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by Mark James
Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:59 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 586
Views: 119943

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Marc Meakin wrote:
Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:23 am
You could be like George Foreman and name all your boys after you
And a daughter Georgetta.
by Mark James
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 586
Views: 119943

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

There was a round on Pointless featuring celebrities called _____ junior and they were all men. It's probably not convention for women named after their mother to get the junior moniker but it got me thinking that I can't think of any women who are named after their mother. Does anyone know any? Als...
by Mark James
Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is Jeremy Corbyn electable as Prime Minister ?
Replies: 23
Views: 526

Re: Is Jeremy Corbin electable as Prime Minister ?

Seriously though, Corbyn is only unelectable if people don't vote for Labour and if you're not voting for Labour you're essentially voting for the conservatives which makes you a psychopath.
by Mark James
Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is Jeremy Corbyn electable as Prime Minister ?
Replies: 23
Views: 526

Re: Is Jeremy Corbin electable as Prime Minister ?

Jeremy Corbin would be a horrible prime minister. You should vote for Jeremy Corbyn instead. He'd be much better.
by Mark James
Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: No Shit Sherlock
Replies: 20
Views: 1400

Re: No Shit Sherlock

The people who complain about being blocked for a difference of opinion usually have odious opinions and deserve to be blocked for them.
by Mark James
Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Controversial Musical Opinions.
Replies: 59
Views: 3808

Re: Controversial Musical Opinions.

100% agree with Gavin. Live music is usually crap. Best gig I was at was Alice Cooper but that's because he puts on a show. It was basically a magic act set to his music. He got chopped up in a guillotine and stuff before reappearing and I really enjoyed it but the actual music quality was sub stand...
by Mark James
Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Controversial Musical Opinions.
Replies: 59
Views: 3808

Re: Controversial Musical Opinions.

Rush and Tool fans are worse than Rick and Morty fans for putting you off the thing they like.
by Mark James
Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Controversial Musical Opinions.
Replies: 59
Views: 3808

Re: Controversial Musical Opinions.

Here's another one. I don't actually mind Bono's off stage antics. Sure he should be paying his taxes but the whole self important pontificating and ego maniacal behaviour is far more entertaining than his dreary music. U2 should be hated for their musical output not because of Bono's personality. I...
by Mark James
Sat Sep 28, 2019 1:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Controversial Musical Opinions.
Replies: 59
Views: 3808

Re: Controversial Musical Opinions.

Here's some of mine. Phil Collins is good. NuMetal from the 2000s has a pretty terrible reputation (and rightly so) but overall it actually had far better songs than the Emo scene and most of the pop punk from the same era, neither of which have as bad a reputation as they deserve. On that note, Lim...
by Mark James
Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Climate Change Deniers
Replies: 20
Views: 2065

Re: Climate Change Deniers

Why I agree that putting your head in the sand is wrong , I do still doubt the term scientific evidence. How many times do you here stuff like coffee is bad for you , then next week it's good for you. Eggs ,wine , saturated fats etc. Some things are not exact like predicting the weather Who says th...
by Mark James
Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Left Wing Press
Replies: 11
Views: 1398

Re: The Left Wing Press

What near-treasonous behaviour was that, Paul? Explain with examples please. And anyway, the Guardian is not left-wing, it is very much centrist. They probably hate Corbyn as much as you do! I was being sarcastic in response to another thread. Basically, I believe the current political paralysis ca...
by Mark James
Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:20 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Religion
Replies: 456
Views: 36186

Re: Religion

Also why couldn't Jesus just be the wisest, humblest most loving human ever without having to be the son of God. Except he then comes out with statements like "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me" Oh right. So he wasn't all that humble after all.
by Mark James
Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:05 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Religion
Replies: 456
Views: 36186

Re: Religion

I would imagine the word God is capitalised often because predictive text does it automatically.
by Mark James
Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Religion
Replies: 456
Views: 36186

Re: Religion

It is conceivable that Jesus is not God, but then who is he? Is he a conman? Has he lied to everyone to go down in the history books? But then how could he be the wisest, humblest most loving man to have existed. Perhaps he is mad then? But reading his biographies suggests to me that he isn't.. Thi...
by Mark James
Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:13 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 586
Views: 119943

