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Matthew Green

Jason Larsen wrote:Why were you thinking of your idea, Matthew?

Because if I don't line my toys up in a perfectly straight line, the world won't work properly.

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http://www.countdownwiki.com/Episode_2797

Thats got to be:

Best opening word in a countdown match?
Best 9er in a final?
Best 9er ever?!

This new Michael Calder is a shame to the name

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Its Casper the friendly ghost on crack.

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Its not very PC but an autistic spectrum knockout tournament would be good. The further down the spectrum you are, the higher your seeding. Mouthwatering.

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Put me down Damo, 100%.

What about me and Dino playing hypernumbers?

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=42167

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Somewhere between 500-600 points maybe.

p.s. I hope this answer demonstrates how lame this thread is.

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My girlfriend comes home each day at about 4:05 so she always just sees the conundrum. She is a very calm, loving person and rarely even gets slightly annoyed but she is getting extremely irritated by your buzzing in without the answer every day. She actually called you a cunt, the only time Ive eve...

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I think and hope that I'm the only person to ever win a round with the word LINE.

Also, I filmed my first show when Des O'Connor was legally single, then filmed my second 7 days later when he was married. Thats unique, yet not very interesting.

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Jason Larsen wrote: I have had personal problems and felt very stressed.

Now, to my concerns at hand.

1. Nobody told me who Danielle Davies was.

Yes, life is hard.

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NUTATION?

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I think he looks more like Andy Murrays mum. No offence Jimmy, I honestly do.

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Both ways to completion I might add.

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Didnt you and Reams have full penetrative sex while Susie was doing her origin of words?

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Brilliant stuff Jimmy! Liked the challenger's "do you come here often?" too, but as usual fuck-all response from the cunting audience. Twats. I thought it was a nicely conceived gag, but his deadpan delivery was so horrendous I literally went into a cringe spasm on my sofa. Rachels muted ...

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Well given that this thread was my idea I think I should pick the winner:

Take a bow Mr Briers, HENDIADYS it is!

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I would rather trust my own unsubstantiated judgement than that of someone who earns a living pulling pints.

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Do you know what time you will be filming yet? I will probably be able to go that day but cant be arsed with all 5 shows.

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Interesting to see Im the only one to vote for Maxwell BB, does nobody remember quite how vile this guy was?

Although Charlie, Alexandra and Luke all push him close.

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What about Nick Wainwright and Si out of the Inbetweeners?

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We are not a cut above if we keep them in disgusting conditions. As for swine flu, here is a bit of an email I got today from Avaaz. Why not sign their petition, eh? You can carry on eating happy pork :) >> No-one yet knows whether swine flu will become a global pandemic, but it is becoming clear w...

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Whether he's good or not is not relevant to this thread, he is undoubtedly a smug, self-absorbed, over indulged smarmy little twat. That failed penalty against Man City showed him up for everything he is. Zidane was a million times better than Henry and a million times more humble and likeable. OK....

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Given the interesting discussions in the other thread, thought I'd put it to the sword.

Suggestions welcome...

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Whether he's good or not is not relevant to this thread, he is undoubtedly a smug, self-absorbed, over indulged smarmy little twat. That failed penalty against Man City showed him up for everything he is.

Zidane was a million times better than Henry and a million times more humble and likeable.

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Jon O'Neill wrote:
Matthew Green wrote:Thierry Henry (the Shaun Murphy of football)
What the hell? He's nowhere near as fat, and I love him.

I'd say he's the smuggest cunt in the world of sport.

Cannot believe I left out Jeremy Kyle. In fact I'll leave him out a la Beevers at COC, just to give the others a chance.

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I dont think anyone needs to explain why Murphy is a cunt, he just clearly is. You dont need to meet John Higgins in person to know that he is definately a nice chap and the same applies for Murphy but to the other extreme. As for Barton and Allardyce, I can think of many people from the world of fo...

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In the words of Ross Geller- '18 pages, front and back!'

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Watching the fat smug cunt that is Shaun Murphy waddling round the tabel at the Crucible has inspired me to do a thread on who is the worlds worst person.

I've taken the rather extreme liberty of doing the shortlist myself but suggestions are welcome...

