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by Mark James
Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday April 6th 2011
Replies: 7
Views: 1838

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday April 6th 2011

50/25=2, 75-2=73, 73x(7+1)=584, 584-6=578
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35692

Re: Mondegreens

Lesley Hines wrote: Like
(& FIFY)
Thanks Lesley. By the way, I had no idea what FIFY stood for. Guess what I did? I'll give you a clue. It's starts with a G and ends in oogle.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35692

Re: Mondegreens

Surely if we found everything we need from Google, it would reduce the amount of interraction we have with each other. No need to converse or chat to discover things - just ask Google, sounds rather dull and eliminates the delight of talking to others. :) I see where you're coming from Ralph but im...
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:33 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series
Replies: 221
Views: 38284

Re: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series

Matt Morrison wrote: Hopefully if Spurs end up losing,
If??? You posted at 8:45. Wasn't it obvious they would lose at that stage?
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:27 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: How often would you visit Apterous?
Replies: 6
Views: 2296

Re: How often would you visit Apterous?

I've gone for the top one even though some days I will just do the duel but overall I would do well more than 7 games, not including the duel, in a week.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35692

Re: Mondegreens

Surely if we found everything we need from Google, it would reduce the amount of interraction we have with each other. No need to converse or chat to discover things - just ask Google, sounds rather dull and eliminates the delight of talking to others. :) I see where you're coming from Ralph but im...
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35692

Re: Mondegreens

She doesn't even have to use google. I didn't know what a mondegreen was when I first saw the thread title but as soon as I read the first post I could figure out what it was.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:42 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Console yourself
Replies: 51
Views: 6411

Re: Console yourself

The 3DS doesn't work if you've only got one eye. It's Nintendo's way of trying to stop pirates. © S. Parkin? I was quite disappointed to find that out though, what about my human right to 3D gaming?!?!! It's not beyond the realms of possibility that two people can come up with the same joke. Althou...
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:22 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: All Around Standard Numbers Tournament
Replies: 50
Views: 10289

Re: All Around Standard Numbers Tournament

In other tournaments, it's taken me a week to organise one game against one person. I don't think a round robin system or even a group stage is gonna work. Should really be just a straight knockout.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:15 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Console yourself
Replies: 51
Views: 6411

Re: Console yourself

The 3DS doesn't work if you've only got one eye. It's Nintendo's way of trying to stop pirates.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35692

Re: Mondegreens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRk9ugM_ ... re=related

There seems to be tons of these reinterpreted lyrics videos on youtube. This is my favourite so far.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35692

Re: Mondegreens

In Radiohead's fake plastic trees I thought she used to do surgery for the girls in the A Team. Billy Connolly used to tell the story about the woman he knew who thought there was a teddy bear called Gladly in heaven with an eye problem cause they would sing in church "Gladly, the Cross I'd Bea...
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What would you do with £500?
Replies: 44
Views: 5509

Re: What would you do with £500?

I just remembered I won 500 quid on the lotto a few years ago and I spent in on a big bag of weed. Nowadays I'd probably spend it on a new guitar.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Star Wars
Replies: 39
Views: 3949

Re: Star Wars

Andy Wilson wrote: 4od is available here. I'm not sure what the story is with the law and I know 4od was available and then blocked for a while, but it's been available again for ages. Miss out no longer sir.
Cheers Andy.
Adam Gillard wrote:
Try this link instead
Cheers Adam.
by Mark James
Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:52 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wrestling
Replies: 36
Views: 3818

Re: Wrestling

Ben Wilson wrote:How could Shawn Michaels's theme music get any more corny? What if William Shatner 'sang' it?
That is legendary.
by Mark James
Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Star Wars
Replies: 39
Views: 3949

Re: Star Wars

Sometimes advertising is so blatantly cringeworthy that it somehow transcends cringeworthiness and is actually good. I'm undecided as to whether BBC Sport's trail for the Masters is one of these rare occasions. Haha that's great! I'm sure it is. I wouldn't know though as "media cannot be playe...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:55 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Console yourself
Replies: 51
Views: 6411

