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by Lesley Hines
Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: DVD Ripping
Replies: 9
Views: 848

DVD Ripping

Obviously, no-one on here would ever use software to rip copyrighted material. However, just supposing, hypothetically, that your usual DVD ripping software (Jesterware) wasn't working for a particular DVD, what other software would you recommend? Preferably free although a reasonable charge may be ...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: My Side Of The Sanctum - A Rude Awakening (Almost)
Replies: 26
Views: 4536

Re: My Side Of The Sanctum - A Rude Awakening (Almost)

Ben Hunter wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:You were more of a distraction as your head kept moving from your pad to the screen.
As likely an excuse as Richard Brittain hacking your Apterous account and losing to Jason Larsen on purpose.
FIX THE LIKES!!! FIX THE LIKES!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:47 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Tournament sign-up
Replies: 64
Views: 14017

Re: Apterous Winter Tournament sign-up

Rhys Benjamin wrote:
Lesley Hines wrote: _________________
Lowering the averages since 2009
What exactly does this mean?
It means I joined in 2009 and have been consistently more rubbish than everyone else since, hence lowering the averages :)
by Lesley Hines
Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:23 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Tournament sign-up
Replies: 64
Views: 14017

Re: Apterous Winter Tournament sign-up

In for all three please :)
by Lesley Hines
Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Do you like turtles?
Replies: 6
Views: 839

Re: Do you like turtles?

Variation on the woodlouse game:
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by Lesley Hines
Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:58 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 52748

Re: Trade Secrets

Ok - this is an Ewwwwwwwwwwww one, but it's quite interesting. (At least if you live in more rural parts of the country, otherwise it's just ew.) Incest is only incest if it can produce offspring. Therefore it's illegal for Grandad to be banging (adult and consenting) granddaughter, but perfectly le...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:58 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Attention Ladies
Replies: 31
Views: 4131

Re: Attention Ladies

Of course, all this is assuming that people would put their correct gender and location on their profiles. But once it made any difference to anything, I think it would be more likely that they would. Yeah it's probably time for me to go back to being a man on Apterous. But I felt so liberated :( I...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 52748

Re: Trade Secrets

Thanks for this Lesley:- Sticking anything in your ears isn't illegal, but going through red temporary traffic lights is. (Law changed in 1994.) If you get nicked for it, you do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned, something which you later ...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 155
Views: 52748

Re: Trade Secrets

Going through temporary traffic lights when they are on red and sticking anything at all in your ears are both equally dangerous, but neither are illegal. Didn't quite catch that - can you say that again? Going through temporary traffic lights when they are on red and sticking anything at all in yo...
by Lesley Hines
Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:14 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Attention Ladies
Replies: 31
Views: 4131

Re: Attention Ladies

I reckon it'd be interesting, but not just for the sake of 'seein' the wimmen good at summat...'. :lol: It'd be a nice extra statland page, although it would automatically exclude the ladies on here who are happy to play as shims.
by Lesley Hines
Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:38 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Goodbye
Replies: 7
Views: 2679

Re: Goodbye

^Yes
:cry: Sorry to see you go Jeff. And fwiw Bee is hot - you're a lucky man 8-)
(Please don't add me to the gay thread. I'm not homophobic but women are just not correctly equipped to jog horizontally with.)
by Lesley Hines
Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What the hell?
Replies: 175
Views: 26463

Re: What the hell?

D'you know, I was in Disneyland (awesome time, wide-eyed 4yo for very entertaining company, thanks for asking) and missed all of this. Is anyone else wondering if there's a thread about all of this in The Sanctum and wondering what's been written there? :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:21 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 497846

Re: Feature requests

Rhys Benjamin wrote:A resign feature.
Aw, you subscribed. Fair play :)
by Lesley Hines
Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:37 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Synonyms for Boobies
Replies: 14
Views: 1822

Re: Synonyms for Boobies

"Checkin' my email".

That might just be my house though :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:31 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Body parts
Replies: 24
Views: 2816

Re: Body parts

Ryan Taylor wrote:
Jon Corby wrote:
Ryan Taylor wrote:Got an 8 letter word one now. ARSEHOLE and EARHOLES
Awesome work.
Quite fortunate really.
A-lol at that conundrum scramble :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:28 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What did you do with your extra hour?
Replies: 18
Views: 2686

Re: What did you do with your extra hour?

