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- Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:15 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Coincidence
- Replies: 224
- Views: 90582
Re: Coincidence
I needed a new liver at 36 hours notice, and got one. It helped that I was put straight to the top of the list in Europe, but I was still bloody lucky.
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:34 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
- Replies: 78
- Views: 9104
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
I'm gutted I missed it. I remember Duncan Bloomfield offering 'LYONAISE' several years ago (having spotted it myself and thinking there's an N missing) and thinking tsk tut how did he slip up so easily there...? I'm great on my sofa!Matthew Green wrote:I think LYONNAISE is the best word I've ever seen on Countdown.
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:24 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
- Replies: 78
- Views: 9104
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
Hopefully Lesley will be given another go in the future Fully agree with the idea in principle, but when we mentioned it to Damian after the game his reply was something like "don't start that again". Guys it's a really kind thought but I'm happy enough not to. I didn't shame myself and I...
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:18 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Prizes and stuff
- Replies: 66
- Views: 5243
Re: Prizes and stuff
I think there should be a teapot for the highest losing score of the series.
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:08 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
- Replies: 78
- Views: 9104
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
Yeah, that too!Kirk Bevins wrote:Ha, I don't remember this at all - I thought you were just a dancy kind of person.
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:59 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
- Replies: 78
- Views: 9104
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
Thanks all for saying such nice things, and top respect to Ryan. He had the good grace to laugh while Martyn and I conspired to get him drunk the night before. I really enjoyed playing another apterite. At the risk of sounding really twee it was as good as playing a friend. Hmm that sounds terrible,...
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:03 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
- Replies: 78
- Views: 9104
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
Don't tell me what happens I haven't seen it yet!
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:00 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
- Replies: 78
- Views: 9104
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 10th 2009
Is that a promise?Jon Corby wrote: I turn on contestants very easily.
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:20 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ram
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2949
Re: Ram
I am extremely offended by Jeff and Rachel calling the challenger on Tuesday by the nickname "Ram." They ask you on the application form if you have a nickname Jason. I'm guessing that's what he put. 'Course, if he put something else then it is quite rude. Or maybe an in joke. Or maybe an...
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:12 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: contact help!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2470
Re: contact help!
Do what I did and go on the show. It was a good idea at the time to entertain my toddler Judge for yourselves later!
Re: Jedward
I don't see what the big problem is, neither act stood a chance of winning anyway. As it happens, he has pleased more of the British public than he has pissed off, as Jedward had more votes than Lucie. If it was a public vote out rather than vote in, I'm sure Jedward would have gone by now. Ooooooo...
- Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:10 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Jews(dard)
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3823
Re: Jews(dard)
Can't tick any of the above as I don't really think that about any of them. Surely they're as diverse as any other ethnic / religious / etc. group? I shared a flat with an Israeli lad at uni - he was pretty cool and taught me to swear in Hebrew. He also made great coffee, and mashed eggs and avocado...
- Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:44 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Jews(dard)
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3823
Re: Jews(dard)
Polish?Jon O'Neill wrote: Marie Curie
- Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:57 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Forget it. It's crap.
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3648
Re: Forget it. It's crap.
I've seen this before with the line that 98% of serial killers get this right. My aunt's a criminal psychiatrist and it's not a test she's ever used on any of her patients (or even heard of). Also, I tried it at someone else's family party and was horribly embarrassed when the very sweet 15yo daught...
- Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:44 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Daily Mail pumps out more horrific stories
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2732
Re: Daily Mail pumps out more horrific stories
Lesley debated the issue I talked about. Did I? Which issue? I never really debate - more think aloud on stuff. I'll argue with anyone who says otherwise :lol: Jason, if you look at the top right hand corner of posts you're thinking about there's a little button called 'quote'. It would certainly h...
- Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:24 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tim Minchin
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1904
Re: Tim Minchin
If you're ever in the Worcester area can I recommend the Marrs Bar? I saw Mitch Benn (among others) at the comedy night at the then Gonzo's (playing to a crowd of about 20!), and Russell Howard regularly comes and tests his new material there. Plus, of course, many other excellent comedians who are ...
- Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:47 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tim Minchin
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1904
Re: Tim Minchin
Marc Meakin wrote:He is certainly my favourite musical/comedy Antipodean (sorry Kevin Bloody Wilson)
Even with the classic "Do You Fuck On First Dates?"!! The man has a wit all his own
- Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:42 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tim Minchin
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1904
Re: Tim Minchin
I see your point but the tour's finished (at least in the UK - I went on the last night) and the DVD isn't available for sale in the UK. Heaven knows I've tried! As you also said, grainy youtube footage isn't a patch on going to see him, and I'd thoroughly recommend it. Since much of his other mater...
- Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:44 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tim Minchin
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1904
Tim Minchin
I was lucky enough to get (i.e. bought) tickets to see Tim Minchin recently at Symphony Hall. I know a few of you enjoy his work and I've already dropped in a couple of links to his work already, but I thought it worth collating some of his new material here for you to enjoy. The highlight for me wa...
Re: Movember
Looking at your avatar you'll raise loads!
Re: Movember
I'm doing my best but after 34 years of trying I still can't grow a beard... Still, great cause
- Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:46 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Daily Mail pumps out more horrific stories
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2732
Re: Daily Mail pumps out more horrific stories
If you wanted to keep the apostrophe it would depend on how many there are. None in my house...Ian Volante wrote:"Pedants' Corner" methinks.
- Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: No God on the bus.
- Replies: 83
- Views: 9488
Re: No God on the bus.
Without getting involved in the whole theism thing I saw this recently and thought it was amazing. It's well worth a look
- Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:12 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite Oxymorons
- Replies: 45
- Views: 4184
Re: Favourite Oxymorons
You might not have done. There's a poll for the partners if ever I saw one (Unless you were one your own...?) Personally I've always been fantasticMatt Morrison wrote:Chortle chortle. Here's where I show off and claim I've never had bad sex. And no, I'm not a virgin.
- Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:08 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Birthdays
- Replies: 1252
- Views: 133558
Re: Birthdays
Happy birthday Julie!
- Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:25 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite Oxymorons
- Replies: 45
- Views: 4184
Re: Favourite Oxymorons
Washable paint!
You live and learn...
You live and learn...
- Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:40 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Sandwich/Sandwiches
- Replies: 195
- Views: 15819
Re: Sandwich/Sandwiches
No - she's clearly being bigotted against dumb-arsed white kid rappers, which is entirely acceptable !!!!! Perfectly happy with rappers, all regional accents, all cultural, national and international variations, etc. I'll concede to being bigotted about affectations, though :) Edit - missed the dum...
- Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:08 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Sandwich/Sandwiches
- Replies: 195
- Views: 15819
Re: Sandwich/Sandwiches
I'm with you there - kids who've never set foot outside Britain who are whiter than me (and I'm ginger :lol:), and parents with distinctly middle-class accents, who either can't read or think they're rappers. Would you object to a black pianist playing Chopin? Not if they pronounced it right :? I'd...
- Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:07 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Sandwich/Sandwiches
- Replies: 195
- Views: 15819
Re: Sandwich/Sandwiches
It could be you want to do a kids' party rather than a kid's party - to ensure more than one guest to eat the sandwiches? ;) I hope you're not forgetting to do halved bridge roll boats with coctail stick and lettuce leaf sails. Are you ? I actually mean a party for my kid but you're right, it could...
- Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:46 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Sandwich/Sandwiches
- Replies: 195
- Views: 15819
Re: Sandwich/Sandwiches
the somewhat irritating 'can't be arksed' Racist Hope you're joking. But, listen out for it. It's spread to kids who couldn't claim it to be part of their culture. Oops - crossthreading going on. SAY SOMETHING ABOUT SANDWICHES, SOMEONE! I'm with you there - kids who've never set foot outside Britai...
- Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:43 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite Oxymorons
- Replies: 45
- Views: 4184
Re: Favourite Oxymorons
I used to work with a database package called "Progress". Trust me - it was the greatest one-word Oxymoron in the English Language.
- Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:01 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Forumite interbreeding
- Replies: 39
- Views: 4431
Re: Forumite interbreeding
Going back to the start of the post I'd like to refer you to this. Symphony Hall - awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0IVuGK7sAw
Hurrah to us all, I say!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0IVuGK7sAw
Hurrah to us all, I say!
- Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:56 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Winter Closed 2009 (last minute register)
- Replies: 57
- Views: 7541
Re: Apterous Winter Closed 2009
Both please
- Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:12 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Maths Tutorial Problem
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3189
Re: Maths Tutorial Problem
Charlie mysteriously knew the extension question and answered it before I posted it, so either he has magical powers or Howard told it him (or probably both) Definitely both. Charlie convinced me that he'd solved the original, without actually saying so, so I gave him the extension. The man's Fermat
- Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:44 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Who's going to the finals?
- Replies: 86
- Views: 9683
Re: Who's going to the finals?
For the right price Lesley I can see to it that certain forum members end up 'dropping out' 8-) . :lol: PM me... :lol: They're booked out :( They've still got tickets for Wednesday morning, but I can't make it up there in time for that. Still, everyone have a fantastic time and very best of luck to...
- Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:43 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Who's going to the finals?
- Replies: 86
- Views: 9683
Re: Who's going to the finals?
Anyone know if there are any tickets left? I went recently and had the most fantastic time. Sue - I'd be up for room sharing if we could get the right dates. I'd love to see the finals in action
- Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:27 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown Out-takes....
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3153
Re: Countdown Out-takes....
I'm not sure if this counts as a blooper but at the recording I was at on Tuesday Susie was going to put 'anima' on the pencam. Fortunately she realised in time that the word immediately above it is 'anilingus'
- Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:27 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Recording dates
- Replies: 51
- Views: 5905
Re: Recording dates
Any idea what time you're up? I'm recording 20th October, and if I come back it'll be on the 2nd November. (I'd imagine you'll be pretty safe )AnnieHall wrote:Yes- phoned up on 17th Sept, recording in 4 weeks (2nd Nov)
- Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:06 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unintended gaffes
- Replies: 66
- Views: 9392
Re: Unintended gaffes
My son has been bought a "Leapfrog Fridge words" for his birthday (he's 3). One of the games is to enter a word it spells out to you. Earlier today it requested ram, then cub - leading to the following letter combinations: RAM - CAM - CUM... moving swiftly on... And curiously after cub it ...
- Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:01 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Penguin Jokes
- Replies: 41
- Views: 2805
Re: Penguin Jokes
How do you know if your mate's attracted to penguins? Whenever they're mentioned his Pole heads North South? (have just scored 9 on autism quiz and thus am now keen to be more 'normal'... surely such pedantry counts!) Dopey: Father, do nuns swim? (other 6 dwarves sniggering nearby) Father: No son D...
- Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:49 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How autistic are you?
- Replies: 125
- Views: 19007
Re: How autistic are you?
Kiss my sweet peachesJimmy Gough wrote:GTFO freak.Lesley Hines wrote:9 - not sure I like being described as "low". Hmmmmmm
- Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:44 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How autistic are you?
- Replies: 125
- Views: 19007
Re: How autistic are you?
9 - not sure I like being described as "low". Hmmmmmm
- Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:31 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
- Replies: 56
- Views: 5367
Re: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
Read Biological and Medicinal Chemistry, designed operating system architecture for mainframes for 7 years during which I had an emergency liver transplant (at 25) and reassessed my life a bit, read Human Biology, had a baby and now run a B&B. I'm planning to do a PhD in immunology though when h...
- Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:03 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown mentions on other shows
- Replies: 315
- Views: 154641
Re: Countdown mentions on other shows
Stephen Fry listed it as one of his guilty pleasures. To be fair the show was called "Stephen Fry's guilty pleasures" (or similar) so I'm not sure if it counts, but the man's a fan, anyway.
- Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:29 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Classic TV themes
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3578
Re: Classic TV themes
Lol - bring the hat - it'll help no end (NB - everyone's on their own in Malvern - it's the altitude )Adam Dexter wrote:Lesley... YOU LIVE IN WORCESTER? Wow.. I thought I was on my own out here. We'll have to organise CoVern woooo.
- Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:58 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How many sugars?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2040
Re: How many sugars?
Midlands! North of Africa but south of Reykjavik.
- Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:53 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Classic TV themes
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3578
Re: Classic TV themes
Wicked - that was written and played by Peter Davison (the very same timelord), you knowAdam Dexter wrote:This was one of my faves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1V ... re=related
WE'RE OFF TO BUTTON MOON!
- Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:56 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Who would you like as a new DC guest on Apterous
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3498
Re: Who would you like as a new DC guest on Apterous
Yeah - that's what he calls himself on his facebook site. Off to try to look cool somewhere else nowDaniel Turner wrote:I believe his name is actually Aleksandr Orlov!
- Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:25 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Countdown Big Brother
- Replies: 61
- Views: 3688
Re: Countdown Big Brother
Is Hamish a Geordie nob, then?Oliver Garner wrote:No, Hamish should.Matthew Green wrote:This is great.
Is Charlie the voice of BB? He should be.
- Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:41 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Alphaquest chapter 5: The battle of the gods
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1999
Re: Alphaquest chapter 5: The battle of the gods
Am I being really thick thinking first to #4? I guess I've got a 50/50 chance... Makes sense to my simple mind :) This is at least my logic (e.g.): ~Me first: N You: AN Me: PAN You: SPAN :. you lose as you've just made a 4 letter word. No? Why would I pick SPAN when I could pick another letter? ......
- Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:57 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Alphaquest chapter 5: The battle of the gods
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1999
Re: Alphaquest chapter 5: The battle of the gods
Am I being really thick thinking first to #4? I guess I've got a 50/50 chance... Makes sense to my simple mind
This is at least my logic (e.g.):
~Me first: N
You: AN
Me: PAN
You: SPAN
:. you lose as you've just made a 4 letter word.
No?
This is at least my logic (e.g.):
~Me first: N
You: AN
Me: PAN
You: SPAN
:. you lose as you've just made a 4 letter word.
No?
- Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:54 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Einstein's Riddle
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2655
Re: Einstein's Riddle
Late entry from Ian Volante - didn't make it on time but certainly excellent job for getting the right answer
- Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:52 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown summer break
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3552
Re: Countdown summer break
Woohoo! Another good player successfully skirted At his rate I might get a teapot yet (watch out for upcoming score: Lesley Hines 12 - 87 Doris "is it my turn again, dear?" Smith (aged 92) ).Jeffrey Burgin wrote:Ah, if you'd taken the 7th you could have played me instead!
Very best of luck
- Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:34 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Etiquette
- Replies: 155
- Views: 16418
Re: Official Thread of Brag
Don't take it personally - read the start of the threadEdwin Mead wrote:How nice to see that people speak so highly of me when my back is turned!
Until everyone's saying it - don't be paranoid (and find someone who's nicer to you to play!)
- Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:55 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Leeds as a city in general
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1871
Re: Leeds as a city in general
Awesome festival.
- Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:50 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Leftie or Rightie
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2974
Re: Leftie or Rightie
To establish if the right-handers logic wins over left-handers creativity, we need a carefully compiled, scientific poll. Is this a well known stereotype? Lefties are well over-represented among e.g. mathematics graduates. I guess it is - if you watch TV loads more actors than the average populatio...
- Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:39 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown summer break
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3552
Re: Countdown summer break
I was offered early (7th ish) September (on holiday) and I'm sure they're booked up to 20th October (with me )James Robinson wrote:P.S. If Damian is reading this, when are the recordings due to start again
HTH
(hope I'm not playing you! )
- Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:35 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Celebrity Countdown - 1998
- Replies: 3
- Views: 807
Re: Celebrity Countdown - 1998
I hadn't seen it Jeff - thanks for that Very funny
- Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Who's the worst Dictionary Corner newbie?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3533
Re: Who's the worst Dictionary Corner newbie?
Who voted for Steve Davis? The man's a god! He's drier than dry, ginger, and a living legend to boot (I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike snooker ;)). Worst ever DC guest has got to go to Tony Christie - he'd obviously never seen the show, had nothing interesting to say at all (even when under Des's professional i...
- Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:58 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Einstein's Riddle
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2655
Re: Einstein's Riddle
Well it's Sunday so here's the solution and the winners! The full solution (cheerfully plagiarised from Dinos who wrote it out so beautifully first - thanks :)) House 1: Yellow, Norwegian, Water, Dunhill, Cats House 2: Blue, Dane, Tea, Blends, Horses House 3: Red, Brit, Milk, Pall Mall, Birds House ...