Re: Console yourself

I do love the Wii technology and how versatile it is tho, even if most of the games I've played so far are rubbish (recommendations welcome). Games on the wii where the motion controls are at a minimum or non existent are the best. The Mario Galaxies, New super Mario brothers, Zelda Twilight Prince...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: April Idiots
Replies: 24
Views: 3912

Re: April Idiots

Ian Dent arrived in to apterous just after midnight asking if people had seen the news on the front page of apterous that it was shutting down. Managed to hoodwink Scott Gillies.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:39 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous FA Cup
Replies: 195
Views: 33540

Re: Apterous FA Cup

Rhys Benjamin wrote:Mark James v Kirk Bevins.
That's an April Fool's joke, right?
by Mark James
Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:36 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous FA Cup
Replies: 195
Views: 33540

Re: Apterous FA Cup

Rhys Benjamin wrote:OH DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to do it all again (except those 4 gamers)
Rhys Benjamin wrote:Mark James v Kirk Bevins.
Just do it all again including those 4 gamers. Please!!!
by Mark James
Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:03 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Link Dump
Replies: 329
Views: 62355

Re: C4C Link Dump

http://www.pointofinquiry.org/

Some of you sciency people might be interested in the above.
by Mark James
Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday March 31st 2011
Replies: 10
Views: 2871

Re: Spoilers For Thursday March 31st 2011

James Robinson wrote:So thought I heard Frank say "Carol" instead of "Rachel" during his numbers picks :!: :oops: :lol:
I thought that too.
by Mark James
Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:18 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: All Around Standard Numbers Tournament
Replies: 50
Views: 10289

Re: All Around Standard Numbers Tournament

When you say each variant of numbers will appear an equal number of times do you mean 6 small, 1 large 5 small etc. or variants like hyper and omelette? You can probably count me in either way but it all sounds a bit finicky.
by Mark James
Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Oh my (holi)daysssssssss 2011
Replies: 53
Views: 6737

Re: Oh my (holi)daysssssssss 2011

I have an irresistible urge to go a bit adult with you. http://www.ldsamra.org.uk/playvideo.aspx Was I the only person that was expecting there to be some kind of porn on that link? Anyway, I don't know if you'd class it as a proper holiday but I shall be going to Liverpool for a stag weekend soon.
by Mark James
Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:34 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Console yourself
Replies: 51
Views: 6411

Re: Console yourself

by Mark James
Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Ghosts?
Replies: 157
Views: 19092

Re: Ghosts?

That's one of the lamest things I've ever seen. The following video of the house that looks like Hitler is quality though. As for ghosts, according to Professor Brian Cox our current understanding of the laws of thermodynamics means there's no afterlife.
by Mark James
Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unintended gaffes
Replies: 66
Views: 9410

Re: Unintended gaffes

Another one from Sky teletext was "Student goes missing in Bath". He's probably hiding behind the shower curtain.
by Mark James
Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What is your latest job news?
Replies: 18
Views: 5255

Re: What is your latest job news?

Ok, For Jon, I'm unemployed and I get job seekers allowance which covers my living expenses which are fairly minimal what with me still living at home. For Charlie, yes I know that's not the idea. Admittedly I don't put as much effort to finding a job as I should but even when I have I've gotten no ...
by Mark James
Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What is your latest job news?
Replies: 18
Views: 5255

Re: What is your latest job news?

I'm unemployed and looking to stay that way for the time being. Just can't think of anything I'd really like to do. Unless there's a premiership football club looking for an unfit 29-year-old with no discernible talent. Besides Man City obviously. I couldn't play for those bastards.
by Mark James
Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Birthdays
Replies: 1252
Views: 133740

Re: Birthdays

The footballer Dean Whitehead was born on the same day as me.
by Mark James
Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:26 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday March 28th 2011
Replies: 15
Views: 4109

Re: Spoilers For Monday March 28th 2011

I really, really can't stand magic tricks any more.
by Mark James
Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:20 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: FAO COUNTDOWNERS IN IRELAND
Replies: 1
Views: 1176