Love that no-one (so far) got a head start :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:51 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What did you do with your extra hour?
Replies: 18
Views: 2686

Re: What did you do with your extra hour?

Matt Morrison wrote:["Sleep", i.e. knobbing/nobbing, though sadly the balance wasn't 50/50 by any means.
Wait till you guys have got a 4yo - then clock changes will mean nothing :lol: :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mass Noun Plurals
Replies: 86
Views: 20622

Re: Mass Noun Plurals

Incidentally, can anyone recall any suggestion or feedback that was taken on board by the production team in the near-decade that this forum and its predecessors have been around? Nope. Yeah, there was a TTT suggestion. Yeah, that's it. But the question was any... :lol: Hope you're keeping ok, Dami...
by Lesley Hines
Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Awesome, awesome book :)
Replies: 4
Views: 484

Re: Awesome, awesome book :)

Jon O'Neill wrote:I'm a total Bryson fanboy, and Short History thing is pretty amazing.
Yup. Reddit :lol:
Try At Home as well, that's a cracking read too :D (Tho' tbf I've yet to find one that isn't)
by Lesley Hines
Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Awesome, awesome book :)
Replies: 4
Views: 484

Awesome, awesome book :)

Life Ascending by Nick Lane is the best non-fiction book I've read in a long time (and I really like good books!). Figured it my be on some of you guys' radar. Do not attempt to discuss evolution* without having read it - there are some awesome new ideas in there. You can really see how some of the...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:15 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Mass Noun Plurals
Replies: 86
Views: 20622

Re: Mass Noun Plurals

They do put it in the contestants' briefing notes, and it's the identical information at the start of the ODE2r (where in fact Countdown is specifically mentioned :lol: ).
by Lesley Hines
Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:00 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 520384

Re: Bug reports

James Hall wrote:The mouse-over text for the Gold Bug is written in geek-code:

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I did exactly the same thing :lol: (and reported it as a bug originally... ) Thanks for making me feel better about being a dweeb! :lol: 8-)
by Lesley Hines
Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:43 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 520384

Re: Bug reports

James has highlighted 'wecast' is valid on apterous but it's not in the nODE2r. Cheers :)
by Lesley Hines
Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:41 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Wecast
Replies: 8
Views: 2288

Re: Wecast

Apparently the word 'wecast', is valid on Apterous but I can't find a definition anywhere; even in the Oxford Dictionary. Could anyone be so kind as to tell us(Ben, Dan) what the hell it is? I think it must be a typo: reported to Charlie as a bug as my nODE2r goes from WEBZINE to Wed. Thanks for th...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:51 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Apterous has raped Countdown
Replies: 5
Views: 2364

Re: Apterous has raped Countdown

So the highest in the series is 133, the record before was 114, and now he has NINE HUNDRED and 46? Are you sure you don't mean 146? Surely it's impossible to get so many points in countdown due to the way the points are awarded and the number of rounds? - Steve, London, 25/10/2010 8:31 Read more: ...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:56 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC FOR ANY OTHER REASON]
Replies: 604
Views: 407662

Re: Is Apterous down?

Sorry for the downtime, it seems one of our technical staff* at Apterous Towers** made a hardware installation error***. The member of staff has now been fired****. * My mum ** My mum's house *** Unplugged the server to use the hoover **** Disowned DOUBLE LIKE ;) :) :D :mrgreen: 8-) DOUBLE LIKE ;) ...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:38 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 497846

Re: Feature requests

JackHurst wrote:Still want a statland page for top Diamond difficulty conundrum solvers.
Different to this one?
by Lesley Hines
Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:46 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Words You Would Have Thought...
Replies: 479
Views: 194032

Re: Words You Would Have Thought...

abrations - where more than one abration happens. Might be worth investigating why abration isn't in either! it is though. It's not :? ABRASION (as in scraping) is in, although it's a mass noun and therefore not pluralised frequently enough to warrant entry into the dictionary. Abration (and any pl...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:46 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Planning
Replies: 8
Views: 2082