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Mark Allen all the way Agreed! :) Do you know anything about snooker David or is this one of those bizarre were-part-of-the-UK-but-not-England-so-we'll-vote-for-our-own-just-to-prevent-an-English=person-winning things that allow talentless fat-tongued cunts (my choice term for Jamie Oliver) like Eo...

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75 + (4/4)

x

7 - (8/8)

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I'm only 13.

Where do you live?

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Andy Wilson wrote:Today's challenger Davy likes Stephen Hendry, who just scored a 147 at the crucible...

You fucking twat- this is countdown spoilers only. Dickhead.

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Sorry, cant continue. its crashed my CPU twice and now I cant even log in.

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Put me down if theres still space- despite my appalling conundrum ability.

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Was she the really pretty one who looks like Gwyneth Paltrow?

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Ben Hunter wrote:Today's show features Julie Russell from Apterous.

I thought she was Scottish?

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Did anyone notice that the shot of the players showed the fat guys score (cant remember his name) as 13 even though it was round 12? Poor job by the editress there.

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Are you the same Tom that 'retired' from Countdown?

If so, I think you need to stop taking yourself so seriously...

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Only one word to describe that game- vescitudious.

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Andrew, will that be recording in Manchester? If so I might come and watch.

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Freddie Milverton wrote:Any info on George Robertson who appeared on today's show?

He likes flowers, chocolates and poetry and he prefers gay men, likely in their 50s, who stalk him via internet game show forums.

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Phil Reynolds wrote:I'll just go and punch myself hard in the face to save you the trouble.

I would rather you didn't- I find gaybashing unacceptable.

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No, funnily enough Rachael decided to write a short essay on the Boer War in this particular game.

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Well considering its about 6 square feet rolled up, then yes. It would probably get damaged in the back of a removals van.

p.s. I'm assuming that was sarcasm?

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I'm moving house and need to offload some bulky stuff. For sale: 2 x OE Dictionaries won on the show Countdown Board game won on the show Susie's Language Report book won on the show A numbers game sheet from COC signed by Jeff and Susie If you can pick them up (i'm in Didsbury, South Manchester), t...

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I can't make it but I can arrange some reinforced steel chairs to be sent via FedEx in case of any Shallow Hal moments.

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I saw INCEST.

Not a spoiler, just a fritzly-ditzly fact.

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Jason,

that to me anymore.

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Oh, Kirk, I wholeheartedly apologize to you. When you die, you are unconscious and it's like you'll be sleeping forever and you'll never wake up. After I said what I didn't mean, I said Richard Whiteley is in a better place now, and that's what I meant. I'm sorry for contradicting myself. How do yo...

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What about a 'tournament mode' like you get on football computer games? You start by playing a fictional player and try and win 8 consecutive games. These players have ability level of 1000-1500 as thats about what the average contestant on the show have. Then, depending on how you do, you may make ...

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Can I just say that Julie T is a fucking cunt.

Seeing as she's foed me and all...

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BORSTAL

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Ok so I had a bad hangover that day and looked a bit groggy. No need to take the piss.

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This is sick and wrong Charlie.

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Phil Reynolds wrote:Riiiiight. Rachel's actually on the show every day in case you hadn't noticed. It's going to get pretty tedious if half the posts on every show's spoiler thread are typed with one hand.

Yes but that dress was particularly enticing. Maybe your equivalent of Linford Christie's sprinting shorts?

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Damn you Wilson...

Hulme vs Briers- wow

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What about Elisabeth Fritzl as a DC guest? She hasn't done anything wrong has she?

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Phil Reynolds wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:Is it today or tomorrow with the really fit contestant?
Don't think it can be today - one of them's got really crooked teeth and the other one's a woman.

Hahahaha!

Does anyone else think she looked like an Asian version of the policewoman out of Shameless?

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Jon Corby wrote:Yeah, but you could have passed and that would have still happened.

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Amazing stuff Kirk, especially that last numbers game.

I have to say though, this just makes Julian Fell go way up in my estimation. Imagine what he would have been capable of with apterous as a training tool? I think Damian should sanction a Bevins vs Fell face-off!

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It is to my shock and disgust that the devils latest incarnation, Charlie Reams, has sanctioned the appearance of that vile creep Father Christmas as an apterous DC guest. When I was a child, this predator would regularly break into my house, creep into my bedroom and empty his sack while I slept. W...

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