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Some questions: Why does the judge on Masterchef speak so loud and why is he so angry? Why would Peter Jones lower himself to those cringeworthy money supermarket ads when he's already a multi-millionaire? And why don't you see white dogshit anymore? Saw some white dogshit today. Very nostalgic. Al...
by Mark James
Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 531
Views: 99659

Re: Politics in General

Reduce sin tax on all sugary drinks? I don't know but milkshakes should be government subsidised.
by Mark James
Sat Jun 22, 2019 5:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can
Replies: 91
Views: 28319

Re: Things you can't do that it always seems like everyone else can

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was someone falling up the stairs. She tripped over and by all laws of physics should have gone downwards but she ended up five steps up from where she started. Don't know how it was done.
by Mark James
Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 444
Views: 125242

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Latest Black Mirror was disappointing. Was expecting good things after Bandersnatch but the new episodes were fairly weak. The cabbie one was probably the best of the bunch but still a bit bland. Think Charlie might be running out of ideas. Could do with getting some other writers.
by Mark James
Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 41
Views: 6694

Re: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:28 pm
No adult troll would do this, because ultimately it's too tedious and not funny enough (at all).
Hello and welcome to the Internet.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 598
Views: 120277

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Marc Meakin wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 4:34 am
Mark James wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 1:50 am
People who go to the toilet on their lunch break. Don't waste a perfectly good bathroom break you capitalist boot awlickers.
When you gotta you gotta go.
Members of the proletariat who can't hold it in to stick it to the bourgeoisie. Straight to the gulag with you.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 30, 2019 1:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 598
Views: 120277

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who go to the toilet on their lunch break. Don't waste a perfectly good bathroom break you capitalist bootlickers.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 192
Views: 47273

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

I've just found out that certain Irish names are pronounced nothing like their spelling like Niamh (neeve ) Padraic (porik) Eidlah (ailey ) They are pronounced how they are spelled. When you're taught how certain letter combos are pronounced in the Irish language they make sense. Certainly more sen...
by Mark James
Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 192
Views: 47273

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

I've just found out that certain Irish names are pronounced nothing like their spelling like Niamh (neeve ) Padraic (porik) Eidlah (ailey ) They are pronounced how they are spelled. When you're taught how certain letter combos are pronounced in the Irish language they make sense. Certainly more sen...
by Mark James
Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Just watched Mandy, psychedelic revenge flick with Nicolas Cage in top form. It's gorgeously shot. One of the best looking movies ever. A real face melter. Highly recommend.
by Mark James
Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What documentaries have you been watching.
Replies: 4
Views: 3060

Re: What documentaries have you been watching.

Saw that three identical strangers on channel 4 the other night. It was excellent.

Would thoroughly recommend Searching for Sugarman as well.
by Mark James
Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Easy numbers rounds
Replies: 3
Views: 1783

Re: Easy numbers rounds

I didn't make an easy solution more complicated but I messed up a numbers game by writing it down. I find it easier to do it my head and was going to just declare it not written down but then thought since I'm on telly I should write it down but ended up using a number twice. If I remember correctly...
by Mark James
Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:59 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 586
Views: 119943

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

I eat most meals with just a fork. I don't even take a knife out of the cutlery drawer. Unless it's like a steak or a chop that needs a proper cutting, most stuff can be cut with the side of the fork.
by Mark James
Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:36 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 531
Views: 99659

Re: Politics in General

I kind of agree. I wouldn't call myself a feminist, I would say I support feminism. If people want to call me a feminist that's fine, I try not to give myself labels. It's useless to just call yourself one anyway, it should be defined by your actions. However I think another problem is that, for som...
by Mark James
Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched The Dark Knight again the other night because I didn't like it the first time and thought maybe a second viewing might do the trick but no. Still don't get the praise. It was better than the first time but I still think it's pretty crap. The pacing is really weird and the dialogue is awful. ...
by Mark James
Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 531
Views: 99659

Re: Politics in General

James Robinson wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:29 pm
Mark James wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:08 pm
Re: Labour antisemitism. Anyone following Rachel Reilly on twitter at the moment?
Who's Rachel REILLY!!!??? :!: :!: :!: :?: :?: :?:
She spelled Chomsky wrong so.
by Mark James
Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 531
Views: 99659

Re: Politics in General

Re: Labour antisemitism. Anyone following Rachel Reilly on twitter at the moment?
by Mark James
Tue Jan 01, 2019 3:51 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 598
Views: 120277

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who chose Frosties over Sugar Puffs.
by Mark James
Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