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Planning

Likin' the over-Christmas option, although is the Christmas break just for the people that are visiting families etc? I'd've thought Christmas week would be a busy time on apterous, what with folks not being at work / college / Job Centre etc. Or are you just filling in your time with all the extra ...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:19 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What is a pencil
Replies: 3
Views: 1056

Re: What is a pencil

He must mean something different if the chat answers didn't make sense - HTH :)
by Lesley Hines
Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:26 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Words You Would Have Thought...
Replies: 479
Views: 194032

Re: Words You Would Have Thought...

sluttier! How is that not there? The Oxford lexicographers have never been to Worcester, I can tell you :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:00 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 520384

Re: Bug reports

Today's Duel format is Unlimited Junior, but it's given me the Aegilops rules. Jus' sayin' :)
by Lesley Hines
Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:27 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Science is Vital
Replies: 9
Views: 1743

Re: Science is Vital

The thing is with this, while science is so obviously vital it doesn't need saying, I've read this website and I've still got no idea what they're campaigning about. What funding is going to be cut? To support which research projects? How much of that funding could come, or indeed does already come,...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:19 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Growing old
Replies: 21
Views: 2530

Re: Growing old

I love getting older. It's a massive improvement on the alternative. I really do sincerely mean this! 8-)
by Lesley Hines
Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Capitalism
Replies: 22
Views: 4735

Re: Capitalism

Charlie Reams wrote:
George F. Jenkins wrote:the interest on money borrowed to prop them up running into millions of pounds
:lol:
There is always a better answer.
by Lesley Hines
Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Thursday 7th October 2010 (Series 63, Prelim 64)
Replies: 3
Views: 855

Re: Thursday 7th October 2010 (Series 63, Prelim 64)

Fair play James that was an awesome recap. Congratulations on your first year, and many more to come :D
by Lesley Hines
Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Slippers
Replies: 25
Views: 2832

Re: Slippers

Surely if you really liked raccoons you wouldn't want to ram your foot into them as far as possible and then walk around on them all day, so reported for racism. In fact, if you really liked raccoons you would wear wolf / coyote / owl or human -stylie slippers to do that to their natural enemies :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:23 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The new logo looks great
Replies: 1
Views: 473

Re: The new logo looks great

but Likes seem to broken. Is it something to do with the new logo? When will Likes be back? **** LIKE **** It does look great. Yes, the likes seem to be broken. Let's all pester Charlie as much as possible over this - a thread would be useful for that, or it might be more effective to pepper naggin...
by Lesley Hines
Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: X Factor
Replies: 93
Views: 9952

Re: X Factor

Cheryl Cole is absolutely retarded. What actually qualifies her to be a judge on X Factor? Putting Katie through ahead of Gamu is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. I'm never watching this program again. OMFG I hated it tonight. It was all so predictable and I knew she would get put throug...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: wtf?
Replies: 34
Views: 3987

Re: wtf?

Matt Morrison wrote:THE NEXT PERSON TO SPEAK IS GAY *
Fair point lol. Doesn't bother me tho - women can't be gay. IIRC woman-on-woman is art, apparently :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: wtf?
Replies: 34
Views: 3987

Re: wtf?

I can't pay £15 a year. Ten easy ways to make £15: 1. Blag your granny - she too crippled to reach her money. All the more reason to get off your lazy arse and help her. 2. Take some old games / DVDs / CDs / hardware into GAME, CEX or similar, and walk out clutching pictures of the queen - No old g...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:52 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointles Series 3
Replies: 191
Views: 29645

Re: Pointless Series 3

Charlie Reams wrote:
Michael Wallace wrote:they're trying to demagnetise the poles to make our compasses not work
All the bloody Poles are over here mate, and they certainly don't work! And yet they're stealing our jobs! It's political correctness gone zloti!
Said the emigrant.
by Lesley Hines
Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:26 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Marc Meakin Reccommends
Replies: 31
Views: 2652

Re: Marc Meakin Reccommends

Man, that's tmi even for quoting! Make sure she doesn't know you've posted details like that on the internet, or you'll be back to Maccy D's faster than you'd thought :lol: Oh, and make sure you take the right hand side of your script with you - the bit that lists all of your meds and repeat scripts...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:06 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: American English
Replies: 23
Views: 3000

