want?
Replies: 21
Views: 2640

Re: New Duels - what do you want?

I do like the weird variants. How about a month where every day is different? Maybe fifteen different formats at default time, and then the same formats repeated with 5s rounds. Something like that anyway. Having just checked the high scores page, there are eleven basic variants without changing the...
by Ian Volante
Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:46 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

24 and 27 today, so I lost to both contestants, which is rare!

As for three in ten, I'd have got two straight off and probably the obvious one later...
by Ian Volante
Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:40 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

Sue Sanders wrote:
Ian Volante wrote:As for my scoring, I got 30 when I was on there, should have been 36, and I'll make sure I record my scores each morning now. Got a full house last Tuesday too :P

Ooh Ian, that's given me the horn ;)
That's quite disturbing, on at least two levels...
by Ian Volante
Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 452
Views: 125854

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Hazell's Hazardous Highlighting sounded like some sort of trick question Derek? Anyway, I really don't know the answer. Shock horror. I'm not sure what Phil's answer is either, but he so rigidly sticks to the titles of threads I fear he won't share it :cry: Anyway, the issue here is that the highli...
by Ian Volante
Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:00 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Replies: 225
Views: 25455

Re: Pop, pop, pop Master

Occasionally I get the idea someone is doing that as they go a bit vague and mutter bits of the question to themselves - but Ken sticks the 5 second timer on them pretty quick and, anyway, the question aren't phrased for an open discography to necessarily be the right page to be on. Also they play ...
by Ian Volante
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
Replies: 56
Views: 5685

Re: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]

Hard to make a stand Edit ; Pants - last one was after the 10 seconds. I'd need it to be older stuff - Glam Rock probably best for me I got two quick as well, spent the next eight seconds trying to think of the obvious first hit, then remembered the Bond theme she did and guessed the correct one......
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
Replies: 56
Views: 5685

Re: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]

Self employed. Start work after listening to 'Pop Master' on radio 2 at 10.30 a.m. Finish again for 'Countdown'. Quite a chilled lifestyle. No, that's unfair to myself - work any day of the week, and week ends, sometimes still at my drawing board at midnight, most of clients are in the Midlands but...
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Religion
Replies: 548
Views: 159191

Re: Religion

Sue Sanders wrote:Image

This probably won't help - other than indicate there isn't a God, but there is a fallible Mother Nature (and put you off thinking of kittens when you masturbate)
Call me cynical, but that has to be photoshopped.
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Best ever contestants
Replies: 551
Views: 433894

Re: Best ever contestants

nigelbrown wrote:I thought Charlie Reams was good at first, then decided he was a cunt. Ho hum.
With that sort of wit it's a shame we don't see more of you here!
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Religion
Replies: 548
Views: 159191

Re: Religion

Matt Morrison wrote:Who thinks of kittens when they masturbate? That's weird.
Nowt like a ginger pussy to help me along. :roll:
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:48 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Colinear(ity)
Replies: 7
Views: 1087

Re: Colinear(ity)

Colinearity is just in the dictionary by itself as a noun, "colinear" isn't listed. It's something to do with DNA apparently. There's collinear/collinearity but that's unrelated. Also a statistical concept where two variables may appear to be be related but aren't. Or is that confounding?...
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
Replies: 56
Views: 5685

Re: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]

Ah, stupid poll. I need two options! Full and part time.
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
Replies: 56
Views: 5685

Re: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]

Self employed. Start work after listening to 'Pop Master' on radio 2 at 10.30 a.m. Finish again for 'Countdown'. Quite a chilled lifestyle. No, that's unfair to myself - work any day of the week, and week ends, sometimes still at my drawing board at midnight, most of clients are in the Midlands but...
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Religion
Replies: 548
Views: 159191

Re: Religion

Image