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by Mark James
Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Stand-up comedy
Replies: 31
Views: 2356

Re: Stand-up comedy

So I saw Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope in the last week. Burr was excellent. Stanhope was more hit and miss. Some of his stuff is just outrageous for the sake of it without actually attaching a joke to it. He did do the best part of two hours though so you got your money's worth. Would recommend seein...
by Mark James
Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 131
Views: 17688

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Just watched two good films, Marjorie Prime, a cerebral Sci-fi about the human condition, and Mudbound an excellent adaption of the book by Hillary Jordan. Excellent acting all round, could be Netflix first best picture Oscar Just watched Marjorie Prime. Really enjoyed it. Definitely my kind of sci...
by Mark James
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 310
Views: 36596

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

I kind of enjoyed season five of Arrested Development even though I didn't laugh all that much. What's the story with the season four remix? Is it much different to the original?
by Mark James
Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:39 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 131
Views: 17688

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched mother! Thought it was pretty good apart from the very end. Probably laughed more than I should have too.
by Mark James
Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Shouldn't have to ask
Replies: 25
Views: 1020

Re: Shouldn't have to ask

Agree with Zarte. Grated cheese is the way to go. Except for on a cheese burger. There you want the cheapest, almost plastic easy singles.
by Mark James
Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Shouldn't have to ask
Replies: 25
Views: 1020

Re: Shouldn't have to ask

I'll concede the butter one. It's clearly better to ask to have something than to ask not to have something. It just personally feels weird though to ask for butter in a way that it doesn't feel weird to ask for mayo (and yeah Gevin, mayo shouldn't be assumed). If I order a chicken roll with lettuce...
by Mark James
Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Shouldn't have to ask
Replies: 25
Views: 1020

Shouldn't have to ask

https://chicago.suntimes.com/food/say-cheese-not-when-im-getting-a-hamburger/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Couldn't agree more with this piece. Personally I love cheese and will always order a cheeseburger but the guy is right. You shouldn't have to ask for a hamburger with no cheese. That should b...
by Mark James
Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:02 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Richard Osman's House of Games
Replies: 5
Views: 936

Re: Richard Osman's House of Games

Agreed. Great fun and some great questions.
by Mark James
Thu May 10, 2018 12:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 519
Views: 51936

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who think starting campaigns to get a particular song to number one is any kind of useful protest.
by Mark James
Sun May 06, 2018 1:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 82
Views: 11324

Re: Deathwatch 2018

Stupid Facebook. I do apologise. Ouch. Indeed. I'm thoroughly ashamed of myself. What I don't get is why they felt the need to make up a fact. Usually you'd do it to sell some crap. Or at least get you to click to another site. People were just sharing this random yoke to make a rather shit joke. A...
by Mark James
Sat May 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 82
Views: 11324

Re: Deathwatch 2018

Stupid Facebook. I do apologise.
by Mark James
Sat May 05, 2018 2:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 82
Views: 11324

Re: Deathwatch 2018

1981: 1. Prince from England married 2. Liverpool wins the Champions League 3. The pope dies 2005: 1. Prince from England married 2. Liverpool wins the Champions League 3. The pope dies 2018: 1. Prince from England marries 2. Liverpool is in the Champions League final Anyone have the Pope on their l...
by Mark James
Fri May 04, 2018 3:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Implicit Association Tests
Replies: 6
Views: 1278

Re: Implicit Association Tests

Oh. And I don't mind fat people either.
by Mark James
Fri May 04, 2018 3:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Implicit Association Tests
Replies: 6
Views: 1278

Re: Implicit Association Tests

Jon O'Neill wrote:
Thu May 03, 2018 11:51 am
Quite good results for me..

I'm very ageist
Slightly homophobic
Not racist
Don't associate women with the liberal arts
Same.

I also preferred UK to USA which surprised me.