Re: American English

George F. Jenkins wrote:Has the word YES disappeared from our spoken vocabulary. All I hear on television is YEAH, which is American, and possibly came from the German word JA.
Yup. I reckon.
by Lesley Hines
Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:03 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Marc Meakin Reccommends
Replies: 31
Views: 2652

Re: Marc Meakin Reccommends

Marc Meakin wrote:I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS THO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o2 ... re_related
Er, I think you just did :lol:

I take it you're not in up to your nuts then any more, eh Marc?
by Lesley Hines
Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: COC14 Petition
Replies: 51
Views: 8123

Re: COC14 Petition

Gavin Chipper wrote: I'd prefer it if we went to Damian and shouted:

CoC!
CoC!
CoC!
CoC!
CoC!
CoC!
Do you think Damian might get offended if we all went up to him and shouted "Coc! Coc! Coc! Coc! Coc!"? :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:50 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Amazing Conundrum spots
Replies: 7
Views: 1553

Re: Amazing Conundrum spots

Rhys Benjamin wrote:No teacher at my school can spell BALALAIKA, only me ;)
Wow, that's some research you did. Which method did you use?
by Lesley Hines
Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:56 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Monosyllabic Conundrums
Replies: 46
Views: 5157

Re: Monosyllabic Conundrums

At the risk of staying on topic, SPLOTCHED :)
by Lesley Hines
Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Server upgrade
Replies: 88
Views: 6836

Re: Server upgrade

Rhys Benjamin wrote:date?

Oh. and don't say it......
Unless you want Charlie to start charging £15 a year each for membership to this forum and the wiki too, for all the hard work and maintenance he puts in to it, I really wouldn't start exercising too many complainers' rights.
by Lesley Hines
Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Porridge
Replies: 21
Views: 2049

Re: Porridge

I like my porridge the way I like my women - with a Y chromosome :P
by Lesley Hines
Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:20 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Server upgrade
Replies: 88
Views: 6836

Re: Server upgrade

Good luck Charlie!
by Lesley Hines
Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:03 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The "new look" WWTBAM
Replies: 56
Views: 8795

Re: The "new look" WWTBAM

Lesley Hines wrote:
Michael Wallace wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:-old
Doesn't count if I've seen it before, you loser.
Ha ha :P
Image
Aw man, the bastards have moved it. It was ace, too :(
by Lesley Hines
Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:45 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The "new look" WWTBAM
Replies: 56
Views: 8795

Re: The "new look" WWTBAM

Michael Wallace wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:-old
Doesn't count if I've seen it before, you loser.
Ha ha :P
Image
by Lesley Hines
Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:41 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The "new look" WWTBAM
Replies: 56
Views: 8795

Re: The "new look" WWTBAM

Ryan Taylor wrote:So to keep you happy I liked it.
There are easier ways of keeping him happy than that... :lol:
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by Lesley Hines
Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: wtf?
Replies: 34
Views: 3987

Re: wtf?

I can't pay £15 a year. Ten easy ways to make £15: 1. Blag your granny 2. Take some old games / DVDs / CDs / hardware into GAME, CEX or similar, and walk out clutching pictures of the queen 3. Offer to wash your Mum's / Dad's car for a fiver, then repeat a couple of times (for £7.50 I'd do an inter...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:38 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Million Pound Drop (Live!)
Replies: 61
Views: 12233

Re: Million Pound Drop (Live!)

Michael Wallace wrote:
James Robinson wrote:Or if you prefer English, it's just been recommissioned in the UK.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a27 ... irmed.html
I am genuinely shocked by this.
I know. Where the devil did they find 9 people to recommend it from??
by Lesley Hines
Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:06 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Easter Eggs
Replies: 17
Views: 1602

Re: Easter Eggs

Is the hypothetical job hypothetically shitty because of the hypothetical nature of the job, or because the hypothetical people there are twats? The hypothetical managers are twats. Most of the hypothetical "normal" people are OK. But it is also a shitty job anyway (hypothetically). But t...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:45 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Conumdrum riddle!
Replies: 28
Views: 2712

Re: Conumdrum riddle!

Aw, I miss Damian :(
by Lesley Hines
Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: GNR
Replies: 22
Views: 3369

Re: GNR

Fair play Tom - huge congratulations. It's a great achievement :D