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- Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:51 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Official Thread of Brag
- Replies: 1176
- Views: 179072
Re: Official Thread of Brag
- Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:36 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Official Thread of Brag
- Replies: 1176
- Views: 179072
Re: Official Thread of Brag
This works hereOliver Garner wrote:14 makes
Bit annoyed that I missed achiote considering how (relatively) common it is.
Still, I am delighted to get so close
http://81.155.167.56/viewgame.php?game=103511
Nice nice nice
- Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:31 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Official Thread of Brag
- Replies: 1176
- Views: 179072
Re: Official Thread of Brag
I know most of the offerings are classics, but this is the closest I'm ever going to get to a max game.
It may not be quite top calibre, but I'm quite proud of it
It may not be quite top calibre, but I'm quite proud of it
- Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:57 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
- Replies: 417
- Views: 126383
Re: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
Bum bum!Derek Hazell wrote:Can I see a theme developing here?Jeffrey Burgin wrote:. . . a cracking time.Lesley Hines wrote: . . . my sweet hiney . . .
- Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:40 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
- Replies: 417
- Views: 126383
Re: Post your audition/filming/transmission dates here
After something of a marathon I'm filming 20th October. It should have been 3rd June, but Jeff got stuck in Dubai when his little one went down with chicken pox and they couldn't fly home (shame). After several false starts it's finally 11:45 on Tue 20/10/09, and I'm cacking my sweet hiney. Any tips...
- Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:31 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous stopgap
- Replies: 34
- Views: 5740
Re: apterous stopgap
Thanks for working so hard to keep it going for us in the melee! It would've been really easy to say "see you all in a fortnight" and I (we?) really appreciated the stopgap
I think so anyway - my form's been in freefall the last couple of weeks
Top job cheers
I think so anyway - my form's been in freefall the last couple of weeks
Top job cheers
- Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:43 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Can you escape the room?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3524
Re: Can you escape the room?
Not quite - you'll notice that it did take me the best part of a week (on and off). Two hours is outrageous and respect! Monkeys typing Hamlet would take much longerDavid Williams wrote:In much the same way as getting monkeys to type Hamlet is trial and error . . .
- Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:38 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Einstein's Riddle
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2705
Re: Einstein's Riddle
Since the question doesn't actually state that any of the five neighbours owns fish, I'm gonna chalk this off as 'unsolvable' :) Also, is this really anything to do with Einstein? The bit about him inventing it and 'if you can solve it you're in the top 2% cleverst people in the world' or whatever ...
- Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:18 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Einstein's Riddle
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2705
Re: Einstein's Riddle
I hope the answer isn't what I think it is . Douglas Adams? Rick Stein? Who were you expecting? I do like lateral thinking but I draw the line at telepathy. (To be fair I often draw the line at thinking. :lol:) PM me and we'll see if what you're think is right - preferably with supporting evidence ...
- Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:04 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Einstein's Riddle
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2705
Re: Einstein's Riddle
Make your own rules :D That's exactly how I solved it (well, I at least created the table in Word and then ticked boxes, but y'know...) Fantastic work!! You're officially in second place ;) :!: Since the reponses I've had also include their times it would be a great idea if you (honestly) report how...
- Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:14 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Einstein's Riddle
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2705
Einstein's Riddle
Remembered this one - I did it years ago but remembered it doing the escape the room in relation to how long it took me to solve! Apologies if you've seen it before: There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up. 1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different col...
- Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:31 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Can you escape the room?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3524
Re: Can you escape the room?
I'd never have done it if the spoiler about combining items hadn't been there. Once I'd read that it was largely trial and error, and being a pianist helps :P Working out the magnet was the worst - I spent ages trying to find one that resembled the one in the picture. It was purely down to a chance ...
- Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:24 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Can you escape the room?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3524
Re: Can you escape the room?
Brilliant! Really enjoyed that :D I've wasted hours of my life doing it and thoroughly enjoyed it. I was a bit confused the exit message was in Spanish since the rest of the site's in Russian but hey, as they said, "Felicitaciones - Gracias por jugar!" Off to baffle someone else with it th...
Re: Music
And Bach. Bach is a genre. While selecting stuff to send into space for other intelligent life forms to find and try to show what we (mostly) humans are about, someone suggested a recording of Bach. It was turned down on the grounds that "That would just be showing off". Probably apocryph...
- Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:55 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Bug reports
- Replies: 2157
- Views: 511256
Re: Bug reports
In the chat it offered a missed 9 which Junaid solved (great spot!) and obviously gave the answer, but then proceeded to leave it open saying we had -x seconds to solve the answer. I very magnanimously tested it and got an extra point. My altruism knows no bounds. I realise this may very well be a t...
- Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:34 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous stopgap
- Replies: 34
- Views: 5740
Re: apterous stopgap
Given the amount of hoops I had to jump through to get proper Apterous working, I'm not surprised, BUT that IP number page is going nowhere for me! The IP address does change regularly so it's probably worth it to keep trying. You could always try pinging it (enter ping <IP address> into your searc...
- Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:12 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: apterous on tour
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4135
Re: apterous on tour
Very sharp!Phil Reynolds wrote:Is that where Charlie went to school?Philip Jarvis wrote:why not start a new thread called "Apterous Grammar"
Re: Breakfast
Anything some other bugger cooks - I run a B&B! Top tip though Sue - I shall try that - thanks :D For your gastronomic pleasure, though, we serve British bacon, free range eggs, butchers' sausages, beans, organically home-grown tomatoes, and hash browns. Vegetarian and vegan alternatives are ava...
- Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:32 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The long-awaited music thread!
- Replies: 33
- Views: 4689
Re: The long-awaited music thread!
Piano, violin and vocal (with a bit of guitar thrown in). No files to share, but this is a pic of me doing Pirates of Penzance, playing Kate. I'm the one on the left. They wouldn't let me keep the frock
I might see if I can dig out some of our old band demos - I do a great Jump
I might see if I can dig out some of our old band demos - I do a great Jump
- Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How should I abuse my moderatorial power?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1904
Re: How should I abuse my moderatorial power?
Dinos that's too sick for me even to quote it!
Can we please add an option to make Jason moderator? It would be utterly charming and no-one would be posting pictures of seriously ugly birds. Who did do that again?
Can we please add an option to make Jason moderator? It would be utterly charming and no-one would be posting pictures of seriously ugly birds. Who did do that again?
- Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:23 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which famous people died on your birthday?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2020
Re: Which famous people died on your birthday?
Brian Jones (Stones). Jim Morrison (Doors), Trigger the horse and a geezer called Gaylord Nelson (Not all on the same day.)
- Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:45 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How should I abuse my moderatorial power?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1904
Re: How should I abuse my moderatorial power?
Pictures of women to start you off. Enjoy gents
- Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:04 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
- Replies: 253
- Views: 238124
Re: Countdowners On Other Quizzes
I'm sure I saw Chris Wills on the thing they do to try to make the lottery look interesting - can't remember the name but there's 1 person knocking out 100 others. The man's got more airtime than Myleene Klass
- Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:55 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which song topped the charts when you were born ?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4128
Re: Which song topped the charts when you were born ?
10cc "I'm not in love" - it's still a great song Have realised though it makes me older than Bohemian Rhapsody and Sailing!
- Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:17 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 16542
Re: Apterous Etiquette
To be fair I was thinking of somewhere more like Redditch - 80,000 people - 14 different surnamesJames Hall wrote:Hey, not all of the midlands is like that!
- Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:59 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 16542
Re: Apterous Etiquette
Nah - pikeys churn out babies every 8 1/2 - 9 months Vicky Pollard-style, don't they? 4 babies in 3 years - that sort of thing. Can call the male parent either "Dad" or "Uncle" depending on the mood. You obviously live somewhere more sophisticated than the Midlands
- Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:13 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 16542
Re: Apterous Etiquette
Common as in chav, not popularLesley Hines wrote:been a common surname involved
Not surprised you said that - it must be the Tyrone thing. My Dad's from Castlederg and he's always off to see him. The Irish Album is clearly your most treasured possessionDavid O'Donnell wrote:Oi! Leave off Daniel, he's a genius.
- Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:30 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 16542
Re: Apterous Etiquette
Since they both claim to be 28 they're either twins, pikeys, rubbish at colluding, or not related. I'd go for the first two, myself. Either way they seem to be damaged individuals intent on spoiling everyone else's evening.
- Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:21 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 16542
Re: Apterous Etiquette
I'm really concerned about the way chat's going - tonight's threads for 11pm onwards are really unpleasant. I can't help but notice there's been a common surname involved in recent altercations. Name calling, threats of violence, sexually violent insults, and general abusiveness are all completely u...
- Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:05 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 16542
Re: Apterous Etiquette
Be fair with a rating like that you can't call him a cheat. Psychopath or sociopath maybe, but not a cheatMarc Meakin wrote:Oh and when is HE going to be banned?
I learned some new words there! Every day's a schoolday
- Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:16 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Summer Open Wrap-Up
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2820
Re: Apterous Summer Open Wrap-Up
They do email you beautifully when you get one (as long as your settings permit it)J.Levison wrote: i realise this is what PM's are for, but with only contributing to the forum occasionally i regularly forget to log in.
- Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:12 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Plurals
There is that but basically I was just wrong. AgainDinos Sfyris wrote:You asshulme she's talking about a single molecule of H20 then and not the intermolecular hydrogen bonding to other oxygen(s)?
- Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:11 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Plurals
I'd argue that hydrogen bonds with two oxygens, for example. Shows how out of date I am. It was the other way round when I were a lad. That's really funny. You're quite right, things haven't changed that much!! Haha oh dear, it'd been a long day. Told you I could argue in an empty room! :lol: Edit:...
- Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:46 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Summer Open Wrap-Up
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2820
Re: Apterous Summer Open Wrap-Up
I think you need a better way to deal with people who don't play their games but I don't have any good ideas yet. Yeah, I only got to play 2 of my 5 games, even though I contacted everyone involved (I did lose one of those though! ;)) . Don't know what to do about it. How about play the bot with th...
- Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:25 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
- Replies: 257
- Views: 238859
Re: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
Tremendously sad. The numbers solutions particularly are ludicrous. http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?key=5023150664274286730 I'd like to say thank you very much to him - I haven't laughed so much in a long time (and I like laughing lots!!). It was fucking funny. No two ways about it. Kirk, you ...
- Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:14 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Plurals
The selection the other day gave both PENTANES and HEPTANES. Both NODE definitions refer to them having isomers. One is a mass noun, one is a count noun. For me, both are mass nouns, in the same way as the main meaning of GRANITE or CHEESE. The issue for Countdown would then be whether they are cou...
- Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:53 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Plurals
Magic thanks You can beat me any time you like, you charmerDinos Sfyris wrote:Lesley I think you're really cool
- Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:18 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Plurals
Rightio, after a bit of research into all of that I can't see any chemical reason for the variation, but I have revised some really interesting stuff :D I know my pi from my sigma overlaps now, I can tell you! :P Generally - alkane (N) - Mass - exception Hexane and Heptane - only goes to decane Alke...
- Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:23 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Bug reports
- Replies: 2157
- Views: 511256
Re: Bug reports
METHANOATE's in Lexplorer but it's not in the dictionary. It's not listed either under methanoic acid (as it's a salt) or under formate (its other name).
Please halt the stampede to enter it as word now! Thanks
Please halt the stampede to enter it as word now! Thanks
- Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:13 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Plurals
Cheers Charlie that makes me more confident!Charlie Reams wrote:They might well listen to you, I've had some success in the past.
- Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:10 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Plurals
There are so many hydrocarbons missing too. The aldehydes only go as far as ethanal. And alkenes only as far as propene. It would open up a few extra useful words. :) Haha but there are loads of good words missing (most notably octochamp!!) from the dictionary. They've got pretty strict inclusion c...
- Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:01 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Plurals
On the subject of plurals, maybe you'd know about this Lesley, what's up with this? Hexanes & Heptanes, allowed. Methanes, ethanes, etc, not allowed. Ethanols, and Propanols allowed, Methanols, Butanols, Heptanols and all of those aren't allowed. Interesting! But dunno. At first I thought it wa...
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:14 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Plurals
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4201
Re: Bug reports
There's a really similar game on Channel 4 about 3:25pm Mon to Fri. I think Charlie should demand royalties! :lol: Magic! :lol: Commission at least ;) (I know someone on here had at least a cheque for a grand, and those dictionaries'd go for at least a tenner on Ebay... I'm sure you could track the...
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:04 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Words You Would Have Thought...
- Replies: 479
- Views: 191887
Re: Words You Would Have Thought...
Are you trying to start an argument?Matt Morrison wrote:discovered PUGIL^ and BOOLEAN^ today
- Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:42 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Words You Would Have Thought...
- Replies: 479
- Views: 191887
Re: Words You Would Have Thought...
PANEERS - I've been known to enjoy a few in my time. Just not in my last game!
- Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:38 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 16542
Re: Apterous Etiquette
I'm jealous - he never says a word to me . I chose to think his chat was broken (rather than plain pig-ignorant) . Still, lesson number 1 - lose graciously. Everyone loses from time to time. Failing that, cut down on the caffeine / speed / coke
- Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:47 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Feature requests
- Replies: 1956
- Views: 490286
Re: Feature requests
Charlie, you're a prince among men. On behalf of all philogynists (p1323), thanks
- Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:24 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Feature requests
- Replies: 1956
- Views: 490286
Re: Feature requests
Hello Instead of whinging in the chat I thought I'd put in a proper request - can I please be a her instead of a him? (I'm not hoping you do surgery - I don't want to be Loretta.) I know it's minor but heck, I was named after an uncle (seriously). I'm sure the other laydees would appreciate it too, ...
- Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:37 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Which should be the next variant added?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3231
Re: Which should be the next variant added?
Not Juniortouch - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Did Michael Jackson not teach you people anything? You can play it but it'll cost $20 million a go
It's sick and wrong I tell you!
It's sick and wrong I tell you!
- Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:20 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Poll: Awesome Person Award
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2646
Re: Poll: Awesome Person Award
Gaw - thank u kindly only just spotted it.Jon Corby wrote:Happy Birthday btw
Try not to get RSI
- Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:53 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Project Hyper: The Audit
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1570
Re: Project Hyper: The Audit
Count me in - I said I was happy to help :) With a few volunteers how are we going to prevent duplication of the work? I know I'd put them in myself, but that's only 100-odd pages. Are you going to allocate sections of the dictionary like the original Spindlex? In that case bags I page 1900 - end (t...
- Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:58 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Poll: Awesome Person Award
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2646
Re: Poll: Awesome Person Award
Oooooooooh - tough one. Persuasive arguments for all of them! It's nice to know JC isn't interested in average porn (or does he just not collect it? )
- Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:57 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
- Replies: 257
- Views: 238859
Re: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
I can't really ban contrib members (unless I give them their money back, which seems rather too nice of me) I'd call it breach of contract. Ban 'em, I say :lol: Seriously, it is pretty clear no cheating, so (and I'm sure a player could appeal in the case of a serious misjudgement) I'd definitely sa...
- Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:59 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Project Hyper
- Replies: 188
- Views: 14846
Re: Project Hyper
BETTING OPPORTUNITY ALERT! Currently claimed: 72,001 - 73,000 (Charlie Reams) 42,001 - 43,000 (Matt Morrison) Unlucky Matt, guess that means no-one's won. Still, that's not such a bad thing since you seemed to change your block every time the estimate changed! :lol: You'd be a great bookie! ;)
- Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:06 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Project Hyper
- Replies: 188
- Views: 14846
Re: Project Hyper
Woohoo!
If I was the last then we're all done. Feel free to do more hyper Duels now we've got a complete word list - I'll still be submitting 7s
Btw, when's the new edition of the ODE due to be published...?
If I was the last then we're all done. Feel free to do more hyper Duels now we've got a complete word list - I'll still be submitting 7s
Btw, when's the new edition of the ODE due to be published...?
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:15 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Project Hyper
- Replies: 188
- Views: 14846
Re: Project Hyper
Fair enough! On the job, as it were
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:22 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Project Hyper
- Replies: 188
- Views: 14846
Re: Project Hyper
I'll work backwards from intendment then, and hopefully Ben and I will meet somewhere in the middle :) Edit - discovered working backwards is horrifically difficult for my little brain. I'm going to do 10-page blocks so I'm doing 890 - 900 (done 900 already). After that if no-one says otherwise I'll...
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:56 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Project Hyper
- Replies: 188
- Views: 14846
Re: Project Hyper
All done - 3018 words. I did quite enjoy that, in a perverse (p1316) sort of way.
- Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:09 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Project Hyper
- Replies: 188
- Views: 14846
Re: Project Hyper
Possible concern about my 33 letter word. Does it have SULPHANIL as a prefix to what's listed? My feeling is that it does, otherwise the word would be listed under A. I did Chemistry, so I looked it up - it isn't, they're alternative names for the same thing. It's got listed sulphanilamide, or inst...
- Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:50 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Project Hyper
- Replies: 188
- Views: 14846
Re: Project Hyper
1962 words, 65 pages so far - I've started whizzing through them now they're thinning out a bit.
Top respect Charlie - I can't believe you've done 11000. Give the man a cigar (and something to soothe those fingers!)
Top respect Charlie - I can't believe you've done 11000. Give the man a cigar (and something to soothe those fingers!)