Although I did notice I kept putting failure in the good column. Don't know what that says about me.
by Mark James
Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Book recommendations
Replies: 9
Views: 1157

Re: Book recommendations

I recommend watching the film.
by Mark James
Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:31 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 82
Views: 11324

Re: Deathwatch 2018

Zarte Siempre wrote:
Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:48 am
Weird. I'm not a music snob at all - I like bits from almost all genres. But I always found Avicii fucking awful. I'm really surprised that so many people have lost their shit about it.
We agree on one thing musically anyway.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 82
Views: 11324

Re: Deathwatch 2018

How come you missed R. Lee Emery and Harry Anderson?
by Mark James
Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:13 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 498
Views: 53380

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Not sure if this belongs here or the dream thread but I genuinely had a dream last night where I was walking over gravel in my bare feet. It was slightly sore but manageable and I noted to myself in the dream that my arms weren't doing anything they wouldn't normally do and I wondered what the hell ...
by Mark James
Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 2
Views: 748

Re: Podcasts

I used to like Worst Episode Ever where these guys discussed the really bad Simpsons episodes, which unfortunately is now more than the good ones. It got too depressing though and I stopped and I think they may have stopped too but you can still check out the old episodes online. Also, because I'm a...
by Mark James
Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music Covers
Replies: 25
Views: 1936

Re: Music Covers

Anyone ever hear of the song La Poupee que fait non? It's a silly little song from the 60s with somewhat dodgy lyrics (they're originally in French and kind of rapey) but there are a vast amount of cover versions of varying quality of it out there. I think it might actually be the most covered song ...
by Mark James
Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music Covers
Replies: 25
Views: 1936

Re: Music Covers

A few other good ones:

Radiohead, Nobody does it Better.
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Love Roller Coaster
Muse, Please Please Please let me get what I want.
Reel Big Fish, Take on Me
Sepultura, A hora e vez do cabelo nascer
Faith no More, Easy
by Mark James
Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music Covers
Replies: 25
Views: 1936

Re: Music Covers

I prefer Killswitch Engage's Holy Diver to Dio's. I concur. I think it's the only cover I prefer to the original that doesn't do anything substantially different to the original either. Maybe Pantera's version of Planet Caravan which is pretty much the same as the original too but I wouldn't say I ...
by Mark James
Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music Covers
Replies: 25
Views: 1936

Re: Music Covers

I think he's average at best as a song writer. Lyrically he might be good but musically he's nothing special. And it's not just that his singing sucks, most of the covers improve musically, (in terms of say instrument choice, or changing the tempo or other kinds of delivery, not necessarily the basi...
by Mark James
Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:59 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music Covers
Replies: 25
Views: 1936

Re: Music Covers

I wouldn't go so far to say it's better than the original but I always liked the metal version of Depeche Mode's Everything Counts by In Flames.

Pretty much every cover of a Bob Dylan song is better than the original.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:55 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is the Grand National cruel to horses
Replies: 6
Views: 955

Re: Is the Grand National cruel to horses

I was going to say that at the very least so called "encouragement" should be banned, so no crops, whips or digging heels in. Before making this point I wanted to see what the consensus was so read a few arguments for and against this and the reasons against made me think riding horses at all should...
by Mark James
Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Stand-up comedy
Replies: 31
Views: 2356

Re: Stand-up comedy

Anyone else find that the comedians you really like give crap recommendations for other comedians you should check out? Stewart Lee's Alternative comedy experience featured loads of acts that he praised but I couldn't stand. I just wanted to watch him. And just tonight I saw a video of my current fa...
by Mark James
Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is the Grand National cruel to horses
Replies: 6
Views: 955

Re: Is the Grand National cruel to horses

All horse racing is cruel to horses not just the national.
by Mark James
Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:42 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Netflix reboots
Replies: 6
Views: 1076

Re: Netflix reboots

How about coming up with new stuff? Nothing wrong with new stuff, if it's original like Counterpart. It might be an age thing but some of the best stuff of days gone by might look good with a modern makeover i.e. using technology to improve its look. A bit like the brilliant 8 bit computer games th...
by Mark James
Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Netflix reboots
Replies: 6
Views: 1076

Re: Netflix reboots

How about coming up with new stuff?
by Mark James
Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Stand-up comedy
Replies: 31
Views: 2356

Re: Stand-up comedy

I largely agree Matt. As much as I like his jokes I probably wouldn't enjoy an actual Tim Vine gig. I think the way we experienced them on the bus that time added to the enjoyment of them. They're like what Norm MacDonald calls classic street jokes, the kind you tell in the pub but wouldn't really w...
by Mark James
Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: MEAKIN THREAD
Replies: 57
Views: 5922

Re: MEAKIN THREAD

Continuing a voyage around live entertainment. What's your favourite poet or ventriloquist 😁 ......no but seriously. Well I do like John Cooper Clarke, he seems a bit a craic but I'd rather just hear him talking. I can do without his poems. That voice in a box thing Rob Brydon does is a kind of ven...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Stand-up comedy
Replies: 31
Views: 2356