I think you're right that others will copy it but as much as I enjoyed I think it's still a bit gimmicky and the novelty could wear off very quickly if people aren't doing it right. If it seems like they're just jumping on the bandwagon without putting the requisite thought into it it could die a de...
by Mark James
Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:52 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Really liked Bandersnatch. In some ways though it's unsatisfying. I'm sure a few of you will remember a "video game" from a while ago called Heavy Rain which was a kind of similar thing but with a shitter plot and irrelevant game like interaction. I thought at the time it would have been better if i...
by Mark James
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 586
Views: 119943

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

I've seen a good few videos on the likes of youtube explaining the behaviour of cats, like why do cats push things off tables etc. but I'd love to see someone explain things humans do in relation to cats. It seems to me to be a universal thing that humans like to put things on cats. Not so much clot...
by Mark James
Sun Dec 16, 2018 10:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Just watched Shape of Water there. Haven't seen all the best picture oscar nominees from 2018 but of the ones I did see it's probably my favourite. Makes me want to watch Pan's Labyrinth again though. I like del Toro's style.
by Mark James
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Saw Solo: A Star Wars Story in an open air cinema in Lanzarote. I normally don't like cinemas but this was a cool experience. Got a lovely two course meal as well during the film. Movie was ok. I'm not much of a Star Wars fan and apparently Star Wars fans don't like this one but I thought it was one...
by Mark James
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Celebrations - a ranking
Replies: 32
Views: 7545

Re: Celebrations - a ranking

Think I did 1. Malteser 2. Twix 3. Milky Bar 4. Galaxy Caramel 5. Galaxy 6. Mars 7. Snickers 8. Bounty (excuse my prejudice) 6,7 and 8 under the would not eat category. I'd go with that. Maybe swap Milky Way and Galaxy. Definitely agree with Snickers and Bounty down the end. Don't know what it is a...
by Mark James
Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Thor Ragnarok. How did this get so much praise? I thought it was tremendously boring. Getting tired of the Marvel cinematic universe to be honest.
by Mark James
Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:15 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Blockbusters: Video Games and Internet themed
Replies: 4
Views: 4419

Re: Blockbusters: Video Games and Internet themed

Episode three was much better. Still too much toilet humour for me (which i guess was always part of Digi) but it felt more like a gaming show with absurdist comedy rather than an absurdist comedy show with gaming elements.
by Mark James
Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:35 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched Arrival. It was alright. It was a bit dreary in terms of the colour pallete, very un sci-fi like. And it went a bit weird in the end in the same way Interstellar did where it strays more into the fi than the sci. Still worth the watch. Amy Adams is always good. Then I watched Split which was...
by Mark James
Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 586
Views: 119943

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

I really don't understand economics. I tried to do a bit of reading on it there and it doesn't make any sense. China owns about half of the US debt which has the highest amount of debt but China has the second highest debt. I couldn't find out who owns that? I don't understand bonds and treasuries o...
by Mark James
Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:22 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 444
Views: 125242

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Decided to give The Good Place a try and wow, was not expecting that. It's fantastic. Watched all of season one tonight. Really clever and manages to touch on some hardcore philosophy but with some proper laugh out loud moments. Ted Danson is a scream.
by Mark James
Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:39 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Blockbusters: Video Games and Internet themed
Replies: 4
Views: 4419

Re: Blockbusters: Video Games and Internet themed

Semi-related, but through that first video, I found this , which I couldn't be more chuffed about. :D So this is out now. Have to say I watched the first two episodes and thought it was pretty shit. I love the Digitiser humour in print and some of the found footage stuff was good but I'm not gettin...
by Mark James
Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Primer - What was that all about? ?/10 Finally watched this and it's amazing. 100% totally recommended, would see again (I think I need to because I definitely didn't understand it all the first time and I've looked at diagrams and everything. Should have made it clearer that I too recommend it. Ha...
by Mark James
Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Movember
Replies: 59
Views: 4351

Re: Movember

A friend if mine is doing it so I was going to join him. I was trimming my beard into a hulk hogan style handlebar moustache but my beard is going grey. One side of the handlebar was much greyer than the other so it kinda looked like I only had one. Then I went to trim the handlebars off but I accid...
by Mark James
Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason
Replies: 66
Views: 15451

