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Matthew Green

Reminds me of one of my favourite sayings:

Arguing on an internet forum is like competing in the Special Needs Olympics- win or lose, you're still a retard.

Matthew Green

From Slumdog Millionaire:

'Who is on the front of a 10 rupee note?'
'I don't know'
'Ghandi, see?'

Maybe thats what RB was trying to say??

Matthew Green

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=35444

I blew it in the end, but look where I was after 10 rounds. And look at the max...

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Has anyone suggested 3-player games yet?

Also, for the conundrum and letter attacks etc., rather than having a load of people stuck on 200 points sharing 1st place why not have it that if you get to 200 then you just keep on going until you go wrong?

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http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=34923

Getting closer and closer to that hypernumbers maximum...

Plus I beat the current record (Ben's 181 was done in 45-sec rounds).

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Well I didn't really think there would be much chance of Fritzl getting the go-ahead, so I didn't want to spend too much of my clearly valuable time thinking of one-liners for him.

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Paul Hammond wrote:I had the Newsnight election special on my DVR, but I hadn't got round to watching it. Now you've ruined it for me. Thanks a lot.

Me too, this should be in the spoilers section.

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I take full credit/responsibility/blame for Fritzl. I thought the dialogue was excellent, even if I do say so myself. Now get your politically correct hides down them cellar steps...

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Only just seen this, if anyone pulls out then I'm available.

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I'd sleep with either of them.

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I dont know what all the fuss is about, Zimbabwe have had a black president for years and he's crap.

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Lesley Jeavons wrote:5 x 25
-9
x 4

Surely this doesn't need putting when Rachel got it?

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Whatever it is, someone start a facebook petition and get it in the dictionary immediately.

Matthew Green

Has anyone ever actually passed comments on these ridiculous posts of yours? They're not hurting anyone. I suppose they are a bit annoying, but still is seems an appropriate sort of thing to do on the spoilers forum. Its appropriate to do at home on your own on a piece of paper and if you get a wor...

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Letters 1 – TALONED Letters 2 – POSTIE Letters 3 – RETAILS Letters 4 – GUMS Numbers 1 – 688!! THREE NUMBERS ROUNDS IN A ROW! Tea Time Teaser 1 – got PROUDEST Letters 5 – BOASTED Letters 6 – BANNER Letters 7 – SALTIRE Letters 8 – POCHARD (type of duck - Aythya ferina) Numbers 2 – 459 (1 out) Tea Tim...

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prediction: Briers 106-87 Reams

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IIRC my beating off DoD was only a few minutes after my moment of glory against Rex, hence my lazy performance... still cant believe I didnt play for ADENOSINE....

Very pleased to have won GOTW though!

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[quote="Jon Corby

What are you reaching for here Charlie boy btw?

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I particularly like Jon's posterior-pelvic-tilt-so-I-show-my-emotion-but-avoid-genital-contact-on-national-TV-at-all-costs. Smashing stuff.

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Hyperspeedgoat.

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DebbiF wrote:Still, as I said, I couldn't have lost to a nicer guy.

You could have lost to me

[/quote]

Or Mark Owen out of Take That.

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Is it acceptable to nominate one of your own?

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=22046

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Phil Reynolds = Bear out of American Pie: The Wedding

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But can anyone beat Oasis' double 9er- CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA?

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Along the lines of Phil Reynolds cartoon post... David O'Donnell- Ben out of Lost after some Botox. Kai Laddiman- Macauley Culkin (when he was in Home Alone, not Jackos sex dungeon) Steven Briers- Sid out of Skins Steve Baines- the love child of Fabien Barthez and Andy Parsons off Mock The Week Pete...

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I didn't get PESTICIDE As far as I'm aware, he was the only person to get it in the whole building. Nuh-uh, I got it ;) Still would've got battered by both players though. Amazaing game. DoD was always gonna be tough to beat and it took something really special from Steve. Talk about setting the to...

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Count me in.

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Was PANPIPE valid?

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Props to Dinos in the crowd for getting TOMBOLO!

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Does anyone else find Andrew Sachs so meek and irritating that they almost wish Jonathan Ross was reinstated on BBC? Every letters round Susie had to stare at him and prompt him to tell us their words- it was like watching a special needs child working with their frustrated teaching assistant. Well ...

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omg seriously is this new women on countdown thick or what even i worked out that maths problem and that i saying something! it was simple! I was a bit disappointed young Riley didn't get it especially as she solved a relatively difficult numbers game yesterday (Wed 14 Jan 08). I was impressed by t...

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Richard Brittain is my new hero.

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Will pre-tournament favourite Jon put the 'lime' in Corby or will Richard prove Simon Cowell right and show us all that Brittains Got talent?