Re: Stand-up comedy

Never liked Louis C.K. for some reason. Everyone expected me to, knowing my taste but I didn't get it. Maybe some sort of Spidey Sense was tingling. Tim Key is another I abhorr. Poetry is up there with ventriloquism as the most useless art form. Just write a tune to go with lyrics or fuck off. Havin...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Stand-up comedy
Replies: 31
Views: 2356

Re: Stand-up comedy

Just like to add this story. I follow my local football team around the country and we were on the supporters bus coming home from a particularly long away trip. It had been a poor match and we were beaten and the mood wasn't the best but one of the lads started to look up Tim Vine jokes on his phon...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Stand-up comedy
Replies: 31
Views: 2356

Re: Stand-up comedy

Oh yeah. McIntyre is awful on panel shows, definitely one of the examples of being better at one than the other. Lock would be an exception to the rule for me. I enjoy him doing both. Also panel show hosts tend to get away with it ie. Dara O'Briain and Jimmy Carr. (I don't like Carr all that much bu...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: MEAKIN THREAD
Replies: 57
Views: 5922

Re: MEAKIN THREAD

There's alot I don't like but I'd still have to give credit to. McEntire would be one. He's not for me but he's clearly good at what he does. I find as well that if you're good on panel shows you're less likely to be good in an hour special and vice versa. I like the scenes we'd like to see bit on M...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: MEAKIN THREAD
Replies: 57
Views: 5922

Re: MEAKIN THREAD

A few others I've seen live were Reginald D. Hunter who was great, Mark Thomas who was also great and Tommy Tiernan who was decent but only did about forty minutes. He can be a bit hit and miss. I have most of his dvds and he seems to alternate in quality. Every second one is good. Ones I've not see...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: MEAKIN THREAD
Replies: 57
Views: 5922

Re: MEAKIN THREAD

Ricky Gervais must like him too. Can't stand him. I liked that he gave the world Karl Pilkington but in that animated show he comes across as a bully. Plus he kind of cheated when it comes to stand up. He didn't do the hard graft. He got famous doing something else and now has a ready made audience...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: MEAKIN THREAD
Replies: 57
Views: 5922

Re: MEAKIN THREAD

George Carlin is still the greatest as far as I'm concerned. Never saw him live but have pretty much all his albums either on cd or dvd. Highly recommend Norm MacDonald. His Netflix special Hitler's Dog is amazing but I would also suggest checking out all his late night talk show appearances, partic...
by Mark James
Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:28 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 131
Views: 17688

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched a rake of stuff in the last few days. Don't normally enjoy superhero stuff but Spiderman Homecoming and Wonder Woman were both better than expected. I enjoyed Spiderman more, I think he's the best of all the superheroes when done right. Didn't like the amazing reboots but liked the Sam Raimi...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:54 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 82
Views: 11324

Re: Deathwatch 2018

Aaron Ramsey strikes again.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:30 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)
Replies: 60
Views: 7054

Re: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)

Gerry is my brother in law so knew each other before anything Countdown related. I introduced him to apterous. He got the conundrum from the audience when I was on and it was announced we were related. Don't know how much more widely known you could make it than broadcasting it on national television.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:53 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)
Replies: 60
Views: 7054

Re: the Countdowners Outside Co:Event Meet-ups game (COCMEAT)

I think it counts Thomas. At least I reckon I can add you to my list, but it's a definite grey area. Similarly, does Gerry count for me since we're related? I notice Matt's Heather isn't on his list. Anyway I've met Rose Boyle, Eddy, Glenn Webb and Kirk at the darts in Dublin.
by Mark James
Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: "First Ever Song" Recollection.
Replies: 13
Views: 1482

Re: "First Ever Song" Recollection.

It's mad how memories work. They're notoriously unreliable and yet you can convince yourself of details that you're sure of even though you couldn't actually know. I have a memory of being about three as well, standing up in my cot, bopping away to a Queen song. I can't remember which song it was ye...
by Mark James
Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 498
Views: 53380

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Is the term supermodel even used these days? It seems to me to be more of a 90s thing with the likes of Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell et all. Who would be a modern supermodel that has that same kind of stature as those classic ones? Gisele Bundchen is the current stock quiz answer. She started ...
by Mark James
Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 498
Views: 53380

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Is the term supermodel even used these days? It seems to me to be more of a 90s thing with the likes of Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell et all. Who would be a modern supermodel that has that same kind of stature as those classic ones?
by Mark James
Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:05 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4042

Re: How much do you weigh?

