Search found 28 matches

by Heather Badcock
Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:26 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN 2011 results & feedback
Replies: 80
Views: 9136

Re: COLIN 2011 results & feedback

By the way, if anyone was wondering where all the bedroom action was in that epic post, it wasn't an omission, nor was it a rare moment of tact by Matt, there just wasn't any. None at all, not a sausage. And come to think of it, there hasn't been any in the fucking week it took him to write that pos...
by Heather Badcock
Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdowners with Toasters
Replies: 91
Views: 1928

Re: Countdowners with Toasters

I like making the toast go cold then eating one crust before splitting the rest of the toast in half, so you get little thin bits of crispiness one side and softiness the other. And i don't put anything on it, just leave it commando.
I think I invented this dish. Try it.
by Heather Badcock
Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Nose hairs
Replies: 26
Views: 889

Re: Nose hairs

Charlie Reams wrote:
Jon Corby wrote:
Ryan Taylor wrote:Heather's vajayjay.
I would.
I bet.
I'm scared.
by Heather Badcock
Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CoLei3 - Saturday 16 October 2010
Replies: 129
Views: 10838

Re: CoLei3 - Saturday 16 October 2010

Matt Morrison wrote:I've touched Floella Benjamin.
My heart literally just broke. You bastard.

Jim I'll give you ten English pounds if you touch me.
by Heather Badcock
Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Birthdays
Replies: 1252
Views: 53413

Re: Birthdays

The result in inches? Just short of eleven.

About 10 inches short.

And can I have likes please for providing Ryan with Matt's address?
by Heather Badcock
Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!
Replies: 245
Views: 16226

Re: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!

Michael Wallace wrote:I reckon Co:Lon '11 will feature a rule that everyone has to bring enough t-shirts so they can wear a different one for every game.
I'm not sure MWM can think of enough jokes to make that happen for us.
by Heather Badcock
Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite Breakfast Cereal
Replies: 50
Views: 1863

Re: Favourite Breakfast Cereal

I love Raisin Wheats, and all of the supermarket versions of them, particularly Waitrose's. They are perfect. They don't go soggy, and they taste all healthy on the outside with a little burst of sweetness on the inside. And they're pillows. And I had a big row with Bridget in our Year 10 ICT class ...
by Heather Badcock
Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Venus Fly Traps
Replies: 49
Views: 1293

Re: Venus Fly Traps

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." Albert Einstein

"Meat is murder." Jesus
by Heather Badcock
Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Which Countdowners would you interbreed?
Replies: 10
Views: 715

Re: Which Countdowners would you interbreed?

Jon Corby wrote:Matt Morrison and Heather Badcock. This project is already well underway and going well, save for Matt's occasional erection problems.
Jon I told you about Matt's erectile dysfunction in private. Could you be more sensitive please.
by Heather Badcock
Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:43 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Replies: 104
Views: 14105

Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...

Matt Morrison wrote:You know you're playing too much apterous when...

...you have actually missed out on sex for the sake of "one more game". On more than one occasion.

Yup - *hangs head in shame* - another true story.
Matt just asked me to like this.

Dear Matt,
I DON'T like this.
OK?
by Heather Badcock
Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:10 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Replies: 104
Views: 14105

Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...

...you just covered a Chemistry lesson and you taught a class of teenagers that Kirk Bevins destroyed the periodic table, beacuse only Kirk Bevins understands the element of surprise.
by Heather Badcock
Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:32 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Replies: 104
Views: 14105

Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...

Matt Morrison makes a picture of you to represent your team in the Apterous World Cup, and you track down the person who's head you've been superimposed on to and send him a facebook friend request, and he accepts.
by Heather Badcock
Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:12 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Replies: 104
Views: 14105

Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...

Ben Hunter wrote:When your girlfriend points at your c4c display pic and shouts "that's you" and starts sobbing and after you've finished your marathon Letters Attack with Prune you turn around and all her stuff is gone.
..when you actually meet your girlfriend/boyfriend on apterous.
by Heather Badcock
Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What's your ringtone?
Replies: 15
Views: 712

Re: What's your ringtone?

Kirk Bevins wrote:Mine's on vibrate as it's the only stimulation I get.
Me too. We should swap numbers and give each other missed calls.
by Heather Badcock
Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite mammal
Replies: 42
Views: 1531

Re: Favourite mammal

Image

I like animals that look like they've been drawn by children.
Baby rhinos are properly ridiculous.
by Heather Badcock
Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Missile Guidance
Replies: 4
Views: 319

Re: Missile Guidance

Apterous still not loaded? :lol:
by Heather Badcock
Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:16 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: The Cryptic Countdown Forummers Comp - 2010
Replies: 51
Views: 2279

Re: The Cryptic Countdown Forummers Comp - 2010

Matt Morrison wrote:
Jon Corby wrote:8-) Awaits confirmation
Image
This is a good RE joke. Well done Matt Morrison.
by Heather Badcock
Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:14 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
Replies: 31
Views: 1039

Re: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Heather Badcock wrote:
I do love rejection.
You do love an erection? Oh.
I resemble that remark.
by Heather Badcock
Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:33 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
Replies: 31
Views: 1039

Re: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.

Jon Corby wrote:
Heather Badcock wrote:My Maths teacher tried to snog me when I was in year 11, but I denied him. This might explain why I was in set 1, despite my apalling numerical ability.
Is this also what gave you the idea of becoming a teacher though?
I do love rejection.
by Heather Badcock
Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
Replies: 31
Views: 1039

Re: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.

My Maths teacher tried to snog me when I was in year 11, but I denied him. This might explain why I was in set 1, despite my apalling numerical ability.

You can try to ball me, but don't 6 small me.
by Heather Badcock
Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Trade Secrets
Replies: 82
Views: 4410

Re: Trade Secrets

Someone in my office has just pointed out that the bananas in Mario Kart reflect the correct opening system:


Image
by Heather Badcock
Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spimliminees for Thursday 1st July 2010
Replies: 65
Views: 1876

Re: Spoilers For Thursday 1st July 2010

Well, hardly anyone does what their surname suggests do they :?:

Hardly anyone, no.
by Heather Badcock
Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How to make darts better
Replies: 46
Views: 1648

Re: How to make darts better

Marc Meakin wrote:Allow blowpipes.
Allow blow.
by Heather Badcock
Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How to make darts better
Replies: 46
Views: 1648

Re: How to make darts better

Can't they just make the board and the darts loads bigger? The poor bastards in the audience have such a hard time seeing what's going on that they seem to turn to drink and loutish behaviour. I reckon if you used one of them archery boards and some javelins that would be much better. And more civil...
by Heather Badcock
Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:11 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 174
Views: 32009

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Ryan Taylor wrote:"2010-06-29 00:17:48 Heather Badcock completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked #2 of 1."
Not the first time I've come #2 of 1.
by Heather Badcock
Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:46 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous World Cup - Half Time Team Talk
Replies: 19
Views: 762

Re: Apterous World Cup - Half Time Team Talk

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D

That is so wrong it's very right. I am going to be wearing my Bentley t-shirt for the rest of the World Cup.

And who knew I had such an amazing chest?
by Heather Badcock
Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1822
Views: 112739

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Another member has bullied me into joining the forum. I don't name drop as much as him.

Hello, I'm Badcock ;)