Re: FAO COUNTDOWNERS IN IRELAND

Cheers for that Paul. If I can manage to rouse myself out of bed that early I'll probably head along.
by Mark James
Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:06 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 4
Replies: 217
Views: 25392

Re: Pointless Series 4

Did Michael Jackson not have a posthumous number 1?
by Mark James
Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:35 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Crossword - THE RETURN OF THE PRIZE
Replies: 21
Views: 4147

Re: Crossword - THE RETURN OF THE PRIZE

Great stuff again Ryan. Wonderful link. I missed seven answers, 1, 2, 3, 9, 14, 20 and 23. (Still don't get the clue for 23).
by Mark James
Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Why did this have to happen?! The worst day ever...
Replies: 12
Views: 2116

Re: Why did this have to happen?! The worst day ever...

On your signature you say you don't see anything bad with your pets. What about their short life span?
by Mark James
Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:18 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How are you?
Replies: 79
Views: 8354

Re: How are you?

I'm annoyed that we're still doing this whole clock going forward business. Instead of putting it forward an hour now and then back an hour in the autumn just put it forward half an hour now and never do it again.
by Mark James
Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:13 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The weakest Weakest Link ever
Replies: 21
Views: 5591

Re: The weakest Weakest Link ever

I wouldn't have known that Southampton was in Hampshire Ditto. I'm trying to find the name of the cognitive bias where people tend to overestimate how well known something is because they know it (and vice-versa), but am failing. Anyone else know it? Didn't know there was a specific term for that M...
by Mark James
Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Formula One
Replies: 68
Views: 9480

Re: Formula One 2011

I feel bad for this thread. No one seems to contribute much apart from Rhys. I'd just like to say that Formula 1 sounds like some sort of baby food. Formula 1, new from Cow & Gate.
by Mark James
Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Link Dump
Replies: 329
Views: 62355

Re: C4C Link Dump

Just in case people were wondering and couldn't be arsed finding them the answers to the movie thing were; 1: The Matrix (1999) 2: Signs (2002) 3: Ball Of Fire (1941) 4: Duck soup (1933) 5: Cross Of Iron (1977) 6: The Social Network (2010) 7: Sin City (2005) 8: Heat (1995) 9: Goldeneye (1995) 10: Be...
by Mark James
Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:31 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The weakest Weakest Link ever
Replies: 21
Views: 5591

Re: The weakest Weakest Link ever

The best wrong answers from quiz shows that I've heard were from a radio phone in show. The question was "How many teams take part in Tri-Nations tournament". The first person answers 2. The question gets passed to the next caller who you can make out has been laughing just before they cam...
by Mark James
Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday March 25th 2011
Replies: 8
Views: 1400

Re: Spoilers For Friday March 25th 2011

Hooray I got a DC beater. RADICLES in round 8.
by Mark James
Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:25 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Console yourself
Replies: 51
Views: 6411

Re: Console yourself

Michael Wallace wrote:Oh, for the few who might not have seen it, this is why you can't vote for the PS3.
Actually this has made up my mind, PS3 it is. I mean I'm "not doing geometry, I'm trying play some games". Classic.
by Mark James
Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:15 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Console yourself
Replies: 51
Views: 6411

Re: Console yourself

For me games are more important than consoles. The snes probably had my favourite games though so I might go for that but then I remember all the N64 classics like Goldeneye and Blast Corps. Then I think you can get most of the good snes and N64 games on the Wii virtual console so I could say that b...
by Mark James
Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:24 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How fit are you?
Replies: 53
Views: 7276

Re: How fit are you?

I used to smoke say between 10 to 20 joints daily too Jesus! I presume you're not 44 or over. Haha. On reflection I should have just said at least ten a day. I'm sure I have smoked twenty, if not more, in a day, but those days would have been few and far between. Although you have reminded me that ...
by Mark James
Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Guess who...
Replies: 476
Views: 55959

Re: Guess who...

Liam Tiernan wrote:Is he a comedian?
Is it Lenny Henry?
Even if the answer to the first question is no, Lenny Henry could still be the right answer.
by Mark James
Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:29 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How fit are you?
Replies: 53
Views: 7276

Re: How fit are you?