I was saying could squeeze not cold squeeze but it seems like a useful phrase and I'll take the credit for accidentally coining it. How meta would it be if it the phrase "cold squeezing" actually ended up in the dictionary as a legitimate phrase and it's origin came from a website whose object is e...
by Mark James
Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4042

Re: How much do you weigh?

I was saying could squeeze not cold squeeze but it seems like a useful phrase and I'll take the credit for accidentally coining it.
by Mark James
Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How much do you weigh?
Replies: 58
Views: 4042

Re: How much do you weigh?

13st 8lb, quite a bit overweight for my height (5' 10"). Same weight but slightly taller (fractions under 6 foot). I hadn't weighed myself in ages and I'm pretty sure last time I did I was closer to 15st so happy with that. I also held the scales in my hands to see how much weight I cold squeeze wi...
by Mark James
Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally
Replies: 121
Views: 10253

Re: Lance Armstrong and "doping" generally

I largely agree. If you need to take medication to get to a level playing field then sorry, you just suck. If you can't compete without it then you've already lost. It would be like allowing people with glasses into a who has the best eyesight competition if, at the same time, you could get glasses ...
by Mark James
Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Truly Dumb Designs.
Replies: 35
Views: 3294

Re: Truly Dumb Designs.

Isn't the point that you want warm water to come from the tap rather than have to mix the hot and cold in the sink?
by Mark James
Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: MEAKIN THREAD
Replies: 57
Views: 5922

Re: MEAKIN THREAD

What would one say in the thread that hasn't been said? We all know he's an idiot. Unless there are any Trump supporters on the site. That could be fun.
by Mark James
Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Oscars 2018
Replies: 14
Views: 1686

Re: Oscars 2018

I like Mark Kermode's take on Lady Bird winning and 10/1 is a decent price. Think I might have to throw a few quid on. Surprised he hasn't done a Kermode Uncut about the Shape of Water controversy. A guest reviewer did review the film and never mentioned it, plus the comments section had been disabl...
by Mark James
Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:15 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Oscars 2018
Replies: 14
Views: 1686

Re: Oscars 2018

That Said, If the Shape of Water does win the Best Picture Oscar it is probably because the Director is Mexican, rather than it being the best film. What if Get Out wins, would it be because "he is black"? Can no minority ever win an Oscar now without accusations of tokenism? And if they wanted to ...
by Mark James
Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 82
Views: 11324

Re: Deathwatch 2018

Nah it's fine, I was being slightly facetious.
by Mark James
Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 82
Views: 11324

Re: Deathwatch 2018

Is it necessary to mention the deaths who weren't on anyone's list here? Whenever I see this thread has turned red and is at the top of the page I think someone must have scored some points and when it's just Gev listing off the latest dead "celebrity" it's a bit of a disappointment.
by Mark James
Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:01 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The General Election of Thursday 7 May 2015 *
Replies: 100
Views: 6936

Re: The General Election of Thursday 7 May 2015 *

Man that post was a long time ago. I've since become a hard core socialist since then. Anyway yeah, I reckon UBI is inevitable (unless people don't care about people starving to death and looking at the current US administration I don't think they do). I heard a talk recently about self driving vehi...
by Mark James
Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 131
Views: 17688

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Without knowing it was holocaust memorial weekend I watched Schindler's List which I had never seen before. I think one of the things that put me off was the running time but it's such a great movie I've never experienced such a long film fly by so quickly. It should be required watching really, an ...
by Mark James
Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 131
Views: 17688

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched Get Out or Black Black Mirror as I'm gonna call it from now on. I enjoyed it but the way it was being talked about I was expecting something a bit more groundbreaking. Also watched Logan. Again, it was fine but it got talked about alot as something more than it was. I guess for a superhero m...
by Mark James
Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 310
Views: 36596

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Black Mirror season 4: Only watched the first episode so far and thought it looked like it'd be shit but NOPE, it's excellent. looking forward to the rest of the series now even though I've seen mixed reviews. I loved every second of the entire thing. Don't get what the mixed reviews are about. I'l...
by Mark James
Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:42 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 187
Views: 17555

Re: Music

One of the articles I read made the point that the phenomenon mainly relates to music more so than other forms of entertainment. People still get excited for new books, movies or tv shows in a way that they don't for new music and they demand even more time than listening to a song. And even if you ...