(and before anyone starts, Frankie Boyle repeats his jokes too...)

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Josef Fritzl
Mark Fowler out of Eastenders (post-AIDS)
Gary Barlow
Gazza
Verne Troyer
Ron Atkinson (joking of course)

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I had an idea, although its probably pretty crap really. You pick the first 5 letters as normal, then you pick the next 4 yourself as in Goatdown. The person picking the letters then has to beat the other player. If they both get the same score, then the non-picking player gets the points. Example: ...

Matthew Green

Very close to METHODIST/ISM as well. Ive been playing so much Goatdown that I was genuinely waiting for him to ask what actual letter you wanted!

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I got OILFIELDS last week in a 10-sec game which I was rather impressed with. I also got GADABOUTS but only after I saw Paul Howe get it in the singular.

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Charlie Reams wrote:If you listen to the audio interview, Jeff definitely suggests that Chris Kamara might be a guest at some point. Which I think would awesome.

It wouldnt just be awesome, it would be unbelievable Charlie.

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I didnt risk MOTTOES, MONDIAL, GODHEADS and DORADOS.

I was surprised TRIXIES and FASTERS were dissallowed and I also offered the appalling CREWIES.

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Phil Reynolds: Diego Simeone Kept goading David Beckham/Charlie Reams till he eventually snapped and kicked him in the back of the leg/kicked him off the forum. OR Phil Reynolds: Rebecca Loos Kept goading David Beckham/Charlie Reams till he eventually caved and gave in to full blown sex on repeated...

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Plus that guy (Carl something?) in s57 who's opponent cheated so he came back for another attempt in s58. Is this the only case of this happening?

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MOONQUAKE
TURQUOISE
HOWGOZIT
CUNTIEST
SORRYKAI

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Kai Laddiman wrote:Merry Christmas to everyone on the forum (except weirdos, nerds and geeks)!

But this is a Countdown forum, surely we're all nerds and geeks?

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One thing I will defeniately be doing is using the name Ecclesiastes Myanmar for one of my characters

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-A guy is tied up at a train station and has to escape before someone gets there. How could he escape in a dramatic and humourous way? He is tied up by a butcher who uses sausage skins to bind his hands. On the opposite platform are two starving dogs tied to a railing having been abandoned for xmas...

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Im currently making my 4th amateur film and finally have some decent actors and a bit of a budget to work with. But Im stuck with the plot and need some inspiration from some gifted minds. The film is an seedy dark comedy with a non-linear plotline and lots of twists- a bit like a cross between Pulp...

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Im hoping to emigrate to Victoria/Vancouver area in a couple of years, is the weather usually ok?

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Here's a very funny and genuine story. I make (very) amateur films in my spare time. Last year we needed an apartment to film the following scene: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=siB6kvZruw4 So my mate got his 2 friends (both small-time drugdealers) to let us use their flat. I had never met them befor...

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Joseph Bolas wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:Football sucks. End of.
Right on

Football doesnt suck. Thinking you've achieved something when 11 people you dont know beat 11 other people you dont know in a contest you have no influence on, that sucks.

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I was hoping that Al-Quaeda would take out the whole studio and every single cretin in there would be killed stone dead. But at least Eoghan (and Im not even going to apologise if I spelled that fucking ridiculous name wrong) didnt win.

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I wouldnt be too sure. The most charismatic and popular presenter on UK TV alongside a bunch of generally socially-deficient meek middle-aged men?

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I've read this thread a few times now and I have literally no clue as to what the hell Jason is talking about. Its like you are speaking a foreign language and then cut and pasting it onto a translater into English.

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Yes please.

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There seem to be an awful lot of grown men who 'accidentally' flicked onto the 'exact channel' at the 'exact time' and saw me...

Even though I look like a complete gormless twat who is in love with Gary Barlow (of which I am guilty), heres the link:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yKnzL3qf8lo

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I don't think I am going to watch the next series, I don't care how charming any new presenters are, Whiteley dying was one thing, but Carol has been in Countdown all the time I've been alive, and I don't think I really care for the next series. You sound like you have real abandonment issues and c...

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Kai Laddiman wrote:
Matthew Green wrote:(6x8x2) + 7 = 103
103 x 9
I was about to post the exact same answer.

But you saw this weeks ago!

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(6x8x2) + 7 = 103
103 x (5+4)

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Danny Dyer.

N-Power Salesman.

Paul O'Grady and his 'show'. Its 2008, being camp isnt funny or intriguing.

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What about Branddown ? You have to make up a word involving two smaller words (CUNT-MASK, COW-AIDS, SON-RAPE), but it isnt allowed to be valid. Its actually not that easy to get funny ones, she's cleverer than she gets credit for. If you accidentally declare a word that is actually valid (LAMEBRAIN)...

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