I'm a full eight pounds lighter than I was at Christmas time (though with a week off work I'm certain to have regained a few) but I wouldn't exactly describe myself as fit. I can quite happily walk about seven miles at the drop of a hat but jogging even a quarter of a mile would flatten me, paradox...
by Mark James
Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How fit are you?
Replies: 53
Views: 7276

How fit are you?

Not how good looking are you, do you keep in shape? I used to work in a leisure centre and would do 20 lengths of the pool a day but I've been unemployed now for two years and my fitness is shot to pieces. I climbed the Sugar Loaf, a mountain in the Wicklow mountains in Ireland, at the weekend and w...
by Mark James
Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What would you do with £500?
Replies: 44
Views: 5509

Re: What would you do with £500?

Michael Wallace wrote:
Mark James wrote:You should spend the money pimping your ride.
What would my ride be? (I don't have a car.)
Oh right. Anyway, here's a video you might like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DPP6w0N5GQ
by Mark James
Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What would you do with £500?
Replies: 44
Views: 5509

Re: What would you do with £500?

You should spend the money pimping your ride.
by Mark James
Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
Replies: 167
Views: 22673

Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars

Just re-read the message he sent, he said he uses pokeredge 5. It is indeed tracking software.
by Mark James
Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
Replies: 167
Views: 22673

Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars

How would you cheat? Edit: I know that sounds trite but you can't just use "some kind of software". It would have to involve a pretty serious attack on the PokerStars site and, given the amount of skill required and money available, I doubt you'd be writing into a newspaper website to boa...
by Mark James
Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
Replies: 167
Views: 22673

Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars

Pretty sure Pokerstars is rigged fwiw. I read the Metro.co.uk video game review section and on the letters pages was someone questioning the appeal of online poker because its fixed. I sent a letter in defending poker sites, particularly PokerStars as that's the one I'm on, and I included my PSN ID...
by Mark James
Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday March 22nd 2011
Replies: 9
Views: 1596

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday March 22nd 2011

I had an itch on my arm at the exact time Andy was offering ITCHYMOOD as the conundrum. Spooky!
by Mark James
Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Celebrity pairs
Replies: 17
Views: 2425

Re: Celebrity pairs

My Dad gets confused between Michael Essien and Man City sponsors Etihad Airways. He calls him Michael Etien. He also calls Patrice Evra Everett which makes me think of Kenny Everett. And he thinks Aiden McGeady is Aiden McGreedy. And not in a comedy way of suggesting he's a selfish player, just in ...
by Mark James
Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Entertainers whose names are the wrong way round
Replies: 20
Views: 2259

Re: Entertainers whose names are the wrong way round

The Nigerian footballer Finidi George's name used to be swapped around depending on where he was playing. When he played for his country and for Ipswich he was Finidi George but on the European continent he was George Finidi.
by Mark James
Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:17 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Crossword - THE RETURN OF THE PRIZE
Replies: 21
Views: 4147

Re: Crossword - THE RETURN OF THE PRIZE

Cheers Ryan. Always enjoy these. Although clue 27 says its (7) but it should be (4).
by Mark James
Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Pointless/Random/Interesting secrets or just things!!
Replies: 6
Views: 862

Re: Pointless/Random/Interesting secrets or just things!!

Soph K wrote:
Mark James wrote:You keep telling people how random you are, that's not very random. Try some other words like capricious and arbitrary.
Ok.
I AM CAPRICIOUS AND ARBITRARY!
Doing what people tell you isn't very random either.
by Mark James
Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Pointless/Random/Interesting secrets or just things!!
Replies: 6
Views: 862

Re: Pointless/Random/Interesting secrets or just things!!

You keep telling people how random you are, that's not very random. Try some other words like capricious and arbitrary.
by Mark James
Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
Replies: 167
Views: 22673

Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars

Sound. Sunday works for me.
by Mark James
Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
Replies: 167
Views: 22673

Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars

I assume everyone got the email about the Pro Bounty Home Game. Are we gonna do this? We have to try get Vicky Coren to join our Home game. That would be sweet.