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- Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:26 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COLIN 2011 results & feedback
- Replies: 80
- Views: 31471
Re: COLIN 2011 results & feedback
By the way, if anyone was wondering where all the bedroom action was in that epic post, it wasn't an omission, nor was it a rare moment of tact by Matt, there just wasn't any. None at all, not a sausage. And come to think of it, there hasn't been any in the fucking week it took him to write that pos...
- Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:44 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Countdowners with Toasters
- Replies: 91
- Views: 5909
Re: Countdowners with Toasters
I like making the toast go cold then eating one crust before splitting the rest of the toast in half, so you get little thin bits of crispiness one side and softiness the other. And i don't put anything on it, just leave it commando.
I think I invented this dish. Try it.
I think I invented this dish. Try it.
- Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:16 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Nose hairs
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4172
Re: Nose hairs
I'm scared.Charlie Reams wrote:I bet.Jon Corby wrote:I would.Ryan Taylor wrote:Heather's vajayjay.
- Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:59 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CoLei3 - Saturday 16 October 2010
- Replies: 129
- Views: 29578
Re: CoLei3 - Saturday 16 October 2010
My heart literally just broke. You bastard.Matt Morrison wrote:I've touched Floella Benjamin.
Jim I'll give you ten English pounds if you touch me.
- Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:57 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Birthdays
- Replies: 1252
- Views: 133403
Re: Birthdays
The result in inches? Just short of eleven.
About 10 inches short.
And can I have likes please for providing Ryan with Matt's address?
- Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:07 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!
- Replies: 245
- Views: 31602
Re: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!
I'm not sure MWM can think of enough jokes to make that happen for us.Michael Wallace wrote:I reckon Co:Lon '11 will feature a rule that everyone has to bring enough t-shirts so they can wear a different one for every game.
- Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:41 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite Breakfast Cereal
- Replies: 50
- Views: 5382
Re: Favourite Breakfast Cereal
I love Raisin Wheats, and all of the supermarket versions of them, particularly Waitrose's. They are perfect. They don't go soggy, and they taste all healthy on the outside with a little burst of sweetness on the inside. And they're pillows. And I had a big row with Bridget in our Year 10 ICT class ...
- Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:11 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Venus Fly Traps
- Replies: 49
- Views: 4854
Re: Venus Fly Traps
"Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." Albert Einstein
"Meat is murder." Jesus
"Meat is murder." Jesus
- Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:16 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which Countdowners would you interbreed?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3882
Re: Which Countdowners would you interbreed?
Jon I told you about Matt's erectile dysfunction in private. Could you be more sensitive please.Jon Corby wrote:Matt Morrison and Heather Badcock. This project is already well underway and going well, save for Matt's occasional erection problems.
- Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:43 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
- Replies: 114
- Views: 69799
Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Matt just asked me to like this.Matt Morrison wrote:You know you're playing too much apterous when...
...you have actually missed out on sex for the sake of "one more game". On more than one occasion.
Yup - *hangs head in shame* - another true story.
Dear Matt,
I DON'T like this.
OK?
- Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:10 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
- Replies: 114
- Views: 69799
Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
...you just covered a Chemistry lesson and you taught a class of teenagers that Kirk Bevins destroyed the periodic table, beacuse only Kirk Bevins understands the element of surprise.
- Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:32 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
- Replies: 114
- Views: 69799
Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Matt Morrison makes a picture of you to represent your team in the Apterous World Cup, and you track down the person who's head you've been superimposed on to and send him a facebook friend request, and he accepts.
- Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:12 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
- Replies: 114
- Views: 69799
Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
..when you actually meet your girlfriend/boyfriend on apterous.Ben Hunter wrote:When your girlfriend points at your c4c display pic and shouts "that's you" and starts sobbing and after you've finished your marathon Letters Attack with Prune you turn around and all her stuff is gone.
- Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:12 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What's your ringtone?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2735
Re: What's your ringtone?
Me too. We should swap numbers and give each other missed calls.Kirk Bevins wrote:Mine's on vibrate as it's the only stimulation I get.
- Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:01 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite mammal
- Replies: 42
- Views: 5096
Re: Favourite mammal
I like animals that look like they've been drawn by children.
Baby rhinos are properly ridiculous.
- Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:49 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Missile Guidance
- Replies: 10
- Views: 6353
Re: Missile Guidance
Apterous still not loaded?
- Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:16 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: The Cryptic Countdown Forummers Comp - 2010
- Replies: 51
- Views: 5327
Re: The Cryptic Countdown Forummers Comp - 2010
This is a good RE joke. Well done Matt Morrison.Matt Morrison wrote:Jon Corby wrote: Awaits confirmation
- Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:14 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 4213
Re: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
I resemble that remark.Kirk Bevins wrote:You do love an erection? Oh.Heather Badcock wrote:
I do love rejection.
- Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:33 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 4213
Re: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
I do love rejection.Jon Corby wrote:Is this also what gave you the idea of becoming a teacher though?Heather Badcock wrote:My Maths teacher tried to snog me when I was in year 11, but I denied him. This might explain why I was in set 1, despite my apalling numerical ability.
- Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:55 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 4213
Re: FAO 6th Form College aged girls.
My Maths teacher tried to snog me when I was in year 11, but I denied him. This might explain why I was in set 1, despite my apalling numerical ability.
You can try to ball me, but don't 6 small me.
You can try to ball me, but don't 6 small me.
- Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:56 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Trade Secrets
- Replies: 155
- Views: 51398
Re: Trade Secrets
Someone in my office has just pointed out that the bananas in Mario Kart reflect the correct opening system:
- Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:11 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spimliminees for Thursday 1st July 2010
- Replies: 65
- Views: 6915
Re: Spoilers For Thursday 1st July 2010
Well, hardly anyone does what their surname suggests do they
Hardly anyone, no.
Hardly anyone, no.
- Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:08 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How to make darts better
- Replies: 50
- Views: 6722
Re: How to make darts better
Allow blow.Marc Meakin wrote:Allow blowpipes.
- Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:45 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How to make darts better
- Replies: 50
- Views: 6722
Re: How to make darts better
Can't they just make the board and the darts loads bigger? The poor bastards in the audience have such a hard time seeing what's going on that they seem to turn to drink and loutish behaviour. I reckon if you used one of them archery boards and some javelins that would be much better. And more civil...
- Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:11 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
- Replies: 222
- Views: 181744
Re: Classic Aptochat moments
Not the first time I've come #2 of 1.Ryan Taylor wrote:"2010-06-29 00:17:48 Heather Badcock completed today's Daily Duel, and is provisionally ranked #2 of 1."
- Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:46 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous World Cup - Half Time Team Talk
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2666
Re: Apterous World Cup - Half Time Team Talk
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That is so wrong it's very right. I am going to be wearing my Bentley t-shirt for the rest of the World Cup.
And who knew I had such an amazing chest?
That is so wrong it's very right. I am going to be wearing my Bentley t-shirt for the rest of the World Cup.
And who knew I had such an amazing chest?
- Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:41 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous World Cup - Team Assignations & Group Stages
- Replies: 53
- Views: 5748
- Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:27 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
- Replies: 1962
- Views: 1114204
Re: Welcome! - Post here first
Another member has bullied me into joining the forum. I don't name drop as much as him.
Hello, I'm Badcock
Hello, I'm Badcock