Charlie, she's definitely after your cock, if you've got one you fucking bastard poofter melon arse.Charlie Reams wrote:Haha. Pretty much that, yeah.
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- Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:10 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
- Replies: 223
- Views: 28129
Re: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
- Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:28 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers & Comments, Tuesday 24/02/2009
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4823
Re: Spoilers & Comments, Tuesday 24/02/2009
Agreed on the Jeff point. He's perfect, and actually intelligent and understands the game too. I don't recall any other hosts ever offering a DC beater before (Jeff did recently with an 8 that I've forgotten) and he comes up with cracking words pretty regularly. Fucking bastard poofter melon arse. ...
- Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:23 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
- Replies: 223
- Views: 28129
Re: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
Fucking bastard poofter melon arse.Charlie Reams wrote:Haha. Pretty much that, yeah.
I love the way we can say what we want here. And then claim it was all a funny joke thing.
- Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:18 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Charlie in today's Times
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2082
Re: Charlie in today's Times
I did say everything I'm quoted as saying but, umm, not in that order or context. The comment about "volunteering to help my department's computer lab" is particularly nonsensical, given that my department is the computer lab and I get paid so "volunteering" seems a bit generous...
- Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:16 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
- Replies: 223
- Views: 28129
Re: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
You crazy old poofter you.Matt Morrison wrote:it's admittedly leftfield, but has anyone gone for the kate richardson = david dawson theory yet?
- Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:03 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
- Replies: 223
- Views: 28129
Re: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
I know, he's very good isn't he?Phil Reynolds wrote:Charlie's description of you on the Lesbilicious site becomes more apt with every post you make.david dawson wrote:Everyone seems to be bending over forwards trying to prove how friendly they are to the gayers.
- Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:25 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
- Replies: 223
- Views: 28129
Re: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
It's all kicked off here hasn't it? Everyone seems to be bending over forwards trying to prove how friendly they are to the gayers. And all because Charlie was rude to the lesbians. Who'd have thought it?
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:03 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Quiz Question
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4122
Re: Quiz Question
Frank Sidebottom
Kate Richardson
Susie Dent
Kate Richardson
Susie Dent
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:02 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
- Replies: 223
- Views: 28129
Re: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
Some jokes to lighten the mood;
Q How do asthmatic lesbians breathe?
A In snatches.
Q What do lesbians do on a second date?
A Move in together.
I love lesbians, me.
Q How do asthmatic lesbians breathe?
A In snatches.
Q What do lesbians do on a second date?
A Move in together.
I love lesbians, me.
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:37 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Quiz Question
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4122
Re: Quiz Question
Is it 6?
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:11 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Quiz Question
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4122
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:10 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Quiz Question
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4122
Re: Quiz Question
47AnnieHall wrote:Is anyone going to answer my poser about Generation Game presenters?
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:09 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Best ever contestants
- Replies: 513
- Views: 407431
Re: Best ever contestants
Kate Richardson
David Roe
David Roe
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests
- Replies: 143
- Views: 20234
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests
Kate Richardson
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:12 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Best ever contestants
- Replies: 513
- Views: 407431
Re: Best ever contestants
Kate Richardson.
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:39 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Best ever contestants
- Replies: 513
- Views: 407431
Re: Best ever contestants
Kate Richardson.
- Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:58 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
- Replies: 223
- Views: 28129
Re: "Frustrated by the programme marginalising her sexuality."
I think the world would be a different place today if the letters DPFEOOTWR had not appeared and we got UMFFDIVER instead. Also, the big bastard lexicon of hate that Susie consulted to ok the offensive word should be taken outside and burnt and replaced with a lesbian friendly version that only cont...
- Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:25 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers & Comments, Monday 23/02/2009
- Replies: 35
- Views: 4134
Re: Spoilers & Comments, Monday 23/02/2009
I got SPOONAGE, a period of time shortly after soup was discovered.
- Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:50 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Say hello to Susie
- Replies: 67
- Views: 12086
Re: Say hello to Susie
I love funning around me.
- Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests
- Replies: 143
- Views: 20234
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests
After Frank Sidebottom, how about Richard Madeley? He could entertain us with stories of what supermarkets have special deals on cheap wine.
- Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:08 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Say hello to Susie
- Replies: 67
- Views: 12086
Re: Say hello to Susie
I always thought she was an editor with a commissioning background rather than a lex. I'm very impressed if you never struggle with Clive Upton's take on IPA (as used by Oxford). I'm comfortable with most dictionary publishers' versions of IPA but I have real trouble with Upton. I think many lingui...
- Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:57 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Say hello to Susie
- Replies: 67
- Views: 12086
Re: Say hello to Susie
No. Not in this case. It all seems to be a misunderstanding. Some people just don't recognise perfection when they see it.George Jenkins wrote: Hello David, have you declared war already?
- Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:07 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Say hello to Susie
- Replies: 67
- Views: 12086
Re: Say hello to Susie
One thing I do find a bit bizarre about Susie is that when a word is one she doesn't know she'll read it with completely the wrong pronunciation even though it tells to how to pronounce it in the entry. And she's a lexicographer! However, I know how irrational people can be and I know how wars star...
- Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:39 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday 13th February 2009
- Replies: 65
- Views: 10051
Re: Spoilers and comments for Friday 13/02/2009
As someone who the local lads on an estate I used live on would shout out "paedophile" to (among other things) as I walked down the street believe me lesley queer is most definitely a homophobic word. Lesbians and gay men very rarely muse on semantics when their heads are being kicked in....
- Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Say hello to Susie
- Replies: 67
- Views: 12086
Re: Say hello to Susie
Does Susie still wear those kinky boots. I do hope so?
- Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:29 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests
- Replies: 143
- Views: 20234
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests
Frank Sidebottom
- Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:48 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests
- Replies: 143
- Views: 20234
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests
Get Frank Sidebottom in. Comedian, musician and raconteur, and probably not too expensive.
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:23 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers and comments for Wednesday 18/02/2009
- Replies: 66
- Views: 6509
Re: Spoilers and comments for Wednesday 18/02/2009
I hadn't realised until today, Neil, that you're a student at good old Warwick Uni, my alma mater and from which I still live just a handful of miles away in leafy Leamington. What with Kirk's home town being just up the road in Rugby, there's quite a few of us in the locality. I went for an interv...
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:19 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Three nines in a row
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1703
Re: Three nines in a row
Thanks. It was probably Hannah. Heather was taking the Scottish connection a bit too far.
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers & Comments, Monday 16/02/2009
- Replies: 46
- Views: 4898
Re: Spoilers & Comments, Monday 16/02/2009
Audience participation timeMartin Gardner wrote:
Caption competition anyone?
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:12 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Three nines in a row
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1703
Re: Three nines in a row
That was probably it, thanks.
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:59 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Three nines in a row
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1703
Three nines in a row
I vaguely recall a female contestant about twenty years ago getting three consecutive nine letter words. Is my memory correct, did this really happen? At the moment it seems we're lucky to get one nine letter word a week. Also, does anyone remember the Scottish lexicographer, possibly called Heather...
- Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:31 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers & Comments, Monday 16/02/2009
- Replies: 46
- Views: 4898
Re: Spoilers & Comments, Monday 16/02/2009
Anal probes, arsiest and now this. It's getting more like Craggy Island every day.Steven Tew wrote:Martin Gardner wrote:
- Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:16 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests
- Replies: 143
- Views: 20234
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests
I'm not too bothered who is in the Corner, provided they do something entertaining- tell a funny story, or perform a magic trick. So far this series, there have been too many guests imho who are just there to cash in on the current fleeting wave of hysteria surrounding them. I'm sure Andrew Sachs a...
- Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:00 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
- Replies: 276
- Views: 32158
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
I thought that was Jeffrey Archer when Anderson asked him, "Is there no beginning to your talents?".
- Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:56 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Greetings
- Replies: 2
- Views: 918
Re: Greetings
My fangs are so dull I may as well be toothless, a lovely nine letter effort. I doubt if I'll be crossing swords with anyone here, unless they insult my favourite lexicographer, then it's war.
- Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:31 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Say hello to Susie
- Replies: 67
- Views: 12086
Re: Say hello to Susie
The programme should be called Countdown with Susie Dent. Or possibly Susie Dents' Countdown. Or even the Susie Dent Show. Let's get rid of the superfluous and concentrate on what really matters.
- Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:06 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Greetings
- Replies: 2
- Views: 918
Greetings
Wotcha. I've just started watching Countdown again after a long break. I got tired of seeing Carol Vorderman everywhere, selling her consolidation loans to chavs and margerine that will only give you a little heart attack, and have only just resumed viewing. Unfortunately the first episode I chose t...