Re: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason

Widen "pyjamas" out to mean anything put on to sleep, then. Even a t-shirt and shorts. I just wear what I wore the day before. I know dictionary definition pedants can be tiresome but this is a Countdown forum after all. Pyjamas are a specific type of clothing. There's even a current trend of weari...
by Mark James
Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:28 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason
Replies: 66
Views: 15451

Re: Things normal people normally own but you don't own for some reason

Are pyjamas that universal? I would have thought it's more normal to just wear undies and maybe a t-shirt (if not nothing at all). They certainly seem to be more of a female thing. Can't think of any men I know who wear them. I did get myself a dressing gown for the first time ever about a year ago ...
by Mark James
Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:33 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Lateral
Replies: 3
Views: 2676

Re: Lateral

I agree that the team with less time going first is an added disadvantage. I would just have the first question be on the buzzer and whoever gets it right starts the other team's timer. Otherwise I really enjoyed it.
by Mark James
Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:59 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Can you swim?
Replies: 56
Views: 7292

Re: Can you swim?

Also swimming is pretty easy really. It's fear and panic that are the biggest stumbling block. Humans float very naturally with the minimum of effort. Get in water about chest height, try lying on your back. Spread your legs and arms to cover more surface area and you will float easily. You might ne...
by Mark James
Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:42 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Can you swim?
Replies: 56
Views: 7292

Re: Can you swim?

Just on Gev's falling into the road comparison: "The Road Safety Authority of Ireland (RSA) analysis revealed there were 313 pedestrians killed on Irish roads between 2008 and 2015" (from the Irish Times, sorry can't get the link to work) Between the same period there were 488 accidental drownings....
by Mark James
Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:22 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Can you swim?
Replies: 56
Views: 7292

Re: Can you swim?

Just on Gev's falling into the road comparison: "The Road Safety Authority of Ireland (RSA) analysis revealed there were 313 pedestrians killed on Irish roads between 2008 and 2015" (from the Irish Times, sorry can't get the link to work) Between the same period there were 488 accidental drownings. ...
by Mark James
Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Can you swim?
Replies: 56
Views: 7292

Re: Can you swim?

I'd rather go swimming than jogging for exercise. Pools are great cause you can do so much, either be really active or also use it for relaxation. Have you ever been to a water park? Bloody amazing fun. You said getting wet is annoying. It's anything but. I think no one should leave school without k...
by Mark James
Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Moon Landings ,fake?
Replies: 17
Views: 3944

Re: Moon Landings ,fake?

Another thing about conspiracy theories is, who cares really? Imagine if any of them were true, if 9/11 was an inside job, we didn't go to the moon, the earth was flat etc, none of that would make any difference to my life. What are the people who believe them actually doing about it other than whin...
by Mark James
Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:01 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Moon Landings ,fake?
Replies: 17
Views: 3944

Re: Moon Landings ,fake?

The thing that bugs me about conspiracy theories is that on the one hand, they attempt to make simple explanations more complicated but on the other, they want to diminish human accomplishment. Like we must have faked the moon landing because it's not possible or aliens must have built the pyramids....
by Mark James
Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Moon Landings ,fake?
Replies: 17
Views: 3944

Re: Moon Landings ,fake?

I'd go the Buzz Aldrin route and just punch them in the face.
by Mark James
Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite Bond Theme?
Replies: 6
Views: 2565

Re: Favourite Bond Theme?

Good question. 5. Goldfinger (Shirley Bassey) 4. GoldenEye (Tina Turner) 3. You Know My Name (Chris Cornell) 2. Nobody Does It Better (Carly Simon) 1. Live and Let Die (Paul McCartney and Wings) They're not really in a particular order just my 5 favourites. I also want to add that You Know My Name g...
by Mark James
Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:14 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2018
Replies: 134
Views: 56395

Re: Deathwatch 2018

Aaron Ramsey strikes again.
by Mark James
Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 253
Views: 82394

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Watched the matrix the other night. Never liked it originally but I kind of enjoyed it a bit more this time around. The action set pieces are excellent and the special effects mostly hold up but the plot, dialogue and the "oh so cool 90s hacker" aesthetic are pretty cheesy. Maybe it's because they'v...
by Mark James
Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Irish Question
Replies: 29
Views: 6194

Re: The Irish Question

That doesn't answer the question. Whether they are officially released or not after the trial why couldn't he wait until after the trial to name them? He wasn't stopped from obtaining the information, just from reporting it.